The only cracker in the zoo

At this point we expect you to make everything gay. It kinda comes with the zoo territory. I don’t think this is the win that you think it is. What time is we headed to bed?

2026-07-09 02:32:01 UTC

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Oh I can’t wait 😀

2026-07-09 02:21:38 UTC

Sometimes you draw the wild one
https://eveningzoo.club/media/4f878a0268fcc78b198d5d85998cf648a95df8bd7806216b7ecd6f0e565c3426.mp4

2026-07-08 02:19:11 UTC

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Calm down 🤨

2026-07-05 03:01:45 UTC

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Totally unrelated but appreciated

2026-07-05 02:57:57 UTC

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Beefy cats to steal huge panties. I don’t understand but hashtag respect

2026-07-05 02:56:19 UTC

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I can smell the ammonia from here 😑

2026-07-05 02:53:05 UTC

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Okay then 😌

2026-07-05 02:52:02 UTC

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Enjoy your cat piss life

2026-07-05 02:51:16 UTC

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Calm down Spaniard

2026-07-05 02:10:25 UTC

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Oh look, a brown that’s hates dogs, huh. Anyways 😌

2026-07-05 01:56:37 UTC

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Isn’t that the point of suburban mom breeding?

2026-07-05 01:54:58 UTC

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On the picture, point where the doodle touched you

2026-07-05 01:38:20 UTC

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You have two free dogs 😀

2026-07-04 12:08:07 UTC

Lol
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2026-07-04 02:43:52 UTC

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You’re being so woman like right now

2026-07-03 19:34:03 UTC

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I need to buy hotdogs

2026-07-03 19:33:42 UTC

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I would rather eat the garbage weed over a donut, haven’t had one of those in well over a decade. I cannot stand that sugar

2026-07-03 19:28:19 UTC

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You got this 😤
I’ve set a goal to get to my initial BMT weight this year. I dunno if that’s possible fam. 18 to go.
I’m hungry 😔

2026-07-03 19:23:09 UTC

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Good job.
Still a fatass tho 🤨

2026-07-03 19:22:16 UTC

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I swear, Big T and Penguin are the same accounts some days

2026-07-02 23:06:33 UTC

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I called my oldest sister a retard earlier and she’s not pleased with that. Don’t care. She’s a retard

2026-07-02 22:57:47 UTC

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I don’t speak to them. Maybe I’ll send it via mail. On a post card. Handwritten URL.
I’m not salty

2026-07-02 22:53:46 UTC

This is probably banjo music 👇🏻
#nevent1q…x2cs

2026-06-26 21:18:24 UTC

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This whole mess of a thread is the closest thing to a hell thread in 2026

2026-06-23 02:20:15 UTC

I shouldn’t have taken that nap earlier

2026-04-20 01:42:51 UTC

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2026-03-28 22:44:28 UTC

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Is this what it’s called when you’re touching fupa?

2026-03-25 00:46:59 UTC

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Nigger 😡🖕

2026-03-25 00:43:43 UTC

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Me too, but in a different way

2026-03-25 00:42:37 UTC

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. I’m now fully within the south Texas Audie Murphy system, and it sucks balls.

2026-03-10 00:26:41 UTC

I had steak on a Monday. (It was on sale)

2026-03-09 02:51:09 UTC

Okay then
https://eveningzoo.club/media/dc7a0bcfea2d94b373274a43a84d2c4318a94fba89a2d0378c93fae384205b35.jpeg

2026-03-09 02:39:30 UTC

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Oh wait, I did have the local newspaper picture me in a brown t-shirt doing actual painting.

2026-03-09 02:37:55 UTC

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Paint targets, paint canvas?

2026-03-09 02:36:38 UTC

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It’s okay, the dumpster likes it

2026-03-09 02:32:42 UTC

I’ve seen way too many vids of veterans putting on their uniforms and daring Uncle Sam to call them. I’ll have you know that I’ve tossed all mine in the bin

2026-03-08 23:30:30 UTC

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Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who knows?

2026-03-08 21:10:07 UTC

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2026-03-08 21:04:47 UTC

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All Asians are racist. We should be the same way

2026-03-08 21:03:27 UTC

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2026-03-08 19:13:34 UTC

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2026-03-08 03:48:06 UTC

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Calm down

2026-03-08 03:46:59 UTC

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Sounds about right

2026-03-08 03:32:44 UTC

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Does “she” know about Anne’s diary?

