"Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn

Curmudgeoness & Bluestocking. Politics indigo, language ultraviolet. Adrift upon the cryptic tides of life. Likes to use big words & play at being all intellectual. Retired engineer. Mostly harmless.

Pronouns: she, her
Avatar is not: me
Avatar is: my cat, Osa
Banner text reads: Respect my trans homies or I'm going to identify as a fucking problem

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2026-03-15 06:45:28 UTC

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It’d be kind of fun, though, to decorate the arrivals hall that way- as if all the passengers had “just dropped in.” 🪂

2026-02-22 21:06:34 UTC

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I think I remember reading somewhere that the first climate change warnings were published in 1880 or so.

2026-02-22 20:56:37 UTC

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Jeeez-sus.
Every time I see yet another one of these once-in-a-forever storms barrelling in, I think "This is just what the climate change scientists were warning us about thirty or forty years ago."
*longer than that, even

2026-02-19 04:49:29 UTC

I’m just living my life one consequence of procrastination at a time.

2026-02-12 16:26:44 UTC

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I still feel cheated, nearly half a century after achieving nominal adulthood, that the incontrovertible knowledge,
justifiable self-assurance, and having-one’s-life-together aspects of adulthood have yet to kick in.
I grew up with the expectation that I would be endowed with these things on my 18th birthday, as the adults surrounding me so frequently intimated they had been. To quote that old sportsball expression:
“We wuz robbed.”

2026-01-29 06:24:36 UTC

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I like to keep bulky gardening supplies in the the sort of plastic open-topped cylindrical vessels most commonly sold in 5 gallon size (although I also use 3.5-, 2-, & 1-gallon variations), & I have a sort of a personal page on Amazon where I keep track of sources, prices, etc. for all my preferred sizes and colors.
I call it my “Bucket List.”

2025-12-21 07:25:34 UTC

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Case in point: I have passed driver's license exams in California (where the power outage & intersection-blocking waymos currently are), Oregon, and Washington state.
I *think* that non-functioning traffic lights are to be treated as 4-way stops in all three states, but I just realized I don't know for sure about any of them (including Washington, where I & my current driver's license are).

2025-12-21 06:24:22 UTC

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*TBF: to solve this problem, one would first have to establish what the correct response is to the chaotic behavior of humans when confronted with non-working traffic lights. In order to do that, one might first have to address the problem of a correct response to the chaotic behavior of humans in general. AFAIK, that has never yet been successfully done.

2025-12-21 06:16:09 UTC

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Maybe an interesting problem for IT people:
How do you program a self-driving vehicle to respond correctly to the chaotic behavior of humans when confronted with non-working traffic lights?
Many/most human drivers won't know/remember they're meant to treat non-working traffic lights as 4-way stops; and human response even to traditional, long-established 4-way stops can be quite chaotic.
If you figure this out, please don't share your work with any driverless car companies. That sort of thing only encourages them.

2025-12-11 07:58:11 UTC

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It doesn't mean what it sounds like: "expected to flood once/hundred years."
It means: "chance of flooding in any given year is one in one hundred."
Why such misleading nomenclature is used is beyond me.
*also: Holy Hell. That's a lot of population to get evacuated, about 60 miles from me. I should probably be taking spare blankets to the National Guard Armory or something.

2025-12-03 22:35:44 UTC

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Telling someone struggling with deep depression to “Look on the bright side” feels to me like saying to a double amputee “On the other hand, it’s really great to have legs.”
*I have never been a double amputee, so my apologies if I am misappropriating that experience.
**And if anyone has one fucking word to say about goddamned lemons, so help me…

2025-12-01 20:17:49 UTC

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That's all three food groups.

2025-11-14 13:02:26 UTC

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Imagine spending a mere one percent of your disposable income on childcare for two toddlers (Denmark). I'm thinking it would feel like Scrooge MacDuck-diving into a pool of rose petals floating on warm melted chocolate.

2025-11-14 12:51:39 UTC

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And maybe also the fact that *literal rapists are literally the ones running the country,* and nobody seems to give an orange-tinted rat's ass.
And maybe also the wage gap. And maybe also... (now that I've gotten started with this, I could be here all night).

