The only cracker in the zoo

I do try and find multiple battery usages. I had bought the dewalt PEX expander as it was way cheaper than the Milwaukee and later when I needed a new Sabre saw, I bought a dewalt to use those batteries. I still don’t have another use for the Makita batteries. Might buy a orbital sander for those

2026-03-04 21:20:15 UTC

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I stopped being a brand addict and buy what’s best rated. My Makita track saw is legit

2026-03-04 21:18:12 UTC

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I avoid all the red tools, they are for people less committed to their cash. The Mexicans in my parts love the Ryobi apparently

2026-03-04 21:14:43 UTC

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I’m shell shocked that my beloved 4 in 1 oil is now in a plastic bottle. I had to walk out to the truck so no one would see me cry. I’m still in need of a new garden hose

2026-03-04 21:09:55 UTC

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Why do I only get half my list and spend twice as much?

2026-03-03 21:33:28 UTC

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No. Think Metallica and of course the time in which that happened

2026-03-03 21:31:37 UTC

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Put solar panels on the roof?

2026-03-03 21:28:21 UTC

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Style? Just random, whatever the tattoo guy thought was appropriate at the time. Certainly not jailhouse but some were basic and some creative. The one I have left is constrained by its original artwork. It wasn’t good art by any means. It’s an album cover

2026-03-03 21:23:30 UTC

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I had a ton of military tats. I have one left that’s personal but I’m going to have it removed this year. It’s time to let that event go away. It’s weird that the shadow always remains, I can see it but most people just see that something was there

2026-03-03 21:17:54 UTC

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No (bugsbunny.gif)

2026-03-03 21:15:13 UTC

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I’m forwarding this to my tattoo buddy 😤

2026-03-03 01:46:06 UTC

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She’s still around

2026-03-03 00:52:30 UTC

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Heathens then

2026-03-03 00:51:18 UTC

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I assumed it was about gay dudes in Hollywood

2026-03-03 00:45:14 UTC

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I would eat all the snacks

2026-03-03 00:44:40 UTC

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I dunno, never seen it. That could explain the name I suppose

2026-03-03 00:44:11 UTC

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They’re really cool, so bright it’s the first thing you notice

2026-03-03 00:42:41 UTC

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I’ll try and get one next time I’m over

2026-03-03 00:40:48 UTC

My neighbor’s dog’s name is Turtle. He’s a fat miniature cattle dog with really cool blue eyes

2026-03-03 00:14:25 UTC

Anyone wanna guess the color or too soon?
https://eveningzoo.club/media/531e677f45917f8d6d2237325c3016566574a35a47b98e19bf4d4cd908b9d896.jpeg

2026-03-02 20:05:05 UTC

We know why
https://eveningzoo.club/media/3dc6e62f9db5bb7747146a2e9f6ae5d75b48dca503a0bfb0668bda70f173ad42.jpeg

2026-03-02 19:43:24 UTC

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BTW, one of the Shah’s daughters married a jew. Of course she did as she’s Jewish through blood

2026-03-02 19:42:22 UTC

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They never could accept that their appointed “shah” was dispensed of 47 years ago

2026-03-02 19:39:45 UTC

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The truck nuts scraped over their canopy as an extra insult

2026-03-02 19:32:03 UTC

Soon, countries without central banking = 0
Afghanistan-done Iraq-done North Korea-done Venezuela-done Cuba-done Syria-done Iran-almost done
What comes next?

2026-03-01 21:13:51 UTC

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“Ditch the mascara and the brown wife faggot”
https://eveningzoo.club/media/95c79460e074ce2decbb2a2900baf0ad23f759d8acb49fab66abd673bd0700fb.jpeg

2026-03-01 20:30:19 UTC

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Been optimal had it been a Swift truck

2026-03-01 20:27:00 UTC

https://eveningzoo.club/media/92641495e76180b25fd7401341f2991f066c8ab0996b085947f4e89d7a4f6153.mp4

2026-02-28 23:24:52 UTC

MEATLOAF!
Fight amongst yourselves about it

2026-02-28 22:46:23 UTC

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I have backup options 💅
https://eveningzoo.club/media/85f4052ccfef3ccf0efb01967bb93e05a78b77b0ba2a63584eb4ca618f0a4022.jpeg

2026-02-28 22:40:09 UTC

I’m at 3% 😑
https://eveningzoo.club/media/617858f38ff3e90362bf17482e0aad2adcd663c1fca4ce5e2def7fba9e25cda9.jpeg

2026-02-28 21:53:42 UTC

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Because nobody danced in New Jersey?

