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2026-11-12 02:39:36 UTC

Millennials lived through EVERY tech era. Tapes, Floppy disks, CDs, MP3 players, Nokia 3310. Millennials are the last generation that remembers a world WITHOUT the internet. Played outside until dark. Rang door phones to call friends out. Recorded songs from the radio onto tapes.

2026-11-12 02:39:35 UTC

Millennials, do you keep in touch with friends from your school days?

2026-11-12 02:03:36 UTC

I’ll never understand people who say they would be bored if they didn’t work. Do you know how many hobbies I would have if I didn’t have to work???

2026-11-12 02:00:13 UTC

Millennial parents, what battles y'all picking? I don't care if you finish your food. If you starve, that was your choice.

2026-11-12 02:00:13 UTC

From a millennial manager who grew up without a phone: if you call out sick, it’s your RESPONSIBILITY to stay off social media…

2026-11-12 01:48:45 UTC

Gen-Z: How the hełl did y'all get home wasted before Uber?
Millennials:

2026-11-12 01:48:45 UTC

Do all millennials still feel like kids?

2026-11-12 01:48:45 UTC

I can’t prove it, but 87% of X is just burned out millennials surviving on yapping, dilly-dallying, feral posts, caffeine, and sarcasm.

2026-11-12 01:41:55 UTC

Pete Hegseth getting yelled at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Veteran's Day is the perfect representation of the unprofessionalism the military is dealing with at the top.

2026-11-12 01:41:55 UTC

Three quiet cheers for the soldier at the Tomb of the Unknown who had to admonish Hegseth and his pals for breaking the rules of decorum. You know he's going to be fired for doing his solemn job.

2026-11-12 01:39:37 UTC

Mississippi about to experience a Colomoscopy.

2026-11-12 01:38:34 UTC

The Millennial instinct to save a screenshot of a confirmation page as if the email, text, and 17 follow-up reminders aren't already on their way.

2026-11-12 01:14:57 UTC

Cindy Hyde Smith's blocked Scott Colom from becoming a Judge. It was just announced he WON HER SEAT IN THE SENATE! We love to see it! Congrats SENATOR Scott Colom!

2026-11-12 01:12:28 UTC

Scott Colom’s pick another protein ad will go down as one of the best political ads in history.

2026-11-12 01:09:12 UTC

Unhoused people dyıng from the cold in the bible belt seems like a great time to remind everyone that churches don't pay taxes because they are assumed charitable organizations!!!!

2026-11-12 00:46:45 UTC

When they said, “The South will rise again,” they never imagined it would be the descendants of the enslaved who would rise up and transform the electoral map.

2026-11-12 00:45:37 UTC

If the Nvidia scandal has taught us anything, it is that an aging man's sudden spending spree on leather jackets is always a tell.

2026-11-12 00:43:25 UTC

A little known detail: Mississippi Senator-elect Scott Colom decided to challenge Cindy Hyde Smith after she blocked his nomination to a federal judgeship.
Talk about a full circle moment. Sweet revenge. 😂

2026-11-12 00:40:01 UTC

She blocked him from a job, so Scott Colom took her job instead.
That’s what I’m talking about!

2026-11-12 00:38:52 UTC

Scott Colom is a living testimony that "no not that," may be God's preparation for His elevation of you into a space you hadn't even imagined! Catch your shout!

2026-11-11 20:42:32 UTC

How do you shorten health care wait times and reduce class sizes?
You fund and staff them properly, like our taxes are supposed to be used for.

2026-11-11 20:42:32 UTC

“Do you like your job?”
“I like payday!”

2026-11-11 20:20:00 UTC

Adult life really does boil down to four things. Everything’s expensive, I’m really tired, I don’t know what to eat and Ibuprofen.

2026-11-11 19:44:06 UTC

Imagine if restaurants worked like health insurance. "Your chef recommends pasta, but a man in Connecticut who has never tasted food has determined you only qualify for crackers."

2026-11-11 19:43:04 UTC

Retirement age should be 45. Why do People want to work until they are deaď?

