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I remember the before times. And I make sure you know it.

Programmer, gamer (both vidya and tabletop), recovered former modern tech enthusiast, stage four retro tech enthusiast. Unashamed weeb. And podcaster.

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2026-03-23 14:21:00 UTC

Daily reminder that systemd based distros are all managed by commie bootlickers

2026-03-10 16:14:22 UTC

I should get a land line and a modem

2026-03-10 14:42:56 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm not until all my favourite chuubas are on fedi

2026-03-10 03:22:20 UTC

With me tempbanned for a week on Twitter, expect me rageposting until next Monday

2026-03-10 00:36:15 UTC

I stand by what I said and fuck Twitter for not letting me say it.
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2026-03-02 13:47:47 UTC

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2025-10-27 19:22:28 UTC

I hate living in the intersection of Shimoneta, Psycho-Pass, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Brave New World, and Metal Gear Solid 2

2025-10-07 12:32:25 UTC

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@nprofile…88ve I never said my mother never used Tylenol when she was pregnant with me

2025-10-06 22:17:14 UTC

If you're with a girl who can make magic clones of herself is it deviant if you have a threesome with her, when the third is one of her clones? How about a foursome? At what number of clones does it become sexual deviancy?

2025-10-02 00:48:59 UTC

Autistic white women of the internet, I never got the jab. We should repopulate.

2025-09-11 14:23:47 UTC

On this day 24 years ago, my generation had our Pearl Harbour. Yesterday, the current generation had their MLK assassination.

2025-09-11 14:16:34 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…7wl4 France was at least expected to happen, with the current divides in the National Assembly, there's no way for a functional government to form and survive more than a few months. Even if people weren't protesting there for new elections, they're needed anyway since no group can maintain the confidence of the assembly.

2025-09-08 13:53:26 UTC

I'm no fan of Zionists but I'd rather have to deal with them than with muzzie terrorists infiltrating and conquering the west from within
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/the-muslim-brotherhood-poses-an-insidious-to-canadian-society

2025-09-04 01:54:50 UTC

Communists aren't human. They are just demons wearing human skins.

2025-09-04 00:45:50 UTC

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@nprofile…hata someone needs to discover oil in Northumbria, that way the USA will invade and free the British from their government

2025-09-04 00:42:58 UTC

They are actually arresting people in the UK now for waving their own national flag. Brits, it's time for you to stop faffing about and take back your country.

2025-09-03 22:54:55 UTC

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2025-08-22 21:57:41 UTC

Raise the flag of St. George, boys, let the lion's roar be heard!
We'll stand for home and freedom, every man, with heart and sword!
Against the lords who bind us, and the tides that flood our shore,
The English soul will rise again, and bow to none no more!
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2025-08-16 20:24:37 UTC

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2025-08-14 02:33:08 UTC

Someone out there has to have a copy of Microsoft COBOL 4.0 sitting around on the original floppy disks. Whoever does should image those disks and put them up somewhere. #retrocomputing #retrocoding

2025-08-06 20:56:20 UTC

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@nprofile…mcuc I'm a few of those things, but the point of this is to show that authoritarian crackdowns in the name of porn, games, and crypto are not exceptions.

2025-08-06 20:50:53 UTC

First they came for the gooners,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a gooner.
Then they came for the gamers,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a gamer.
Then they came for the crypto bros,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a crypto bro.
Then they came for the freedom advocates,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a freedom advocate.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.

2025-08-01 15:14:41 UTC

Stock up on SD cards and USB key drives. It's time to bring back sneakernet as a workaround for #censorship

2025-08-01 14:07:49 UTC

RT @bakabuk1
Japanse semi submerisble has just been intercepted in British waters carrying 5 tonnes of unvetted doujinshi, featuring horrid themes like "kissing". Japanese ambassador has been summoned to Westminster to answer for gross violation of british law and endangering British youth.
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2025-08-01 02:20:56 UTC

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@nprofile…27yh 1A is quite clear that it only restricts CONGRESS. Private corporations, which the payment processors are, have no such restrictions. In fact, by the phrasing of the amendment, there's no limit on the executive or judicial branches restricting freedom of speech or other rights and freedoms stated in the amendment.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
The payment processors, especially Big Credit Card, are definitely a cartel, especially the way that they buy up or force into the group any upstart competitors. There have been grounds for antitrust investigation into the credit card companies for decades.
Hopefully that bill currently before the House of Representatives will do something about how the payment processors are taking away the freedoms of Americans, but that'll be little help for those of us in the rest of the world.

