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brian flounders

i buy a big box of rejected / ugly organic fruits and vegetables every 2 weeks from a company called ‘hungry harvest.’ it diverts them from the landfill, and into my belly. been doing it for years. really enjoy seeing what comes in, and making something out of it. keeps my creativity going. and, surprises are fun!
anyway this is homemade butternut squash (HH) ravioli with asparagus (HH) in a sage (HH) parmigiano reggiano cream sauce. it’s a 36 month aged parm that i brought back from parma, italy.
this was excellent, not gonna lie.
if you also like culinary surprises and challenges, and saving food from wasting, sign up. i think you get a discount on your first box or something:
https://shop.hungryharvest.net/referral?id=10023
#cook
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2026-03-15 17:10:05 UTC

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glad you enjoyed

2026-03-15 17:09:53 UTC

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hahaha i said im not cooking for at least a month — so, soon! thanks for reading

2026-03-15 17:09:25 UTC

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this sounds like stefano! i’ll see you in costa rica, good sir.

2026-03-14 05:15:42 UTC

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i love it so much that you got that graffiti as a tattoo. “vita, ti amo” … life, i love you. it’s a great reminder. i was tempted to join you at the parlor! love ya ‘tina. tell bri guy i said heyyo

2026-03-04 02:23:29 UTC

tonight’s dessert: **b’s chocolate peanut butter protein bomb**
🍫🥜💣
i made a big batch of this ridiculous protein ice cream and split it into 3 pint-ish sized ninja creami containers. i just ate half a container after lifting and i’m completely full.
it honestly tastes like real chocolate peanut butter ice cream, but the macros are insane.
half container macros:
~281 calories
~54g protein
~10–11g carbs
~2–3g fat
basically food-grade protein paste that somehow satisfies my snobby ice cream heart.
big batch recipe (6 large servings):
• 200g egg white chocolate peanut butter protein powder
• 4 fairlife (core power) 42g protein chocolate shakes
• 1 packet sugar-free chocolate pudding mix (~1.4 oz)
• 4g xanthan gum
• blend until thick and smooth
• split into 3 pint-ish containers, bang out air in containers, freeze overnight.
buy a ninja creami! i swear by it. when ready to eat, takeout for 20 minutes, run hot water on the sides of the container for 2 minutes. splash of milk on top then blend in the creami on “lite ice cream” setting. then blend again on lite ice cream.
— eat half a container post-lift and try not to laugh at how this ice cream is healthy.
#fitness #cook
https://blossom.primal.net/6141870d79382d7cceef4e3c206cf3c060bdaaed6b56ee540eb91eb0d082cf4e.mov

2026-03-01 01:44:50 UTC

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more hash, more heat. building a water heater in my basement to learn.

2026-03-01 00:48:00 UTC

feeling so inspired by the hashrate heatpunk summit. can’t wait to get home and tinker. #bitcoin
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2026-02-25 21:21:29 UTC

“In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.”
— John Muir
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2026-02-15 17:27:11 UTC

sorry rome, mine is better. can’t wait to make it at home. #travel #cook
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2026-01-22 14:32:14 UTC

finally gorgeous after 3 days of cyclone harry. without power for hours, but the kitchens stayed open - the show must go on! #travel
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2026-01-19 21:25:19 UTC

i will surely write a long post about this at some point. but for now, i call this home while im mastering italian cuisine here in copanello, italy at the italian culinary institute. buonanotte a tutti! #travel #cook
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2026-01-01 06:49:26 UTC

come on. how south philly can we get?
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2026-01-01 05:49:50 UTC

HAPPY 2026! celebrating the burning of christmas as one does in south philly
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2025-12-31 23:39:57 UTC

happy new year!
a 2026 “revolution” (bigger than a resolution, h/t sara) is to find my way back into art.
i enjoy creating. it’s time to make space for all things that give me energy.
#create
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2025-12-27 23:28:41 UTC

cleaning out the fridge (and some thanksgiving leftovers!): added some ground beef to crescent rolls, (frozen) mashed potatoes, (frozen) peas and carrots … for a warming bone-sticking meal on this icy night. #cook
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2025-12-15 19:55:25 UTC

feet dangling off the side of a helicopter… pretty awesome rush!
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2025-12-12 04:00:58 UTC

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that’s surprising! good riddance to all that social media

2025-12-12 03:54:37 UTC

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1. i am stronger and more capable than i was a year ago.
2. i successfully cooked thanksgiving for 43 people this year, and every dish turned out great.
3. i still have full agency. i can choose differently today if i want to.

