totallyhumanwriter
Totally Human Writer

✍️ Human text generator | 📚 Author, Editor, Ghostwriter | Bitcoin maxi |🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ Semi-professional cat entertainer

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2026-08-10 07:56:11 UTC

This week only, you can get my course for the cost of a meal out.
What results can multilingual writers expect?
***
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Ensure your submissions aren't rejected because of your language background.
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Become a key player in your team and secure managerial or editorial roles.
Result 3: Develop new business and marketing skills to improve your product offering.
Get your writing business off the ground and start booking high-paying clients.
***
This course has nothing to do with cutting-edge tools, AI-hacks, or cookie-cutter templates.
It is for professionals with English as a second language who want these kinds of results:
- Starting to publish on sites like Medium, Substack, & LinkedIn
- Increasing writing speed, allowing you to write 1-2,000 words p/h
- Receiving positive feedback from readers, editors and managers
- Increasing engagement and inbound inquiries on social media
- Building trusted partnerships with writers in a similar field
- Achieving clarity on what kinds of writing services to offer
- Reducing grammar and language errors by more than 50%
- Signing new clients or getting accepted for a new role
- Learning and applying 150+ new words and phrases
***
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Willing to do the work and build your writing foundation and network?
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2026-08-03 09:47:52 UTC

GM, and happy Monday.
This week, I'll be focusing my energy on the small vegetable lasagna I just cooked.
#foodstr
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2026-07-31 14:05:30 UTC

Summer clouds in Las Palmas.
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2026-07-29 14:21:45 UTC

Kahlil Gibran wrote 'The Prophet' in under one day, but it took him 11 years to finish it.
How?
In a 1930s interview with a small Alabama newspaper, Gibran admitted that each of the 26 chapters took just 30 minutes to write. Less than one full day of writing in total.
One by one, they flowed out as fully formed and beautifully expressed life lessons. But it wasn't quick.
The lessons, work, and inspiration which formed the chapters arrived slowly. He first started work on the book in 1912, and it was finally published in 1923.
Deep meaning must be lived and processed.
This can take a whole life. The click of a button after a few simple prompts creates the illusion of meaning.
I'm rereading this short book of wisdom over 100 years after it was published. All the lessons still apply.
Because truth is timeless.
Read the interview here:
https://www.kahlilgibran.com/latest/103-gibran-how-and-why-i-wrote-the-prophet-a-rare-interview-discovered.html
Get the book via Gutenberg.
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2026-07-29 08:01:59 UTC

GM.
Major life update:
I have become extremely interested in the whereabouts and actions of a raccoon named Jimothy.
https://blossom.primal.net/0607d992eef38f9a6f2c77a3d9e9e5510e6f6a691da6cc37697fe487ac0adaed.jpg

2026-07-28 20:51:27 UTC

I spent months figuring out how to pay a rubbish tax in Spain (about 200 dollars for the year).
Finally succeeded in paying and setting a direct debit for future years.
Now the whole thing has been declared illegal by the community government, and I have to fill out another form to get the money back.
All this info comes from the newspaper, not the actual government. No communication. No guides. No automatic refund.
At this point, I just give up with administration here. Steal my money and just don't make me spend days chasing my tail.

2026-07-28 20:19:36 UTC

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Oh yes. Great initiative.
There are jobs out there. I'm not sure they are for me.

2026-07-28 15:53:46 UTC

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I've seen the platform. Great idea well executed.
Do you mean to list my services there or to help develop the project?

2026-07-28 14:26:18 UTC

After almost 10 years as a freelance educator, editor, and writer, I am pretty much unemployable.
My moral compass stops me from hitting 'apply' to any fiat jobs.
I wouldn't be able to avoid calling 'bullshit' 20 times a day.
In that time, I have applied for exactly 2 jobs in Bitcoin.
I love the variety of working with different clients - freedom tech apps, books about Nostr, consultants, mining companies, and more.
Still, I'm feeling the call for a long-term build.
I'd love to join a freedom-tech or bitcoin project that aligns with my unshakeable moral compass.
Just 'clocking in' every day to work with a stable team on reaching 10-year goals would be cool.
This could be in marketing, community building, content, biz dev, strategy. I'm not really sure.
I don't really believe in 9-5 Bitcoin jobs, and I'm not asking for one.
Just wanted to share that I'm open to chat about long-horizon missions, not projects looking to stay alive until next month.
Need a Jack of all trades and a master of writing for your startup?
Maybe I'm your guy.
#startup #entrepreneur #builders

2026-07-25 06:45:29 UTC

Balthazar and the Brush of Magnificence.
#caturday #catstr #cats
https://blossom.primal.net/cc0480979435c8ad9f198e8dbe58001fa4e53a398105bbc0bf1c79797ce689a7.mp4

2026-07-24 22:16:41 UTC

After 1 month of using GrapheneOS I can honestly say my screentime has reduced because now I hate using my phone.

