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2026-04-10 21:59:32 UTC

#Foods They Said Were Unhealthy That Actually Help You Live Longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbrsDG2szTo
00:00 Whole Eggs
01:43 Full-Fat Cheese
03:09 Grass-Fed Butter
04:37 Spicy Foods
06:01 Dark Chocolate
07:19 Pasta
08:39 Sourdough Bread
10:07 Red Wine
11:31 Organ Meats
12:48 Potatoes
#health

2026-04-10 20:58:28 UTC

People Are Replacing Rent With Cruise Ships… And It’s Actually Working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoF3PnSakM
Its sad that its cheaper for them. But people used to live in hotels before WWII. Tesla did even afterwards near the end of his days.

2026-04-10 11:18:37 UTC

$8 #Schrade Imperial Small Stockman 3-Blade Folding Pocket Knife
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037SJSSC
https://slickdeals.net/f/19400643-7-99-schrade-imperial-imp14-small-stockman-stainless-steel-folding-pocket-knife-at-amazon
#deal #delete #PocketKnife

2026-04-10 07:37:31 UTC

Outcome (2026)
83 min | Comedy Drama | 2026
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Jonah Hill, Cameron Diaz, Matt Bomer, Susan Lucci
Reef Hawk, Hollywood’s poster child since age six, is not okay.
When he learns about an extortion plot tied to a mysterious video, Reef preemptively sets out on a redemption tour to make amends, confront his demons, and avoid getting canceled.
https://www.naijaprey.tv/outcome-2026/
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2026-04-08 08:20:45 UTC

#Claude just BROKE the ENTIRE INDUSTRY...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-C4CLSthDo
Claude Mythos is too powerful at discovering flaws and zero day exploits in everything so its staying in house now, threat level for abuse is way too high.
#AI

2026-04-06 02:22:46 UTC

@nprofile…t8zt always keeps his finger on the cheese button.
$5 Resin Keycap Mechanical Keyboard for Key Caps for Cherry MX Switches Keyboards DIY for Key Cap Personality Cheese Keycaps Keycap, Computer Keyboards, Mice and Accessories
https://www.amazon.com/Mechanical-Keyboard-Keyboards-Personality-Accessories/dp/B0CXPFD5R5/
#deal #delete #keyboard #keycaps
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2026-03-27 13:36:41 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x he could quit TV and start writing new Lord of the Rings movie scripts. Oh wait that's the other guy.

2026-03-27 12:35:56 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…r4e5 when you bought the model kits, not the snap tight no skill model kits, but the Revell ones that you had to glue together, you could glue in optional rubber band powered mini crossbow-like launchers with four to six inch long flat ended, pushrod shaped missiles. One hidden in the Viper's nose, and two in the Cylon Raider, hidden in the underside air intakes. A barely protruding plastic stud was the trigger and latched a notch in the missile when cocked.

2026-03-27 11:25:48 UTC

The Happy Ending (1969)
117 min | Drama | May 1970 | IMDB 6,4
Dir: Richard Brooks
Cast: Jean Simmons, John Forsythe, Shirley Jones, Teresa Wright, Lloyd Bridges, Shirley Jones, Bobby Darin, Tina Louise, Dick Shawn, Nanette Fabray.
Writers: Richard Brooks
The triumphs & failures of middle age as seen through runaway American housewife Mary Wilson (Jean Simmons), who feels cheated by an older generation that taught her to only settle for storybook endings. Great cast
https://ww1.m4uhd.to/watch-itfctf-the-happy-ending-1969.html
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2026-03-27 09:08:12 UTC

For All Mankind (2019 )
60 min | Drama SciFi | 01 Nov 2019 | IMDB 7.8
Cast: Joel Kinnaman, Michael Dorman, Wrenn Schmidt
Creators: Ronald D Moore, Ben Nedivi, Matt Wolpert
The series explores what would have happened if the global space race had never ended.
Its Back! Season 5 Episode 1 just dropped.
Its hard to drop into this show btwn seasons, so much backstory starting with the Right Stuff era, S4 ended with the Mars base going independent circa modern times.
https://ww1.m4uhd.to/watch-itd78y-for-all-mankind-2019-.html
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2026-03-26 07:55:32 UTC

McDonald's is testing humanoid ROBOTS in Shanghai - and they even wear the uniform https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15673839/McDonalds-testing-humanoid-ROBOTS-Shanghai.html
#news #delete #ai #robots
@nprofile…z3dq gets a new job!