2026-03-08 03:31:32 UTC

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Since moving back to Texas this hasn’t been a thing. Tennessee has issues

2026-03-08 03:29:38 UTC

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2026-03-08 02:47:27 UTC

Adjust your clocks so that the jews aren’t inconvenienced on their meal times

2026-03-07 20:59:07 UTC

Gonna start putting Trump “I did that” sticker on the beef in the grocery

2026-03-07 20:54:43 UTC

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2026-03-07 20:35:33 UTC

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And then we have the nigger + khat imbalance 😑

2026-03-07 20:00:44 UTC

https://eveningzoo.club/media/2535fcec78efd7d1f826dddda71c85d93f7a649652c314525c5e02a1280d4038.mp4

2026-03-05 20:45:17 UTC

Both my dogs have the itches. I haven’t changed food or anything. Can’t see any fleas. Anyone have an idea?

2026-03-05 20:43:33 UTC

“What’s for dinner?”
I’m glad you asked
Frozen meatloaf and frozen mashed tators. I’ve been doing taxes all day and ain’t cookin nothing

2026-03-05 20:32:39 UTC

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2026-03-04 23:57:13 UTC

1990 negroes are back 😑
#nevent1q…qx44

2026-03-04 22:01:54 UTC

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Doves cry

2026-03-04 21:48:41 UTC

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It’s the old quandary of “I can’t get it up or car door took me out”

2026-03-04 21:47:39 UTC

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Best one ever made. It’ll outlast the grandkids. I use my corded circular saws and hammer drill.

2026-03-04 21:45:37 UTC

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This has never happened to any man ever. We can’t relate

2026-03-04 21:41:54 UTC

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Chicks melting down over minor issues is in their dna. This isn’t new

2026-03-04 21:33:21 UTC

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I have the dewalt multi tool as well, I forgot I bought that. It’s awesome. My Dremel one sucked ass

2026-03-04 21:27:40 UTC

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I do try and find multiple battery usages. I had bought the dewalt PEX expander as it was way cheaper than the Milwaukee and later when I needed a new Sabre saw, I bought a dewalt to use those batteries. I still don’t have another use for the Makita batteries. Might buy a orbital sander for those

2026-03-04 21:20:15 UTC

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I stopped being a brand addict and buy what’s best rated. My Makita track saw is legit

2026-03-04 21:18:12 UTC

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I avoid all the red tools, they are for people less committed to their cash. The Mexicans in my parts love the Ryobi apparently

2026-03-04 21:14:43 UTC

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I’m shell shocked that my beloved 4 in 1 oil is now in a plastic bottle. I had to walk out to the truck so no one would see me cry. I’m still in need of a new garden hose

2026-03-04 21:09:55 UTC

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Why do I only get half my list and spend twice as much?

2026-03-04 10:51:08 UTC

Eyepatch McCain ousted. Faggot
https://eveningzoo.club/media/192235dbd39e6f888bf1f85a594fc1858f41b05a3be8b8a78479bccf89c5b904.jpeg

2026-03-04 02:09:55 UTC

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2026-03-04 01:39:23 UTC

That time a magical negro captivated the world
https://www.history.com/articles/muhammad-ali-iraq-hostages

2026-03-04 00:37:54 UTC

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2026-03-03 21:42:02 UTC

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It’s not badly painful, it’s like a sunburn. The money part is painful

2026-03-03 21:38:01 UTC

I had HEB deli pizza for lunch 💅🏻

2026-03-03 21:33:28 UTC

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No. Think Metallica and of course the time in which that happened

2026-03-03 21:31:37 UTC

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Put solar panels on the roof?

2026-03-03 21:28:21 UTC

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Style? Just random, whatever the tattoo guy thought was appropriate at the time. Certainly not jailhouse but some were basic and some creative. The one I have left is constrained by its original artwork. It wasn’t good art by any means. It’s an album cover

2026-03-03 21:23:30 UTC

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I had a ton of military tats. I have one left that’s personal but I’m going to have it removed this year. It’s time to let that event go away. It’s weird that the shadow always remains, I can see it but most people just see that something was there

2026-03-03 21:17:54 UTC

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No (bugsbunny.gif)

2026-03-03 21:15:13 UTC

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I’m forwarding this to my tattoo buddy 😤

2026-03-03 21:13:10 UTC

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I did how I was taught, through the intercom I said no entiendo ingles

2026-03-03 21:10:00 UTC

Me pondering how the dreadlocked negro made it through two gates in order to knock on my door selling pest control AND it’s a negro actually working. His name was Micha and yes, he was driving a Nissan
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2026-03-03 01:46:06 UTC

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She’s still around

2026-03-03 01:35:20 UTC

https://eveningzoo.club/media/d11a43edc91efcd807365ab1447cd609f68042464f447da7543cc2d147beaaae.mp4

2026-03-03 00:52:30 UTC

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Heathens then

2026-03-03 00:51:18 UTC

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I assumed it was about gay dudes in Hollywood

2026-03-03 00:50:34 UTC