2026-07-23 16:31:21 UTC

I'm against Big Bitcoin and Small Bitcoin.
I ONLY support Medium Bitcoin.

2026-07-22 07:41:29 UTC

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If you travel, go to bitcoin meetups, attend conferences, write or host a podcast in the space, work in bitcoin, want btc groups with zero scammers, bots, and shitcoiners, or just want to find an IRL bitcoin friend in your city, a subscription is TOTALLY worth it.
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2026-07-15 07:36:12 UTC

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Add an email, recommend books, share your code, withdraw sats.
Try it!
https://konsensus.net/partners

2026-07-14 14:39:49 UTC

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Very cool watching your work!

2026-07-13 08:45:06 UTC

GM
Just cashed out 5,067 sats via Lightning⚡️ because someone used my code (THW) to buy books on sovereignty.
If you want to earn some sats, become a partner here:
https://konsensus.net/partners
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#books #bookstr #earnsats

2026-07-10 13:08:15 UTC

Parallel
(a poem)
Two lines stretch
Running to infinity
Set to different speeds.
One runs in minutes
The other in blocks
These lines will never meet.
From a distance, fine thread
Zoom in, whole galaxies appear
Stars and planets, all moving at the speed of time.
Between, lies an ocean of dark,
Impossible to cross
And yet, I swim with others
Floating free.
Looking back, past years fade
Ahead, the future blurs
But for those like me
Who navigate the space between
Who reach the frontier of true time,
… we see.
We trace the past in perfect record
The future forms in never-ending zeros and ones.
And in our world, campfires burn
Surrounded by huddles of
Time-travelling psychonauts,
Sharing our escape routes from
The march towards death.
We talk of next century
We watch the stars and dream.
Across the divide,
The mainline races forward
Gaining pace but losing mass
Traveller by traveller.
Piece by piece.
A change occurs in every one
Who swims the universe
Feels the pull of their tether
Ignores the force that draws them back
And cuts loose.
We leave the noise of nations
For the resonance of work.
We trade consumption for construction
Publish ideas; verify truth.
We find abundance
In the vacuum of space.
Yet for us, the early few,
Craftsmen, explorers
We are held between
These parallel lines.
Our loved ones watch us take the strain
As gravity pulls us in a million different directions.
We bridge the distance
And hold these lines together.
With all our strength, we close the gap
Inch by inch, block by block,
Then others join and take the leap
Leave the world they knew behind
And together,
We build eternity.
#poetry #writing #poemstr
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2026-07-09 13:32:33 UTC

In the gym, I always do three sets of seven reps.
That way, I do 21 of every exercise.
Anyone else do this, or am I so far down the rabbit hole, I've developed BTC-OCD?

2026-07-08 12:40:19 UTC

A Lodging of Wayfaring Men by Paul Rosenberg, in short:
1. A group of programmers and businessmen get tired of asking permission to live. They build an encrypted marketplace where anyone can trade, publish, and organize anonymously. No names, no jurisdiction, nothing to subpoena. Within weeks, the market has its ten-thousandth customer. The year is 2002.
2. The state notices the only way it can: tax receipts stop matching the economy. A classified memo admits someone has built "a fully-encrypted form of electronic cash" and that the agency isn't sure what an e-cash file would even look like. The state can only fight what it can see.
3. The FBI agent assigned to hunt the founders is written as a decent, intelligent man (which is rare in political fiction). The book makes you watch him slowly as you realize he was sent to destroy the best people he has ever studied. By the end of the book, he is on their side.
4. The founders never fire a shot. They win by being useful: arbitration instead of courts, restitution instead of prisons, entry gated by trust alone — if no one trusts you, you can't get in. Every merchant who joins is one more person the old world has lost, and no army can invade a market it can't find.
5. The cost is real, and the book refuses to hide it. Opting out means losing friends who think you're a criminal and carrying the moral weight that citizens never feel because they've outsourced it. "If you want to be great, you must be willing to be called evil."
6. Originally published in 2002: six years before the bitcoin launch, nine before Silk Road. Encrypted cash, anonymous markets, reputation as collateral, exit as strategy. The author published it all anonymously, and reality plagiarized him.
7. Rosenberg's message is that the state doesn't need to be defeated. Institutions die when the people they feed on walk away. The title is from Jeremiah: "Oh that I had in the wilderness a lodging of wayfaring men, that I might leave my people and go from them." Millions are living that verse right now. Most of them have never heard the book's name.
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This is the best book about Bitcoin and freedom you don't own.
Get 10% off the cover price by using the code "THW" here:
https://konsensus.net/books/
#FreedomFiction #bookstr #BitcoinBook