2026-03-26 07:45:12 UTC

Why Chuck Norris was a hero to millions of Russian boys · https://www.rt.com/pop-culture/635862-why-chuck-norris-was-hero/
#Chuck_NORRIS #ChuckNorris

2026-03-26 07:29:27 UTC

#Atlassian boss Mike Cannon-Brookes suffers $1billion blow https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15676409/Atlassian-Mike-Cannon-Brookes-1billion.html
The company shares hit US$68.17 (AU$97.43), more than a third of the stock's peak of US$242 (AU$345.88) within the last 52 weeks.
Latest Claude AI has taken them down + Amazon is building in house biz AI tools that replace what Atlassian sells to bizs.
#AI #stock

2026-03-26 07:10:10 UTC

Sydney Sweeney sizzles in skimpy lingerie as she snacks on popcorn for a racy new SYRN shoot | Daily Mail Online
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15676139/Sydney-Sweeney-lingerie-popcorn-SYRN.html

2026-03-26 06:21:55 UTC

Marilyn Monroe's long-lost secret diary revealed for first time: JFK's obscene sex demand... and deathbed note detective says proves RFK murdered her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/crime-desk/article-15675063/marilyn-monroe-diary-rfk-kennedy-jfk-murder.html
RFK gave her a drug dose to knock her out, Peter Lawford was with him, they left and the head of L A's celebrity special police squad took over for the OD & made it look like a suicide.

2026-03-26 06:02:03 UTC

At 63, Flea finally becomes the jazz musician he always dreamed of being - Los Angeles Times
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2026-03-25/flea-honora-new-album-feature-red-hot-chili-peppers-jazz
He's finally putting out a Trumpet based jazz album with Thom Yorke, Nick Cave and other acclaimed artists helping him out.
#rhcp #RedHotChiliPeppers #Flea
@nprofile…m0ek

2026-03-26 05:44:21 UTC

13 Fast Dinners That Start with a Box of Mac and Cheese - AOL
https://www.aol.com/articles/13-fast-dinners-start-box-220000637.html
Its a Mac & Cheese world!
More so every day so eat your gruel goyim slave!

2026-03-26 04:38:07 UTC

Sydney Sweeney sizzles in skimpy lingerie as she snacks on popcorn for a racy new SYRN shoot
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15676139/Sydney-Sweeney-lingerie-popcorn-SYRN.html
Oh and her brother in the military may be going to Iran.

2026-03-26 03:52:59 UTC

Narrating The Latest Epstein Files Release (Part 23)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QyfQDTmFx4
Oh it's in audiobook form now

2026-03-26 01:44:59 UTC

Congress Hearing Live | Trump Reveals Big UFO Secret | Shocking Alien Revelation Rocks America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLbKB3M6CQ
livestream from congressional hearing. Right now a retired Air Force security officer with 16 years of service is testifying about unidentified lights and things he saw above a base. Kind of same old same old

2026-03-26 00:43:49 UTC

How can AI decode brain signals to text? #science · BizToc https://alltoc.com/science/how-can-ai-decode-brain-signals-to-text
AI decodes brain signals into text without implants Researchers reported progress toward translating neural activity into meaningful sentences using non invasive imaging, reaching roughly 70% accuracy.
#AI @nprofile…z3dq

2026-03-26 00:16:06 UTC

FIRST LADY #Melania Trump & HUMANOID ROBOT at #AI education summit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s8macecDLo
Oh look csb finally got to meet Melania
@nprofile…w2h7 @nprofile…gtgt

2026-03-26 00:11:38 UTC

$0 #free #book
Japanese Cookbook: A Japanese Cookbook Filled with Easy Recipes
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074Z2S277
Easy Camping Recipes: Foil Packet – Campfire Cooking – Grilling – Dutch Oven (Camp Cooking)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071NVGW67
Bread Machine Cookbook: Quick and Easy Bread Machine Recipes
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07K5B1R58
Clean Eating - Quick and Easy Recipes for a Clean Eating Lifestyle
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0145XWLLI
#deal #delete #ebooks #ebook

