sampo

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2025-12-19 18:04:11 UTC

I've been watching some chinese animu that crunchyroll WILL NOT STOP shilling to me and it's not that bad actually. the post-watch clarity hits hard though, I have betrayed japan and will have to suffer the consequences

2025-11-09 18:04:09 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws they got bigger again

2025-11-09 17:48:32 UTC

I'm addicted to dubai chocolate, I'm so sorry I made fun of the name

2025-07-31 12:03:15 UTC

if youtube starts carding everyone they're gonna lose money. we're talking millions in superchat revenue from me alone

2025-07-25 13:08:21 UTC

british government doing god's work, get these fish stick eating toothbrush averse tea drinking motherfuckers out of my web sites
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2025-03-30 18:37:15 UTC

decided to have a cheat meal today so I got two pizzas and then fell asleep for 5 hours. I am a disgusting pig and now I'm gonna work out at 11pm

2025-02-26 14:41:04 UTC

I'll look at pictures of the x37b but the fact that it's a BOEING and they call it a space PLANE makes me think that no one should ever go near that thing. you literally can't go on a normal plane at this point without dying screaming in a ball of fire

2025-02-14 15:48:45 UTC

dang I forgot that it's valentine's day, there's a few sex havers at work that I wanted to shame. too late now I figure

2025-01-11 16:15:33 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…tm9m I don't really get the "why" here. at least marilyn manson had a reason

2025-01-10 21:48:58 UTC

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@nprofile…pz9v you're underestimating me, I only click when I'm sure that it's a prolapsed asshole. it's my sixth sense

2025-01-10 15:17:46 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t if they have nothing better to do when their town is falling apart in like 15 different ways then sure, let them. MSG takes trump, they will take hololive as well

2025-01-10 14:54:57 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t I doubt anyone who's inclined to buy tickets would care about that per se, but depending on how things go the area might be a big mess. the venue is approximately where the arrow is pointing. I could see some logistical issues coming up if there's a lot of burned down shit nearby that needs to get cleaned up.
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2025-01-09 16:35:59 UTC

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@nprofile…7ytg zoomers may have some brain damage but if they manage to pull off the sex haver genocide I will kneel

2025-01-04 12:42:43 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru there's a whole community out there. used to be that you had to get your bone hurt by a woman kicking it, the juice is just cheaper

2025-01-03 21:19:44 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t oh lol, I've seen a bunch of it but I had no idea.
I'm looking at a list on wikipedia and I also see escape from tarkov, that was very popular for a hot minute. as well as a title called "sex with stalin"

2025-01-03 21:02:13 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t the chinese are crushing it but are there really russian games? other than russian roulette

2025-01-02 20:57:22 UTC

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@nprofile…a880 you don't know what it's like to be me

2025-01-02 20:56:07 UTC

new rogan episode is borderline pornographic, I could listen to this bryan hubbard guy describe what he had for breakfast for 10 hours. I haven not seen what he looks like but I'm guessing it could actually take 10 hours

2025-01-01 19:44:51 UTC

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@nprofile…ynjf gay frogs disagree

2025-01-01 18:22:23 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t oh yeah I've heard about that, all my friends who are trying to quit cigarettes have switched to pork
sounds good for real though.

2025-01-01 18:07:13 UTC

I started the new year on a positive note by sleeping in and then going out to get a pizza.

2024-12-31 22:47:44 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru you have to drink all the milk

2024-12-31 22:38:35 UTC

what am I reading
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2024-12-31 21:38:14 UTC

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@nprofile…0fkk fr ong

2024-12-30 21:04:30 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru now the planes blow up during take off, landing problem solved

2024-12-30 21:02:08 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru I say we just take the wheels off and start landing planes in these things
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2024-12-30 20:59:58 UTC

we gotta get rid of the landing gear in these planes dude, it was worth a try but shit isn't working out

2024-12-30 06:36:40 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru yeah I think a court ordered you not to

2024-12-30 06:33:25 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru every time I say something stupid I'm counting the seconds it takes for you to latch on, I fucking knew it