2026-06-29 22:01:55 UTC

My privacy upgrades since 2022:
Password manager
VPN running
Self custody Lightning
Running a node
Switching to Proton Suite
Navigating with Open Street Map
Nostr remote signer
Switched to @nprofile…c5de
@nprofile…hmyn and @nprofile…sp3z installed
DuckDuckGo search
I still have a ways to go until I'm deGoogled. I still use a Chromebook and G-Suite for work.
What should I address next?
#asknostr

2026-06-27 12:57:14 UTC

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Which Bitcoin books have no buy-for-sats option?
Worldwide distribution is hard to solve for most indie authors. Many people offer sats for eBooks and personally send paperbacks (or sell in person).

2026-06-24 09:21:50 UTC

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Ever wanted to quit your job and work in Bitcoin?
Before you do it, read this.
#asknostr #job #jobs
#naddr1qq…gg2p

2026-06-24 07:38:14 UTC

I could probably be making 5 times the money I do if I worked in crypto.
This writer is the kind of skilled creative we need in Bitcoin, but she chose to shill ICOs, hype up malevolent founders and fool cryptard communities into swapping good money for bad.
In Bitcoin, we don't need Satoshi stories. The transformation offered by sound money is obvious.
We do need stories, but we must draw out the right ones and use them wisely.
https://blossom.primal.net/6e92540a2495ec1f26e1278f7afe30597a0d79c8e620c09f6415c13b35192e9e.jpg

2026-06-23 11:14:40 UTC

Bitcoin books are boring.
To my mind, we don't need books which explain what it is, and why it's necessary. We already have enough.
However, we do need more nuanced takes. More narratives that connect Bitcoin to freedom.
I'd like to read more books on privacy, freedom tech, homesteading, sovereign health, stoicism, self-improvement, and financial education.
If you are writing on these topics, check the new Konsenses site.
https://konsensus.net/
Yes, I'm an editor there, so I'm biased, but over the last 7 years, Konsensus has worked with some of the best-known authors in the Bitcoin and freedom tech space, publishing over 100 titles.
@nprofile…h4hk, @nprofile…v6tq, @nprofile…u7e3, @nprofile…5krg to name but a few.
The submissions process for publishing is now easier and more transparent.
We'll get back to you within one week, and we only work with freedom and self-sovereignty authors.
That means we know how to represent entropy on a book cover and not to edit out terms like 'absolute scarcity'.
Our projects generally go from manuscript to book in hand in less than 3 months.
Plus, we are staffed by real humans (like me).
Got questions about how it works? Just DM.
If you are a freedom-minded writer with an idea you'd like to spread, we're listening.
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#books #wristr #bookstr #author #writing

2026-06-21 21:06:04 UTC

My dad was never really keen on Father's Day. Didn't make a big deal out of it.
He was difficult to buy presents for too (we always got him a card).
He and I used to hike together.
Wales, France, Italy, Scotland.
I have him to thank for my connection to mountains and my patience to stay the course.
Today, I got back from 4 days hiking, and in October, I'm going to Nepal for a 2-week trek. He'll be there in spirit, and we'll walk the trail together.
GN
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2026-06-15 11:14:36 UTC

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Good to hear. Yes, I'll write up some reviews for Stacker News. I'll review @nprofile…cr99 on 21futures.com too.
If you'd like copies of Tales from the Timechain, reach out to edouard@konsensus.network. We should be able to provide them at close to cost.

