Kretchino

Bitcoin & Rarepepe fanboy
Nostr cured my Twitter addiction

Public Key

npub1fpansrhscr23yxqlkvwx365gnfewgj7jljz45qh595p3rj6w7easarkl6t

NIP-05 Address

kretchino@bitcoinnostr.com

NIP-57 Address

kretchino@minibits.cash

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsys7ecpmcvp4gjrq0mx8rga2yf5uhyf0f0ep26qt6z6qc3ed80v7cpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t079h7my

Publishing to

relay.nostr.band

relay.damus.io

relay.primal.net

Author Public Key

npub1fpansrhscr23yxqlkvwx365gnfewgj7jljz45qh595p3rj6w7easarkl6t

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Last Notes

2024-09-17 10:28:49

Gm frens🐸
Spent a night only in #Salamanca.
A fabulous city indeed. Had some tapas for diner on the Plaza Mayor and got to visit the cathedral this morning.
Today's the last day on the road with a quick stop for lunch before heading off to #Alicante
#travelstr #artstr #foodstr #Spain
https://image.nostr.build/8bb6b624e37924a1b2a17cd85b5ffe7d61c7c68cff9a0e8b45c14ec210a0e49c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3924fc9c8905e63dd92f7d3272b47d829aca68ddbbbe767900917955a307ec60.jpg https://image.nostr.build/316d2ecfea83ccfa0cd72153396b67fbcda51ff47be34d0e7b22179e19f58946.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/4bda50e3aead7d07e7714e59b9d3177eeb300149a900559ae84a26d9e64926e5.jpg

2024-09-11 10:00:05

Meet Haricot a newcomer #nostrplebs!
My nephew is something of a globe trotter. After travelling all around India he is now somewhere in Vietnam with plans to continue around the world. He'll be posting photos of his adventures and will happily engage in English or French.
He's still discovering the #nostr world but I believe he should be good to go now...
Give him a follow, a like and a few zaps so he may spread the purple pills along his way👍
#introductions #travelstr #nostrfr
#nevent1q…dscu

2024-09-02 12:20:01

Does anyone know how I can get my nip-05 address (kretchino@bitcoinnostr.com) confirmed?
#asknostr #bitcoinnostr

2024-08-31 22:47:00

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You too🤣

2024-08-31 14:47:32

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Nostrudel.ninja code is on github and can be run locally 🐸

2024-08-31 13:03:49

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There are many great X accounts I'd love to see on nostr, and I will keep harassing them until they join🐸

2024-08-30 12:07:09

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We need you more than ever to purple pill more frenchies, especially since Macron has arrested Durov and has cancelled democracy after his lost elections🐸

2024-08-26 13:56:48

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Works fine for me.
Since when do you have it?
Do you use lightning and/or on-chain wallets?
Do you connect to internet or tor addresses?
Are the servers up and running?
If tor, is Orbot running and proxing correctly?

2024-08-22 07:12:44

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Is there even such a thing as "intrinsic value"?🙉

2024-08-21 07:24:39

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Tantalum is way better than gold. It's a lot rarer, has many useful applications, can be worn as jewellery and costs 10 times less.
If you look up tantalum you'll find out that gold is just another ponzi scam like diamonds🐸
https://image.nostr.build/e2c119fdc52adb22940834a5eccab4d20c5b286746922a18e08f8248586b8b8a.jpg

2024-08-18 07:07:48

Gm #nostrplebs,
Here's an easy one to start the day. White mates in 2.
Have a great Sunday and try to touch some grass🐸
#chess
https://image.nostr.build/e93dd2fe63e9abb967f1116b29bb884c24087e56f33a9d5b205f81e5d56146c0.jpg

2024-08-18 06:43:22

I find it quite astounding that so many Americans believe their guns will protect them from the evils of government but don't realize that their governments, republican or democrat, are uterly corrupt and that their tax dollars are used to fuel endless wars and support the worst dictators.🤡🌏
#nevent1q…mdxr

2024-08-17 22:32:21

I stole this one on X just for you🐸
#bitcoin #memes
https://image.nostr.build/f75384edacb7ab4f327c5bfbb990ea66ccc20a3d416b717c1d3f33c8e7be2ca3.jpg

2024-08-17 14:08:10

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All Jews aren't Israelis and all Israelis aren't Jews, even if they are treated like second class citizens.
Yet Israel, the only "theocratic democracy" in the mid-east, is run by gang of criminal atheists pretending to be religious followers.
That's why we distinguish Zionists from Jews and why those same Zionists what you to believe that being anti-Zionist is the same as being anti-Jewish.
But who cares? The inevitable collapse of the $$$ will mark the end of USA domination and of Israel by the same occasion.
As for the Jews, they will just carry on peacefully practicing their religion where ever they live, like they've always done.
And as for the Semites, the only true ones I know of are the Palestinians.

