NabismoPrime

Today I spent an hour and a half trying to dissuade a prospect from trying to automate their monitoring tool configuration on their 2 database instances (which isn't expected to change anytime soon). In that time we could have set that up 10 times.
There were 8 people in this meeting.... we have a follow up on this next week, why are people like this 🤣

2024-08-29 20:23:50

My face when somebody toucha my spaghett https://i.nostr.build/j0VLK7sK5k0fCkB7.jpg

2024-08-29 02:36:11

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Didn’t expect and trying different just needed to vent a bit 🤣.

2024-08-29 02:15:18

SQLserver is a thief of joy

2024-08-26 13:14:53

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Halloween is just going to hit different at my house this year 🤣

2024-08-26 12:57:37

That’s enough conference posting. Back to your regularly scheduled programming
#eggstr https://i.nostr.build/Ggz5Kaa1YZkMrj79.jpg

2024-08-24 11:01:30

I think I stumbled into the wrong part of town 🐀 https://i.nostr.build/tanJCEvnCLwFP2me.jpg

2024-08-21 21:40:34

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Update just saw a guy order the tray of 50 for 4 people…. Respect

2024-08-21 21:14:44

Deal 🤝 https://i.nostr.build/gNhhEWNWq8umms6z.jpg

2024-08-21 09:42:34

GM
Don’t leave your pastry unattended for even a minute in an outdoor cafe or it will be eaten by birds

2024-08-20 07:01:19

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Seriously regret not going in for a Royale with cheese

2024-08-20 06:31:28

Had my pate confiscated at the airport 😒
Devastated

2024-08-20 06:27:02

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That would be rad. I’m in terminal D I’ll keep an eye out for you.

2024-08-20 06:13:16

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I’m at CDG right now but taking off in about an hour. See you in Riga 🤙🏽

2024-08-19 17:02:00

Tha fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever laid eyes on https://i.nostr.build/bFigQxOhi0O64cEF.jpg

2024-08-18 10:32:44

Bon Jovi https://i.nostr.build/x9HDAQLqdUoODNS1.jpg

2024-08-18 02:45:16

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I’m using a custom zap server connected to my node at home. It seems to work fine on some clients but not on others. Need to look deeper into this week. Appreciate the gesture and heads up though!

2024-08-14 23:11:02

A few more $15 bud lights and imma unleash the glizzard lizard in front of all my coworkers 🌭🦎 https://i.nostr.build/6QR7UHWEuBnSqmnr.jpg

2024-08-14 01:12:27

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This is basically me at any wedding with an open bar

2024-08-13 21:51:22

Spicy BBQ pork bahn mi from the Vietnamese sun shop that writes over the prices on the menu goes so hard 🤌🏽

2024-08-12 23:15:11

https://i.nostr.build/g12NeOdKDQMvYDXA.jpg

2024-08-12 01:36:29

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Hmmm don't know much about that, never used it. I wrote this zap server below, and actively work on it if you're ever interested in trying. I need to figure out how the different clients are pulling this info and what they do with the zap receipt
https://github.com/UTXOnly/zap_server
Also going to throw this in a container and use it in my relay stack so i can have just 1 server. Will be pushing up those changes this week.