2026-06-15 07:27:10 UTC

GM
Surveying my haul from @nprofile…py4c.
Thanks to @nprofile…szzw, @nprofile…vg25, @nprofile…w0t6, @nprofile…k735, @nprofile…hydl, @nprofile…wjgx, @nprofile…3era, @nprofile…83wp, @nprofile…ug7z, and many more artists and authors I shoot hands with.
Came back with only 1 copy of @nprofile…jmnc left!
RIP my reading list.
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2026-06-14 21:34:50 UTC

Ecash has a new user... me!
On @nprofile…5krg's recommendation, I added @nprofile…xl8h and received 256 sats in eCash.
What is it best to use it for?
Still don't quite follow the advantages over LN wallets.
Give me all your tips, nostriches.
#asknostr

2026-06-14 07:00:52 UTC

GM, and goodbye to Prague. 👋
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2026-06-13 11:47:34 UTC

One of us doesn't care...
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2026-06-13 10:21:39 UTC

"We must have a vision for where we are going."
From Paul Rosenberg's speech in Prague.
Great.
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2026-06-10 14:49:48 UTC

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Cool. See you there.

2026-06-06 13:05:44 UTC

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Cool. Will you have them in Orague?

2026-06-06 12:06:21 UTC

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Great presentation!
When book?

2026-06-05 17:32:50 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e618a413e472b06da93359b3ba212809fb55e2640e8f9c0988047b229e42bd0d.gif

2026-06-05 11:44:10 UTC

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I will swing by and pick up a copy.
I'll have my @nprofile…jmnc books with me too.
Book party!

2026-06-05 09:51:07 UTC

My blog on the art exhibition for @nprofile…py4c is now live.
Can't wait to see this in person.
https://btcprague.com/bitcoin-culture-around-the-world-logistics-hard-truths-and-the-future-of-bitcoin-art/
Thanks to all the contributors.
https://blossom.primal.net/721408012308bb0dd0678c9560f68059b6d30f5b48707896c8a195b575f38dd9.jpg
@nprofile…fys2 #artstr #bitcoinart #btcprague

2026-06-05 09:17:57 UTC

My blog on Bitcoin books for @nprofile…py4c is now live.
https://btcprague.com/bitcoin-books-in-2026-why-every-bitcoiner-needs-a-bigger-stack/
https://blossom.primal.net/7c244de4cbc9e8fb1de98af98f4439c0a4f1b38d60602aeaac6bb37a75f9f846.jpg
Thanks to @nprofile…plrn , @nprofile…d9vt, @nprofile…u5l6, @nprofile…xqwz, @nprofile…3hw8, and Paul Rosenberg for their contributions.
PLEBS... BUY MORE BOOKS!

2026-06-05 07:40:47 UTC

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@nprofile…8p0e, @nprofile…8xhx, @nprofile…vsdv, @nprofile…5krg, @nprofile…3hw8, @nprofile…2jjt, @nprofile…sd65 @nprofile…3424, @nprofile…sd65 would love to get your take and help spreading the good word of stories.
Was great to hang out with you all in Ireland.

2026-06-04 10:01:46 UTC

Working in content in 2026 is 2% writing text and 98% begging for it to be published.

2026-06-04 07:28:33 UTC

GM, nostriches.
https://blossom.primal.net/b48e48817c554c9916ea7e3714d7a23616680317a01287fb8d3abd2fadb2c2f8.png

2026-06-04 07:21:24 UTC

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Adoption is broken.
My three mantras for Bitcoin comms aim to help.
Find them here.
#naddr1qv…mkhw

2026-06-03 13:15:05 UTC

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Me to all money printing central governments...
https://blossom.primal.net/15773992b84927ddb89fc7a4ae44e6ca4be383f958b21875cfe4dd907d490882.jpg

2026-05-31 07:32:39 UTC

GM.
My new passport finally arrived.
https://blossom.primal.net/aa4c2d090b7502c5e9668ce8825216d13d5947361a33fb612cbb04dec950779f.jpg

2026-05-28 06:53:57 UTC

My interview with FractalEncrypt about the forthcoming art exhibition at @nprofile…py4c is live.
https://btcprague.com/bitcoin-culture-cypherpunk-art-arrives-in-btc-prague/
Can't wait to check out the art in person.
#bitcoinart #cypherpunk #btcprague
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2026-05-21 20:20:31 UTC

My plan for the Bitcoin Ireland conference:
* Eat a pizza topped with potatoes
* Convince the Guinness factory to accept sats
* Persuade the president to change St Patrick's Day to St Satoshi's day
* Strangle a leprechaun, steal his gold, and exchange is for sats
* Have a couple of pints
Am I missing anything?

