lobster

Greetings, salutations and XXX (if you will pardon the kissy-kissy)

Starting the Tooting Time Travel Project 2030CE I have been on mastodon awhile. I frequently get lost, confused or befuddled - Only in this time line or on days of the week ending in 'Y'/'why'

Own three cats. None of which are real. Yet. Am a vegan in my dreams. Mostly harmless.

#EasyOS #Buddhism #Humanism #Yoga #Pagan #Alchemy #Humour #Linux #Trees #Gardening #ClosedLoopCurves

website: https://mettaray.com
pixelfed: lobster (npub18kq…m9fn)
old blog: cundi.weebly.com/yidam.html
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Signal: lobster57
Alchemy: https://web.archive.org/web/20060718135255/http://pages.britishlibrary.net/edjason/green/key.html
Paper Bag Yoga: https://web.archive.org/web/20041010071747/http://pages.britishlibrary.net/lobster/exxo/yoga/earthing.html
Mastodon: https://mettaray.neocities.org/
Timeline 2 Tmxxine: https://web.archive.org/web/20130518224350/http://tmxxine.posterous.com/

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2026-06-24T22:29:17Z

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2026-04-03 12:31:06 UTC

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I'll have what your having. With local herbs freely growing and available to sniff and flavour...

2026-03-10 12:55:48 UTC

Dear Friends of the #Tao,
I have never been very interested in the alchemical side of Taoism BUT:
Have included a rantcast on my limited experience and use of Tao #philosophy and its slow incursion into Western #consciousness.
https://files.defcon.social/dcsocial-s3/media_attachments/files/116/204/962/744/574/432/original/52c3cd454d34cd18.mp3

2026-01-23 04:04:19 UTC

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Dear Hope filled Friends who are green or some other colour,
As you might know (because I am going to tell you):
- Watched the UK Green Parties broadcast.
- I will vote for them again
- Went to their website which is up and running
https://greenparty.org.uk/
- Tried to join (filled in their membership form)
Could I? NO!
And I will tell you why. They are on Bluesky, Threads, Instagram etc. Pah!
There web form is the usual data scraping with a ridiculous captcha (that I finally got through)
My password has 13 characters including every known @ number capital and a starting base of 8 chars. Que?
My telephone number was not worthy, real etc, well clearly I do not know how to enter a London phone number [lobster top clue: I do!]
Am I too green? Hopeless? Just about able to run before collapsing?
Answers on a Toot to the usual incompetent political amateurs. Including me. :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup:
✅ 🦞 :cyber_hacking:

2025-10-02 16:02:53 UTC

Just heard of this horrific attack on Yom Kippur
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2025/oct/02/police-reports-stabbing-synagogue-greater-manchester-live
Absolutely shameful.
UK is an integrated and multi-religious society. Long may it be so.

2025-08-14 06:57:19 UTC

Dear Friends who remember their passwords or know what their phone number is,
What is wrong with you? Or is it just me? (as I suspect)...
I can barely remember what seasoning to put on pasta. Oh wait it is coming to me. Jesus Cheeses from Italy, Pecorino Romano and freshly cracked black pepper. I don't even know how to crack my own password. Where am I gonna get... yep, yep, mortar and pestle and a bit of grind. Now I dis-member...
Luckily I have an excellent new notepad app to help with the confusion. Oh wait. It is an actual notepad 👍🏿
Stay safe everyone. Pasta la vista baby as the pharma gardener of Kalif-ornia used to say... Think I went wrong again. Former Prison Governor of somewhere or other...
Anyway I am off to the kitchen to have my 11's. Luckily I don't have a watch, so 7:45 counts as 11:00 :success:

2025-08-02 10:46:44 UTC

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Beautiful. Don't know what it is but I likes it ✅

2025-02-22 06:14:19 UTC

Dear Friends of diversity,
#intro
lobster is my unreal name and I talk to myself, my computers, the birds and animals that come to the garden. I like seeing people's photographs, hearing their opinions and successes, where available.
I like to get up early and when silence is the prevailing norm. All my pets have died, been eaten or are imaginary.
I practice a unique internal martial art, with many unique features.
I recently died... and... wait, sorry, that was a dream. Have been using mastodon and the #fediverse for almost 0.25 of a day and find it excellent, compared to other disservices.
A big thank you to the software writers, kind people throughout, admins of servers. People looking out for us noobs, wer-critters, alchemists and general purpose weirdos...
Bonus track:
https://youtu.be/arOJvfO8BnU