2024-08-16 08:24:40

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Banks are useful to society for financing business projects and taking on the risks of lending money.
Their tokens (taproot assets) could be issued as e-cash. On your ecash wallet you could have multiple tokens, exchangeable and convertible to sats, from different banks and earn interest or just hodl the sats if you don't care financing the economy.
The problem is the central banks, not the private ones. To seperate government and money, it's the central banks that must be removed.

2024-08-16 07:14:03

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Each lightning node is already a potential private bank if you add Lndhub or Lnbits to it⚡️🚀

2024-08-16 07:09:56

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I'd say that lightning is perfect for private banks that could easily rollout the service to their customers and that it removes the need for central banks since there's no need for money printing anymore☕️🐸

2024-08-16 06:47:06

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Gm fren☕️🐸

2024-08-15 16:02:40

Gm #nostrplebs,
A nice mate in 2 from a real game
White's move
#chess https://image.nostr.build/b95301fd9d30ce97d26082387f08ec84edb93286bbdabb65f8290a43b872432d.jpg

2024-08-15 07:43:27

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Gm l'artiste👋

2024-08-14 12:04:52

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Tu nous as trouvé le "Biggus Dickus" du PAF🤣
https://youtu.be/X4ID6N-Gc9M?si=GD9r_8-LcaUysPaZ

2024-08-14 05:58:13

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On fait un concours de memes: Celui qui fait le plus de zaps gagné la 🥇

2024-08-13 23:12:54

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Tes posts sont visibles de tous et tu devrais utiliser l'option "contenu sensible" sur tes dick-pics🤓

2024-08-12 18:31:26

The EU dictatorship is in full swing against X!
When will the citizens of Europe wake-up and give these neofascists the treatment they deserve?
#eu #europe #censorship #dictatorship #elonmusk #thierrybreton https://image.nostr.build/2233fee45e82cc166d99f6e598407e924b939a01ed8e466d50300976a526e320.jpg

2024-08-11 21:01:56

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Rc8 - b5!

2024-08-11 20:59:24

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b5!

2024-08-11 20:46:54

Gm frens,
Here's a fun one for you!
White to mate in 2
#chess https://image.nostr.build/3a52a00e4466770edc46cbd71572abf5ad5537deaab639e257547625a4f358fc.jpg

2024-08-10 17:50:25

Gm #nostrplebs,
White to mate in 2
#chess https://image.nostr.build/619ffdb8fb149c4b87f66ae56ee71773916c032276b525b4a9631ec9068bed2f.jpg

2024-08-10 13:14:20

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If you vote for anyone else than Jill Stein you're actually voting for war, genocide and rape.

2024-08-07 11:46:34

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Possibly so... The best solution then imo would be to run RTL instead (Ride The Lightning) via a Tor hidden service if you don't like lncli. You'd also want to open your channels in private mode using only taproot addresses but I haven't reached that level (of paranoia) yet🐸

2024-08-07 08:35:55

Gm! #memes #meme #memestr https://image.nostr.build/bf682b2f915b2fbb1c21b659b0a4acdf48df107a25af1df2e10a0822105a9083.jpg

2024-08-07 08:24:15

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I access Lightning Terminal locally on my node (https-//localhost:8443/home) to setup Lightning Node Connect passphrases for use on my phone, laptop & node itself. I then use https-//terminal.lightning.engineering/ that connects to my Tor-only node to open/close channels and update fees to optimize routing. You could also setup a Tor hidden service for https-//localhost:8443/ to access it remotely if you need to create more passphrases while away from your node☕