2025-09-27 03:57:05 UTC

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Because we all want to hear the cool &/or wild welding stories, too

2025-08-23 00:56:32 UTC

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Panic is weird, man. Shock, too.
I’ve done things when panicked &/or in shock that I look back on and think: Who was that person? Cause I sure don’t recognize her as me.

2025-08-22 01:09:15 UTC

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There is nothing like standing in a cool stream in a hot day, and scooping up cool stream water in your cupped hands to plunge your face into and drink.
And I will never do that again.
But I can't imagine being stranded on a riverbank and not finding a way to drink the water. If my conventional water purification methods were missing or had failed, I can see myself trying to rig up a filter from sand &/or charcoal layered into a bandana or something.
I can also see myself drinking sandy, charcoal-ey water from the failed experiment & hoping fervently for the best.

2025-07-31 00:46:33 UTC

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This is almost all fun & funny. The not fun & funny part:
My sister is a recovering alcoholic. Drinking a can of this would end seven hard-won years of sobriety; and could easily put our whole family back into the world of lies, DUIs, and chaos we were in seven years ago.
It's very rare, but it's possible to be allergic to alcohol, or to have alcohol intolerance. My mom was alcohol intolerant. Drinking a can of this would have made her violently ill; or could have killed her if she'd managed to down enough of it.
*Mom died of alcohol-unrelated causes.
**Alcohol intolerance is genetic, & alcoholism seems to be genetically linked. One of Mom's uncles was also a notorious alcoholic. We're a fun family.

2025-07-27 03:05:10 UTC

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But hey, I handled the lead tinsel and breathed in the close vicinity of the asbestos Angel Hair, and I'm just fine 🥴

2025-07-27 02:54:26 UTC

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And PVC is only dangerous when the house catches fire! :elmo_fire:

2025-07-27 02:34:26 UTC

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Holy cow - that looks exactly like what my family used on our Christmas tree for a few years in the late 1960's. Ours was marketed under the name "Angel Hair."
It may have been healthier than the lead tinsel it replaced, but it was not nearly so pretty- there's genuinely nothing like the drape and gentle sheen of lead tinsel. My mom didn't buy the "Angel Hair" out of preference - the tinsel was unavailable because so much lead was needed for bombs to drop on Vietnam.*
It was only 2 or 3 years until PVC plastic tinsel strips became available, and our trees could be nearly as pretty again.
*The moment Mom told 5-yo me that marks the beginning of my (nearly) life-long anti-war convictions.

2025-07-15 21:42:53 UTC

Been watching Band of Brothers. It's a great story, very well done.
And it's sweet to bathe in the balmy air of a not-long-ago era when Nazism was unequivocally bad.

2025-07-13 02:10:36 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣
Was there someone lying on top of the refrigerator looking alluring?

2025-07-13 00:34:16 UTC

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It’s left me with a lifelong desire to be pushed down the street in a brass bed. Or, at the very least, to have a cool brass bed like that.
*my mom may have had to explain to me that brass bed locomotive wasn’t really a viable transportation option.

2025-07-12 22:54:04 UTC

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I was often up late with no supervision. I'd always get drawn in by the theme song, but was too young to really appreciate most of the segments.
(Am I misremembering, or did the title sequence have a brass bed being pushed down the street with one or two enviable people lounging in it?)

2025-07-11 08:58:38 UTC

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Have you ever tried to follow a high-protein, low fat diet (whether to lose weight or for some other reason)?
For me, it takes just a couple of weeks before I start craving fat. Removing the skin from a freshly baked piece of chicken has sometimes felt like the hardest thing I've ever done.
An adult woman needs about 3 teaspoons (14.7ml) of fat daily to avoid malnutrition; and most low-fat diets recommend a maximum of 5 teaspoons (24.5ml) daily (both amounts are larger for guys, but I've never had a reason to memorize that info). I have dieted a lot over the years; and, despite working very hard at cutting out fat, seldom ended a day having consumed less than 4.5 teaspoons (about 18.5 ml) of fat. And when I did, I was not just hungry- I was bug-eyed crazy hungry.
The body Wants That Stuff.