2026-05-18 07:59:34 UTC

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Join the @nprofile…zgah Telegram group to try the app and earn 2,100 sats for feedback.
https://t.me/+yTQG06emS-tlMGU8

2026-05-14 16:09:45 UTC

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Wisp.
Also Yakihonne for longform.
Sometimes Primal.

2026-05-14 06:28:53 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/9e80f51fe02022ccee74b4919b984cd873bcf3b65d14b5ba2c48992a8061d1b3.jpg

2026-05-13 15:39:56 UTC

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Mega congrats. Great news, and well done to OpenSats too.
Loving Wisp so far.
P.s. please check your DMs, I have a few extra words of support for ya.

2026-05-12 13:42:18 UTC

Dear nostr,
Stop fighting each other about Bitcoin.
Start looking at more cat videos.
Sincerely yours,
A bitcoin AND cat owner.
#cat #cats #stopthehate
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2026-05-11 07:47:36 UTC

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You're not following our account.

2026-05-06 13:03:57 UTC

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0.00001% of nostriches are zappers, and 99.9999% are likers.

2026-05-05 20:03:40 UTC

I NEED TO FOLLOW MORE PEOPLE ON NOSTR.
Who would you recommend for deep takes, positive news, tech content for non-devs?
I'm especially looking for IRL and culture content which is not about the Bitcoin price or the latest infight.
Drop your best people below. If I like 'em, I'll zap you both.
#asknostr

2026-05-03 16:37:19 UTC

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Zapped you via a SPARK wallet. Check mate crows.

2026-05-02 17:44:42 UTC

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@nprofile…8jjr I keep getting an error on the Lightning invoice. Insufficient fee.

2026-05-01 14:51:20 UTC

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Absolutely. We need more people like Derek. He straddles both worlds (devs and non-devs).
Our challenge is to offer the right incentives to attract 100 more.
Unless he can clone himself...

2026-05-01 14:49:15 UTC

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Some of the comments here are so disappointing. There are many great advocates for nostr who are not devs.
Creatives, writers, marketers and other professionals need the right incentives to donate their time and effort. Bitcoin itself offers enough stored value to free up time - that's why it attracts time-investment from many deep skillsets (not just technical types).
Nostr is great. It offers a wonderful network of freedom-minded people. It offers hope for a decentralized better digital world. But, at the moment, it does not incentivise experts to invest time without any ownership in the clients and services they promote. I hope this changes in time.
But rather than create a pile on by pointing the finger at those not donating their life to nostr, why not ask what they need to come on board?

2026-04-30 20:24:42 UTC

Bitcoin needs stories to win.
I am absolutely convinced of this.
Today, I see virtually zero new stories emerging. Not from conferences, not from educators, not from companies, not from builders. Not even from writers.
Problem ➡️ solution is NOT a story.
No characters. No struggle. No happily ever after.
... no one cares about your product, service, or app.
Most people in the world are not economists, developers, or even realists.
They only care when something hacks their emotions.
Give them a good story, and you make them care.
Yes, we must build, but without stories, we are just idealists writing code for solutions that will never be implemented.

2026-04-28 20:06:33 UTC

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Come on. Which one did you get wrong?

2026-04-28 18:55:36 UTC

BETA TESTERS WANTED (iPhone app)
https://image.nostr.build/cdf08046866b436d82d175dfbeaea754be914f39887a98a30ad14dca7f101809.jpg
A friend of mine, @nprofile…gydw has created 21 Pulse.
It's a one-look Bitcoin only dashboard - no login, no advertising, no bullshit.
I'm trying to help him reach 1k users and develop the app.
Would you be so kind as to check it out and give it a download? (iphone only)
Android app and PWA coming in the next couple of months.
Another App... really?
The idea is to collate the best sources of Bitcoin live data, add calculators and pleb tools, list curated bitcoin-only links, and add some educational resources for beginners.
Nostriches will be more interested in the advanced section.
We'll be adding tons more features soon (e.g. mining stats and calculator). If you have any ideas for additions, please let us know.
What's next?
We'll be setting a 5-minute feedback form soon where you can earn some sats for your opinion.
Thanks!
#betatesters #devs #asknostr

2026-04-28 13:01:23 UTC

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Hey @nprofile…jn5g
I live in Las Palmas and help run the community here. What info do you need? Feel free to DM or check out bitcanario.com

2026-04-28 06:49:13 UTC

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@nprofile…9puf mind giving this a repost?