2024-08-07 06:38:28

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To connect to my node from my phone, I use Orbot as Tor proxy + juiceSSH as terminal.
If I need to access from my laptop I use linux+torify+ssh.
You need to set up a tor ssh hidden service on the node first.
Hope that helps... and Gm by the way☕️

2024-08-05 19:26:38

Gm #nostplebs,
an easy one today: White to mate in 2
#chess https://image.nostr.build/a02765c2f89533fe83de31f8e2978df625616b3ed3f462d04ba7d4d0162cbc01.jpg

2024-08-03 17:41:26

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"No gods, no masters" is the only flag I'd like to see more often 🐸
https://image.nostr.build/718409cb1f1136abc5c88867d47c274592849b01bb505e70691eb7d35993f6f5.jpg

2024-08-01 20:42:30

Gm #nostrplebs💚🐸
Here's a good one: white to mate in two
#chess https://image.nostr.build/45079f7ed62e927e2e744245f518307d7033e830dba596b599e81043e8d06359.jpg

2024-08-01 16:22:14

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Hopefully more than those who support slavery🐸

2024-08-01 16:15:22

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"Stay Primal"😂

2024-08-01 08:34:28

Gm Paris!
Would you care to swin in the Seine for a medal?
🥇🥈🥉💩
#paris2024 #olympics https://image.nostr.build/0c3a7bf8fc255a689419ea730f5f087cbc6d40fe43ae3fbc4e687dd24f5a9b52.jpg

2024-08-01 07:50:37

"Make peace, not war!"
- The gay smurf
#memes #paris2024 https://image.nostr.build/9385058dc01b3d84c03e8f10dd979e07a13229f354beb5c33f11e4ee0706d1e6.jpg

2024-07-26 22:27:05

Gn frens,
This is a tricky one!
White to mate in 2🐸
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/132cbe615f9bebade60697a8edf162d4a7922220f191d3f8318084cc7922b8e6.jpg

2024-07-25 21:46:07

Gm frens!
White to mate in 2
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/ebd52e772df5dc4ae419e2ae76862fd380b4b0d7715f3d034ad53ed6b53e45cb.jpg

2024-07-24 09:11:49

Gm frens!🐸
Here's a tricky one: White to mate in 2
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/7f37dc164664c505c961a7d6ab9379d90f7d75fe968e545b7233ea919b3ca977.jpg

2024-07-23 10:07:05

White to mate in 2
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/df0f4bdab10b087dfaf35b2486704ae68d9934ca963dc10fe6a533d56f760910.jpg

2024-07-23 09:32:35

Gm #nostrplebs,
What's it going to be today?🐸
- Nona by@npub1r2s…hth0
https://image.nostr.build/3ef57340fd8fee45cba2bf45175edb86269e4c06b8cd2959219055ba6c27735b.jpg

2024-07-15 07:05:27

An easy one to start the week before going out to touch some grass♟️
White to mate in 2
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/5ce08e146cca83e1000251e4b63aedb977cedbc7a41324c024728cafa4ddb333.jpg

2024-07-12 09:36:35

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I love it!
Thanks for your effort and time, we definitely need more #nostrart to promote the platform💜
Devs and artists united will make the world a better place🌎 ☮️

2024-07-12 09:28:16

Nona is some sexy looking bird...
Bravo l'artiste!💜💜💜
#nevent1q…tz9m

2024-07-12 09:21:44

Gm l'artiste!😎
#nevent1q…v6ej

2024-07-12 08:05:32

Painting by Aziz Sulaimanov😍
#art https://image.nostr.build/88a85cd5c2ae70590505328f38d638f1a0a78d38a0682ef1f2fe0f2f66544270.jpg

2024-07-12 07:38:43

To understand #bitcoin you must understand the difference between High and Low Time Preference 🐸
https://image.nostr.build/dc43db3fae7b1a41a5c9aefdc30ff3bcb55561d78b79e4beb1b8b7bbb061c442.jpg

2024-06-28 17:20:12

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Trying it now but only seem able to create "Chats" and not "Communities" when I check the result with Amethyst🤔

2024-06-28 15:05:35

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Awesome! But I don't like the idea of having to use Orbot: It scares the newbies and makes orange-pilling a lot more difficult. Bluewallet has done the same which was a real bummer. I've given up for the time being and just recommend WoS rather than trying to connect them to my node. I could use Zeus but "custodial wallet" warning that shows up also makes newbies uncorfortable...😑

