alton
Alton

Public Key

npub1a74qxqvujd3qmymm439jzm9mkd0xc00jg23hhegdx5rxzqy3dlcq3xkeka

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswl2srqxwfxcsdjda6cjepdjamxhnv8hey9gmmu5xn2pnpqzgkluqpr3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0w3kkzmnyv96x7une9ehhyecpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucvzhewt

Publishing to

relay.notmandatory.org

purplepag.es

relay.primal.net

umbrel.hanel.online:4848

nostr.tbai.me:592

island.nostr1.com

Author Public Key

npub1a74qxqvujd3qmymm439jzm9mkd0xc00jg23hhegdx5rxzqy3dlcq3xkeka

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Last Notes

2026-03-12 04:35:46 UTC

Got em’.
https://blossom.primal.net/0059419e4a99eb5fb2c8df67f9f00077040f3839d7e86a778fd0dc4b2424a291.jpg

2026-03-11 04:25:11 UTC

Mercy means nothing to a man who believes your destruction is holy.

2026-03-11 03:11:26 UTC

Cumbersome
Seven Mary Three
She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask
https://blossom.primal.net/bb0a91c019d3be3504b449d639eff8b4f8b1de55d61547d3dd42e364d3738765.mp4

2026-03-11 02:49:29 UTC

Keep Nostr weird.
https://blossom.primal.net/a8cce61b60fb9ac2269d968a103df6475817e6d672dcf617309a28b302be6061.mp4

2026-03-11 01:34:06 UTC

The Stealer - Free
When music was music.
https://blossom.primal.net/607cf9e89829d165e84e349dd579646a31a0370d2dfd695f53f757d80b36f96e.mp4

2026-03-08 13:24:31 UTC

🤘
https://blossom.primal.net/8c67d14ab667e326453568ff15496c0811b0f77eef6b92351463e3863444102d.mov

2026-03-04 16:04:01 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/62fcd82ce38eff0676777499d7e047f7da1f1bc725773b6d3492a5ea9d61655c.jpg

2026-03-02 20:01:50 UTC

Touché 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/03534fd8de016757834e75d926253fcb352b76d3c108f01c2680fd3f21f1e317.mov

2026-03-02 02:29:54 UTC

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😁
https://blossom.primal.net/8e249600a25fdcec9988e1eed6e5b6a6d02d4ef71c04c85ffedfcecb521caa81.mov

2026-03-02 02:24:24 UTC

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This is my favorite bot follower. 😁
https://blossom.primal.net/a2e8d187e6c6cbc25e3ca67758836a2c94ac05b2420de5655c5acc8c4320a1a1.mov

2026-03-01 15:58:41 UTC

The Dollar Milkshake Theory
https://blossom.primal.net/f0fb04075f67765e8b7a1c6bc27eeeaa49235691e5960b15ecf6c3af598457e6.jpg

2026-02-27 18:13:46 UTC

“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.”

2026-02-24 00:59:33 UTC

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Only bots, scammers, and skanks have DMed me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

2026-02-23 22:34:11 UTC

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GFY. Welcome to Nostr.
https://blossom.primal.net/8240247ec870d7587fa28fc46b4584d86dd1f71275f273d53fb05544a14e99f6.mov

2026-02-23 18:17:01 UTC

UK - 2
US - 0

2026-02-23 03:37:33 UTC

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Incoming. 😝
https://blossom.primal.net/968eb6d52dbfdcc15657927da01004767f03d98026a268e3a5df2cc8c128e4f1.jpg

2026-02-13 20:26:14 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/QKxtklZLi24srEmA.gif

2026-02-13 15:37:38 UTC

Resolution =
https://blossom.primal.net/a4e220774a2516d64a54496ae30c7d96ebea4520644d1c69109ec1a1144b31ec.jpg

2026-02-11 22:18:14 UTC

Banks = Taxi companies
Crypto = Uber
Destiny

2026-02-10 01:41:36 UTC

February 9, 2011.
The day Bitcoin reached $1
for the first time.