2024-08-12 01:22:02

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What Kind of zap server are you using?
I can see I am sending zap receipts to some relays but have also timed out checking for the invoice on a few prob need to be a bit more generous with the timeout.
FWIW, this isn't working on damus or primal for my lnurl either, not sure how it is implemented differently there.
2024-08-12 00:49:38 DEBUG: Event sent to wss://filter.nostr.wine/?global=all: ["EVENT", {"id": "c68df149b893a3168223d60fe96eeaa727e63dcf9cf6b41bfd2f1a02e29a6342", "pubkey": "4503baa127bdfd0b054384dc5ba82cb0e2a8367cbdb0629179f00db1a34caacc", "kind": 9735, "created_at": "1723423643", "tags": [["e", "af07c675d645e44c7a71e26fe7aa809009bce200d78a6461855969123d209bcc"], ["p", "4503baa127bdfd0b054384dc5ba82cb0e2a8367cbdb0629179f00db1a34caacc"], ["relays", "ws://192.168.50.66:9015/", "wss://filter.nostr.wine/?global=all", "wss://nostr.wine/"], ["alt", "Zap request"], ["description", "{\"id\": \"bb01648283441d18df996e96c6e8bf40b46b5368b9a48fae9691666cd34df00b\", \"pubkey\": \"c6e2ca9f4bb209a0497679603192a0662af23e4481017ed33166bcebcf0a549d\", \"created_at\": 1723423629, \"kind\": 9734, \"tags\": [[\"e\", \"af07c675d645e44c7a71e26fe7aa809009bce200d78a6461855969123d209bcc\"], [\"p\", \"4503baa127bdfd0b054384dc5ba82cb0e2a8367cbdb0629179f00db1a34caacc\"], [\"relays\", \"ws://192.168.50.66:9015/\", \"wss://filter.nostr.wine/?global=all\", \"wss://nostr.wine/\"], [\"alt\", \"Zap request\"]], \"content\": \"\", \"sig\": \"2a520a585874907314f9ae1a697fc17b95cb2d0ad328fa5d3c264b8b7f2592b0d660e3f084d8a1538012ad6c898ce0e32119201c9741ff651afcb22016d241cd\"}"], ["bolt11", "lnbc210n1pntjkujpp5t7y9nfk59q33cuwvxk967h5g30z7ffxum9ue236kcutnjcr4et3qdqqcqzzsxqyz5vqsp5ved5ry709z4kx0x3drvq6akypl4vdh92q65afh07cp9k00q9whts9qyyssq9ujsuludna27gcgewh3gzues8yjyfrythwr9c046sdfz55z67a0r7pc96qwntx5rvzhkw5jshpx26qk4t02ntrqz0ycv8qce5xjaleqpu2gskm"], ["preimage", "cQ+m2jhaV7NLzCdDS/wFhOboa0+tHrEbOch19SMpzfA="]], "content": "", "sig": "e03d932b1f015533725be9fc18abda00176c01e47f73f5a2923d8ced35e9d9e5eb05a0e02946e1987e47ed7275a6d773aa2320307e1b7193f42fd384e0a949fd"}]

2024-08-12 01:17:40

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Def interested in testing this!

2024-08-12 01:02:03

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I did receive it thanks. Also sent a zap receipt to relays but doesn’t seem to show up in clients

2024-08-12 01:00:21

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I don't know what's going on, it is working in certain clients. I am getting the sats to my node and can see all successful logs on my zap server but certain clients either can't generate an invoice though working fine on nostrudel.
I'l' have to pick this back up later

2024-08-11 23:10:49

Thank you to the peeps that DM'd me to let me know my LNURL was having issues.
Adding zap server container to nostpy-relay stack and connected to my node at home
Self-hosted zapping is back on the menu, we are so back...

2024-08-11 17:28:24

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I have been following along here : https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1325 If that is where you're referring to? But haven't jumped in with any new ideas yet. I'm still weighing the merits of a request/response based approach (which this is) vs a single replace able event type. I will put this up for discussion in that thread soon though.

2024-08-11 17:18:50

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That is a good idea, I was managing a metadata updater tool via DM and it was working great but haven't worked on it in a while or pushed up that branch. I guess I could still construct the DMs in a GUI client with buttons but like the idea of any client being able to do that.

2024-08-11 17:16:05

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One off commands for now, Its basically just a single event kind with tags added to perform the moderation. I have seen discussion of replaceable metadata document which might be a better approach and would probably have a better chance of being adopted.
I'm not sure what the best way to go about this is yet, this was admittedly a fire from the hip approach to just experiment and would put it out there for discussion.