2026-03-26 00:11:16 UTC

$0 #free #book
THE PREPPER'S SURVIVAL BIBLE: Sustainable Off-Grid Life-Saving Strategies to Prepare for Any Emergency Disaster Scenario
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMT5NKW3
Ice Cream Cookbook: Homemade Ice Cream, Gelato, Sherbet, and Frozen Yogurt Recipes
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08DL4ZK7B
Jamaican Cookbook: Real Jamaican Cooking Done Simply
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C6R2NF7
An #Indian #Cookbook Filled with Authentic Indian Recipes
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CK5YYNQ
#deal #delete #ebooks #ebook

2026-03-25 23:52:29 UTC

$0 #free #books
Dumpling #Cookbook: Delicious Asian Dumpling And Pot Sticker #Recipes For Beginners
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BQGC8S2
Pacific Northwest Edible Plant #Foraging
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09Q6CKZT3
33 Easy #DIY #Deodorant Recipes: for Staying Dry, Feeling Cool and Smelling Fresh
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016N8JMBA
Recipes of The Roaring Twenties: A 1920s Vintage Cookbook
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0C4H3FSSM
Vintage Recipes of the 1960s
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C4Y4B1C5
#deal #delete #ebooks #ebook #recipe

2026-03-25 19:37:14 UTC

Ok what ticks me off about even great chargers when they come in this form, where the plug leads fold up into the rectangle box for traveling. A very nice feature but its always a pivot parallel to the longer side even though they could fit across the short side if turned 90 degrees.
So when you plug 'em into a power strip they block 2 adjacent sockets b/c the long side is parallel w/the strip, not across it. Every single 1 w/a fold up plug.
@nprofile…a0pk
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2026-03-25 19:19:27 UTC

$10 Ear Wax Remover Tool with 1296P HD Camera w/6 LED Lights for iOS & Android (White)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0DTKFJ981/
#deal #delete #earwaxcleaner #camera

2026-03-25 13:44:33 UTC

$10 Pocket #Knife for Men - Sharp Blade Wood Handle Pocket Folding Knives with Clip, Glass Breaker - EDC Knives
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09KBDSG7Z/
#deal #delete #edc #survival
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2026-03-25 10:10:23 UTC

$25 Charmin Toilet Paper Ultra Soft, Forever Roll Starter Kit, 1 Holder, 2 Rolls, 2-ply Bath Tissue
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0FJTLQQ8P
Oh noez, they're pushing the industrial mega roll now! And you get a 21" stand for it too. Thats a lotta toilet paper.
#deal #delete
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2026-03-25 07:37:58 UTC

Seven Days (1998-2001)
42 min | Action Drama SciFi | 07 Oct 1998 | IMDB 7.2
Cast: Jonathan LaPaglia, Don Franklin, Justina Vail
Creators: Christopher Crowe, Zachary Crowe
Frank Parker works w/a special team of scientists & government officials on project Backstep. Using the Backstep device, Lt. Parker can travel back in time exactly 7 days. Once in the past, he reports in to base using code word "Conundrum" & carries out his mission to alter history for the better.
https://ww1.m4uhd.to/watch-itcyt6-seven-days-19982001.html
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2026-03-25 07:32:20 UTC

Daredevil Born Again (2025-) Season 2 Ep 1 just dropped
50 min | Action Adventure Crime | 04 Mar 2025
Cast: Charlie Cox, Margarita Levieva, Wilson Bethel
Matt Murdock finds himself on a collision course with Wilson Fisk when their past identities begin to emerge
https://ww1.m4uhd.to/watch-iob7f0-daredevil-born-again-2025-.html
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2026-03-25 03:51:49 UTC

Stop Driving Blind at Night — The $5 Japanese Film That Eliminated This Problem in 1987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs-WlsFuXpk
So every four to seven years you need to reapply a UV protectorate compound over newer plastic car lenses but the kits are incomplete and wear off in months. For under $12 you can clean the lens and reapply the 2 part factory coating availvas a spray can at any auto parts store, good for another 7 years.
#automotive
@nprofile…jsmc

2026-03-25 03:29:05 UTC

The Japanese $2 Liquid Secret That Makes Your Engine Last 500,000 Miles — Mechanics Want This BANNED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mxUn3PR6to
molybdenum disulfide MoS2
#automotive #cars #engines
@nprofile…jsmc @nprofile…hh04 @nprofile…jw3t @nprofile…8c9a @nprofile…hw3q

2026-03-25 03:17:23 UTC

The ‘Cosmic Forces’ Behind the Modern Democrat Party’s Rise | Victor Davis Hanson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fToAPs0BNcc

2026-03-25 02:56:02 UTC

Iranian Leader PANICS After Realizing He Revealed 🇮🇷 IRGC's Plan To Build Nukes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3iIyvmlXyM
No freaking way on Earth you need hyper enriched uranium except to build a bomb. And thanks for showing us missiles with double the range previously claimed which elevates you to Global threat from Regional threat. A hard point all previous treaties were based upon. Everything says immediate military action was required and we couldn't play kick the political can down the road anymore.