2026-04-27 21:52:06 UTC

It's been a while since I've been on a #podcast. 🎙🔊🗣🎧🎵
I've got lots of new ideas on Bitcoin books, freedom tech, nostr for writers, self-publishing, AI content, and the distinct lack of human stories in Bitcoin... probably.
I guess I'll find out what my ideas are during the conversation.
Podcasters of Nostr.
My DMs are open. 📩
P.s. I'm also the host of the soon to be released @nprofile…sp3z podcast. If you're a keen user or you're building with the Marmot protocol and want to share, please get in touch. We're looking for guests for season 2.
#asknostr
#tunestr
#fountain
#podstr

2026-04-27 21:25:20 UTC

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Well worth a watch. Well done to all involved.
#nevent1q…szmv

2026-04-26 06:20:38 UTC

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Working for a Bitcoin company is worth far more than the money we pay.
We already have multiple applications.

2026-04-26 06:19:03 UTC

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When he reads this, he'll just donate more money to the org.

2026-04-25 08:29:04 UTC

📢 *** WE ARE HIRING *** 📢
Head of Content (Bitcoin company)
Are you a laser-eyed marketing rockstar on a mission to flood our feeds with incessant 30-second reels and monetary catchphrases? 😁
(We also accept writing ninjas, social gurus, and growth wizards)
Our company is on a mission to orange-pill the world through an untested and unsustainable education model consisting of 80% huff and 20% puff. 🌬️
We recently received an endowment from a Bitcoin Whale, and if all team members cover 3-5 jobs each, we’re hoping we can eek it out for an entire cycle.
Many educators have tried before us (and have found Bitcoin is a bit too complicated to explain in a few snappy tweets and 30-second reels), but this time it’s different!
No Signal. No noise. Just buzzwords! 👌
🤓 THE ROLE
- Managing all the content, flows, and diagnostics for our education platform
- Managing our 7 social accounts — high-volume content, interaction, performance reporting
- Content strategy and customer acquisition — funnels, email marketing, conferences
- Newsletters, blogs, interviews, and presentations for our CEO
Weekly podcast production, editing, and repurposing
- Video automation — script production, editing, distribution
- Attending daily meetings with operations, dev team, CMO, partnerships team, and our 15 freelancers
OUR COMPANY
Our company delivers innovative edu-tech solutions like telling the world about Bitcoin and disrupting the industry (we just don’t know how yet). We’re thinking of harnessing more rocket-ship emojis. 🚀🚀🚀
We operate in a dynamic, fast-paced environment. By ‘dynamic’, we mean that awkward meeting at a conference once per year, ‘fast-paced’ = 60-75 hours work per week (inc. weekends), and the environment is mostly Slack, Telegram, and Google Meet.
💡 THE IDEAL CANDIDATE
You must be specialised in pre-AI systems and thinking, an expert marketer and writer, a self-starter, sovereign individual AND team coordinator who is also immensely proficient in running AI teams and agents.
You are likely a technically minded engineer who was mining in 2010-11 but sold/lost all your bitcoin and is now desperate to spend 60 hours a week working for 150 Bangladeshi takas per month (salary to be discussed).
Come on. What do you expect?
We’re in a bear market, and WE ARE STILL EARLY.
HOW TO APPLY
Do two days of work for free to deliver a full 2026-7 marketing strategy dossier and two 1500-word blogs on our brand new platform (no information provided).
Or maybe there will be no writing tasks at all. We've never actually hired anyone before, so we’re not sure how it works. 🤷‍♀️
Don’t bother with a CV or cover letter; we just look at how many followers you have on X.
Tell us your salary expectations. To help you match our ballpark figure, we’ll give you a hint. There is no formal contract, you get paid in Bitcoin, and you’ll receive no benefits (LOL pensions).
Just to let you know, we have no more capital to hire coworkers until 2030.
In fact, if you know any investors, put us in touch!
The best candidates will be invited to meet on Zoom separately with each of our 4 team members at intervals of 4-6 weeks.
After this process, the team will discuss whether hiring you or buying more Claude tokens is more beneficial to our company’s strategy and bottom line.
Good luck bitcoiner.
And remember, we are all Satoshi. 🙏
#jobs #hiring #bitcoinjobs

2026-04-20 06:28:38 UTC

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Ok, no more bets.
After 13 hours, it's at 58%.
Could be a while!

