S!ayer

I tend to make weird noises when I see dogs. Always making jokes.

XMR: 88wzRKPrXho9Z3LKbbhDskaBnmo8rYdweSj6uMgenFEvEsFpkThU2wZL87R4GxkghJ5qmCrMGZNX4T2JpPpVCGCs94RoVYN

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npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s

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@s!ayer

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nos.lol

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Last Notes

2026-05-05 17:36:28 UTC

I think I need to marry a Lebanese woman

2026-05-05 15:17:07 UTC

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Spin up some Linux!

2026-05-05 11:05:00 UTC

Wow wisp working lighting fast tf

2026-05-05 05:57:30 UTC

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Always good to reference the documentation 🥶

2026-05-05 00:35:34 UTC

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Yeah idk man running a media server seems ridiculously risky

2026-05-04 15:21:53 UTC

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I think he's asleep now so we will wait

2026-05-04 15:21:22 UTC

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Yes it's @nprofile…g0k2
I knew it was a doggo but I only remembered @nprofile…swp2

2026-05-04 13:58:08 UTC

Blossom server people; did you contact some organisation for CSAM API or what? How do you even begin operations like that?
@nprofile…tkue you run one right? Did you register for a API key or something?

2026-05-04 13:45:37 UTC

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I've been client whoring for a while now. This is what happens when you have unprotected nsecs

2026-05-04 08:12:31 UTC

Wow finally following @nprofile…3acz with successful tag? No ways
Nostr is healing.

2026-05-04 08:06:52 UTC

Hey all!
I'd like to reconnect and follow you again for the several time.
Please drop a note on this if we've interactiled or have been interacting for years.
I got like five follows and rising again.
Ideally just put a note, maybe even your nip5 or tag.
I'll share the South African relay once I get it to do a few more tests/configs

2026-05-04 07:57:21 UTC

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But given you can see me and actually reply and respond is a great step forward.
Been working on it since Saturday

2026-05-01 23:56:59 UTC

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Aaaaaahhhhhh FED

2026-05-01 23:28:13 UTC

Relay Test Hello World

2026-05-01 07:57:29 UTC

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bro got that post-conference glow

2026-05-01 07:57:08 UTC

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CEObae

2026-05-01 07:52:20 UTC

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Damn that went by quick. Thanks for putting in the work.

2026-05-01 01:00:39 UTC

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Made an account. I need to know how to now facilitate a sale and serialise some data through from that invoice?
Or do you just provide custodial wallets?

2026-04-30 22:13:03 UTC

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custom amount didn't work either. Didn't generate a QR code? I assumed it would? Must be on their side

2026-04-30 22:08:29 UTC

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oh maybe i need to do it from my mobile device. I'm on desktop and have no wallets. WoS is working fine, no issues, but no API?

2026-04-30 22:04:29 UTC

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can i check stackoverflow for the solution?

2026-04-30 22:04:07 UTC

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/NRXleEopnqL3a/giphy.gif?cid=4ea4f8d5iq3f60c6ayhhcqruq2qpmjeivg2l3sdnub2bdubl&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2026-04-30 22:00:08 UTC

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BTW I want to know what is used? AI suggested Alby and some others like Zabadee or some shit, and then LNBITs
Like I don't want to have to run an entire 600GB node just to checkout. I thought we had working payment gateways?

2026-04-30 21:58:41 UTC

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I think it is but it says "Error creating subscription. Please try again."

2026-04-30 21:53:58 UTC

@nprofile…7l0j how do you charge for your relay? like where do I go to pay?

2026-04-30 21:52:14 UTC

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seeing this on Yakkihone
interesting, i'll tackle my account once I figure out how to spin up the relay

2026-04-30 21:47:16 UTC

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propaganda comes in different mediums
russia selling to china and India to negate Hormuz issues. The spice must flow!

