LCKENDRICK

Just a random Truck driver/Gamer guy from Christchurch.

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2026-04-02 23:16:40 UTC

Might of been a bit off on my 4$ prediction for diesel is rekon we will be there by Monday morning.
But hey Nats think everything is just fine and dandy, nothing to see here move along...
#nzpol
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2026-03-27 23:37:43 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…wj33 yip my top 3 are
1: Savage
2: David
3: Jacinda
Helen got bumped when she was so pleased at the government surplus all those years ago and didn't go hmmm maybe we should tax people less or reinvest that in the New Zealand community rather than leave it siting in the bank.

2026-03-27 23:27:46 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf Im extremely lucky and im actually starting to feel guilty about it and have started using my own car more in the last week or so for running around but I have a company car with personal use in my contract and that's because even when im not on my rostered week on call im one of only two of us that can drive the class 4 truck.
Still feel a little bit guilty when I use my company car than my own so kept it to a minimum.

2026-03-27 23:18:20 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…wj33 Im Labour guy through and through so is my family going back generations my grandads funeral had multiple Labour MPs past and present attend including David Lange, I think if my Grandad seen the current Labour party in its current form he'd lose his shit.

2026-03-27 22:54:37 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…wj33 I legitimately dont think he actually deep down wants the job he just won't admit it to himself he needs someone to give him the push, even if its something underhanded like someone starting a rumor within Labour that hes about to get knifed if that's what it takes.

2026-03-27 22:50:09 UTC

So I went to the supermarket this morning and I had to do a double take when I seen diesel is now more than 91 like this government need to either pause thier tax on diesel or RUCs or else everything you buy is going to double in price within the next week.
This is no longer a wait and see game this government needs to act TODAY! or the entire economy is fuuuuuuucked were fucked they are fucked.
Keep your petrol tax in no its not ideal for Joe blog but we can't afford transportation costs for food to triple over night.
#nzpol #fuelcrisis

2026-03-27 22:37:51 UTC

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@nprofile…wj33 yip I actually think Nats will get back in now, Chippys chance to shine and be an alternative to the governance started 3 weeks ago and he's offered absolutely nothing to the #NewZealand voters.
They need to boot him and give Kieran the ball because he may be young but you can tell hes passionate and hasn't been jaded by politics yet he could be a real game changer imo.
#nzpol #whereischippy

2026-03-27 21:17:31 UTC

I reckon we get the hat out have a whip around see if we can get enough money together to convince Jacinda back to run the country for about a year to clean up this mess because no way Chippy can hes as useful as a wet paper bag.
#nzpol #bringbackjacinda

2026-03-27 00:57:10 UTC

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@nprofile…wj33 so in other words they intend to do nothing until its completely fucked.

2026-03-27 00:45:57 UTC

Been busy working can someone give me the short version of what the Nicole, Shane presser was about ?
#NZPol

2026-03-24 07:21:23 UTC

People acting like its all over.
Here's the thing as a trucker who did freight for a wile and worked on the port the other shoe hasn't dropped yet in the supply chain nothings moved in three weeks what's landing now left three weeks ago this is far from over.
#NZPol #fuelcrisis #logistics

2026-03-23 06:15:28 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf If you ever wondered what the rest of the world was thinking and watching well Rome collapsed were getting a glimpse of it.

2026-03-23 05:20:58 UTC

I dont know about you guys but the way Willis is fronting everything and Luxon is like a background NPC in a video game at the moment that dude ain't running on election day he's already checked out just hasn't announced it yet.
#nzpol #nzelection26

2026-03-23 04:47:08 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u work truck immon call 24/7 till Friday

2026-03-23 04:34:08 UTC

This is 5 o'clock traffic heading home normally this is bumper to bumper for me, Nats didn't have a choice the economy was hitting the brakes hard unless they helped people out.
#nzpol #fuelcrisis #Christchurch
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2026-03-22 22:50:05 UTC

Still wondering what Chippy & Labour are doing atlest Nats are talking about having a talk about a plan to be decided in another talk.
Chippys doing fuuuuuuck all not even throwing ideas out there in an election year, if he dosent want the PM job jog on and give someone who wants to run the ball a pass.
#nzpol #whereschipppy

2026-03-21 21:57:48 UTC

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@nprofile…r769 the petrol level is worrying

2026-03-21 01:27:47 UTC

Condemning Iran well not condemning #Isreal and #America for starting the whole fucking thing in the first place shows just how much of a simp this government is Luxon must have just reuped his #Trump only fans subscription.
#nzpol

2026-03-19 04:45:40 UTC

Yeah that 50 days is a no go every trade ive bumped into today the management have told them to go top up there fleet my boss included and we have around 20 vans and 6 trucks.
Willis is living in lala land if she thinks she has 50 days up her sleeve.
#nzpol #fuel

2026-03-04 23:55:48 UTC

I dunno if us sending those old c130s into the middle of a war zone is a great ideal to be honest.
#nzpol

2026-02-28 09:16:30 UTC

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@nprofile…r769 if we turn 2026 off and on again will it reset because this timeline is dumb.