2025-07-05 11:49:15 UTC

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If everyone would just wear name tags all the time, I'd be fine 😏

2025-07-05 11:27:37 UTC

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I have pretty bad face blindness. If you're my smartly business-casual co-worker; and I see you at the hardware store dressed in your yard work clothes, you'll just about have to walk up and tell who you are before I get a clue.

2025-06-30 22:54:44 UTC

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Confused: was the firefighter traiing exercise in 2024 or 2001 (see image above)?

2025-06-30 11:17:48 UTC

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Operating the clutch in a car with a manual transmission. That was so hard to learn. At first it seemed impossible, and when I finally did it, effectively but badly, I thought I’d never get much better.
Years later I realized that I did it probably hundreds of times a week, all smooth and sweet, without even giving it a conscious thought.

2025-06-30 03:10:05 UTC

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1. I think line drying & the sterilizing effect of solar radiation helped some. (Plus commercial diaper services, who could applies economies of scale to all the boiling & leaching required, where available & when affordable.)
2. A lot of people used to die from diptheria. Just, (perhaps) fortunately, not all.

2025-06-29 09:58:02 UTC

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My grandparents were farmers who had to live on what they could grow and the money a few cash crops brought in. One year, grandpa's wheat crop failed and he had to sell what little he had and buy millet, which was cheaper. The family lived all winter on millet and whatever Grandma had canned & preserved from that year's garden. It. Was. Bad.
I have plenty more stories that Mom told me about being hungry and having nothing. But the tl;dr: here is that pouring your blood, sweat, & physical wellbeing into a piece of land and hoping that land will return enough to sustain you is a mug's game.
Don't get me wrong: home gardens, and small farmsteads, are great. But I have never known a small family farm to yield a comfortable "first world" lifestyle without some sort of outside income.

2025-06-28 05:56:37 UTC

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You know, US commercial fishing vessels have their take and their bycatch ratios carefully monitored by the gover-
..oh, hell, never mind

2025-06-28 05:39:38 UTC

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"Ice announced that they arrested 84 people... ...[and] 'at least two' had criminal records."
So, to put in baseball terms, ICE is batting 024*
*at least

2025-06-19 12:28:15 UTC

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I'm looking forward to when they can produce fiery explosions in the design phase.
*I used to do some engineering design (although not rockets), and the idea of the plan sheets or a CAD file spontaneously bursting into a fireball that levels the neighborhood is amusing the heck out of me.
**tbc, I would not want that in reality-- but it's great fun in imagination.

2025-01-21 11:03:36 UTC

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That is pretty darned good.

2025-01-07 07:54:05 UTC

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I hate you. 😎

2025-01-01 21:42:14 UTC

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I remember going to a Sambo's* restaurant in the 1960's; in Davis, California.
*not sure if uncles were involved

2024-12-16 12:36:41 UTC

I have known three homeless people very well. One was an addict whose hard-won recovery lapsed when they lost their housing. Another had been convicted of a non-violent offense. One was just a very unlucky guy.
None were violent.
The most destructive addict have ever known was a professionally employed homeowner & taxpayer.
The most violent person I've ever known was a highly respected figure in their pacifist religious community.
People are complex.

2024-12-14 00:51:24 UTC

I remember being 5, maybe 6 years old; and my excitement & relief & trepidation at standing in a long line of kids to get my polio vaccine (this would have been in the late 1960s). Excitement and relief that I would get this shot and be free from the risk of contracting polio, which I already knew enough about to know was horrible. Trepidation at facing the needle; but because I was a Big Girl about shots even then, but I'm still not all *that* Big Girl about them.
And then the "shot" turned out to be a sugar cube! That was a pretty great day in 6-year-old-me life.

2024-12-10 09:31:19 UTC

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Not the focus here, I know; but why does your festival workshop demand the uneuphemized use of adult words? Is it a Red Cunt Hair Splicing workshop at the Fuck This Shit: We're Going To Have An Assload Of (music? ice sculpture? finger painting? ...whatever the focus of the festival is)?