2026-04-30 16:30:20 UTC

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am I winning yet? I knew Nostr only had like 7 or 8 people
https://image.nostr.build/573756005b0ef80d41a426f4c2fd9a6c9a980a3c3c853af1ac5d0813915496a0.png

2026-04-30 10:15:49 UTC

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Running a relay (soon) that'll hopefully resolve all this kak

2026-04-30 10:15:02 UTC

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Grinder sent me relays to add, which I did, but same issue persists.
Lol I can't even tag or find him make it make sense

2026-04-30 10:14:05 UTC

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Idk man, it's a gamble when I go on because
A) what has the right to delete profiles
B) it works sometimes
C) existing relays (well known) seemingly not parsing data
D) going live isn't on clients
To put in perspective, everytime you interact with me I have to refollow you. Like right now, how am I not following you???
Absolutely frustrating

2026-04-30 09:10:54 UTC

Honestly this relay is my last ditch effort to use NOSTR.
I'm fucking done with this thing.
All my follows are missing.
I get no posts i.e. On Amethyst (which has the relays since birth) suddenly stops working!
No damus, snort, primal relay filling in for it?
Idk what the fuck is going on but from a UX perspective this is the worst fucking experience yet.
Want to tag Derek or UTXO or Nadia or Grinder?
Good luck.
Wtf man

2026-04-30 08:39:34 UTC

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Who told you this, Ursula?

2026-04-29 17:09:06 UTC

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IDK why Russia still supplying oil when they're clearly at war with NATO through it's proxy in Ukraine.

2026-04-29 12:29:17 UTC

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How does this affect you? You seem touched by what other women choose to wear?

2026-04-29 08:16:43 UTC

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Yooo @nprofile…eqal

2026-04-29 08:16:00 UTC

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Damn!

2026-04-28 23:59:24 UTC

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https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/183f060bf5d1540d21f4769e63ec39a019c843a04a8a2c050dc573d967483539.mp4

2026-04-28 17:03:22 UTC

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Equality and all

2026-04-28 17:02:47 UTC

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Heard the universe had tail emissions

2026-04-28 16:56:13 UTC

Running around the house naked.
AMA

2026-04-28 07:01:27 UTC

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Lol those kicks didn't even go higher than his own knees

2026-04-28 06:59:40 UTC

See what I mean, they removed the signatures and so you now have to calculate to verify the signatures instead of just seeing the public SIGs
All to save what, a megabyte?
Even created a bip just to so something they removed.
#nevent1q…03e7

2026-04-27 02:48:13 UTC

Can't zap from wisp.
It's not me it's the tech.
Ride or die WOS

2026-04-27 02:47:25 UTC

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Best of luck on the promoting. You're doing a lot of good work for nostr and I'm proud of you.
go forth and colonise
Baptise the normies

2026-04-26 19:41:11 UTC

@nprofile…3acz We made the Lamang News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w01c6pFGS0Y

2026-04-26 11:19:44 UTC

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adeu tio

2026-04-25 21:48:07 UTC

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Lol boomer

2026-04-25 18:44:45 UTC

Does monero have this issue?
#nevent1q…hq98

2026-04-25 18:33:17 UTC

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Yes

2026-04-25 07:45:01 UTC

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No siesta?

2026-04-25 07:43:05 UTC

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Adapt to survive.
Honestly loving trying llm on OLD tech. In fact I'm buying last decade tech and trying to run a small model on it. Such a nice balance of hardware and software tweaking and hacking that I'm enjoying.
I think my next DIY project will be one of those office small form factor Lenovo or something like that. There's even SFF GPUs that *could* work
Another great one is a RPI 5 with a Intel arc A or B Series GPU

2026-04-25 00:00:53 UTC

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Damn, I was really hoping Maria Carey would save me 😩

2026-04-24 17:40:14 UTC

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PVP #Gamestr https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrxce3vdjrjvf495mk2cec956rsd3s95uxgcfs956xxd3svejxze3jxfsnyqghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46z7q3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxw8kxrtk

2026-04-24 11:49:01 UTC

practicing these kicks today
notice the body movement leaning into the movement of the kick. It's not really kicking as much as it's transferring the momentum of the entire body by 'turning' into it.
I immediately notices a difference (and so did the bag) when I turned into it vs just rotating the hips
Saenchai OG to learn from too
https://youtube.com/shorts/gS2C44dk2Sc?si=tV7DPIltRIXDoalc

2026-04-24 09:32:17 UTC

how much do you want to bet that straight after he took this picture, maybe a few moments later, he threw a stone? #nevent1q…h2ug

2026-04-24 09:20:31 UTC

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BTW theforest relay is paid? I don't remember paying anything. Is it monthly? I have the relay in Ametheyst, but can find it on Wisp. I think I've added it to Yakki but idk wtf is going on there.
When I told you I was clinging to it like Jack in Titanic I was not lying, it says 14k posts lol so it's been the only thing keeping me on nostr for like 6 months
honestly don't know wtf happened or when

2026-04-23 23:24:00 UTC

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I didn't see your message in stream on wisp. What relay is it on? I don't even know what you said it I would have responded

2026-04-23 23:22:33 UTC

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Is that the notification sound? Why does it say uh oh like a trapped teletubby

2026-04-23 23:20:37 UTC

Wisp is like they took all the good Ux ideas and put it into one client

2026-04-23 23:19:29 UTC

Wisp is making sounds and it's freaking me out

2026-04-23 23:18:48 UTC

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Ah man yes stream chat is wonky especially with relays missing .

