Bill

I break software.

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2026-05-20 23:29:17 UTC

First Apple harvest! #gardening
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2026-05-19 19:53:11 UTC

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I've had that happen on tests just because of a misconfigured http server.

2026-05-19 15:45:26 UTC

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Oh yeah, that would make it unclear. Not particularly unexpected, though. Open AI is not exactly stellar at marketing.

2026-05-19 11:10:51 UTC

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Oh BRUCE'S headline. Roger that. Yeah, it's likely he meant to do that. Didn't think of it that way!!

2026-05-19 02:44:27 UTC

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I guess I've lost the thread here. Who is owning who in the title?

2026-05-15 23:46:42 UTC

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What, you didn't hear?

2026-05-15 20:11:10 UTC

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Ok, FINE.

2026-05-15 19:02:29 UTC

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So what you all are telling me is that I need to go on LinkedIn, make a new post, and just simply put in the meme of the guy sitting in front of the park with the sign hanging on the table that says "AI agents are just fancy cron jobs. Change my mind." Is that what you're telling me to do?

2026-05-15 17:36:14 UTC

Ok. I have a request.
I would like a pro AI person (I know there are not very many people on here like that), but I'm going to try, before I go to LinkedIn (which I don't want to do), to explain to me why an AI agent isn't just a fancy cron job. I made the joke the other day about getting thrown out the window when I made that phone call, and that joke wasn't a joke. That phone call happened, and it was an unpleasant conversation. Honestly, I want an actual answer to how an AI agent differs from Systemd, Windows Service, anything like that, aside from the fact that it's connected to an LLM.

2026-05-15 16:56:13 UTC

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Well shit.

2026-05-15 16:55:59 UTC

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Да, но необходимо.

2026-05-15 16:22:24 UTC

Huh, the translation service is borked.

2026-05-14 17:10:15 UTC

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That is also not wrong.

2026-05-14 17:05:03 UTC

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And they aren't wrong. That's the kicker.

2026-05-14 14:28:20 UTC

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And @npub12as…yvvc for spices, we are golden.

2026-05-14 14:25:15 UTC

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my goat farm is already on order.

2026-05-14 14:24:57 UTC

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roughly translated as "Please buy our stock so our executives actually get paid."

2026-05-13 11:21:14 UTC

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Damn this is well written.

2026-05-13 01:52:58 UTC

Fuck cancer.

2026-05-12 13:53:50 UTC

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Hmm.
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2026-05-12 13:43:40 UTC

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Birds are friends. Unless they are food.

2026-05-12 13:23:42 UTC

Good morning from the Sempf Compound. Go outside today, it's good for you.
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2026-05-12 11:05:56 UTC

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Aww come on.

2026-05-12 03:48:38 UTC

AI Agents are not programs. They are digital workers.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
https://stateofsecurity.com/ai-agents-are-already-working-for-you-whos-managing-them/
#agenticai #identity

2026-05-11 14:32:21 UTC

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Now that I think about it, with you being a crow, it wouldn't be that big of a deal!

2026-05-11 14:29:52 UTC

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🪟

2026-05-11 14:27:47 UTC

Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AO bros. They will throw you out the window like on that one web comic meme.

2026-05-08 02:26:17 UTC

Do I know anyone at Halock?

2026-05-05 14:48:12 UTC

#copyfail
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2026-05-04 03:11:25 UTC

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2026-05-02 14:13:18 UTC

My township makes announcements and whatnot on Facebook. If it is a long post, you can only see so much before logging in. So, if I want to get information about my local government, I have to ask Mark Zuckerberg.
Something is very, very wrong with that.

2026-05-02 13:55:39 UTC

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I know a guy.

2026-05-02 13:53:42 UTC

You know it is gonna be a good day when it starts off with a hot steaming mug of sudo apt update -y && sudo apt upgrade -y

2026-05-01 20:23:14 UTC

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Hell yeah. 4:19 check-in, 4:20 check out.

2026-04-30 12:27:32 UTC

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I think it is less malice and more disorganization.

2026-04-27 19:28:58 UTC

Any appsec people looking for a BIG job? Fidelity Investments is looking for an appsec lead. If anyone is interested, I can shoot you their email.
#getfedihired

2026-04-23 18:54:35 UTC

In other news, Amazon Music has a builtin playlist called "Intense angry rock music to fuel your rage." No, not kidding.

2026-04-23 02:14:41 UTC

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Baratza Encore. Only way to fly.

2026-04-22 20:39:29 UTC

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finger -m gayint

2026-04-22 02:40:56 UTC

Does anyone know if what CISA is putting out post-Jen is worth looking or is just like the rest of the anal flem this administration produces? I mean, for realz inside knowledge?
https://thehackernews.com/2026/04/cisa-adds-8-exploited-flaws-to-kev-sets.html
#cisa #kev

2026-04-20 15:24:31 UTC

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Ermagerd. That's a name I haven't heard in a long long time.