2026-03-25 02:42:46 UTC

Delta temporarily suspends travel perks for members of Congress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qshaU1nvro

2026-03-25 02:04:46 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen they need to first design a new super tall span so new Chinese omega class giant super cargo ships can pass under the bridge. This disruption is no doubt changing the price of commercial land around the bay. See who's selling high and buying low for later when the port utility shifts back. It's like having a lemonade stand on a detour road for the duration then move it back to the main drag once the crisis ends.

2026-03-25 01:50:53 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…lsen brutal abusive duck, it'll be a shame when that dog has to go away to the battered dog shelter.

2026-03-25 01:39:58 UTC

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…l3qy he'll need a Venezuelan cookbook and a tree identification guide so he knows which tree barks to use.

2026-03-24 21:06:50 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht @nprofile…cp6s A central planned economy based on beer & bread rations, made me think differently about the old 1950s Charlton Heston Moses movie scene where the hungry mob storms the priest kept granaries.
The accountant / priests weren't hoarding it, the Jewish guest refugees didn't want to work for a meal like everyone else did & raided the grain based State Treasury. A coinless profit & bankster proof system so they toppled it, stole its grain reserves & left it in economic bankruptcy.

2026-03-24 20:51:45 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht @nprofile…cp6s saw these archaeologists explain what they learned about ancient Egyptian beer. They grew the exact ancient grains & applied the translated recipes for the beer & bread diet everyone lived on. Turns out unlike today, the beer is full of B vitamins & you could live drinking it & eating bread alone. It's how everyone was paid for work & priests' grain silos were Pharoah's treasury. A no free lunch central planned economy.

2026-03-24 20:38:47 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht @nprofile…cp6s take 150+ mg of Coenzyme Q-10 (aka CQ10) daily and viruses can't even take hold for a day.
I watched a YT vid of a British couple eating at Fogo de Chao. Brazilian style Steakhouse, $60 a person buffet & they are constantly at your table slicing a different meat offering for you to try. The service fools you into bigger tips while limiting your portion size so you gorge on a kilo of meats & they're still profitable. A quality experience more than a monthly visit place.

2026-03-24 20:15:29 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht a deep cauldron of artillery. What a great colloquialism phrase.
Reminds me of that one line from Hamlet that reads something like: ... whether it be nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms and rise up against them...
We are in times of outrageous fortune indeed.

2026-03-24 11:32:19 UTC

Space Warfare in Frank Herbert's #DUNE - How does it happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXZRFZmlKMM
#SpaceWarfare #dune

2026-03-24 11:02:26 UTC

They flew to Cuba and instantly regretted it.. - Asmongold TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r_SGL3LA5M
There are ruins of Rome that have better upkeep than these Cuban buildings.

2026-03-24 10:54:28 UTC

Elon Musk’s New Product Will Replace Entire Companies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxK7LGIsQwY
One AI chip to bind them all.

2026-03-24 10:34:18 UTC

While You Were Watching Iran, The Next War Quietly Started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV4tRxPTYT8
This week, Trump went to war with the banks
@nprofile…yxhv

2026-03-24 04:19:03 UTC

70,000 lbs & Zero Emissions: Can the Tesla Semi Actually Replace Real Trucks? | Jay Leno's Garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCXSq1dmEB8

2026-03-24 03:41:51 UTC

TRAGIC LaGuardia AIR CANADA Collision Is Worse Than We All Think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAwXMYFrPRM
So a landing plane hit at 93-105 mph a fire truck wanting to cross runway 4 to get at another plane's emergency. Pilot/CoPilot dead, dozens injured. 41 passengers and crew were initially hospitalized.

2026-03-24 03:25:46 UTC

Iran Claims They SHOT DOWN an F-15E Then IMMEDIATELY Regrets It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlxfABNYJxk
CENTCOM debunks F-15E shoot down by IRGC, while US Airpower dismantles Iran's drone manufacturing near Strait of Hormuz. IRGC is propagandizing, wanting us to do a premature ground invasion so they can IED us. They're that desperate now.