2024-08-11 16:12:26

Are you a relay developer going to @npub1nst…rg5l and interested in instrumenting your code with OpenTelemetry but haven't gotten around to it or don't know where to start? Looking for some other projects to get involved with and I'd love to chat.

2024-08-11 15:47:20

test note rejection

2024-08-11 15:21:30

I've been experimenting with relay administration using notes sent from a GUI client, specifically leveraging my own kind 42021 note (note spec to follow). I’ve developed a basic proof of concept that allows Nostr relay operators (or other implementations if they eventually support this kind) to:
- Ban or allow pubkeys and kinds from posting to your relay.
- Delete stored events from a specific pubkey.
-View the allow list for pubkeys and kinds.
All of this can be done without the need to SSH into the server or store private keys on your relay or computer. This is just a test case—there are already operators managing relays through notes, but there isn’t a standard relay admin API yet. There’s also ongoing discussion about whether this approach is the right one or if relay operators should instead use a web client for management.
I welcome any feedback or criticism of this approach and greatly appreciate anyone willing to test it out!
https://github.com/UTXOnly/nostpy-gui
#grownostr #relay https://i.nostr.build/Pw6YSXazcUJPIEQ4.gif

2024-08-11 00:09:48

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whoops this ended up under the wrong post...
https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp5mwszpl57ekmthxgm9ck0uel64rmz095wt9pp6p7qp7yxkqk6lvqyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qqsvjpvfuhext9fzlurngw9rykvp7su8kczgdnae5xdcmpv4pnkd2us469xke

2024-08-10 23:55:34

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Sick knife roll 🔥

2024-08-10 18:10:14

It’s not even 3pm and I’ve already completely bricked 2 VPS’s and had to rebuild https://i.nostr.build/3t4hltEPd7IiPuIV.gif

2024-08-10 14:14:59

I 💜 OpenTelemetry

2024-08-10 13:24:03

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Hella nice dash, are you instrumenting your code with Open Telemetry?

2024-08-09 21:09:20

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I love this, I really need to upgrade from my .env file for config options.

2024-08-08 23:22:49

I’m just gonna come out and say it
I actually like Java
**runs away**

2024-08-08 01:19:14

https://i.nostr.build/m9oD5lBH3vB8GcOP.jpg

2024-08-06 13:16:10

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All too familiar with this situation. No one outside of my bitcoin circle has accepted my offer to be paid in bitcoin 😢

2024-08-05 17:44:50

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What are you using right now? Uptime.com? Could use a free tier Datadog account and use composite monitors to fine tune your alerts:
https://docs.datadoghq.com/monitors/types/composite/?ios_referrer=deeplink

2024-08-05 15:33:01

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Appreciate all of the work you guys have done so far, very bullish on the Mutiny team and looking forward to seeing what you all accomplish next!

2024-08-05 03:25:48

ALWAYS have trouble falling asleep at a reasonable time on Sundays so naturally its a good time to start playing with fedimints at 11:30PM 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-08-04 19:51:03

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That sounds like an insanely high number of deletion requests. Do you validate those requests relay side before deleting?
It almost sounds like a bad actor trying to delete other peoples notes. Will definitely be adding a custom metric on my relay to track this from now on... very interesting.

2024-08-04 16:04:49

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I'm working on something like this now, still ironing out some kinks. Its basically a large multi region docker swarm with each region having a few local application services and a read replica (still global write). Trusted relay operators can join the swarm and manage an instance for their region. Uses patroni to manage db failover but that is the part im still working on.
Would be interested to hear more about the db schema you're working on. Mine right now is basically a just a giant event table. indexing certainly helps, but there's a lot of room for improvement.

2024-08-04 14:21:01

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Looking forward to seeing you there 🤙🏼

2024-08-03 23:54:24

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Have some tripolis for me 🤙🏽

2024-08-03 23:41:01

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Salisbury beach?