2026-11-11 19:08:27 UTC

Corporate life is hilarious. A manager can lose five employees in twelve months, yet somehow management never questions itself. Apparently, the employees are always the problem.

2026-11-11 18:26:08 UTC

How do you professionally say “you’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is wrong?”

2026-11-11 18:23:49 UTC

BULŁYING CHILDREN IS A RED LINE THAT NONE OF US SHOULD BE WILLING TO CROSS, NOT EVEN TO WIN AN ELECTION.

2026-11-11 18:10:37 UTC

I genuinely want to understand why anyone is opposed to universal healthcare.

2026-11-11 18:09:30 UTC

I wonder how many 55-year-old teachers with 25-30 years in would retire tomorrow if they implemented universal healthcare.

2026-11-11 17:47:38 UTC

I love how the “eat real food” crowd is real quiet while 6.3 million people are proposed to lose their access to food via SNAP benefits in addition to the 5.5 million that have already lost access. Truly uncanny.

2026-11-11 17:42:46 UTC

People in Florida hate DEI so much they accidentally got their St. Patrick’s Day parades canceled and now they’re furious. 🤣

2026-11-11 17:42:33 UTC

If you didn’t show up for a big meeting at work, and claimed traffic was the problem… You would be unemployed right now.
This is 100% a class war.

2026-11-11 17:36:59 UTC

Apparently, every newly built apartment is automatically classified as “luxury” these days. But where are the concierge services, heated floors, grand chandeliers, room service, actual hardwood floors, beautiful views, private terraces, soundproof walls, crown molding, and

2026-11-11 17:36:58 UTC

Imagine what dreams you could pursue if your healthcare wasn't tied to your job. THAT'S the Dream.

2026-11-11 17:36:53 UTC

I don’t know why they haven’t called Mississippi for Scott Colom yet. That should already be a done deal.

2026-11-11 17:35:45 UTC

The fact that 11 elected officials can just not show up to work but working class folks literally can’t afford to take days off is exactly why folks are mad as helł right now.

2026-11-11 17:35:25 UTC

Blue congress should pass the Bill A Billionaire Bill where if you can’t afford a healthcare bill you just send it to a billionaire.

2026-11-11 17:34:56 UTC

If I were a scientist, I’d dedicate my entire career to inventing a single pill that delivers 100 grams of protein.

2026-11-11 17:33:03 UTC

Cutting millions of people off food assistance right before Christmas and then heading to church to celebrate the birth of a man who told you to feed the hungry is certainly a choice.

2026-11-11 15:45:24 UTC

You wanna know something? Having access to food is su!cide prevention. So when the government kicks millions of people off of SNAP right before the holidays, they know exactly how cruel they are being.

2026-11-11 15:09:07 UTC

Friendly reminder not to beat yourself up today. Good people don't always do great things. And that's OKAY.

2026-11-11 15:07:50 UTC

Are we really bringing skin-tone emojis into the corporate world now?

2026-11-11 15:06:39 UTC

Dear TikTok, just because I like ONE video doesn’t mean you have to show me the exact same kind of video 15x in a row. Thanks.

2026-11-11 14:24:29 UTC

Florida celebrating their new "DEI" laws, until they realize their favorite drinking holidays are ALL DEI.

2026-11-11 13:09:42 UTC

I want a job where the paycheck is generous, the workload is laughably light, and nobody expects me to go above and beyond.

2026-11-11 12:35:57 UTC

How do dogs who bark all day and night not lose their voices?

2026-11-11 12:30:33 UTC

When billionaires complain about having a rough day, I genuinely wonder what went wrong. Did their private jet get delayed? Did the third vacation home need repairs?

2026-11-11 12:30:33 UTC

HOW THE HELŁ DO ELEVEN DEMOCRATS FAIL TO SHOW UP WHEN THERE'S AN IMPEACHMENT VOTE?! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

2026-11-11 09:27:22 UTC

can we normalize showing people 57 pictures of our pets without being asked?