2026-02-08 22:50:53 UTC

In bear markets sats return to their rightful owners.

2026-02-08 03:43:15 UTC

If you know, you know.
https://blossom.primal.net/7a09f4603821b30cc9bd0565124a96fc219461cf6c0aab3b6095db613ebc23eb.mov

2026-02-08 02:45:05 UTC

If you know, you know.
https://blossom.primal.net/04d43984889095d625608277dead16c5508a17da5ed278370b1ac1b361093366.mp4

2026-02-06 21:15:11 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/FQXlaIxmPgjOm6ev.gif

2026-02-06 17:49:12 UTC

When she sees you don’t panic and instead buy the dip. 😍
https://blossom.primal.net/5631ca5ac6172c27472903093ceff1366636bbbc6093cfd376b8da8856c7cee1.jpg

2026-02-05 22:44:38 UTC

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Sent. 🫡

2026-02-05 22:09:35 UTC

If it makes anyone feel better, silver took a worse dump today than bitcoin. 😬
https://blossom.primal.net/fd73976049afdbd57d101424482c24431204757e4f7e19f6c21b58677d5db12d.jpg

2026-02-05 22:04:15 UTC

Me running from family and friends after telling everyone to buy Bitcoin at $120k. 😬
https://blossom.primal.net/15a0ee9b4c05eeae0ebff62e12e8ca66e088671dd13b26006cae9127ae7dec32.mp4

2026-02-05 21:46:38 UTC

Them: You gonna sell your bitcoin after that drop?
Me:
https://blossom.primal.net/9c064488f73a2fd25635dfff34bf48c454605dd3958c7e8920aa6d494b55191e.mov

2026-02-05 17:57:05 UTC

See y’all at $60K
https://i.nostr.build/NhJFtRjyj5p9kzIE.gif

2026-02-05 17:32:22 UTC

Oh well, at least there still aren’t wash rules in the U.S. for Bitcoin losses.
https://i.nostr.build/xTe4KJjDmj1vgGjF.gif

2026-02-05 17:04:22 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/3T9fNsSP1mwg3JUf.gif

2026-02-05 17:03:52 UTC

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Thank you.
https://i.nostr.build/3T9fNsSP1mwg3JUf.gif

2026-02-05 16:24:10 UTC

@nprofile…9pf8 @nprofile…yugp
Get your shit together girls.
https://blossom.primal.net/2050e0604a64e07ea53d0e37434d8f3bd10569ce06971f98a72ad08c76e45769.jpg

2026-02-05 15:45:25 UTC

A little perspective in case you’re bummed for having a down day.
https://blossom.primal.net/5be2cb2cc441a6e498143965c96438d89264c92e776ecf0ddf91a82e69598cb8.jpg

2026-02-05 01:01:03 UTC

A good time for some perspective.
https://99bitcoins.com/bitcoin-obituaries/

2026-02-03 23:26:38 UTC

@nprofile…mlj7 trying to orange pill MFKRs. 😁
https://blossom.primal.net/c2162fb755c4dbe98c41662c7203ac11bea308479a21826292d7539dd1b0bf69.mov

2026-01-31 23:39:23 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/wz2YrXs5WcNW8Dgw.gif

2026-01-31 23:36:26 UTC

🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/0979883bfc7248b1199aac9f841a3f5a9a95e5c7882d58d48183d491cbe0c69c.jpg

2026-01-31 20:58:15 UTC

Meanwhile banks call bitcoin a scam. 🤦🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/b60dfbb65b0fa2f656a8cd2c62a8eb01175820fedc1f96948fbde20a81cf8cd7.jpg

2026-01-30 20:24:35 UTC

Judas Priest
Metal Gods
Machines are taking all over
With mankind in their command
In time they'd like to discover
How they can make their demand
https://blossom.primal.net/3725d78b6f656fd4e7ea6dd41d57ee085e3e901db833caae4a2eab27c193c9a6.mov