2026-04-18 13:28:41 UTC

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Hey, at least you spelled meathead right.

2026-04-17 18:05:22 UTC

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It's been nice knowing you.

2026-04-17 15:56:08 UTC

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2026-04-16 16:46:54 UTC

My daughter just came home with a strawberry plant. We don't have terraces set up or anything. Anyone got any quick n dirty tricks? #gardening

2026-04-16 03:46:41 UTC

A design flaw in the MCP protocol. Whoda thunk. Honestly even back when they were first discussing MCP in 2024 I worried about that. Supply chain is enough of a mess, now this?
https://www.securityweek.com/by-design-flaw-in-mcp-could-enable-widespread-ai-supply-chain-attacks/
#mcp #vulnerability

2026-04-13 15:14:44 UTC

Bloomberg is covering Mythos. The journalists are VERY skeptical, and the AIBros are all like "THIS SHOULD BE A GLOBAL LAW EVERYONE SHOULD TEST WITH THIS AAAH WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE."
OH man they have Kara Sprague on and she is speaking truth. THANK goodness.
And now it's kreiger "OH NOT THIS IS REALLY GOOD YOU SHOULD USE IT YOU DON'T WANNA GET HACKED DO YOU?"
Kara: "Um, that's not how any of this works."
God I'm loving this. And she's just so polite.
I would not be so polite. That's probably why I am not on Bloomberg. Or a CEO. Or, well, yeah.

2026-04-10 17:42:20 UTC

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And that begs the question as to whether the problem is with the technology or the problem is with the shitty way that people use it. I think we both agree that the latter is a more significant problem.

2026-04-10 16:15:02 UTC

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https://www.lindau-nobel.org/blog-nobel-prize-in-chemistry-2024-protein-folding-and-ai/

2026-04-10 14:40:57 UTC

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"spices"

2026-04-09 18:47:44 UTC

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But out of curiosity, are you getting questions from your management? None of my clients have said a word one, and several of them are very AI focused.

2026-04-09 18:45:29 UTC

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I believe that is exactly correct. As I mentioned somewhere, open up a developer console on any browser on any website of any size and significance, and you'll see 7,000 vulnerabilities in the JavaScript. Absolutely none of them are exploitable for anything useful at all. They don't really matter, and I would imagine that 99.997% of the things that are showing up in this magic report are going to be exactly like that.

2026-04-09 18:42:04 UTC

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You should start a blog. Oh, wait.

2026-04-09 18:28:36 UTC

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When you say your risk models remain unchanged, does that mean you are not receiving pressure from management to change them due to Glass Wing, or that you already have and you're not changing them back?

2026-04-09 18:11:07 UTC

For those getting questions about Glasswing from their executives, give them this article.
https://tryaether.ai/blog/anthropic-glasswing-frontier-attack

2026-04-09 16:49:45 UTC

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A microwave. A microwave deletes the messages.
Or a 38. That works ok too.

2026-04-09 01:27:06 UTC

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/me peeks in the door.

2026-04-08 14:16:07 UTC

Oh look. I need to not be on social media today.

2026-04-08 03:10:08 UTC

Good writeup on @npub12xh…zxeq's recent efforts.
https://securityaffairs.com/190400/breaking-news/experts-published-unpatched-windows-zero-day-bluehammer.html
#0day #microsoft

2026-04-07 19:45:46 UTC

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“”::

2026-04-03 02:30:46 UTC

Anyone feel the under boomer in the bay area?

2026-04-02 15:31:39 UTC

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Let me guess. It was vibe coded, right?

2026-04-01 19:18:07 UTC

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All you can do now is share the joy.

2026-03-26 20:45:42 UTC

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Well, if you wanna be really picky sure. Honestly find me a mail app that doesn't fit that, broadly.
But outlook actively prevents the user from doing good work, and that's inexcusable. I don't think you can say THAT about Eudora or Thunderbird. Outlook just tries to do too much.

2026-03-26 19:33:25 UTC

Outlook needs to die in a fire. It has become unusable.

2026-03-24 20:08:36 UTC

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You can do that? With a partial string match like that? Zesty.

2026-03-17 19:53:30 UTC

Oh look, the creator of OpenClaw is going to speak at Microsoft Build!
Not often they feature malware authors but there ya go.

2026-03-14 21:25:04 UTC

With @npub1tnw…dc6y at Fan Expo. Looking at some fandom knockoffs. Funnier than hell.
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2026-03-07 17:42:00 UTC

Tank, I need an exit.
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2026-03-06 22:13:30 UTC

Uhyup
#claude #orly
h/t @npub19tz…epzc
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2026-02-25 16:42:55 UTC

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moldy ...
cumbubble ... ?