2026-11-11 09:27:21 UTC

I just realized something crazy.
You know the movie Friday the 13th, right?
Now name a single character from it. You can't, can you?

2026-11-11 09:27:18 UTC

So next tomorrow is Friday 13th, i obviously need to find a horror film to watch! Any suggestions please?

2026-11-11 05:33:41 UTC

Winter really separates gym goers from gym addicts

2026-11-11 04:50:35 UTC

HEY GENTLE REMINDER MEDICAL FOR ALL IS LITERALLY CHEAPER TO THE TAXPAYER THAN THE CURRENT SYSTEM

2026-11-11 04:50:35 UTC

Dear Senator Colom, a hearty early congratulations to you sir.

2026-11-11 04:50:35 UTC

Any business that can’t afford to pay its workers at least $15 an hour doesn’t deserve to be in business at all.

2026-11-11 04:50:35 UTC

Free school lunches are su!cide prevention.
SNAP is su!cide prevention.
WIC is su!cide prevention.
Meals on Wheels is su!cide prevention.

2026-11-11 04:50:35 UTC

Don't dream of being a billionaire. Dream that everyone has healthcare.
Dream that farms are sustainable. Dream that every child is safe.

2026-11-11 04:50:34 UTC

The fastest way to feel rich is to clear your debt.

2026-11-11 04:50:32 UTC

what substance do I have to abusė to get rid of cptsd

2026-11-11 04:50:32 UTC

There will never be enough flowers in the world for Bernie Sanders.

2026-11-11 04:50:32 UTC

Normalize sharing random pictures in the comments because sometimes the internet needs more cats, sunsets and food.

2026-11-11 04:50:32 UTC

Serious question: How are people with CPTSD, autism, or ADHD supposed to survive financially in a world where employment demands constant productivity, predictable performance, and consistency from people whose nervous systems don’t always allow them to function that way?

2026-11-11 04:50:32 UTC

Who are the 11 Democrats who failed to show up to impeach Hegseth over the war in Iran and his other crimes against humanity?

2026-11-10 21:39:00 UTC

Jefferies and Schumer claiming they created the victory is like a couple of dogs walking under a bullock cart thinking THEY are carrying all the weight on their backs.

2026-11-10 21:37:54 UTC

In addition to 8 new freshman democratic senators, Bernie Sanders, Elissa Slotkin, and Raphael Warnock now decline to support Schumer for Senate Majority Leader.

2026-11-10 20:30:33 UTC

If you believe ADHD medication is addictive, you should ask ADHDs how often they forget to take it.

2026-11-10 17:42:56 UTC

Chris van Hollen was the guy who said 'fvck this shıt' and went HIMSELF to go bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to the US in case you guys need reminding

2026-11-10 17:35:08 UTC

There is a whole lot of "I was just following orders" coming out of future defendants today. I really wonder why.

2026-11-10 17:30:38 UTC

All of these millennial Senators doing the back to school posts with the boards is seriously the sweetest relatable thing! 😭

2026-11-10 17:30:38 UTC

Job listings should have to post how many people cried in the wellness room this quarter., like a restaurant health grade

2026-11-10 13:34:52 UTC

Owning a business be like:
Monday: We're going bankrupt.
Wednesday: We're buying a yacht.
Friday: Top Ramen for everyone.

2026-11-10 11:28:04 UTC

i need someone to PLEASE explain how we went from 2020 to 2026 in what felt like 6 months.

2026-11-10 11:24:42 UTC

Do you think it's possible to start over at 35, 40, or even 50 and finally become who you were meant to be?

2026-11-10 11:24:41 UTC

We’re grown. If the interest is mutual, nobody should have to guess. Show up, communicate, put in the effort, and make your intentions known. Consistency should go both ways. It’s really that simple.

2026-11-10 11:24:40 UTC

X app in dark mode is friendlier for the eyes.

2026-11-10 11:24:40 UTC

I'm genuinely happy for Elizabeth Warren to finally be getting some competent coworkers.

2026-11-10 09:28:40 UTC

People admire how much she can handle. The right person makes sure she doesn’t always have to.