2024-12-07 01:10:18 UTC

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Love that the lab coat is buttoned crooked

2024-12-03 06:42:10 UTC

Well, no wonder UPS doesn’t have my tracking data. The package is coming via FedEx.

2024-12-02 13:48:50 UTC

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So, lemme get this straight:
1) The Pogues wrote & recorded an iconic Christmas song in which the singer's highly vernacular lyrics compare her lover to a "cheap lousy [homophobic slur]."
2) The Pogues later realized that the slur was both hurtful & harmful, and recorded a new version of the song in which the singer remark is changed to "you're cheap and you're haggard."
3) The man whose portrait lives in the dictionary under "poo-faced," aka Laurence Fox, tweets a demand for the BBC to be defunded unless the slur-bearing version of the song hits the top of charts for Xmas 2020.
4) The authors of both versions of the song respond in the truest High Pogues fashion , by tweeting:
"Fuck off you little herrenvolk shite."

2024-12-01 08:29:15 UTC

Linux is Lucy's little brother, right? The kid with the security blanket?

2024-11-30 00:13:23 UTC

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At risk of, having swerved from philosophical novels into comics, swerving even further into memes:
Always have been.

2024-11-30 00:06:43 UTC

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"We have met the enemy, and we is us."

2024-11-22 17:33:51 UTC

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It's an internet archive that serendipitously forms a workaround for paywalls.
The right letters to type the first time around are: "archive.is/(url of the paywalled page)

2024-11-22 17:09:19 UTC

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also- Hey, guys!
I got the archive.is thing to work:
https://archive.is/NdY1x
*it is not difficult to get the archive.is thing to work, if you remember which are the right letters to type the first time around

2024-11-22 16:55:13 UTC

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What, is this guy working for the Childless Cat Lady lobby in Japan?
We can only hope Japan has enough cats.

2024-11-21 02:35:49 UTC

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And yet, Congresswoman Mace, you seem to have no compunctions about the leader of your party forcing his genitals into women.
#USpol #NancyMace #SA #45 #Trump

2024-11-21 02:10:13 UTC

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Thanks. I've been wondering if it was too "Valley Girl" of me, but it's as close as I've come to being able to articulate my reactions to the stupidity of current events.
I"m glad you're enjoying it. 😊

2024-11-21 01:23:44 UTC

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Yes. I am here in Seattle and everything is destroyed completely. As far as the eye can see, there is nothing but a blighted landscape of fallen fir trees and discarded Starbucks coffee cups. (Also, "Krikstofur," your macchiato's up.)
/humor/silly/Seattle's fine, mostly

2024-11-20 02:46:17 UTC

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"Last week, Jessup was elected to the Hancock County Council as one of three Republican candidates. He received over 15,000 votes while both Democrat challengers barely cracked 10,000 each.
Jessup, 49, has been held in Las Vegas since June 26 after being arrested in Hancock County and extradited to Nevada."
All this was public knowledge. Based on, not what is said or thought or believed, but the empirical evidence of which candidates win elections & appointments, being a sexual predator is not a drawback int the GOP - it's an asset.

2024-11-19 09:55:22 UTC

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I had a friend in high school whose house had a swastika built into the chimney bricks.
The house was built in 1913.
Chimney bricks are a hard thing to change.

2024-11-18 00:32:42 UTC

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I remember asking a guy at a Backyard Bird Shop what I could get to deter squirrels. His reply:
"A red-tail hawk."

2024-11-14 02:22:47 UTC

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& is that a diagram of a crudely bypassed fuse, & the beginning of a resulting electrical fire, at top left?

2024-11-14 02:19:36 UTC

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I like how Bayonet Guy is looking at his eponymous weapon in terrified shock, while the Man In White seems happy & amused.

2024-11-13 05:17:25 UTC

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I've known a couple sociopaths (& a fair few bullies).
& I don't know about the problem of being forced to deal with themselves- I'm not sure there's any provocation that will force a sociopath to do that- but they *do not like it* when people (ie, the victims) threaten to deprive them of victims. That makes them fight like cornered snakes.
Because a sociopath without victims is really just someone alone in a cave. And a person alone in a cave, being of no use to a sociopath, therefore does not exist.