2024-12-30 06:30:22 UTC

carter dead at 100? such a spry young age for an aspiring politician, it's sad to see

2024-12-29 19:37:25 UTC

the coke runs out eventually
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2024-12-29 13:56:06 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru we gotta get rid of these birds man

2024-12-29 13:52:27 UTC

was it a boeing? I just saw the headline but didn't click yet

2024-12-29 08:58:11 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru I wonder if the best way to guide standardization is to put it into law at all
I also found out that this directive is the reason why phones don't come with a charger anymore which I'm kind of buttmad about, there's so many uses for those things and I always have too few

2024-12-29 08:46:11 UTC

I'm very disappointed that the EU didn't pick a 2 pin IEC M12 connector for the standard charging port. this one is rated for 250VDC/4A which should make for some fast charging
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2024-12-28 20:09:34 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru familypilled celebrationcels mad

2024-12-28 12:47:13 UTC

but guys, have you tried voting harder

2024-12-26 19:46:12 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t and I wouldn't want it any other way. god bless

2024-12-26 19:25:33 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t I'm looking down at all this filth from my ivory tower of idol culture where everyone pretends to be a lesbian and I SPIT ON IT

2024-12-24 19:19:21 UTC

santa knows that NORAD stood down on 9/11, that's why they're tracking him. he's trying to get the truth out, my presents this year were wrapped in documents about vigilant guardian

2024-12-24 18:57:05 UTC

had a big christmas meal by myself, I'll say it was tasty even though I was the one cooking. got the cat some treats as a present too. now we're both fat and sleepy

2024-12-24 18:45:50 UTC

now that I think about it, why don't they ever make movies about communists who dress really well

2024-12-24 18:33:43 UTC

do you guys know about this vidya-to-hitler pipeline
actually never mind, some of you do
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2024-12-24 17:54:22 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru @nprofile…vrgz he figured out the loophole. you only need 217 different hats, they will never find out

2024-12-24 17:48:29 UTC

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@nprofile…vrgz explains so much about germany

2024-12-24 17:04:37 UTC

if santa claus comes to my house I'm gonna hold him hostage and demand that the coca cola company cease all drug running and regime change CIA operations in south america that they're without a doubt involved in

2024-12-24 14:49:02 UTC

my brain is so fucked up, when I see a youtube video that's like 16 minutes I immediately discard it as a "tiktok"

2024-12-24 11:36:19 UTC

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@nprofile…rugn you have truly become a monster

2024-12-24 11:31:17 UTC

what's it going to be guys
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2024-12-23 17:42:22 UTC

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@nprofile…vrgz I've heard the ads and I never looked into it but I assumed it's not what it says it is

2024-12-23 17:20:53 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 I'm so done with this place, I'm gonna delete my account and go eat some SHIT

2024-12-23 16:31:57 UTC

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@nprofile…qcrj it sneaks in to following too, it doesn't matter

2024-12-23 16:04:37 UTC

it seems that I can't give twitter enough money for them to stop putting unsolicited politics shitting in my home page. I JUST want to see vtuber bullshit dude, I promise I won't ask how tesla sources batteries

2024-12-23 15:49:00 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t if he was doing blackmail for intelligence like I assume he's getting nothing but a bullet in the back of the head. sure he's "their guy" but people obviously decided that he's served his purpose, it's over

2024-12-23 15:36:06 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 nothing is souls like or deck building because those are both pretty fun
everything is survival craft

2024-12-23 07:58:15 UTC

it's funny how astrobot is such an example of no-bullshit fun vidya that it got the game of the year even though no one has a ps5 and never will

2024-12-21 18:13:35 UTC

I'm gonna play the indiana jones game. hopefully it's not very long and I can actually finish it

2024-12-21 17:50:29 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru @nprofile…yxx4 do you have brain damage, turkey is delicious

2024-12-21 15:54:53 UTC

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@nprofile…ynjf I looked at some photos and she has ozempic face. architect on suicide watch