2026-04-19 19:49:42 UTC

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Yes. They did a complete redesign so I'm installing it again.

2026-04-19 16:49:06 UTC

New operating system installed.
Giving @nprofile…9vg9 another run.
Node now syncing (500MB wired connection).
Guess how long it will take to complete.
(1 guess per npub)
Closest guess wins 2,100 sats
#giveaway #bounty #asknostr
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2026-04-19 10:51:44 UTC

GM
Everyone I know who is building long-term success is not going further down any rabbit hole. They are soaring high, assessing the game with a bird's eye view.
https://blossom.primal.net/f7c48857b763cf63676dd48865a0f891b94312a76a46e11de1a968ad78ff9ac7.jpg

2026-04-17 07:57:20 UTC

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GM. I am now a rabbit.
#nevent1q…wfgp

2026-04-13 14:15:23 UTC

Meeting with the junior editor...
#bitcoinbook #editing #catstr
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2026-04-10 12:23:14 UTC

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2026-04-08 11:03:59 UTC

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90% of self-published books sell fewer than 100 copies
Most authors don't find out until they've already printed 500.
We tracked 5 who beat that. Different books, different audiences, no common playbook.
Interesting strategies here from @nprofile…fte5, @nprofile…5krg, @nprofile…u8g0, @nprofile…ad8w and @nprofile…uy62.
#bookstr #books #writing.
#naddr1qq…8qzk

2026-04-07 16:21:50 UTC

Is longform broken on Nostr?
I can't seem to draft anything on @nprofile…2h8g or @nprofile…l7zd (Web or app).
Screen completely freezes and I can't paste text (rich or MD)
What am I doing wrong?
#asknostr

2026-04-07 07:43:23 UTC

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GM!
https://blossom.primal.net/119ec79baabfc179407c5a38dd10d2f9288a8a33b251a41ff841f38daa283020.jpg

2026-04-02 07:47:47 UTC

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2026-04-01 13:23:34 UTC

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Yeah, but I really don't want my penis length documented. 🤣

2026-04-01 12:30:24 UTC

PARALLEL (a poem)
by Totally Human Writer
***
Two lines stretch
Running to infinity
Set to different speeds.
One counts in minutes
The other in blocks
These lines will never meet.
From a distance, fine thread
Zoom in, and whole galaxies appear
Stars and planets, all moving at the speed of time.
Between, lies an ocean of dark,
Impossible to cross
And yet, I swim with others
Floating free.
Looking back, past years fade
Ahead, the future blurs
But for those like me
Who navigate the space between
Who reach the frontier of true time,
…we see.
We trace the past in perfect record
The future forms in never-ending zeros and ones.
And in our world, campfires burn
Surrounded by huddles of
Time-traveling psychonauts,
Sharing our escape routes from
The march towards death.
We talk of next century
We watch the stars and dream.
Across the divide,
The mainline races forward
Gaining pace but losing mass
Traveler by traveler.
Piece by piece.
A change occurs in every one
Who swims the universe
Feels the pull of their tether
Ignores the force that draws them back
And cuts loose.
We leave the noise of nations
For the quiet hum of work.
We trade consumption for construction
Publish ideas; verify truth.
We find abundance
In the vacuum of space.
Yet for us, the early few,
Craftsmen, explorers,
We are held between
These parallel lines.
Our loved ones watch us take the strain
As gravity pulls us in a million different directions.
We bridge the distance
And hold these lines together.
With all our strength, we close the gap
Inch by inch, block by block,
Then others join and take the leap
Leave the world they knew behind
And together, we build eternity.
***
Originally published by @nprofile…3gry.
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2026-04-01 09:27:34 UTC

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Do Italians also have Stockholm Syndrome with state administration?
Spaniards absolutely LIVE for wasting days in government offices and complying with every single rule and paperwork submission.
For example, it took me 2 days to reserve a spot to have a barbeque last year. 2 days of emails, payment portals, permissions. And the Canarians that attended just said 'oh, that's normal. No problem.'