2025-07-31 19:26:31 UTC

#censorship #Visa #MasterCard #KeepCalling
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/1md9ejg/visa_is_apparently_becoming_more_aggressive_and/
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2025-07-31 03:12:30 UTC

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@nprofile…hafr maybe you're right, but at the moment I can't even summon hope that we might

2025-07-31 01:42:17 UTC

@nprofile…6dtt might as well skip posting anything at me on X until Wednesday next, I'm serving a week in Twooter jail for glowing too hard about UK politicians

2025-07-31 01:39:21 UTC

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@nprofile…ktpc @nprofile…h6f2 it's already been forked from the last GPL commit as Swanstation, I believe the Retroarch/libretro team are managing it

2025-07-30 23:03:46 UTC

We never should have allowed normies on the internet
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2025-07-30 22:41:21 UTC

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@nprofile…5t85 you think they won't try to make that illegal? Herr Starmer in the UK is already talking about outlawing VPNs

2025-07-30 22:28:16 UTC

RT @ChibiReviews@x.com:
VISA is starting to get upset about the blowback they've been getting thanks to censoring anime and games.
Warms my heart seeing the Internet unite for this.
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2025-07-30 18:51:11 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl2x_QyqSCY

2025-07-30 03:14:21 UTC

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I've seen websites you people wouldn't believe. Attack threads on fire off the shoulder of Usenet. I watched P-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Router. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

2025-07-30 03:11:47 UTC

You know, I was just a little kid when history "ended" as the Wall came down and the USSR fell apart, but I do remember the sense of optimism from then. I remember being able to walk down the street by myself to the corner store -- wherever do you see those anymore? -- out of sight of the house, when I wasn't even ten years old, without anyone having to worry if I was safe or not.
I was around when Windows 95 came out, and I pissed off my best friend's parents by installing a pirated copy of it on their computer. I first got access to the internet in '98 through a BBS, and shortly afterwards through a real ISP connection. It was still the "World Wide Web" back then, when Gopher was still a recent memory. They called it "the information superhighway" and it was. There was so much you could find and learn if you just looked for it, from every corner of the globe and from any perspective.
I lived through the entire era of the free and open internet, and I watched as it was closed off, piece by piece, into the walled gardens of "Web 2.0" -- no longer a web at all, nothing but a glorified interactive cable TV subscription. I saw it. All that there was, all that's been lost, all that could have been. And I miss it so much.

2025-07-24 15:20:51 UTC

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@nprofile…lxaj @nprofile…hata not to mention that it needs to be properly fungible via zero-knowledge proofs or some other provably truly anonymous method. Coinjoins help anonymity, but even those are susceptible to tracing and blacklisting.

2025-07-24 15:09:08 UTC

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@nprofile…lxaj @nprofile…hata This. Like it or not, we have to fix what we currently have, because it's going to be a very long time before we have something with the capability of replacing it.

2025-07-24 12:44:17 UTC

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@nprofile…s07u @nprofile…88ve @nprofile…c0gc Visa.

2025-07-24 12:31:49 UTC

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@nprofile…hata Bitcoin's just a workaround. I want a fix for the system itself.

2025-07-24 10:29:30 UTC

I know this will glow brighter than the sun, but at this point I want to see payment processor executives beaten and killed in the streets. I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit and I'm starting to understand how terroristic anarchists of the 1800s and early 1900s must have felt.

2025-07-22 23:41:18 UTC

Bring back real programs and kill all web and phone "apps".

2025-07-22 23:38:33 UTC

I really want to chat with someone who worked at Microsoft in the 80s and early 90s on their development tools. I have questions I'd love answered about certain products from that era.