2026-01-30 15:04:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/6e8178f26a4458c1a568276fee1828edbab17ffed4958526129b43cf206aebc8.jpg

2026-01-30 03:51:00 UTC

Bitcoin lending companies prepared to margin call
https://blossom.primal.net/0997ac4c0be8775cc1503532c32625bc5d0ff59161000ceba158e101ec72c254.jpg

2026-01-30 02:13:35 UTC

Bitcoiners making more excuses for BTC than Peter Schiff did for gold.
https://blossom.primal.net/514d43968053a61a1d7551e98beadf1c8d77187296e4852048091b0fbbf6c398.jpg

2026-01-27 17:29:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f915bb640201af1df6a7a91fdaa1ad653ca84003792b53ba1abe8e231ed4dbb7.mp4

2026-01-26 20:57:31 UTC

Peter Schiff was right.
There, I said it. 🫤

2026-01-23 21:19:18 UTC

There is no second best.
https://blossom.primal.net/6b16859ff58a5f6671c48314d208f2d9b2b49e2cec08d60a77b5590028959389.jpg

2026-01-22 21:57:12 UTC

When you finally orange pill your real estate investor friend…
https://blossom.primal.net/e915e86874954d17d1fc8bad5d232836c48607b544b173ce60df797732b9aa45.mov

2026-01-22 21:45:09 UTC

😆
https://blossom.primal.net/a008b0534f2eb51880630f0e58db46bfc9c8f592ab56530a5d1f78ed6c876301.mov

2026-01-22 02:39:18 UTC

War on the Tab is a song about government accounting that treats war as a necessity and its citizens as an unaffordable expense.
Listen more here: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/revolutionrock/war-on-the-tab/
https://blossom.primal.net/ec2bcc91110183d54c4d34cdf686a425db042cc2f6f724905148b3c03fc9bd5b.mp4

2026-01-17 14:13:32 UTC

Gold vs Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/a585f48f4a7fd789ba9326350a34808e53c5ffc875d4953a4348ad0e4fab1cf7.jpg

2026-01-14 22:48:35 UTC

Everyone’s running around acting crazy AF like the Nightrider these days. 🤔
https://i.nostr.build/rT7xaNYEuEe4iTY2.gif

2026-01-14 20:47:01 UTC

There is no 2nd best.
https://blossom.primal.net/579dd1e9d9842ab7738e98027392f4017acce89cd2a8ebca0a9e9a8caa111de2.jpg

2026-01-09 19:28:24 UTC

How about a little “Bitcoin Rock”?
Here’s a few bars.
Satoshi lit a quiet fuse
Then vanished from the frame
No crown, no throne, just open code
And a system with no name
BTC, decimal dreams
Late nights on a cracked screen
Cash App taps, little by little
Tryin’ to slip the machine
You can hear more here…
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/revolutionrock/ledger-in-the-shadows
https://blossom.primal.net/9e6538db2c0177810d8d332e04b286e510aac1023391ce5248a03805bfba06df.jpg

2026-01-07 13:39:03 UTC

@nprofile…0a59 spittin’ 🔥
#multinational #government #video #podcast #banking
https://blossom.primal.net/4a2314b6ec820677e7df3e2b1cf17effdbd851d0bf25cd1c63d2d4cc0150925b.mov

2026-01-03 16:02:44 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f0129e00af2d66ae17a269afb6f7d8894e9876d9b575705cf1e493589fa36aea.png

2026-01-02 18:39:47 UTC

There is no second best.
Let’s go!
https://blossom.primal.net/b16b963a574b069df4874bf094ad517bd0d8953e1d429888171a98bd9b5f415e.jpg

2025-12-31 23:05:52 UTC

Created my first instrumental/jazz song which was just released on Spotify and Apple. Check it out...
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/analogcoast/night-run-on-ocean-drive