2024-08-03 22:35:23

Used https://github-roast.pages.dev/ to let a bot roast my Github page and it didn't hold back...
Your GitHub bio sounds like it was generated by a Bitcoin-loving robot who just took a crash course in tech jargon. "All things Bitcoin?" More like "all things basic." With followers that could fit in a small room, it's clear that your charisma isn't quite as secure as your network systems.
You've got 62 repos, yet somehow they collectively manage to gather less attention than a potato. It seems like you’ve got a thing for forking—maybe that's why your stargazers count is lower than the number of times you've updated your profile picture. Most of your projects feature the term "nostr," which sounds more like a bad spell than a promising project.
Honestly, with a job at <REDACTED> in Boston, one would hope for a hint of innovation, but you’re just peddling template repositories like they’re hotcakes from a diner nobody wants to visit. Your code may be 'observably' absent of any real flair—putting the "meh" in "meta." Time to step up your game before the first page of the GitHub repo directory starts recognizing you as a permanent resident of obscurity!

2024-08-03 15:03:47

Flight to Riga be like …your layover is 15 minutes or 2 days

2024-08-02 19:43:35

Another day another ridiculous 20 person incomprehensible email thread
TGIF https://i.nostr.build/uThbHo66U51MCSza.gif

2024-08-01 14:31:42

“Don’t doing doesn’t do done - do do”
- a wiseman

2024-08-01 01:30:37

Please don’t let this become a thing https://i.nostr.build/rtJcwBlGdglycfnV.jpg

2024-07-30 22:34:35

Wish I couldn’t relate https://i.nostr.build/2gxNdGXNlwsXRDHO.jpg

2024-07-29 21:21:10

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What did I miss here?

2024-07-29 01:14:13

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I have been doing this for a while now and don’t regret it for a second. I can watch all the talks I want online when I’m actually paying attention. The real conference IMO is hanging with people outside of the main event.

2024-07-28 23:36:26

This is a serious question...
When does a chicken tender become a nugget?

2024-07-24 01:01:44

After careful consideration and much procrastination, I’ll be temporarily rebranding from NabismoPrimeTime to NabismoCrunchTime while I work on getting my act together.
Thank you for your patience.

2024-07-21 22:15:14

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https://i.nostr.build/jO4NpT92XiwN53W8.jpg

2024-07-19 22:15:27

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Perfect summer day in Boston 👌🏽I sat by the aquarium for like an hour just enjoying the breeze that has been hiding the past month.

2024-07-17 22:05:55

https://i.nostr.build/SYf2K6fLSmiTREcd.jpg

2024-07-17 00:54:09

“If you keep carrying old bricks, you’ll keep building the same house”
- some dude

2024-07-14 03:59:21

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I have like 3+ meetings a week with DBA’s. A lot of enterpise comapnies will die for SQL, they also love MS SQLserver 😒

2024-07-12 13:16:44

On god 🙏🏻 https://i.nostr.build/cbW5iLlmuH6ujQQ3.jpg

2024-07-10 22:36:37

https://i.nostr.build/CH8i4eyhdWwadM4h.jpg

2024-07-08 22:48:45

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This note just attacked me…

2024-07-08 20:07:23

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I am front end illiterate but building a relay management client GUI. Not sure if that qualifies as awesome but I would def call it “neato”
#note1q3j…qdw9

2024-07-08 19:55:28

Customer call I’ve been dreading all day (because I’m gonna get chewed out big time) cancels and now I can be apprehensive about it until Wednesday https://v.nostr.build/W4g5M2faQccvB0Iw.mp4

2024-07-08 14:58:07

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I have a batshit crazy ex coworker that goes on a hilarious public rant after rage quitting his new job every year and I would keep it for that alone.