2024-12-21 15:50:17 UTC

why is pierce brosnan architectposting suddenly back

2024-12-21 15:03:06 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t such hypocrisy, doing this is directly anti-communist. this is from memory so it might not be verbatim but I believe mao once said:
let one hundred flowers bloom in the arts and in video game studios, because when I see a big butt on my screen I take a great leap forward

2024-12-19 14:10:10 UTC

I don't even play any of this gacha nonsense but I just don't get it. it used to be widely understood that butt is how you sell things. why is it that suddenly it's an endless struggle just to have some butt in your face. and once you have it there, it could go at any second if you're not vigilant. give the people what they want and THEY WILL SHOWER YOU WITH CASH. why is that such a hard thing now
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2024-12-17 21:35:09 UTC

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@nprofile…a880 the nuke would be sitting on the ground and the drones would be buzzing around sniffing for radiation and shit. supposedly

2024-12-16 15:47:45 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t I've just noticed that youtube really wants me to watch it, it's constantly in the side bar. I just keep screaming at the computer 3DPD GET OUT REEE

2024-12-16 15:36:01 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t little timmy got traumatized for life by the anime girls, not because of what they did but because he had to take his eyes off ukraine war tiktoks for an hour

2024-12-16 15:25:21 UTC

I'm gonna need a studio version of mint and doki singing the stupid fucking lonely island song, it's so retarded

2024-12-16 05:21:16 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t fucking lonely island dude. I haven't even thought about that in 15 years

2024-12-16 05:11:43 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t beautiful. thank you
I'm roflmaoing looking at the track listing in the comments. nice to see that doki has a couple songs too, her singing voice is cute even though she's not good at it

2024-12-15 17:43:01 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru I know it was hard on you but calm down

2024-12-15 17:24:57 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru >made with irish potatoes
>the bag is empty

2024-12-15 13:09:52 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru @nprofile…0fkk if I wash my hair every day with soap and shit it's a complete disaster, impossible to control. soap once a week, just water on the others.

2024-12-14 19:50:02 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t I am so fucking jealous dude. those fuckers who have tickets, I want their names and addresses

2024-12-14 19:47:32 UTC

>the new elden ring is gonna be co op
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2024-12-01 17:25:43 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 I logged in and it gave me a shit ton of xp and cool items and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do now

2024-12-01 17:24:10 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 yeah. I guess I'll have to start over

2024-12-01 17:20:12 UTC

I tried to come back to diablo 4 after being too lazy to touch it for a long time and it gave me some giant xp boost and now I don't even know what the point is. great.

2024-10-18 17:51:53 UTC

I saw some stuff about how trump and kamala both wanna get on rogan now and I had this daydream where he gets them both on at the same time and gives them mushrooms and they talk about chimpanzees for 3 hours

2024-10-01 12:24:50 UTC

do advertisements actually work on some people? or is it just the biggest house of cards in the history of ever
I just can't believe that blasting sounds and colors in your face makes you buy shit

2024-08-28 20:55:58 UTC

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@npub1vwr…fnzd I'm baffled that TV people don't all commit suicide, maybe it's the cocaine that saves them

2024-07-19 18:36:03 UTC

I saw pictures of the trump event and if I'm seeing this correctly there was a sculpture made out of cheese, as well as people wearing blocks of cheese as hats in the crowd. Apparently there's a bunch of cheese in wisconsin and nothing else. learn something new every day

2024-03-12 10:54:54 UTC

Honestly I'm just in shock and disbelief, what a sell out. you gotta keep the skirt on and tease, that's the whole fucking point. tears in the rain

2024-03-12 10:49:54 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t probably not long enough for anyone to notice that I'm missing.

2024-03-12 10:46:04 UTC

I hurt my back today, not lifting but when I bent down to pick something off the floor. I'm starting to see what the point is with euthanasia

2024-03-12 10:41:46 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t it's a plot by the WEF to make western men fail their semen retention streaks

2024-03-12 10:34:58 UTC

finnster posting cock, it's over, west has fallen. dumping all stock

2024-03-06 14:09:11 UTC

I have so many ideas that I need to dump on someone but everything I think about is so dumb and gay that I just can't. I'm gonna become one of those people who hand out pamphlets at the bus stop