2024-06-28 08:04:56

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How do you create communities and can you do so with #amethyst?
#asknostr

2024-06-26 09:35:00

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Gm fren! Commute, lodging and food so you may survive. Check you dm's💚🐸

2024-06-23 17:04:48

@npub1kva…tkzv why is that?
#nevent1q…cnef

2024-06-22 07:25:55

Gm frens, may peace be with you❤️🖤💚
#gmstr #memestr https://image.nostr.build/6291d8f085aefeffd4a0a92564b29f8410e603c4993c0e226be70ff0c4676e01.jpg

2024-06-20 16:45:46

Get yours now!😎
#nevent1q…vh34

2024-06-20 09:55:53

Gm frens,
Have a great day and touch some grass or water if you can🐸
#touchgrass #gmstr
https://image.nostr.build/74a4538dd150599ec62597b3620703f056407bf0bb4eb1ed2a3e977f397fd214.jpg

2024-06-19 22:12:20

Gn frens,
As the Western world continues to crumble, remember to stay safe🐸
#plebchain #gmstr #politics https://image.nostr.build/0ae4f43d5c9e3b5c8e817a91e7495ca3d8e1497c1c77e09c6bb61b4f8c426ac9.jpg

2024-06-18 11:56:21

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Setting the same relays on all apps should help...

2024-06-18 11:53:05

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Check the time-lock on the channel: the csv_delay set how many blocks you have to wait to access your funds.
Also check the fees that were set on the closing transaction: You might have to boost it which can be tricky..

2024-06-17 07:30:24

Gm frens!
Have a great day and don't forget the ongoing #genocide in #Gaza🖤❤️💚🙏
#Palestine #ceasefire #FreePalestine
https://image.nostr.build/4e193917ffc89e7197c71fb988457dee198fdd37bafc74bc553b2bae268afb17.jpg

2024-06-16 14:40:56

Gm Frog frens🐸
#nevent1q…4k55

2024-06-16 07:15:54

Gm and happy father's day dudes!
The political shitshow in France should make a decent subject of conversation but it's somehow related to the financial crisis which could be solved with... no I won't mention it today, promised my wife☕️🐸
#fathersday #plebchain #coffeechain #gmstr #bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/2bf3fb158a109ad73e94e33f4458aa9d0f7d68081c800157a6679cf753b2ee20.jpg

2024-06-15 11:49:06

Gm french frens!
Don't let facism win in France/Europe, the world is watching🐸
#politics #france
https://image.nostr.build/7e083847727e2ecb8cd67e815275ad7c0c32c821ddb3a4f1f5c021e4ab5a9760.jpg

2024-06-14 07:39:26

Gm frens,
time for coffee and zaps, have a lovely day☕️💚🐸 https://image.nostr.build/537b6d603e635031794d4d1cec1b3738c5a0337540573101df79a855caa0821a.jpg

2024-06-13 16:17:55

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High fees and long delays make onchain far too cumbersome for small amounts and non-custodial LN isn't obvious on a phone. I'll check out WoS on iPhone next time I get a chance

2024-06-13 08:58:08

The #rarepepe collection is as unique as #bitcoin itself, a grassroots experiment open to artists worldwide marking the fusion of memes and art, the spark that initiated the new global crypto-art movement🐸
#memestr #artstr #memes
#nevent1q…2zcm

2024-06-13 07:43:45

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https://image.nostr.build/48def3ad8e3c9a2695acf6baa06110307328d9601bfda6149a94b3767f091531.jpg

2024-06-13 07:33:55

Gm frens,
#nostr is here to help us free our minds and souls🐸
#gmstr #plebchain #coffeechain #artstr https://image.nostr.build/11d9fceaef59145051fbfceb25f873af307904c64173c5bd703f26988771cf69.jpg

2024-06-12 23:11:59

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The value proposition is #bitcoin and I don't need to tell them about it. Question was what to run on an iPhone since I never used an Apple product in my life and can't advise on it

2024-06-12 11:05:39

What lightning wallet should I recommend on iPhone for a newbie?
#asknostr #bitcoin #lightning