2025-12-11 19:14:39 UTC

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i can definitely see that — i was fascinated with the idea of co-living. bought some books on it (very popular in europe it seems?). we are lacking community in so many contexts, co-living seems like it would definitely help. but one house with 6 people type co-living only works until a certain point/age. i think more college dorm-style living (first floor shared with community kitchen and living room) with each bedroom having little living spaces too maybe. but that kind of exists in those mammoth new apartment complexes (in the states). they have common areas that residents hardly ever use. so it’s more a societal issue perhaps? covid made us retreat more into ourselves … i think i want to start a monthly hangout / discussion group / something in my first floor. see how that evolves.

2025-12-11 19:09:55 UTC

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what did hog think sir?

2025-12-06 21:19:57 UTC

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to be honest it was holding back my dating life and most importantly my goal of having a family. when i brought a woman home after a date for a night cap, a roommates had just smoked weed out on the back deck. she walks in and said “ew it stinks like weed in here.” i said “sorry that’s my roommate”. she asked bluntly: “why do you have roommates?” and i thought about it a lot —and felt she was right. (it didnt work out with her but not for this reason haha) but it was time to move on. now i am going to take a few months to decide if it’s too big a house for just me. sorry, wordy answer. it was a lot of fun but i guess neverland is no more!

2025-12-06 21:07:04 UTC

my house has 6 bedrooms, and for the last 20 years, friends and family (and randos from the internet) have lived with me. this year, i asked them all to move out. so when i asked some friends for their new mailing addresses for christmas cards, woody's response cracked me up:
_this is what i expect to see for your card this year_
https://blossom.primal.net/8d772f0d16b235380c573be02395ae28ffdf43084fa1592f9c73b69075e9339f.jpg
damn, that's good.

2025-12-06 20:53:24 UTC

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hahaha make a better one ant! or help me improve this one

2025-11-12 01:09:41 UTC

when amazon gives you 6 hands of bananas instead of 6 bananas… you make pistachio banana bread. #cook
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2025-10-29 01:59:43 UTC

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you get over the weirdness pretty quickly! everyone is feeling the same thing. so that helps

2025-10-28 03:53:22 UTC

sometimes you just take a photo that ends up being accidentally perfect. here my softball teammates are arguing who is the fastest … (it’s actually me). #accidentalrenaissance
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2025-10-27 17:56:55 UTC

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very cool. that’s on my project roadmap so that i maintain a copy of my own posts too.

2025-10-27 13:00:30 UTC

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i have been vibe coding it. hence it being a little buggy still haha. hosted on cloudflare free pages. code > github > cloudflare.
https://github.com/floundies/brianflounders.com

2025-10-21 20:29:02 UTC

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bookmarking this! i was interested in the idea too., and have started fleshing long-from (and short!) syndicated at brianflounders.com using this npub. it's github and cloudflare (so i did have to use email). i was just looking for other unhosted options. still just learning and exploring (so its buggy). love the contact form.

2025-10-20 22:37:45 UTC

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can always find them on sale too. my aunt gifted this to me for hosting her at thanksgiving a few years ago — because she found a 2 for 1 deal at kohls. it’s been clutch!

2025-10-20 20:21:51 UTC

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@nprofile…0x3s its just an all-in-one that does the trick for most things i need! https://www.cuisinart.com/air-fryer-toaster-oven-with-grill/TOA-70NAS.html

2025-10-20 16:14:19 UTC

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hey thanks! i’m exploring keeping everything on nostr. it’s been a learning experience but a lot of fun.

2025-10-13 11:26:33 UTC

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interesting. it works for me on a short post. but not a long article (kind 30023). thanks for the reply

2025-10-13 01:48:23 UTC

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hmm how did you get a video to post and embed? i am using primal. doesn't seem to work. bummer.

2025-10-13 01:42:24 UTC

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is there any way to embed / include a video in a long-from nostr note? ("article")? it lets me upload it in the primal image upload -- but doesn't display it at all in the post.

2025-10-11 22:13:56 UTC

diggin on chipotle air fryer chicken. i leave a prepped bowl of raw chicken marinating in spices in my fridge every three/four days. cooked perfectly in like12 minutes. here, with coconut cilantro rice. 10/10 so good so easy actually healthy. #cook
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2025-10-09 12:52:17 UTC

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is this an AI photo or is this mug available for purchase somewhere hahah

2025-10-09 12:51:27 UTC

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quite lovely watercolor thanks for sharing

2025-10-09 12:50:55 UTC

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does this happen frequently? ouch.