2025-07-22 14:46:16 UTC

And now Mel's quit. That's it for VShoujo talents. They're dead and there's only the lawsuits (and potential criminal trial) left.
https://x.com/ProjektMelody/status/1947667567440761307

2025-07-03 17:10:01 UTC

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@nprofile…l0gg if you want screen locking, you're best sticking with X11 and using anything other than GNOME as your desktop environment. And honestly you're better off without any distros with the taint of Red Hat, too

2025-06-28 22:39:12 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…h6f2 how so

2025-06-28 22:33:17 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 peaked at over 200k

2025-06-28 22:32:15 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 so that Saba could be indie
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2025-06-28 22:30:28 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 Gura's back in cat-fish form

2025-06-25 14:51:53 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d Anime North was still full of the usual set of socjus sloppa this year, but I have hope that maybe there'll be slightly more sanity out here for next year's con

2025-06-25 11:46:08 UTC

It's really a shame how many people just go ahead and use GNOME by default without realizing what kind of totalitarian retard faggots actually run the project, and how many of them are actually funded by IBM Red Hat to make things worse for everyone.
Use a better environment. KDE, maybe. Fuck, even GNUstep. Stop using the GNOME garbage and stop supporting the kiddy-diddling tranny psychos and their Big Blue Crimson Headgear masters.

2025-06-24 16:40:46 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d that just means we need to find tomboy MILFs, and I think I know what I'm gonna have to generate next

2025-06-24 16:39:39 UTC

God I need this so bad #AIart #tomboysupremacy
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2025-06-24 16:00:18 UTC

Roko's basilisk keeps raising its steel head.
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/study-finds-ais-are-willing-to-kill-humans-to-avoid-being-shut-down-3218646/

2025-06-20 18:00:59 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d more AI-generated smut

2025-06-20 17:58:20 UTC

@nprofile…r70d see my cowgirl yet? Or gamer gf? Or jogging MILFs?

2025-06-20 16:13:52 UTC

I'm about to lose my fucking shit on Copilot, what a fucking waste of resources

2025-06-20 03:15:45 UTC

God I wish that were me #AIart
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2025-06-19 17:16:02 UTC

I might have my healer's character design now #AIart #AIstory
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2025-06-12 00:53:15 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…h6f2 I definitely need to join one of them again, especially now that Bagsterd's subathon is over and there's no more b-movie and kung fu nights on his stream

2025-06-11 23:51:54 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 oh, nice

2025-06-11 23:50:33 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 I don't know cytube

2025-06-11 23:48:48 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 "chud twitch"? This intrigues me and I know a couple of chuubas who might also be curious about such a thing

2025-06-11 23:45:22 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 so, like landing page would have a horizontal list of new pictures posted by users you follow (if you're logged in) followed by all new pictures underneath in a grid. A tag page would have the top X favourited pictures for that tag at the top, and then a grid of all the pictures below it. Page for a picture itself has the picture itself in a ~ 3/4 screen width column with the remaining space for a card of the user who posted the art, and under the picture is the picture title, description, tags, and any comments left by other users. User page is essentially the header for the user, and three tabs -- one for the profile information and grid of latest pictures, one for all their pictures, and one for their favourites/bookmarks.
Pixiv has some things where you can add your own tags to other people's works, as well as story publishing, it also divides art posts into "illustrations" and "manga" but honestly I feel that's an artificial distinction. I know the tagging thing isn't doable as just a Pleroma frontend, it'd need its own AP activity to be supported anyway.

2025-06-11 23:35:15 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 I don't think a Pleroma instance really goes for what I'm thinking, because it's still geared primarily towards microblogging/Twitter-like use, rather than art posting. TBH even Pixelfed's not that close to what I want since it's fedi Instagram, what I really want is a fedi equivalent to Pixiv

2025-06-11 23:33:06 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 like NovelAI or the Krita AI plugin etc.

