Captain Ahab

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2025-06-18 03:25:58 UTC

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@nprofile…al5r We're on Mastodon, you can call them wiggers.

2025-06-18 02:40:38 UTC

Whasians actually were a coherent race in central Asia for a few hundred years.
Central Asians were originally blue eyed, red haired. In the medieval period, China/Ghengis Khan migrated Yellow Asians there and they interbred, but these people were eventually replaced with Turks.

2025-06-16 19:45:22 UTC

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@nprofile…l0gg @nprofile…w3qa Delta Chat is really good but no one uses it (even foss nerds) BC they cringe at email even though they've done very well with it.
Only thing it can't do is calls.

2025-06-16 18:17:25 UTC

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@nprofile…mj4q I'm tired of pretending gay shit like impeachment matters. I'm tired of pretending anything in American politics is real. This shit is late Soviet Union stage, it only exists artificially so the rich can steal as much money as possible before it falls apart.

2025-06-15 02:14:21 UTC

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@nprofile…4977 Their announcements are entirely shit talk so we won't know.

2025-06-15 02:13:20 UTC

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@nprofile…4977 They've hit more targets than most do

2025-06-14 20:44:36 UTC

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@nprofile…9a3l I'm almost positive Israel did this unauthorized and the other nations didn't have time to plan a response, which is why the optics are so bad. Bros literally just decided to destroy Iran, which has never once been proven to be developing any nuclear weapons, and we followed without question.
Literally the reason they hate us in the first place.

2025-06-14 20:06:39 UTC

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@nprofile…9uhu You're cooked, there's nothing women love more than unavailable men.

2025-06-14 16:39:58 UTC

Boomers are annoying and out of touch, but they are absolutely correct that every generation after them is basically retarded compared to them.
When it comes to raw facts, the longer I live, the more I realize that the Boomers were basically correct and everyone after them just never bothered to either read a book have experiences in real life

2025-06-13 21:03:09 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…a3cq @nprofile…9a3l Iran has culture going for it right now. Everything interesting in the Middle East is in Iran.

2025-06-13 21:00:10 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…a3cq @nprofile…9a3l Oil isn't the niche market it used to be. The countries that rely on it have very fickle economies.
Iran right now, politically, is actually a significant regional power. It would be best for them to become a more significant regional industrialized center. They should try to be the New York City.

2025-06-13 20:51:35 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…a3cq @nprofile…9a3l It's very possible if they have energy exports but their only workable strategy for that is nuclear, and bc no one cares enough to actually learn how nuclear power works, every time they try that, Israel tells the world Iran is about to nuke the planet, which is retarded.

2025-06-13 20:26:47 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…a3cq @nprofile…9a3l I bet nuclear power would give them enough resources to solve that easily.

2025-06-13 20:17:20 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…a3cq @nprofile…9a3l Yeah the problem with Iranian regime change is they're too modern and have a population with basically the same attitude as the West. None of them are having sex, none of them believe in anything, and even if they did, they can't get anything done bc their retarded Boomer grandparents will never get out of power. They're kinda fucked. It'll happen when it happens.

2025-06-13 20:01:41 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…a3cq @nprofile…9a3l There is a higher than zero chance of this. There was almost a secular pro Israeli coup in Iran like 10 years ago.

2025-06-13 15:26:41 UTC

I'm dying of laughter
https://files.poster.place/poster-media/media_attachments/files/114/676/753/795/280/653/original/54336b207314e477.png

2025-06-13 15:13:45 UTC

Bros, will something happen?
https://files.poster.place/poster-media/media_attachments/files/114/676/703/062/440/986/original/445fca24c4d41da2.jpg

2025-06-13 02:40:47 UTC

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@nprofile…d2he @nprofile…rag3 Iranians are Shia Muslim the same way Europe is Christian.
You can't measure religion statistically this way outside multicultural nations. People don't answer accurately. If you look at actual Iranian social trends, they aren't Muslims.

2025-06-13 02:38:58 UTC

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@nprofile…kn3n No.

2025-06-13 02:35:22 UTC

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@nprofile…kn3n The near unanimous support of the American government.
Before, the Left had loyalty to Iran.

2025-06-13 02:30:50 UTC

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@nprofile…kn3n Israel has been trying to orchestrate the destruction of Iran for decades. It's not nothing.

2025-06-13 02:30:03 UTC

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@nprofile…rag3 They have less Muslims per capita than many white countries have Christians.