2026-04-23 22:11:16 UTC

Can you see this
#naddr1qq…6r3e

2026-04-23 11:02:55 UTC

Since nostr.band is down, what was that replacement archives?
Search/tagging is completely gone from my services, but sometimes works.

2026-04-23 11:01:36 UTC

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It already has the functionality. Video streaming, zap payments.
In fact anyone could have their show on zap.stream or sho sho
I think pay to enter may be a simple feature to add to "privately" show content streams @kieran @rod

2026-04-23 10:37:15 UTC

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Yassis orgies hey? Sheesh

2026-04-23 10:35:57 UTC

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Just create an onlyHusbands page

2026-04-23 10:22:07 UTC

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Fake and ghey

2026-04-23 10:19:14 UTC

Not your keys, not your tractor
#nevent1q…jtpa

2026-04-23 10:18:10 UTC

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Must be nice not having to carry a stick around all the time

2026-04-23 10:13:42 UTC

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Don't you come across bears

2026-04-23 10:12:49 UTC

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Is it local or API?

2026-04-23 10:09:25 UTC

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Damn I don't use Claude at all.

2026-04-23 10:08:08 UTC

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It was good ngl. Second one today actually

2026-04-23 10:07:46 UTC

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Assumption would be that sho shop has public facing data? Hmm it seems to be on brand with colours, fonts and style so that's interesting.
This will 100x my prototypes

2026-04-23 10:06:19 UTC

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LoL how many boyfriends have you created?!

2026-04-23 09:58:01 UTC

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Holt shit where have you been 😂

2026-04-23 09:57:37 UTC

Sending this note from the shower

2026-04-23 09:56:00 UTC

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How did you prompt this

2026-04-23 09:55:41 UTC

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That is substantially cool.

2026-04-23 09:54:36 UTC

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Norwegian salmon? Wild caught.
I think you're thinking of tuna?

2026-04-23 09:52:51 UTC

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I'm used to hot days. I need cold days.

2026-04-23 09:52:15 UTC

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I heard salmon is bad for you, full of parasites

2026-04-23 09:48:22 UTC

UK doing forced conscription now?

2026-04-23 09:47:08 UTC

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I like sushi

2026-04-23 06:20:25 UTC

Tim Cooked

2026-04-23 06:09:47 UTC

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Congratulations. What engine did you use to build it?

2026-04-23 01:43:34 UTC

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Are you an adventurous eater?

2026-04-23 01:31:27 UTC

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I personally never liked it until I had real hummus in Israel (imported recipe from Lebanon)
When you eat it, it should be nice and smooth and you shouldn't have granular pieces at all.
Just buy the industrial made hummus rather than homemade.
Home processors are shit and any home made hummus I've had I've hated cause it's never processed nicely.
Depends on where you are in the world too

2026-04-23 01:18:02 UTC

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It is because the steering is on the wrong side

2026-04-23 01:16:57 UTC

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Idk what hummus your eating that's nasty?
Lebanese hummus.
After all it's just sesame seeds and chickpeas with a dash of olive oil and lemon.
Smooth and creamy and rich.
I'm at the point of making hummus frozen lollies and hummus sandwiches.
Dinner was about 175g hummus, two lamb chops and some flatbread garlic naan. Coriander leaves.
If there wasn't Israel could you imagine the cuisine 😭

2026-04-23 00:49:18 UTC

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Falafel is great.
Hummus is a no brainer.
Idk what happened to you

2026-04-23 00:43:06 UTC

The whole premise of Levant food is how many ways you can eat chickpeas

2026-04-22 21:55:05 UTC

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What AI is this?

2026-04-22 21:51:33 UTC

Welcome back.
#nevent1q…6ym3

2026-04-22 21:50:51 UTC

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