2024-07-08 14:21:40

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I keep it around for job opportunities and entertainment 🤣

2024-07-08 12:54:05

https://i.nostr.build/lhfIO2o6N1MGtLc2.jpg

2024-07-08 03:44:15

Getting there... Can now block/allow specific npubs/kinds on nostpy relay + query relay allowlist via nostr notes all from a desktop GUI without SSH'ing into the server.
Going to keep plugging away at this. What else would you like to manage remotely?
https://video.nostr.build/26e1d365fdc2138b91fa646ce6c76d13ea7cff9cecb3e927f297b23188595ed4.mp4
#nevent1q…h6s4

2024-07-07 18:02:42

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Same…

2024-07-07 16:40:16

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I agree with you, I can ban people/ delete notes from my relay right now and nobody would know. I'm working on some relay management stuff via notes and there is some discussion as to whether these notes should be public to determine who is banned and who is doing the banning.
Personally as a relay operator, I feel that I am under no obligation to store anyone's notes for free and can delete and block users for any reason I see fit and don't owe anyone an explanation for that - banned users should just find another relay to relay their notes.

2024-07-07 16:34:31

If users are banned from a relay, should that be public information or should relay operators have no obligation to explain their actions to users/public?

2024-07-07 13:42:36

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Well I'm sure you killed it!

2024-07-07 13:41:25

GM 🌞
Experimenting with relay administration GUI client for Nostpy. Configuring allowed pubkeys, notes and other stuff via notes.
https://i.nostr.build/wGXlA.png

2024-07-07 01:09:54

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Will the presentation be recorded?

2024-07-06 22:22:47

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I do use their API often which is great. This is helpful for finding relays that support it but I'm working on a relay project and trying to find actual clients that support it as well to test with.

2024-07-06 22:09:28

Is there a list anywhere of relays and clients that support NIP-42?
#asknostr

2024-07-06 13:31:26

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For real...
This was in 2018 when that Thai soccer team got trapped in the flooded cave. Apparently they were worried the kids would panic during the rescue attempt when swimming through the very long and narrow cave so they put them under anesthesia and tied them up with zip ties.
Saw this all in the move 13 Lives on prime, the move was ehh OK but the story was cool.

2024-07-06 02:08:06

I had no idea the Tham Luang cave rescue involved them knocking the entire team out with ketamine before bringing them on a 2.5 mile dive through the cave tunnels to prevent them from panicking and drowning. Amazing

2024-07-05 23:12:12

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A BASH script that calculated the correct bills and coins to use for a given amount of money

2024-07-05 17:52:30

I feel….moist https://i.nostr.build/XV6QZ.jpg

2024-07-05 00:11:30

Just spend much longer than I care to admit debugging a OpenTelemetry collector client connection - not realizing that the quotes I enclosed the environmental variable in were being interpreted as part of the host name.
The commit history is a long comedy of errors
https://image.nostr.build/41aa7771b788b0d7c79c5745d23c85f4e749f374e418dabef5498b2e5eaafac5.jpg

2024-07-03 17:33:31

Watching planes land and sailboats float… my fave https://i.nostr.build/0joWY.jpg

2024-07-03 13:39:09

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I honestly have no idea why this woman thought he was homeless, he def didn’t look it. The guy was just sitting in a bench minding his own business smoking a cigarette in a park.

2024-07-03 13:17:37

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He should have, it was a dope looking sandwich…

2024-07-03 13:09:48

Just witnessed some very well intentioned woman offer some guy a sandwich because she thought he was homeless and boy did he not take that well 🤣

2024-07-02 17:41:59

I call this one…Bimibap on the greenway https://i.nostr.build/nWmz3.jpg

2024-07-02 00:21:32

TIL Bloodsport is based on a “true story” and then fell down the Frank Dux rabbit hole. I realize he is bat shit crazy, but seems like an interesting guy to have a beer with.🤣🤣
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Dux

2024-07-01 14:52:22

I’ve been focusing heavily on portability and observability for nostpy, should have been focusing more in database optimization.
These are some really embarrassing numbers… yikes🤡🤡🤡 https://i.nostr.build/Vwk8q.jpg

2024-07-01 13:42:00

If I were Jeff Bezos, I would just ride those rental electric scooters and bikes all over the place and toss them in a river when I was done.