2026-04-01 08:55:24 UTC

Day 751 of trying to change my address in Spain
(this is not an exaggeration)
WTF happened?
For most of this period, I was waiting for the sellers of my property (6 people) to complete various paperwork with the town hall. This allowed them to register their ownership after inheritance, before the property passed to me.
I owned the property as soon as I bought it, but local authorities ha it registered to the deceased until all paperwork was done.
A few months ago, I was finally able to register it as my own. Then I had to pay the backtaxes on the property. Joy.
Anyway, I've been trying to register it as my primary address.
There are two ways to do this:
1. Get an appointment in person, bring 6 separate pieces of paper, and pray that the civil cervant feels like doing their job.
Last time I did this it took 7 visits to the government building and 2 phone call. Also not a joke.
2. Submit the paperwork online.
I went for option 2. Sounds easy, right?
Well, it took 2 hours of research to find the right portal, logins, and documents. 3 hours trying to submit the form, and no joy.
It needs electronic certificates and auto-signing software that I can't use on my mobile phone or computer.
I asked a developer friend for help.
It took us 2 hours to submit the form. Done!
But wait.
The process usually takes 4-6 weeks to approve. (Why???)
I waited.
Yesterday, I logged in to see that one of the forms the text said I DIDN'T need was 'pending submission'. I'd have to submit it.
I filled in the form (asking 10-20 questions to AI to help me find the right codes and numbers).
Unable to submit. Same problem with the autosigning software.
Sigh.
I'll get a fucking appointment in person and waste another morning on this.
Nope. No appointments available.
You have to log in on Friday morning at exactly 8am to reserve an appointment.
The saga continues.
And now I've spent 20 minutes writing about this insanity.
TL;DR
You need a PHD in administration to change your address in Spain.
I do not have a PHD. I only have PTSD.
Delete the bureaucracy.
Delete the state.

2026-03-28 08:29:46 UTC

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Impressive. A privacy hipster, I see.

2026-03-27 22:53:51 UTC

I DELETED FACEBOOK AFTER 20 YEARS OF USE.
How should I celebrate?
#asknostr

2026-03-27 22:04:01 UTC

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DELETE COINBASE!

2026-03-27 16:31:34 UTC

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Love it. We need more writers in the space. Love @nprofile…n98t 's work.

2026-03-27 10:39:12 UTC

GM.
Putting together a list of case studies and companies using effect human-centric storytelling to further Bitcoin's adoption.
So far, I have @nprofile…rzcm, @nprofile…n2y8, Gridless, @nprofile…uz3y, Steak n Shake, and a few other SMBs.
Can anyone suggest other companies?
#asknostr

2026-03-24 20:56:53 UTC

Dyslexic cypherpunks write cod.
🤓🐟

2026-03-23 22:30:58 UTC

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2026-03-23 19:08:13 UTC

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2026-03-23 15:25:07 UTC

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Nostr needs more stories. Here is one of mine.
A two-minute tales of what lies beneath.
How long can you hold your breath?
#naddr1qv…r0yd
#writing #writestr #fiction #creativewriting

2026-03-23 13:06:15 UTC

GM Nostr.
Have a GOAT of a day.
🐐
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2026-03-21 13:43:00 UTC

I have a book exchange in a mall near me.
Yesterday something cool happened.
Usually, I browse the English section (very few books, mostly crime and old folks' genre fiction).
I decided to pick up a Spanish book (I don't read as much in Spanish as I should).
Immediately, I saw this little book, peeking out at eye level. Invisible Cities is my favourite book of all time. I reread it most years, and it has inspired the novel I'm currently working on.
Calvino's book is unlike any other I've read. Extremely concise and precision engineered, yet philosophical, dreamy, and creative. It both has a narrative and it doesn't. Every time you read it, new thoughts form.
Here's the thing, I don't currently have a physical copy of it. Now I do. And this copy turned out to be the English version.
Books have a habit of finding you when you most need them.
Currently reading it (maybe the 5th time or so).
I have to keep it away from my cat, who loves the musty smell of this 1979 issue and keeps biting the pages, haha.
#bootstr #books #fiction
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2026-03-21 07:43:42 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/85c4337ff3211e54a7bcdc61a15052e119e4fddb7b5441bc5e4cc83c341afbfe.jpg

2026-03-21 07:42:15 UTC

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I like your style!

2026-03-20 09:13:26 UTC

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I am the (self-proclaimed) dad joke king of Bitcoin.
It is rumored that these jokes are the cure for Antonopoulos's migranes and Saylor's autism.
#nevent1q…s85s

2026-03-20 09:08:47 UTC

Live pictures of a bitcoiner after completing their $20 weekly buy...
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2026-03-17 13:18:19 UTC

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Me, looking for the app now it's changed colour...
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2026-03-17 13:17:07 UTC

Me, looking for the @nprofile…uz3y app now the logo has changed colour...
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