S!ayer

I tend to make weird noises when I see dogs. Always making jokes.

XMR: 88wzRKPrXho9Z3LKbbhDskaBnmo8rYdweSj6uMgenFEvEsFpkThU2wZL87R4GxkghJ5qmCrMGZNX4T2JpPpVCGCs94RoVYN

Wallet Of Satoshi: selectbladder07@walletofsatoshi.com

Public Key

npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s

NIP-05 Address

@s!ayer

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsvmmxrr3kegphf5lttqpn5z24xv8vax8yqxhpl6ewqvvqarjkrhyspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dszrgrzu

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s

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Last Notes

2026-05-28 08:51:26 UTC

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Nothing ever happens

2026-05-27 23:23:45 UTC

@nprofile…jejf can you help me with the secure nsec login in your apps? I'm using unity to build something, it has the modules I need but I want to know best practices here.

2026-05-27 23:07:56 UTC

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i was in my room tryna teach my little sister
then i heard a boom i sounded like a missile

2026-05-27 19:18:11 UTC

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It's whatever Macau is

2026-05-27 16:02:16 UTC

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RIP my granny she got hit by a bazooka

2026-05-26 14:03:42 UTC

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I've been out of this shit for a while man. What's popping?

2026-05-25 02:01:48 UTC

Hmm drop the word "Bitcoin" and he's onto something here. I think Satoshi would have liked this idea
#nevent1q…j6pl

2026-05-25 01:51:03 UTC

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I can imagine.

2026-05-25 01:26:01 UTC

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No one's using their real info on that site. I don't see any real value to the db , maybe a few associated account emails or phone numbers.
It would work if you could tie it to other data, then it could hold credence.

2026-05-25 01:22:24 UTC

What a completely useless hack.
#nevent1q…yj44

2026-05-25 01:04:07 UTC

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Yes that was what I thought and also what the game suggest. Jesus loves his hollow points

2026-05-25 00:47:57 UTC

What gun would Jesus use? - Farcry 4

2026-05-25 00:19:55 UTC

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I wish I could also do blatant fraud

2026-05-23 08:20:59 UTC

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Yeah cause that's the problem. Ahaha return the doners you grifter

2026-05-22 09:35:17 UTC

idk why people are trying to be better here? fucking maul these people
non-violence is bullshit in the face of violence. #nevent1q…angq

2026-05-22 09:32:09 UTC

LMFAO Diablo 2 is 30 euros????

2026-05-22 00:49:11 UTC

Average primal user
#nevent1q…dpq5

2026-05-21 16:58:15 UTC

Is she an albino? Yikes
#nevent1q…zupc

2026-05-20 18:15:03 UTC

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I literally sold out my entire position a week before that rally.
Would have made 120% on the principle.
Our main thesis for pulling out was the direct dependence on Israeli FABs and manufacturing.
Onshoring takes time so you're paying for that cost.
Let it run, higher it goes the faster it'll crash.
What's those short options looking like 👀

2026-05-20 18:00:05 UTC

I'm surprised it too this long for the Dev's to add something like this. I remember this discussion at least a full year ago when that guy had to create a whole fork just to use monero vs someone being smart enough to include it. #nevent1q…la29

2026-05-20 15:55:46 UTC

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My feed was the same after some or a few relays went down + an issue with my name having ! In it.
If you have your own relay, you can resolve a lot of this. My Amethyst is looking much better after spinning up a strfry relay

2026-05-20 15:53:28 UTC

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I have to learn this now actually. Some schonnors law or some shit. There's a C# implementation I need to figure out how to put into the unity game then we'll have it grafting.