2025-06-13 02:18:04 UTC

No one wants to hear this but Iran can't beat Israel, and a very probable outcome of this is a revolution within Iran that ends Islamic regimes in Iran permanently.
Almost all Iranians hate the government. There are almost no Muslims left there. Israel could be seen as a liberating alternative from their perspective.

2025-06-12 23:01:06 UTC

Iran is an advanced, relatively industrial and scientific country.
They probably already have nukes secretly just like Israel does.
Geopol is larp.

2025-06-12 18:20:47 UTC

Its kinda hilarious how much of Japanese history from the 19th Century onward is just them desperately trying to be White and failing in various ways.
Their empire's government was restructured to be like Britain's long before WW2. Their racial theories are also lifted directly from the continentals.

2025-06-12 16:49:37 UTC

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@nprofile…x9x7 and make her even fatter? No thanks

2025-06-12 16:48:32 UTC

Future me.
https://files.poster.place/poster-media/media_attachments/files/114/671/413/184/778/460/original/51cb1c8fe1dc742a.jpeg

2025-06-11 22:14:51 UTC

PPSSPP can't recognize Dualshock 4 wirelessly and the soydevs don't care guess I'll kill myself.

2025-06-10 23:49:35 UTC

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@nprofile…d6d2 its hilarious bc this could easily be removed with AI

2025-06-10 21:56:58 UTC

Why the fuck do women GASP when nothing is happening?! It's terrifying. I'm prepared to die in battle and it was just a car 2 miles ahead lightly tapping on its brakes.

2025-06-10 16:03:03 UTC

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@nprofile…mj4q the 2nd image is the more baffling one

2025-06-10 15:58:04 UTC

Wtf is even happening?
https://files.poster.place/poster-media/media_attachments/files/114/659/888/734/208/662/original/5bf8540cada9e6de.jpg
https://files.poster.place/poster-media/media_attachments/files/114/659/890/384/597/462/original/012efc7679fdc086.jpeg

2025-06-10 15:26:02 UTC

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@nprofile…mj4q @nprofile…dh40 You are incorrect. I am a monarchist for purely aesthetic reasons. I actually want to destroy all agricultural centers so that the NPC's starve, which Communism is pretty good at. I love Communism.

2025-06-10 15:14:15 UTC

Anarcho-Leftists are my greatest ally, as a racist incel liberal monarchist.

2025-06-09 19:37:22 UTC

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@nprofile…l0gg In many ways.
Sexual degeneracy was considered a very minor sin in that period, for example, except when it went so far it was borderline comical.
Roughly equivalent to overeating today.
This is funny BC a lot of people want to reset to Christianity to reclaim rigid sexual norms but historically it wasn't like that at all until the modern period.

2025-06-09 05:53:25 UTC

A true America First president would not deport a single immigrant.
He would kill every male child Pharaoh style, the women and girls would be made legal property under a new bill called the Incel Act, which would also repeal the 19th and authorize nuclear conflict against Israel.

2025-06-09 04:20:58 UTC

Sometimes I forget the best way to rizz a woman is to just be aggressively sexual right away pajeet style and I'm a little disappointed every time I discover this but it has the highest success rate by far.

2025-06-08 04:29:10 UTC

Current life plan is to store as much money as possible in Bitcoin working a normie job and saving everything until my family dies then immigrate to Mexico where the feds don't track every time I shit.

2025-06-07 20:24:52 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 https://shitposter.world/users/mrsaturday I love the 90's aesthetic and I wasn't alive then.

2025-06-07 01:41:24 UTC

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@nprofile…yxha Jokes on them, I never go to the doctor (and I don't care if I die.)

2025-06-02 03:49:50 UTC

Bro doesn't realize she's my sister and we're about to have sex.

2025-06-02 01:05:41 UTC

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@nprofile…d2he My dishes haven't been washed in 3 years and I got drunk once and shit in the sink

2025-06-02 01:04:29 UTC

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@nprofile…gu4k Haha ur so edgy and cool you said a slur haha no one does that

2025-05-31 12:14:59 UTC

Listen.
I don't like you, you don't like you.
But your PFP is fire, so let's be oomfies

2025-05-29 23:04:21 UTC

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@nprofile…9a3l Ofc I am.

2025-05-27 13:00:44 UTC

Women who go to therapy give me the ick.

2025-05-26 18:41:49 UTC

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@nprofile…dapd I, too, was poor at 9 years old

2025-05-26 17:32:22 UTC

I miss when you couldn't 100% a video game without learning secrets through word of mouth during school recess. Now the Internet makes it so easy.