2026-11-10 09:28:40 UTC

Yall remember when $150 could get you two weeks worth of groceries ? 😅

2026-11-10 09:28:39 UTC

No offense, but I’m not on X to keep up with people I already know. That’s what Facebook and Snapchat are for. I came here to socialize with strangers on the internet.😂

2026-11-10 07:57:46 UTC

Is it rude to decline a trip because you don't like somebody's travel habits?

2026-11-10 07:51:25 UTC

Realizing you had to wait for your parent’s good mood to ask for school necessities is crazy.

2026-11-09 22:42:01 UTC

First day of school and the cool kids have arrived. 💙

2026-11-09 22:40:58 UTC

The more Hegseth talks, the more I think that he hasn't even seen one second of combat.

2026-11-09 18:13:22 UTC

Baby steps: expanding Medicare to 55+, children, and adding dental, vision and hearing
Solid first step: Medicare for All
Goal: Universal Healthcare

2026-11-09 18:07:59 UTC

Nobody ever talks about this, but a large part of getting your FIRE back is having more income and time freedom.

2026-11-09 17:25:15 UTC

No child should have lunch debt.
No family should have to choose between rent and groceries.
No person in the richest country in the world should be hungry.

2026-11-09 17:09:15 UTC

House Democrats are pushing to finally stop members of Congress from trading individual stocks.
FINALLY. MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.
PUBLIC SERVICE IS NOT A LICENSE TO PROFIT OFF THE VERY SYSTEM YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SERVE.
THIS IS THE WAY.

2026-11-09 17:09:13 UTC

They won't teach our history in school. So we're gonna write it ourselves. Who's writing a book?

2026-11-09 16:57:04 UTC

Russell Brand was just sentenced to ten years and six months in prison. The ten years was for r@pe and the six months was for his last special.

2026-11-09 16:53:55 UTC

The judge telling Russell Brand that he’s staggeringly arrogant is just the cherry on top

2026-11-09 13:21:51 UTC

Sanders just laid out the first 100 days of health policy:
- Medicare at 55, not 65
- Dental, vision and hearing covered
- Every kid insured from birth to 19
All of it fits through reconciliation with 51 votes. No filibuster excuse.
Democrats ran on fixing healthcare costs.

2026-11-09 13:21:51 UTC

SERIOUS QUESTION: Can someone who is overweight starve to dėath without losing all their excess body weight, or would their body eventually use up all its fat reserves before starvation becomes fatal?

2026-11-09 11:49:46 UTC

I’d choose clean rivers and healthy oceans over flying cars any day.

2026-11-09 11:48:44 UTC

THOSE OF YOU BORN IN 1990-2000 PLEASE CAN YOU BRIEFLY TELL US WHY YOU’RE NOT MARRIED YET?

2026-11-09 11:48:44 UTC

Everyone deserves housing, food, clean water and clothing. No matter their income or situation.

2026-11-09 11:48:41 UTC

The world need a 32 hour workweek. People are dangerously exhausted.

2026-11-09 07:09:45 UTC

Millennials used to spend hours making someone a personalized CD just to say “I like you.”
Curated songs, handwritten titles, little Sharpie doodles, and music downloaded from websites that probably gave your computer a virus.
We weren’t just sharing music. We were handing

2026-11-09 07:03:19 UTC

WHY HAS THE ENTIRE TEXTILE INDUSTRY BECOME A PLASTIC FACTORY??? I WANT NATURAL FIBERS. GIVE ME COTTON, LINEN, WOOL, AND BREATHABLE FABRICS. I DON’T WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WATER BOTTLE.

2026-11-09 07:03:19 UTC

WHO DECIDED YOUR TEETH AND EYEBALLS DON’T COUNT AS PART OF YOUR HEALTH??? THE FACT THAT BASIC HUMAN FUNCTIONS ARE TREATED AS OPTIONAL ADD-ONS IN A SYSTEM THAT’S SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE HEALTHCARE IS EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG WITH HEALTH INSURANCE. APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO PAY EXTRA TO