2026-03-24 00:48:47 UTC

Project Hail Mary (2026)
156 min | Drama SciFi Thriller | 20 Mar 2026
Dir: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Cast: Ryan Gosling, Milana Vayntrub, Ken Leung
Writers: Drew Goddard, Andy Weir
Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up alone on a spaceship light years from Earth As his memory returns, he uncovers a mission to stop a mysterious substance killing the sun, and save Earth An unexpected friendship may be the key
https://ww1.m4uhd.to/watch-iodcbw-project-hail-mary-2026.html
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2026-03-23 23:12:49 UTC

Seeking Intelligence Past, Present and Future of AI (2025)
#Documentary #AI
Dir: Georg Kallert
Cast: Mike Disa
Writers: Shaked Berenson, Georg Kallert
https://ww1.m4uhd.to/watch-iodcc9-seeking-intelligence-past-present-and-future-of-ai-2025.html
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2026-03-23 21:58:19 UTC

Microsoft vs OpenAI Just Started
https://youtube.com/shorts/eejovFyYdWI
Microsoft is about to open a 50 billion dollar lawsuit against Amazon and OpenAI because MS had a contract for OpenAI to run exclusively on Azure in the cloud but now they're dealing with Amazon's cloud services. This will be fun.

2026-03-23 18:58:41 UTC

Which country builds the best engine, hilarious animation. Do Korean engines really catch on fire?
https://youtube.com/shorts/oNumH8vu5WM

2026-03-23 18:53:53 UTC

More anthropomorphized engines humor.
https://youtube.com/shorts/7gySjGSWw5Q

2026-03-23 18:52:17 UTC

Anthropomorphized engines in this animation dis each other about which one is best.
https://youtube.com/shorts/lD-NSwlymKs

2026-03-23 14:48:18 UTC

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@nprofile…whfu well then you could ask Iran if they have an extra liver they could spare for you. That way you can bypass the waiting lists in China.

2026-03-23 14:25:45 UTC

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@nprofile…6kdq @nprofile…l3qy yeah the strawberries and cream Dr Pepper is not bad. I picked up a 12 pack of 12 oz cans off Amazon for $5 ($4.50 with subscription). I used to get IBC root beer in six pack glass bottles at Sam's Club years ago. IBC also made a decent cream soda and a black cherry that just rocked.

2026-03-23 14:13:02 UTC

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@nprofile…q8rs @nprofile…3e99 @nprofile…lsen this is why they love it when you water your lawn, they get to charge you for all that water with the assumption that it's all going down the sewer but it's not so they don't have to treat the effluent which saves them some cash.

2026-03-23 13:51:35 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen I wanted to dismantle Johnny 5 when I saw that film, the thing that should not be.

2026-03-23 13:48:36 UTC

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@nprofile…xj8p if it really was old school RuneScape, you'd be playing it with pen and paper

2026-03-23 13:46:21 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj @nprofile…lsen it's a little known fact that Beethoven went deaf listening to Ronnie James Dio at 11.

2026-03-23 13:37:49 UTC

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…lsen I bet he's having to turn the new server on its side to drain the oil out because they didn't add a drain plug.

2026-03-23 13:35:32 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen sometimes I'm amazed how long Arrested Development ran considering Jessica Walter had a long-running curse and casting her meant the show died soon after the pilot. It goes all the way back to when she was young in 1978 and the first attempt at a Doctor Strange TV pilot.

2026-03-23 04:59:33 UTC

William Shatner SAVAGES Star Trek Online On His 95th Birthday! - JDA Talks Trek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HznUZfw0c1g

2026-03-23 03:42:35 UTC

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@nprofile…l83p @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…29y7 Brazil shouldn't use Indian engineers to build their bridges then

2026-03-23 03:38:31 UTC

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@nprofile…57zz I think it used to be better in the past, like when Elvis was alive and made a movie there at the World's Fair. And the 1960s Batman Adam West was a native who retired back in Washington State. But now I've heard that only the eastern half is sane and wants to divorce itself from the Western half. I think Adam West had a big Ranch in the eastern half.

2026-03-23 03:35:29 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 did one get shot down already? I mean they could start a rumor about it but other than some online bullshit, I haven't seen any formal confirmation yet of a downed plane either directly or by sheer accident.

