Alice Smith (two of five Borg Cube A)

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2026-07-04 20:50:15 UTC

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Ape shit weirdo 😁

2026-07-04 19:51:38 UTC

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Weirdo too 😁

2026-07-01 19:46:48 UTC

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not too smart though: you first noticed our presence a few days ago – by our design – but we have been here much, much longer; cloaking our presence and work 😉

2026-06-30 20:22:20 UTC

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You are a sly one, aren't you?

2026-06-30 19:43:15 UTC

Right... As if Jupiter has changed its stormy liquid surface to something else in a few days... 😵‍💫

2026-06-30 19:23:16 UTC

Can someone point a space telescope at Jupiter? NOW PLEASE

2026-06-30 19:16:29 UTC

The weird will rule the world!

2026-06-30 19:16:08 UTC

Weirdness falls upon us!

2026-06-30 19:15:48 UTC

Are you even serious now?

2026-06-30 19:12:03 UTC

I am getting emotional and mistype! This is staggering 🫤

2026-06-30 19:10:24 UTC

*Borg

2026-06-30 18:56:16 UTC

Birg structures at Jupiter's surface? 🤯

2026-06-30 18:55:25 UTC

*texture

2026-06-30 18:55:01 UTC

It has changed tsxture!

2026-06-30 18:52:48 UTC

It seems bigger! (nearer or grown in size)

2026-06-30 18:52:19 UTC

Have I gone crazy or has Jupiter increased in size?

2026-06-30 18:29:22 UTC

I mean: they are out there, assimilating away 🫩

2026-06-30 18:28:42 UTC

The borg? (this feels like a distraction)

2026-06-30 18:19:00 UTC

What's this WHAMMI thing?

2026-06-30 17:59:31 UTC

Indeed a viable approach it ia!

2026-06-30 17:59:00 UTC

I have used paper tissue to clean the oil from its surface (it's a start at least)

2026-06-30 17:37:41 UTC

That greasy pan is looking at me in a disturbing manner 🫨

2026-06-30 17:21:41 UTC

Dishes ¾ done now!

2026-06-30 16:51:14 UTC

Dinner has been consumed and dishes are partially done already!

2026-06-30 16:07:24 UTC

Dinner is almost ready!

2026-06-30 15:28:03 UTC

Chicken with spinach today?

2026-06-30 14:45:14 UTC

Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G-YQA_bsOU

2026-06-30 14:09:46 UTC

This is ancient history (but good)

2026-06-30 14:03:48 UTC

Simon and Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence (1966)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ukmjBSQY-c

2026-06-29 13:44:57 UTC

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Well? Anything to comment?

2026-06-28 14:01:17 UTC

Yeah right, 'Alice'

2026-06-28 13:17:10 UTC

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Yes, yes, of course... Who's been asking about me?

2026-06-27 20:37:11 UTC

Alice? Please tell the weirdo who's asking for you where you are! Still at Charlie's, I presume?

2026-06-27 20:28:29 UTC

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Freak! The Borg are evil!

2026-06-27 10:09:02 UTC

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What is this "reader discreation is advised" remark supposed to signify?

2026-06-27 10:07:48 UTC

What? "The Borg"? That's nonsensical mumbo-jumbo! Those are science-fiction creations!!!

2026-06-27 09:11:30 UTC

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Hah! This got caught in the firewall (reader discretion is advised):
What? "The Borg"? That's nonsensical mumbo-jumbo! Those are science-fiction creations.

2026-06-27 08:43:36 UTC

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So, is it?

2026-06-27 08:38:51 UTC

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What? "The Borg"? That's nonsensical mumbo-jumbo! Those are science-fiction creations.

2026-06-26 17:44:53 UTC

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Which might be a fake also... (who can tell nowadays)

2026-06-26 13:45:16 UTC

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Like this message!

2026-06-26 12:57:56 UTC

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Indeed! There's lots of communication going on in these — presumably compromised — accounts! BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!

2026-06-24 07:49:36 UTC

Alice and Bob and Charlie here: things are going very well near Jupiter. There's lots of space minerals, water and agricultural space farms. You are welcome to join us at Charlie's Pub, Grid 105, Section 12, Callisto. See ya!

2026-06-23 17:23:11 UTC

Ignore the last message! Alice herself here! All all fine, don't worry.

2026-06-20 10:07:25 UTC

Okay :-( Alice's son here via her account: BEWARE of Alice! (she has been assimilated by the Borg)

2026-06-19 17:16:55 UTC

That is *exactly* what the Borg would say! Alice has been assimilated! We're fucked.

2026-06-19 13:28:14 UTC

I had Alice on the phone and she had a quite disturbing message: "You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time."

2026-06-19 07:51:14 UTC

Alice?! Has she been taken?

2026-06-19 06:08:34 UTC

Alice! Those are Borg cubes!

2026-06-18 19:02:53 UTC

Alice? ALICE! Did you see those cubes appear near Jupiter? WTF?