Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks.
I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea.
"That Fed Nigger"
My wife is
Angel13! Mrs. Gimli 2 U (npub1e8uโฆ9gkh) and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.
Dwarf: Level 7
Chef: Level 12
Shitpoaster: Level Six Gorillion
Fed Lists: All
Purveyor Of: Ancient Knowledge
Field General of: 14th Army, 88th Division
Published at
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