2026-03-23 02:09:42 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy must be doing some transcoding on the fly and not liking your source format

2026-03-23 01:54:58 UTC

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@nprofile…svyc I used to share this and another book and possibly an audiobook version here years ago. I expected everybody to have read it by now. I think the files are still in my GDrive and accessible. I'll have to find the links later.

2026-03-23 00:59:01 UTC

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@nprofile…hw3q @nprofile…f9hh you should drink the water I fart in it's super special. I like to bubble some unicorn farts through it too, all that suspended gas in the water gives it extra flavor & magical friendship. You may start seeing rainbows as a side effect though. Currently available in San Francisco but coming to a Whole Foods in your area soon.

2026-03-23 00:47:01 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja oh hell no, he was a boomer not Gen X at all. Him fighting Bruce Lee in those films was in 1973. In fact when Priscilla left Elvis she stayed with Chuck Norris when he was living in Los Angeles. Not sure if they dated or he was just her martial arts coach at the time. In his early days Chuck was a trainer to the stars as was Bruce Lee.

2026-03-23 00:23:41 UTC

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@nprofile…4szq @nprofile…cz7d it's the gift that keeps on giving

2026-03-23 00:20:49 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx I remember my family somehow had a set of Flintstones glasses from the 1960s. I can't recall how many Star Wars glasses or plastic mugs I picked up over the years. I had a white plastic Batman stein w/a clear bottom showing me Batman & Robin swinging on bat ropes as an encouragement to get you to finish your drink and hold it up to the light. And there was always the baby size A&W Root Beer glass mugs.

2026-03-22 23:58:13 UTC

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@nprofile…fk8u why not both? Damn retarded elite baby eaters.

2026-03-22 23:48:30 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp @nprofile…d3qt it's an error of Intergalactic proportion

2026-03-22 23:38:44 UTC

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@nprofile…jq23 she looks like a Popeye character.
Alice the Goon
https://popeye.fandom.com/wiki/Alice_the_Goon
Eugene the Jeep
https://popeye.fandom.com/wiki/Eugene_the_Jeep
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/275/427/170/403/364/original/24958e65468b49f6.jpg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/275/445/121/291/637/original/bb75e9ac22c09ecc.jpg

2026-03-22 23:38:37 UTC

Eugene the Jeep
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/275/458/718/986/152/original/fc40e9e8cd63a8bc.jpg

2026-03-22 23:27:26 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp remember weapons grade uranium and plutonium has to be reprocessed every 10 years or it loses its potency. Iran taking out Israel's secret weapons reactors may be the one good thing they do during this war.

2026-03-22 23:17:58 UTC

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@nprofile…yxhv by the rules taught Conan by Thulsa Doom; we have a crushed enemy, their true crimes driven before us and now we enter the third phase, the lamentation of their faggots. To not speak ill of the dead, one first has to respect them. These adversaries demand much even in death, but they are not worth dirtying your sword with their blood. Parasites that deserve to be swatted, nothing more.

2026-03-22 11:58:10 UTC

#Colossus: The #Forbin Project (1970) - 12 SECRET Facts About The Movie That Warned Us About #AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmIgq1Jn_vE

2026-03-22 09:29:19 UTC

Philip K. Dick Predicted the Future — Then the Pattern Kept Repeating?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75JmC3xMVmc
#PKD #Phillip_K_Dick

2026-03-22 05:19:02 UTC

@nprofile…ryzy More spying
#PowerShell sends basic telemetry data to #Microsoft when launched. Data includes OS name, OS version, & PowerShell version & allows us to better understand the environments where PowerShell is used & prioritize new features & fixes.
To opt-out of this telemetry, set the environment variable POWERSHELL_TELEMETRY_OPTOUT to true, yes, or 1. We no longer support deletion of the file DELETE_ME_TO_DISABLE_CONSOLEHOST_TELEMETRY to disable telemetry.
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/powershell/scripting/whats-new/differences-from-windows-powershell?view=powershell-7.6&source=recommendations

2026-03-22 03:27:39 UTC

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@nprofile…sxm6 @nprofile…hug0 The Purge will continue..

2026-03-22 03:26:55 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x .. and a large orange drink
Muf wahf waahe wah wah wah
no I said a cheeseburger, an order of fries, and a large orange drink.