2026-05-20 15:51:33 UTC

So it's not just me. Haha yeah I had this experience since like September last year and just missioned through hahahaha 🤣
#nevent1q…s34u

2026-05-20 15:49:27 UTC

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You can get nuked though

2026-05-20 15:47:54 UTC

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Efrat a cutie

2026-05-20 15:44:08 UTC

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Average Nostr experience 😂

2026-05-20 15:39:15 UTC

One thing I miss is the Ultimix @ 6
It was around the 2010's and used to be a daily thing where they'd ask SA DJs (at a high level) to mix a set for the afternoon traffic jams.
Fond memories of that orange African sunset, the heat of the day. Animal's flying home. People in traffic.
It would sound like this at twilight.
Bring it back!
https://youtu.be/QndhyQaOVi0?si=SCDD_H7Bj0pAbAVV

2026-05-20 13:27:03 UTC

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🍞

2026-05-20 13:11:21 UTC

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Iranians doing the Lord's work

2026-05-20 13:06:48 UTC

GM to the gatekeepers
https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/a8eada4e1f7b65e26d87280a5cca39a31c37138d9f1e0003e6cef2a48103e538.mp4

2026-05-20 13:03:53 UTC

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No bro please bro not that shitcoin

2026-05-20 10:54:38 UTC

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Tighten his security. Lmao bro going to get pager bombed

2026-05-20 10:52:14 UTC

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It's cool. Always nice discovering a new client, like opening presents on Christmas day

2026-05-20 10:50:48 UTC

Fight in the shade
#nevent1q…5c6v

2026-05-20 10:48:52 UTC

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Aliens?

2026-05-20 10:47:51 UTC

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What is this

2026-05-20 10:41:03 UTC

Not Aliens this week? They must be on strike

2026-05-20 09:33:02 UTC

Ended up sleeping at 6am.
Worked through this for a few hours before vibe coding the whole thing once.
Will spend some days setting it up and then we can play!
#nevent1q…utsr

2026-05-20 09:30:33 UTC

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The highest on chain balance is less than a few hours out drinking with the boys

2026-05-20 09:25:14 UTC

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Oh my fuck less than $300 ahaha Jesus Christ
On an open ledger no less, crying about $300 sat liquidity. Bitcoin users are funny creatures.
That's like equivalent to afternoon drinking with the lads.
Oh no my $7.40 in SATs ahahahaha yikes

2026-05-20 09:21:15 UTC

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Yeah locked away in dead accounts. Over time Bitcoin goes to zero

2026-05-20 09:14:19 UTC

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Que tal tio

2026-05-20 09:09:15 UTC

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Basically, one wrong placement and you're wiped.

2026-05-20 09:08:36 UTC

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Not everyone can run a lighting node, not everyone can run a Bitcoin node. Not everyone can mine Bitcoin.
Monero let's anyone participate, out of the box.
Ever used the GUI or CLI? You'd know

2026-05-20 04:37:35 UTC

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You haven't thought it through, have you?

2026-05-20 00:09:42 UTC

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I shave my Labrador. He looks like a mole rat but at least he's cooler in summer

2026-05-19 23:20:03 UTC

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Fill up the sink with some water and soak her? If it's really bad.
I've had dogs with heat stroke before and even throwing up water so yeah can get peak at 35/36c

2026-05-19 23:08:26 UTC

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It's a dog. Give it water and tell it to sleep in the shade

2026-05-19 23:07:20 UTC

Would be cool to get unity and Nostr hooked
Only think is the webhook side which I'm clueless about.
I've tried four times but gave up using http webrequest which is versatile.
In fact let me vibe code it quickly know that I have access to that huge ass model. Brb

2026-05-19 22:53:44 UTC

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Irie

2026-05-19 22:52:43 UTC

I want a chicken and mayo toasted sandwich. It's almost 1am.

2026-05-19 22:51:35 UTC

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What food though

2026-05-19 22:44:02 UTC

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Mid

2026-05-19 22:40:12 UTC

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Aww yeah Naw can't have that

2026-05-19 22:24:17 UTC

JUST IN: Blue collar worker asking when AI is taking his job

2026-05-19 18:45:16 UTC

#Nostr #Live RON
#naddr1qq…zp04

2026-05-19 18:17:36 UTC

The best thing about not being on twitter or MSM is that since 2023, every single BREAKING post has achieved nothing.
The anxiety of the next crisis just evaporated. Probably the most noticeable difference in the last 3 years.
Used to be glued to "breaking events" that just was bullshit

2026-05-19 18:14:26 UTC

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It's all Lebanese haha 🤣 the Greeks maybe dairy products
That whole region is a feast

2026-05-19 18:06:54 UTC

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What the hell is that?
Chocolate sounds great though

2026-05-19 18:03:21 UTC

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Given its cake wallet, can we use monero instead of Bitcoin

2026-05-19 18:02:30 UTC

So nwc is on chain wallets?