2026-02-28 21:41:51 UTC

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Fuck them in particular

2026-02-28 21:13:43 UTC

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Good God I hope India is a friendly fire incident

2026-02-28 21:11:17 UTC

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I truly hope they kill each other

2026-02-28 21:10:26 UTC

In 2026 you’re forced to side with the Zionists or the Zionist created brown folk. What a time to be alive

2026-02-28 01:04:20 UTC

Trees
https://eveningzoo.club/media/5aae03291a066aecd96d569204c858ec969213e4aca0b2c061cc600783a70138.jpeg

2026-02-27 02:14:57 UTC

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BTW, I took my buddy Sparky’s severed thumb to the ER in a Dixie cup after a table saw whoopsie daisy. He now has a knuckle less thumb.

2026-02-27 02:12:02 UTC

I’ve seen this across multiple platforms today. Apparently Dave is an idiot and deserved the finger loss
#nevent1q…nkl2

2026-02-27 00:42:19 UTC

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That’s a good drink!

2026-02-26 20:41:49 UTC

https://eveningzoo.club/media/14d2423a8317561319d7da9909e1bcd5e9289836867cfffe854649b863e73239.mp4

2026-02-26 19:59:13 UTC

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Can’t be that big of a piece of shit, it comes with a piss jug

2026-02-23 02:10:43 UTC

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Can your wife make a call because the Canadian ones aren’t near as good 🫢

2026-02-12 21:44:56 UTC

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little wiggle wiggle jimble jamble app when?

2026-02-10 04:21:08 UTC

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But fun nonetheless

2026-02-10 04:17:05 UTC

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The motion of the ocean and all that

2026-02-10 04:14:10 UTC

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I do remember that if you don’t heat them, they suck the heat right out of you. Not in a good way

2026-02-10 04:09:34 UTC

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I did order from AAFES so no tax and no shipping cost. Gotta save that 8.25% ya know

2026-02-10 04:01:03 UTC

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“Hard earned” 🤭

2026-02-10 03:58:58 UTC

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I think it was $2200. And no, no extra BJs

2026-02-10 03:56:15 UTC

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Have you met them? They’d live on straw just to afford a cruise

2026-02-10 03:54:21 UTC

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Sure. But the olds wouldn’t pay that kind of money

2026-02-10 03:53:22 UTC

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No it’s a new age bed for people. Quite comfy

2026-02-10 03:49:13 UTC

Got a new Nectar mattress. It’s quite cozy

2026-02-10 03:11:06 UTC

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I still have a Nostr account. I don’t use it but it’s a nice dust collector

2026-02-09 19:45:50 UTC

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If that’s my only two choices. Normal

2026-02-08 21:27:46 UTC

Got a doggone eye infection again, that’s twice in 6 months. Maybe my contact solution is working against me or something

2026-02-05 03:07:12 UTC

2022 fedi, “say wrong thing” HELL THREAD
2025 fedi “nothing”

2026-02-02 04:55:52 UTC

Watching late night, 25 yo unsolved mysteries. Two minutes into it, google case. Nigger. 80% of the time.
Probably

2026-01-30 01:26:42 UTC

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I think so

2026-01-30 01:25:03 UTC

We lost Scott Adams at just the point where he was about to pivot to a Bellamy salute

2026-01-29 21:49:59 UTC

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Im flying into Tennessee Saturday, so a quick trip north and multiple stops will stock me up. Thanks tho!

2026-01-29 21:46:07 UTC

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Yo, it’s like a 16 hour round trip from where I am to get legal stuff. Or I have to try and negotiate with Juan at the gas station for sketchy shit

2026-01-29 21:43:09 UTC

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Are you high?

2026-01-27 21:00:13 UTC

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Medicare + Medicaid pays for it. If you’re concerned about losing your inheritance maybe look into prostitution

2026-01-22 20:08:15 UTC

Once upon a time we hell threads, now, apparently, udders deserve an entire matrix chat.
#nevent1q…nygv

2026-01-21 03:40:05 UTC

BTW, I’m home from east Jesus Arkansas. There’s a lot of blacks out there. More than one would’ve thought.

2026-01-15 22:49:04 UTC

Random question, I’m not doing this, but if a guy was to open an ice cream sandwich centered food truck what would the name be?

2026-01-15 01:28:57 UTC

Hear me out, worst dessert ever, king cake with a plastic doll buried in it.
Dry cake with plastic
Dry plastic 😑

2026-01-13 21:57:59 UTC

I’m gonna put my premade enchiladas in the oven soon, but I’m told I’m brown but no true brown would buy enchiladas to then take home and bake. It’s a puzzle apparently

2026-01-13 21:10:52 UTC

Dogs reacting to fire truck passing
https://eveningzoo.club/media/7395e7c1ada652ceb637350bfe5ed2f6c5a21978aa482e73ebcb044becb85f46.mov

2026-01-13 00:39:49 UTC

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Dammit @nprofile…5fvr

2026-01-12 02:50:09 UTC

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You’re gonna die

2026-01-11 01:18:59 UTC

I found out today that my wife can’t whistle and I’m now calling a divorce attorney. Who even are these people?

2026-01-07 02:39:26 UTC

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