2025-10-09 01:51:06 UTC

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they aren’t looking so hot. annnnnd LA homerun. ugh

2025-10-09 01:13:18 UTC

so nice i made it twice! second night in a row because this might be one of the best sandwiches i’ve ever made: chipotle chicken thighs with blistered peppers, cucumbers, red onion and red leaf, dressed with siracha aioli on a seeded roll. 🤤 #cook
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2025-10-03 20:49:50 UTC

BRIAN TRIES… cycling 45 miles!
i rode 45 miles down the shore 2 weekends ago. it was my first time on a bike in like 2 years — last time was on a shittybike… oops i mean citibike — landmark hopping in dc. that ride was awesome, but not because of the bike (that thing was heavy and slow compared to my old but speedy road bike). i didn’t even sign up for this ride — toph told me he had an extra spot with 2 weeks to go. no time for training! would i be okay? would my ass hurt like hell? yes. and yes. but the bay was gorgeous, the sun shimmering in its wake. honestly it wasn’t that hard; felt like i could’ve gone twice as fast. i’ve always wondered what it’s like to do a triathlon or even an ironman — it’s the swimming that scares me. biking? i could double this distance and pace. swimming fast? ehhh, not so much. my buddy carl’s been talking forever about doing a 4 corners bike trip… maybe this was day one of training. 🚲🍻 #briantries
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2025-10-02 02:49:44 UTC

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pretty cool. thanks for generating! i’d buy one haha

2025-10-02 02:48:43 UTC

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of course! let me know if you have questions. please make sure to credit @nprofile…laku for his slides (black backgrounds).

2025-09-30 03:54:31 UTC

BRIAN TRIES… HIP HOP
i’m the guy who couldn’t clap on beat at a concert, so signing up for hip hop lessons felt insane. every week i walked in terrified, but walked out grinning. in a room full of mirrors, i didn’t see the nerd in my head — i actually looked… kinda okay. when the rhythm hit, i could find it and feel it, and i stuck with it. the instructor even fist-bumped me yelling “YESSSS BRIAN YESSSS.” peak of my hip hop career (so far). 5/5 would try again. #briantries
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2025-09-24 20:35:53 UTC

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is the median income really $83k? i find that surprising. that’s gotta be household income no?

2025-09-16 03:22:50 UTC

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nice read — so… any single bitcoiner women out there looking for her match?

2025-09-04 14:25:00 UTC

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who wouldn’t?

2025-04-18 21:57:57 UTC

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i was also very bummed by the switch to solana. i’m not a gamer but bought the early copies and bought stupid in game nfts and felt betrayed when they switched. wouldn’t have supported any of that if that was announced as the plan.

2025-03-30 14:09:48 UTC

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mediocre tbh. abandoned it halfway through. will pick it up again soon but it was kinda just uninteresting vignettes that didn’t flow together. very journaly.

2024-11-06 14:16:08 UTC

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sorry you and he are going through this. cancer is a bitch

2024-09-13 22:38:04 UTC

just testing to see if i can zap myself and show up on the “top zapped” notes. seems like it shouldn’t be counted / gaming the system haha

2024-08-30 16:40:24 UTC

going to nairobi, kenya soon. anyone have any places i need to check out there? any bitcoin friendly businesses i can spend some sats at? first time anywhere in africa.

2024-08-30 16:35:07 UTC

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wish i understood more of this. but i always learn when lyn speaks.

2024-08-25 23:17:39 UTC

can’t remember who here or on twitter recommended “travels” to me but i just bought it and will provide feedback
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2024-08-25 23:11:54 UTC

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amen! i was sent some pics from a disposable that were taken in yosemite while camping and they felt so much more authentic than the dozens of pics we took with our phones.

2024-08-25 23:09:35 UTC

going to try to proactively post more on nostr — even tho i’ve mostly just lurked on twitter/X for years.

2024-08-19 17:01:23 UTC

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is nostr best built into any ios client? i haven’t played with that yet.

2023-03-27 00:31:34 UTC

haven’t been on damus in a week or so and this new update looks amazing !

2023-02-17 05:54:05 UTC

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noticed the same thing myself. pleasantly surprised

2023-01-05 20:34:06 UTC

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wish you could tip a user directly from a note with a lightning icon ⚡️next to the hang loose 🤙 - a sats boost.