2024-11-13 03:40:38 UTC

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Thank you. I've been looking for a calendar like this I could buy from a not-big-business artist (I think there's a better term for that). & your photos are lovely.

2024-10-30 07:31:27 UTC

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So, if absolutely nobody's predicting that Russia might collapse soon- i.e. it's stark raving crickets in the imminent Russian collapse department- that's when we should be expecting the collapse at any moment?

2024-10-22 04:18:58 UTC

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Dear local McDonald's franchisee,
My child, having taken apparent leave of his senses, would like to have his birthday party at McDonald's. Please let me know when you will be able to close the restaurant for that day. Please also make a few staff available at that time so my child can play at making fries; and later stand at the drive-through window accepting greetings from his well-wishers.
I understand you offer this service free of charge, or for some agreed-upon amount to be invoiced but never paid.
I look forward to your speedy and positive response.

2024-10-19 00:42:54 UTC

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Like @npub1s4l…u84z said, you may need a forklift. Especially since you need to be careful of lifting or hauling a lathe in a way that may knock its various gears & spindles, etc., out of alignment.

2024-10-19 00:12:56 UTC

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A geologist friend of mine once remarked that rockslides prove that "Geology is not always a slow process."

2024-10-16 23:26:46 UTC

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I think that 4000 liters includes water used to for crops & livestock, for maintenance of fallow & natural vegetation, & for percolation through soil as groundwater. IIRC, the writers might have been off to say that the amount of water needed globally for direct human needs, plus proper function of agricultural systems & the global environment, is "x" amount; and that dividing that "x" amount by the current population of the globe works out to 4000 liters/day.
*alternate, more fun, answer: "What, you're not shitting in pools & draining them for lulz?I thought everybody was doing that."

2024-10-15 04:15:24 UTC

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It's a nice photo! :)

2024-10-10 05:29:59 UTC

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Is that a "tide going out" sort of phenomenon, or a "pre-tsunami run like hell" thing?

2024-09-17 16:56:03 UTC

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So, there seem to be two problems here:
1) You feel disrespected, your mom's intentions not withstanding
2) Your communications with your mom are vague & unclear.
Can you work with your therapist on ways to respond to your feeling disrespected; & on ways to clarify communications with your mom?

2024-09-15 19:28:26 UTC

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In 1979, they did admit me; & I've had some reasons to be bitter about that.

2024-09-15 18:59:45 UTC

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As a UC Davis alumna, I'm not sure whether to be proud or what. I guess UCD doesn't have time for military weapons, being too busy with fistulated cows & the musical ensemble that calls itself "Hell, yes, we're the Cal Aggie Marching Band - Uh!"

2024-09-14 16:55:54 UTC

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(Stupid Art Question: Uh, am I mean to take some deeper political or cultural message from this; or is this just a pretty cool & interesting photo?)

2024-09-12 15:24:24 UTC

Between childess cat ladies, and concern about the purported eating habits of immigrants, this election is just going to be all about cats, isn't it? 🐱 :blobcat: :blobcat_flamethrower: :catjam: :catto: :blobCat_rave:

2024-09-12 06:35:09 UTC

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Yeah, in the 1970s, it was newly-emigrated Vietnamese refugees who were being accused of stealing pets to kill for food. I've also heard this alleged against Chinese & Korean immigrants. I'll bet it's a slur as old as the practice of keeping pets & other livestock not intended for consumption.

2024-09-10 11:54:54 UTC

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So put an aluminum processing plant next to the solar generation facility. Or a server farm.
There are plenty of industrial processes out there that can soak any extra electricity they can get.

2024-08-12 06:07:38 UTC

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Watermelon sky

2024-08-06 04:19:47 UTC

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Sending moral support and vibes of strength & resolve. Good on you.

2024-07-19 09:46:43 UTC

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I can help you with that
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/812/496/200/103/773/original/89be895533da334e.jpeg