2025-12-30 04:56:53 UTC

Remember: not your keys, not your coins. 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/8e63dc91fc68096275c4a6f62cc057e0050a689d00f956c4d5fb713281c4bd05.mov

2025-12-29 18:24:15 UTC

New bitcoin investors when they experience their first pump…
https://blossom.primal.net/54e1ea861865ee7b59cfb8e55b1eefe53316d06e2e27151d3f91203a923a788e.mov

2025-12-29 00:10:00 UTC

Gold silver crypto Bitcoin S&P funny video crash
https://blossom.primal.net/e9bc160131a3d0719f79ecdad76f82aa6d1dbfad86feaa889cc054efac8d3efa.mp4

2025-12-26 01:58:35 UTC

Opening credits for a great movie.
The Devil’s Rejects directed by Rob Zombie
https://v.nostr.build/BStUSD89oxnYDqpN.mp4

2025-12-25 14:12:58 UTC

Ah, Dan Peña…
🎅 😄
https://blossom.primal.net/34cddf6a2cf94d5da79befc888371bfc9b8028609cb292a65f674cd864606696.mov

2025-12-19 18:14:42 UTC

Do you live in the U.S.? If yes, keep reading.
Do you have CashApp? If no, keep reading.
Do you want $15? If yes, keep reading.
Use this link and referral code. Get $15. Buy Bitcoin (even within CashApp) and be happy.
You’re welcome.
https://cash.app/app/XH5C7RP

2025-12-16 21:25:49 UTC

Bitcoin board game, what?!
Pretty cool idea.
https://thebitcoinmaximalists.com

2025-12-11 02:02:05 UTC

How I feel using ChatGPT.
https://i.nostr.build/HrkV199cR9tih0r2.gif

2025-12-11 01:29:53 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/eYg0va0i7WHhbP4O.gif

2025-12-01 01:41:14 UTC

Work, retirement, life, fiat, balance, 9 to 5, purpose, video
https://v.nostr.build/XV5lgF9E9EyThbPL.mp4

2025-11-30 21:41:24 UTC

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Yes. The reporter is Palki Sharma with Firstpost.

2025-11-30 16:58:16 UTC

Posting Zero, Enshittification, social media, bots, influencer, video
https://v.nostr.build/OoNoCIY8cTofyqF5.mp4

2025-11-28 11:44:17 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/4665459690dba127720e937796a2e0dbb7a291b3cd887af6558719ea3367ca6b.png

2025-11-27 12:59:52 UTC

#bolivia
https://blossom.primal.net/8dcfbd80a856016ecb7856c96bb8edfc66b82d74c5c8a9ad72a7f57d9d4fcf01.jpg

2025-11-21 09:16:52 UTC

When ICE comes for your hot Russian side piece 😢
#miamivice #80s
https://blossom.primal.net/22c6fed63a7676f74d46d4db918511d955b23250c2dcad989c8cbdaa168c7d74.mov

2025-11-14 18:20:42 UTC

All the MFs who been shilling bitcoin loans the last year…
https://image.nostr.build/ee9c0228d4346721fdfc6a7a8fbaa1e4a2dfa9c695073748ccfd9b6ffbdbeb76.gif

2025-11-07 18:13:15 UTC

What I see when y’all say, “touch grass”. 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/06a75797a18e278b5695f88eb92c6af926371bbfd59c7b58accf2e2c4ff2db42.jpg

2025-11-05 17:44:18 UTC

Bitcoin vs NYC real estate
There is no second best.