2026-02-28 07:36:42 UTC

The only people who are happy about this #Iran attack are the oil executives as they watch oil prices spike.
#fuckwar

2026-02-27 22:46:26 UTC

Why is it every single right wingers when they see thier side govern any country around the world when it goes tits up and sideways doesn't actually go hmmmm what whent wrong here how can we modify improve and make our policies better instead thier like nope fuck it....
"It's's those dam immigrants in cahoots with Trans people and poor people struggling to just put food in thier belly sucking on tax payers tits that are ruining it all".
Like ummmm your in government if its really that you'd fix it naaa just zero self reflection at all.
#nzpol #uspol #UKPol

2026-02-02 04:52:52 UTC

Dear ##NewZealand dont fuck this #nzelection2026 if you give NZ First and Act even a sniff of 5% of the vote where on the turn off to the highway to the cluster fuck the #USA is on right now shut them out slam that door hard we can't give them those numbers end of story.
This ain't about you it ain't about me its about every single New Zealander.
#nzpol

2025-09-30 04:26:04 UTC

Trumps "Palestine solution" is bullshit and just smoke and mirrors because there's no way it goes ahead and Israel know it and they get to basically slaughter Palestinian people back by Americans "if it doesn't work".
PS fuck Nats and Petter's the bullshit you pulled over the weekend leaves New Zealand on the wrong side of history you fucks.
#nzpol #trump

2025-05-05 22:22:21 UTC

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@nprofile…cgjt the amount of US cominators online I'm seeing say this is a global supply chain problem and the rest of the world will end up the same are so brainwashed into if the US fails the world does that might have been true like 50 year's ago but the world lernt from Trump 1.0 and started decoupling from the US.

2025-05-05 21:20:11 UTC

Wait till Americans have empty shelves and mega inflation in about a months time and they realize it's only them with the problem they have no idea outside of their little bubble that the rest of the world has just gone "fuck that hot mess over there".
#nzpol #uspol #tarrifs

2025-04-30 01:46:49 UTC

If tomorrow's rain supposed to be worse than today in #christchuch there's definitely going to be some flooding.

2025-04-19 04:21:34 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n I think the law doesn't state how long before you have to renew the poster. 😉🤣👍

2025-04-19 03:23:51 UTC

Little known #NewZealand law all Fish N Chip shops have to legally display this chart.
#truestory
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2025-04-17 06:39:17 UTC

I've gone down a 80's cult classic movies rabbit hole last night it was Space Truckers tonight it's Hell Comes To Frogtown.
Any other little gem's I should watch well I'm on this kick ?
#sobadtheyaregood #retromovies

2025-04-15 00:14:34 UTC

Americans who are shocked he's threatening to sent them to El Salvador I have a poem for you it starts....
First they came for.....
#uspol

2025-04-14 19:08:09 UTC

This is frigin awesome.
https://youtu.be/HJ8qGOe2K0o?si=oi5n0d1GtRgp8moq
#tarrifs

2025-04-12 07:20:32 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n well that's what happens when you build a man made lake for rich people to Hoon around in their boats and jet skies and don't really factor in that stagnant water is a petre dish for bacteria.

2025-03-28 01:56:09 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n let's just say said person is no longer loud to drive company vehicles...

2025-03-27 23:32:27 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n clutch completely fucked

2025-03-27 20:48:11 UTC

What happens when you let someone who doesn't know how to drive a manual
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2025-03-25 04:44:17 UTC

Honestly if US officials are using a public fucking messenger app to exchange classified information and the rest of the world doesn't immediately and I mean right fucking now stop all classified intelligence sharing with the US I would not blame a single informant or operatives in your intelligence service walking away because fuck that why would you risk your life or your families lives if the boats leaking like a sive.
#nzpol #USPol

2025-03-21 03:56:08 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n na it says on recipe no gst

2025-03-21 03:22:30 UTC

AA licencing is a scam it just cost me 218$ to put WTR on my license because they class each one as a individual endorsement rather than just WTR seriously like can we stop letting them be a monopoly on NZ licenses.
#NZPol

2025-03-15 00:24:08 UTC

RIP to those 51 New Zealanders and yes they were NZers as far as I'm concerned who lost their lives to that Aussie arsehole and Fuck Seymour who still till this day brings up the idea of letting those weapons back into our communities and most importantly fuck racist.
#christchuch #theyareus #NZPol

2025-03-13 20:50:39 UTC

I'm seriously starting to think Trump's trying to gaslight Americans into actually attacking Canada to annex it, I don't think he actually joking anymore.
#uspol #NZPol

2025-03-07 06:18:29 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n yeah I've been kinda wondering why the hard pull to Putin's side what have they been cooking up between his elections.

2025-03-07 06:04:49 UTC

4 year's from now when Trump's gone and he's completely fucked the US global relationships and the worlds just gone "fuck this" and moved on without them I hope the world doesn't welcome them back into the fold overnight because let's be real here the American people let this happen they need to atlest own that shit.
#sorrynotsorry #USPol #NZPol

2025-03-06 06:15:27 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n well one thing I know about developer's who have already gone tits up once they tend to go tits up a second time and us tax payers will end up holding the can to finish it because tourism New Zealand don't invest in there own bullshit.

2025-03-06 05:16:07 UTC

I didn't have going fuck yeah Phil Goff on my 2025 bingo card but here we are.
#NZPol
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2023-09-01 23:43:51 UTC

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@npub1fha…3ru0 lol he's litterly the Stock white male it's even in his name. 😆

2023-09-01 22:38:27 UTC

Yeah I'm a immature ass. 😆
For the record this guy isn't even from Timaru he moved here just to run in the election for the Nats as far as I'm concerned he can jog on.
#nzpol
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2023-08-27 20:00:46 UTC

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@npub1zg9…nh26 na that boats finished I'm just in Nelson helping out another crew for a few days before I fly home again.

2023-08-27 19:53:50 UTC

What I drove up from Timaru to Nelson yesterday a 20 thousand PSI water blaster.
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2023-08-05 23:26:51 UTC

Decided to treat myself to a fancy coffee in one of Timaru CBD most popular coffee shop and now I remember why I always get takeaways, like there's two 20 something girls talking as loudly and obnoxiously as possible about counting calories and how this morning's workout at the gym was "intense".
Then again maybe I'm just a old fuddy duddy but God these two are doing my head in. 😂