2024-06-12 10:56:04

Proof of art💚🐸
#nevent1q…2njd

2024-06-12 10:35:45

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This is how you recognise a Japanese #bitcoin maximalist🚀

2024-06-12 07:52:32

https://m.primal.net/Ihjz.png
#bitcoin #memestr #meme

2024-06-12 06:53:35

Gm frens! Have a great day🐸
#meme #memestr #gmstr https://image.nostr.build/e871c768efbaf1c8cdf824ac3c1c6ba416d87c463abf685b40ffd46f301a112d.jpg

2024-06-11 08:25:48

Gm frens
may the purple power of #nostr enlighten your day💜
#gmstr #grownostr
https://m.primal.net/Igbw.png

2024-06-11 08:23:40

Gm frens
may the purple power of #nostr enlighten your day💜
#gmstr #grownostr
https://m.primal.net/Igbw.png

2024-06-11 08:23:23

Gm frens
may the purple power of #nostr enlighten your day💜
#gmstr #grownostr
https://m.primal.net/Igbw.png

2024-06-11 08:14:32

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Great read, thx for posting

2024-06-10 11:58:21

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Gm zed🐸

2024-06-10 07:14:17

Gm #nostriches, have a great purple day💜
#artstr #photography #nostr
https://m.primal.net/IfNp.png

2024-06-09 16:02:44

Covid workers in the train by @npub1r2s…hth0
Never forget!
#artstr #art #sketch
https://image.nostr.build/7a09f57e9b7450944845c5b21d250b8f1ecead08f09d2edbed41ccfd670361e2.jpg

2024-06-09 14:45:38

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Tradingview.com is what I use...

2024-06-09 09:39:43

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I'll try reaching out to txoko to find out what they run. Apart from nutshell, is there any other software you'd recommend for running a mint?

2024-06-09 09:18:53

Gm frens, have a great Sunday and touch some grass if you can🐸 https://image.nostr.build/1e4cee3fa8c01fe3dc9e225eafbc38c36b699d3f91e2912b8d33900aff1da6fb.jpg

2024-06-08 15:58:12

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Forgot to mention I also use cashu with Primal via Alby/NWC and Snort.social at the same time...🤨

2024-06-08 15:51:12

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not really, was balancing out minibits & txoko mints between cashu on pc and minibits on phone. I think txoko failed and cashu keeps showing an error when I click "pending". I also tried "advanced - remove spent proofs" to no effect
Great to be able to zap again, thx🐸
https://m.primal.net/IdSL.png

2024-06-08 13:01:20

I need help: My Cashu.me wallet is failing all zaps😢
#asknostr @npub12rv…85vg
https://m.primal.net/IdKN.png

2024-06-08 09:19:37

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🤢 🤢 🤢

2024-06-07 07:02:13

Gm plebs!
May your day be full of delight🐸
https://image.nostr.build/af68726bcda8afcb5a8c35586b2ce7926c8e7e7f90464e05ca1835590d684537.jpg

2024-06-06 11:31:23

All we are saying is give peace a chance🎵🎶 https://image.nostr.build/0b73f211a68e147d71831988858cdbe1ce24409a41e93708829e66d71d90aa81.jpg

2024-06-04 21:13:47

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Is there and easy access tutorial on nostr and relays you'd recommend?

2024-06-04 10:59:25

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🎼 🎵 Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun
Three little birds pitch by my doorstep
Singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true
Saying, "This is my message to you-ou-ou"🎶

2024-06-04 10:52:14

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Gm fren🐸

2024-06-04 06:40:13

The #Bitcoin mining cartel continuously spaming the mempool with their fake transactions are a shame to the ecosystem.
The mining industry is way to centralised and incentives are broken. If they can coordinate such an attack then they'll have no problem censuring transactions as seen fit.
Setup your #lightning channels today and give them a big middle finger, tomorrow may be to late...🐸

2024-06-03 17:12:45

Pierre-Joseph Prouhdon, 19th century french politician and spiritual founder of the anarchist mouvement would have embraced #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/c07c7abf2a4f7743c9440e3e3ef073ff3957c3377edf391abd7dab22ce88a355.jpg

2024-06-03 06:17:05

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Gm zed🐸

2024-06-02 19:13:34

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https://geyser.fund/
For crowdfunding