2025-11-05 00:07:53 UTC

OG Bitcoiners explaining the recent crash to newbies…
https://blossom.primal.net/0407203e97bc90a9a021135b302542bee473ae289b77e55104b65e51543a0c38.mov

2025-11-01 03:05:32 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ed1ac8982fcf6a60ec4ff78353829e1ca9a76f379aac8c0f4d90120de1974871.mov

2025-10-31 09:34:23 UTC

Venezuela be like…
https://blossom.primal.net/50d92087edb4c9351316f90eba380c65b6bba1272aadf4cd0c97561d70117036.mov

2025-10-31 08:57:26 UTC

“Uptober”, my ass. 🫤
https://blossom.primal.net/848dc3d629beb646dcf9eb2aca6de8bcbd29811ef4358391d1609b9d7096d2ae.jpg

2025-10-30 18:33:02 UTC

Reason #456 while real estate investing sucks.
Just buy bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/54662dd12296e4c266f471dfaffd66bf2f61c70a3fb71a0355b762281affdbaa.mp4

2025-10-28 18:54:35 UTC

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Each other
https://image.nostr.build/3b2767c86f95e2407145b4c07f69f7c62b7386e205c930d3c2aed192055e5f15.gif

2025-10-27 01:51:39 UTC

I had a new niece born today. I created her a wallet and transferred $100 BTC. I’ll give her access 21 years from now. Let’s hope the AI estimate is correct.
https://blossom.primal.net/e20db5a73dd8c88f9fa342de9686809c777ce5bcc9e1f9f357d98adc341885f1.jpg

2025-10-27 01:42:03 UTC

Money talks but wealth whispers.

2025-10-27 01:23:09 UTC

#video #americans
https://blossom.primal.net/fc733280d37bab9e88e8692f31bde29b50ccdeb3ca59eee764e5f955960a2596.mp4

2025-10-24 17:21:25 UTC

Costa Rica = Pura vida.
My ass.
https://blossom.primal.net/cd9a18c939e2db1c3b5b3b9df0093a6b86b9a8dc9dd5964882d6dd68dab830de.png

2025-10-22 13:11:55 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/fafb188efab9e2bceab682d4064476112260e0f803e919cb9a8d530eff027471.jpg

2025-10-21 17:20:59 UTC

Someone check on Peter Schiff. Gold dropped more than 5 percent today. 😄

2025-10-20 16:46:33 UTC

Bitcoin isn’t just an investment. It’s also (cyber) security.
#decentralized
https://blossom.primal.net/3271d62c691adf6c0c0652129630f104ae079ffb33ffb96a594a468a8fb7f00f.jpg

2025-10-20 16:41:40 UTC

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In the words of Screwface: dead and about to be buried.

2025-10-17 22:30:49 UTC

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😝
https://video.nostr.build/67b5233050597db36da2ec0fb13295a9c4c81792c51d549cda74dbbc536b0c61.mp4

2025-10-12 04:48:42 UTC

#artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/21147ffee1fd904de2240f25640ec3682c185eeece7525e4fe29f9542aa056a6.jpg

2025-10-11 04:51:53 UTC

Wake me up if it drops 50 percent or more.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/YNxvJmicapfWgQUOhi/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91nt1teu632015e9t3inu2atsie9ew8t5oydad7q1h&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2025-10-11 04:38:27 UTC

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Nerd fights are funny. 😁
https://image.nostr.build/df2b24721b306b51028147dd68c8838f95090fa8ff144380ab17f7db8093394d.gif

2025-10-10 23:10:40 UTC

😁😬🥲
https://image.nostr.build/2ab9ea9d64c14ddeab24d834a1614c4ed600a6bfb1b323a2dce1a8e8bc3e9d3b.gif

2025-10-10 23:03:31 UTC

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Strike be like…
https://image.nostr.build/0f5a4915bba1a107ab96f6b2056c4f1d877546b91ab7fe6d0bdaeb28613d035d.gif

2025-10-10 13:40:44 UTC

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2025-10-10 13:34:33 UTC

Greedflation

2025-10-10 03:10:58 UTC

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Do you have concerns about keeping that much (monthly expenses) on an exchange?

2025-10-09 01:04:03 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/526ff62e72ce9710bb2aab0aa52d38f7a10c007bf9520293bd7dd513c6b00c40.jpg