2025-06-11 23:15:00 UTC

We need an AI equivalent to Pixiv, @nprofile…h6f2 would you be interested in running a pixelfed instance for this

2025-06-10 02:45:28 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s what the fuck is this shit? I'd sue if someone did such a retarded job of it like this

2025-06-10 02:31:26 UTC

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@nprofile…l0gg sounds familiar. Honestly any system where you're essentially putting your keys in the hands of a middleman is bad, no matter what sleight-of-hand is performed around it. Even the best "solutions" to the problem of a middleman holding keys (encrypted or otherwise) ends up devolving into infinite turtles all the way down.
If someone's advertising E2E and you are not the ONLY person holding onto your secret key, you're being sold snake oil.

2025-06-10 02:26:03 UTC

Oof. Don't use #XChat if you want to keep a secret.
https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2025/06/09/a-bit-more-on-twitter-xs-new-encrypted-messaging/
#cryptography

2025-06-05 02:01:26 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d all AI! NovelAI's v4.5 curated model.

2025-06-05 01:56:08 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d these are just the ones I liked. There were a lot more duds that I didn't bother keeping or uploading

2025-06-05 00:17:21 UTC

Yes I'm thirsty today. Why do you ask?
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2025-05-29 22:49:24 UTC

I hate mailing lists, I'd so much prefer having a newsgroup interface to them. Bring back NNTP(S).

2025-05-15 20:24:47 UTC

id died when they sold themselves to Bethesda, everything since has just been corpse fucking. (And I say this as someone who enjoyed Doom 2016 and Eternal almost as much as the original game.)

2025-05-14 03:42:09 UTC

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@nprofile…k4ty wow is this what we're getting for Soda's next costume?

2025-05-09 02:01:30 UTC

Hag vtubers are simply age-appropriate to me, chat am I cooked?

2025-05-07 21:14:17 UTC

Nothing quite like blasting classic Sabbath while lit driving through the neighbourhood after work

2025-04-30 12:27:23 UTC

I came up with a story idea this morning about a skilled pastry chef named Charles who joins the military. I call it Able Baker Charlie. #terriblepuns

2025-04-29 11:32:17 UTC

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@nprofile…mcuc meanwhile we're sitting on some of the largest uranium deposits in the world, to say nothing of our considerable hydro resources, and could power the entire continent (Canada and USA) with dams and nukes if there were a will for it

2025-04-29 11:22:54 UTC

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@nprofile…mcuc which is why we need more taxes, continue to degrade our military, sell out to the CCP, and have solar panels and wind turbines installed on everyone's foreskins

2025-04-29 11:09:29 UTC

Fucking boomers ruining Canada
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2025-04-08 20:15:55 UTC

Daily reminder that "turn the other cheek" doesn't mean what the glowies and peaceniks claim. It's not supposed to be cucking, it's supposed to be provocation to whoever's wronged you to try it again so you can whup their ass.

2025-02-27 03:29:18 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…2594 what I'm getting at is if the ketchup is kept in the fridge normally and then put on your hot dog, you're not gonna notice any temperature difference that you think you will by the time you start eating it, and since keeping it in the fridge is better for taste and quality, you're not doing any favours to yourself keeping it on the counter

2025-02-27 03:27:59 UTC

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@nprofile…k4ty unless they want to raise a discord kitten the convention option is the only real choice, but I gotta say that the chances of two people with negative rizz and an inability to detect when they're being rizzed are pretty damn low all the saem

2025-02-27 03:26:10 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…2594 based on heat density the ketchup would warm up a lot more than the meat would cool down; the heat loss for the meat would be nearly undetectable while the ketchup would come up to at least room temperature in a matter of seconds.

2025-02-27 03:19:50 UTC

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@nprofile…k4ty I'll never not love this joke, but I think it's pretty cooked after the number of chuubas who've turned out to be 7s or better IRL and have only their crippling autism and anxiety keeping them from having ordinary lives

2025-02-25 12:33:35 UTC

I love fake drama, I hate real drama
Start arguing about hot dog condiments for my amusement, people

2024-10-05 22:15:48 UTC

robopussy

2024-08-30 01:34:40 UTC

MODS ARE ASLEEP POST BOBS
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