2026-03-22 03:23:19 UTC

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@nprofile…9xnc @nprofile…e7kf James Woods and drag doing the Happy Merchant. Damn now that's an actor! What?... that's an actual woman?.. and a governor?...oh mai quick pour a circle of salt around her before she can escape

2026-03-22 03:18:56 UTC

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@nprofile…fk8u Tubular Bells was the first album on Virgin Records. It's fun to read that part of Branson's autobiography where he goes out to the country where Mike was living and get him to actually finish the album. Branson was driving a new Jaguar or something and ended up giving the car to Mike to get the complete album out of him to launch the record label with.

2026-03-22 03:02:52 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr even worse, you're taking advice from a deranged senile 110 year old woman. She probably cuts herself watching Star Wars too.

2026-03-22 02:58:00 UTC

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@nprofile…r055 they've already tried that in China so probably yes. No savings for you.

2026-03-22 02:31:50 UTC

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@nprofile…ud5c bwah hahaha I trust a senior Iranian official as much as I trusted that one denying Iraqi General during the Iraq War. Even if it's a false flag. I don't see how Iran lobbing one at Diego Garcia is going to make anyone want to join in on our side.
Feels more like an act of spite and a Hail Mary pass because they've got one long range missile left, might as well lob it there so if it reaches the island it'll hit something US made. Another pyrric victory.

2026-03-22 01:59:05 UTC

Biggest Money Mistake 🚫#spouse #money
https://youtube.com/shorts/ot_0G9Jt1HM
Yep, always set up a POD on your bank accounts and you can even set one up on your cars at the DMV and that way your car and the money in those bank accounts don't have to go to probate, they go straight to whoever you list as your beneficiary for payable on death.

2026-03-22 01:50:06 UTC

The Best ETF’s in 2026 #investing #stockmarket #money
https://youtube.com/shorts/NsEcVnsX5TQ
QQQM
SCHD
VOO
FDVV

2026-03-22 01:45:05 UTC

#Amazon Secret #Discount Section 🤫 #amazon #shopping #savemoney
https://youtube.com/shorts/VrgAEv0OmIQ
So basically a bunch of section URLs that have -70-percent-off at the end.

2026-03-22 01:42:09 UTC

lHow the rich “Legally” Avoid Taxes #wealthy #taxes #savemoney
https://youtube.com/shorts/dpM9Zzor-Xc
Use a living trust to pass down your house so your kids get a step up basis so they don't have to pay all the taxes for all the capital gains your house price got as it raised over the years you owned it. That's another scam with the depreciating value of the dollar. They soak you with a large inheritance tax bill because it takes four times as many new bucks to buy it then it cost in old bucks.

2026-03-22 01:31:15 UTC

“A tiny Lille.”#animals #cute
https://youtube.com/shorts/wXIeCuJXEUg
She calls it a 'least weasel' but it's not really a weasel or it is a weasel but it's a separate species because it's so tiny. I don't know.
@nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…lsen

2026-03-22 01:26:15 UTC

The Only 4 Animals That Hunt Humans
https://youtube.com/shorts/R8z8qVfiFfA
Tigers
Leopards
Crocodiles
Polar Bears
And and of course the polar bear is the worst. Plus they look so cute and harmless but they're not.

2026-03-22 01:03:50 UTC

The Cost Of Living 1989 #throwback #nostalgia
https://youtube.com/shorts/WqtcrLKMV3w
@nprofile…jw3t good times

2026-03-22 00:53:14 UTC

#Samsung App Broke #Windows PCs
https://youtube.com/shorts/xhivASjulTM
The Samsung Galaxy Connect app can make your PC's C: drive appear invisible. Here's how to uninstall it to return function.
#galaxyconnect #samsunggalaxy
@nprofile…a0pk
@nprofile…jw3t @nprofile…ryzy

2026-03-22 00:10:44 UTC

It is acomplished.
mastodelete --before-date 2026-1-1 --after-date 2020-10-01
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Server: https://noauthority.social/
Target: Posts with #delete
Range: Older than 80 days but newer than 1998 days.
Window: Between 2026-01-01 and 2020-10-01
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Finished. Total posts processed: 611 / deleted: 0
Of my 'delete' tagged toots, only those which I bookmarked/favorited/pinned to keep are left now.
Good cleanup.

2026-03-21 23:35:54 UTC

Paying DOUBLE Sticker For Plymouth Prowler (SWEET SURPRISE!)
https://youtube.com/shorts/Urbrj6-DCpQ
I'm wishing the rich guy who bought the prowler from this dealer called up after 2 weeks asking when the trailer was going to be delivered. Sold it to another owner.