2026-05-19 17:57:36 UTC

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What's for lunch

2026-05-19 17:56:51 UTC

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Hate raw sandwiches

2026-05-19 17:56:25 UTC

This guy zapped me 21 SATs @nprofile…ck8x and it's in my nwc
Pretty cool and zero friction.
Nostr is healing

2026-05-19 17:53:44 UTC

Is it value for value if she's hotter than you?

2026-05-19 14:46:51 UTC

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An apartheid state committing genocide against the Palestinians? Sounds like it

2026-05-19 14:46:06 UTC

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Oh no not institutional enterprise level architecture fuck

2026-05-19 14:40:34 UTC

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Sounds like fake news

2026-05-19 14:34:52 UTC

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So another seed phrase to write down?

2026-05-19 14:33:56 UTC

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How about allowing people to zap with the wallet of their choice
You gatekeeping worse than the Ayatollah

2026-05-19 14:23:01 UTC

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Already flowering at that growth with no leafyness. Weed.

2026-05-19 14:05:23 UTC

The real question is how many cheeses in the cheese burger

2026-05-19 14:02:06 UTC

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Looks like a weed

2026-05-19 14:00:59 UTC

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I figured 😂😁

2026-05-19 13:54:50 UTC

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Where

2026-05-18 17:53:34 UTC

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Sorry bro wrong wallet

2026-05-18 17:48:25 UTC

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But doesn't it do what lighting does? What is the need for it? Just another option?

2026-05-18 17:38:45 UTC

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It's just a link to tenor that I can use to search GIFs. It works.

2026-05-18 17:34:04 UTC

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Is use Google GIF on the keyboard via Android. But yeah that should be a given extension

2026-05-18 17:20:07 UTC

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Is it a payment method?

2026-05-18 17:18:16 UTC

DOW Jones hasn't been over 50k ever since Pam Bondi said it.
https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/c35e9fb6d2300444d2525ee24fb6aec19ec091163469a40b107c6225fc9be884.jpg
#nevent1q…apjh

2026-05-18 17:15:10 UTC

What TF is a nutzap?

2026-05-18 10:56:08 UTC

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Awesome

2026-05-18 08:45:40 UTC

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I find it funny 🤣

2026-05-18 08:25:49 UTC

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The retarded thing here is still using lighting and Bitcoin and whatever TF cashu is, instead of using Monero.
That's the real retardation here.

2026-05-18 02:58:14 UTC

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Yeah and a problem for end users

2026-05-18 02:56:24 UTC

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Houthi's doing amazing tbh

2026-05-18 02:53:01 UTC

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At the beach?

2026-05-18 02:30:38 UTC

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I'm pretty sure we're using third party side chains with parts of the code missing like segwit and other bips. Gold doesn't need developer updates.

2026-05-18 02:28:48 UTC

So the largest relay is primal with just under 1000 actives?

2026-05-18 02:02:53 UTC

Sometimes you want to use social media without having to troubleshoot every time you use it.
Long fucking say to go a clear, consistent reason why organisations win.
Nostr ain't competitive against meta LMFAO 🤣 lbfr here

2026-05-17 17:14:29 UTC

Snort seems to pull a lot of users I normally don't see in wisp or amethyst. How strange.

2026-05-17 17:08:31 UTC

Hello from Jumble

2026-05-17 12:54:34 UTC

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What is it

2026-05-17 12:54:13 UTC

Wtf is an onchain zap?
Is it just layer one Bitcoin without the need for a third party?

2026-05-17 09:15:47 UTC

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Is this why the Japanese economy is failing?

2026-05-17 09:06:00 UTC

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Is this Scotland

2026-05-17 04:57:46 UTC

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Spam stops when it a paid service right?

2026-05-17 04:49:52 UTC

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Couldn't you select specific notes from specific npubs only? Like a filter?
Maybe a centralised server that's only accessable via the client?
Just brainstorming

2026-05-17 04:37:55 UTC

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Hmm, given the shirt movement the way it does, a shot seems more explained. However that lapel mic also flew, strange because he has a microphone?
The mic does seem to be moved towards the neck though