2026-02-18 17:29:57 UTC

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Well stated.

2026-02-18 16:54:12 UTC

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It is far easier to write junk than write good code with AI consoles. I'm not sure what's gonna happen with that. But remember VB4? How EASY it was to just generate unmaintainable shit? Now we have that on a logarithmic scale. Yay?

2026-02-17 04:48:05 UTC

Bring out yer path traversal memes!!
https://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2026/Feb/10
#linksys #vulnerability

2026-02-16 19:33:57 UTC

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that is really nice! Did you build the store, or is it an open source product? It's very easy to use.

2026-01-30 04:41:01 UTC

The @npub1m24…d9a3 is setting up a push for e2e encryption. Worth doing.
https://encryptitalready.org/
#eff #privacy

2026-01-14 03:46:41 UTC

Mr. Schneier has a salient reminder from the Hackers' Manifesto.
https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2026/01/1980s-hacker-manifesto.html
#hacking #philosophy

2026-01-10 13:29:55 UTC

At the time, I knew @npub1nrx…m4fy was right to leave the US. I did not, however, expect the turning point showing how right she was to be this swift, egregious, and devastating.

2026-01-02 22:56:30 UTC

You know when you have that one piece of firewood that you can't get a grip on? This one took me a while to get right.
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2025-12-29 14:39:56 UTC

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And she isn't wrong. But things are moving at a remarkable pace, and sometimes what goes around, comes around.

2025-12-29 14:37:31 UTC

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In general, I love the idea of "parental controls" are for the mid-aged to control what their parents can see online.

2025-12-24 05:07:58 UTC

"Bringing back LimeWire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit."
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/12/yo-what-limewire-re-emerges-in-online-rush-to-share-pulled-60-minutes-segment/
#censorship #uspol

2025-12-18 03:47:56 UTC

I just got a recipe from my stepmom. Vanilla strips, they are good, maybe I'll post it if she's OK with it.
It is an emailed photo of a laptop screen with a facebook post that has an image which is a photo of the index card it was written on in '62.
Archeologists are gonna be so confused when they open the vault.

2025-12-13 21:47:50 UTC

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You are glad you aren't watching. President Yamtits is there.

2025-12-13 21:36:55 UTC

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Are you watching the game? You gotta see the uniforms. I mean they are amazing and cool as art but SCREAM 1939 Germany.

2025-12-13 21:27:04 UTC

Someone posted a funny meme about the department of defense following Marco of times new Roman fame and changing the font to some ornate gothic font.
And then I see the army uniforms for the army navy game.
#cfb

2025-12-10 22:11:13 UTC

🏈 Goddammit Michigan #cfb

2025-12-08 13:00:27 UTC

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Sorry, slow morning.

2025-12-01 03:43:43 UTC

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2025-11-27 04:42:30 UTC

Threat intel is utterly impossible. Look at this. All from a fake browser update. One person, just clicking on a website causes all of this. How do you create a threat model for this shit?
https://thehackernews.com/2025/11/romcom-uses-socgholish-fake-update.html?m=1
#threatintel #blueteam

2025-11-24 19:25:47 UTC

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Saw that. I don't even know what we are going to do.

2025-11-24 19:24:17 UTC

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My father in law has one of those. I'll go sniff traffic and report back.
Can we not catch a break ANYWHERE?

2025-11-15 04:41:19 UTC

Bruce stretches his anthropology chops.
The Role of Humans in an AI-Powered World
https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2025/11/the-role-of-humans-in-an-ai-powered-world.html
#ai #philosophy

2025-11-09 16:11:53 UTC

Old farts of mastodon, unite. I'm looking for replacements for my Merrills. Their quality has just gone to shit. I need something that slides on, has the same toughness as Merrills, I can fit my orthotics in them, and that are still fairly warm.
#shoes

2025-11-05 03:45:52 UTC

🏈 I just saw an ad on the local news for the OSU - Penn State game on the Fox Big Noon Game this weekend.
#cfb #gobucks

2025-11-04 04:46:37 UTC

Google's developer registration program is fucking terrifying. I wonder if @npub1kwa…e0nj minus Google services would make a phone live outside this insanity.
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/11/application-gatekeeping-ever-expanding-pathway-internet-censorship

2025-10-28 03:55:18 UTC

If you are in a privacy supporting country, LinkedIn won a court case so they still gonna scrape your data to train copilot unless you opt out right meow. Settings/Data Privacy
#privacy #linkedin
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2025-10-28 02:31:22 UTC

Sheesh I think this has been the first time I've been able to sit down with a laptop and check in for forever! Has the Internet burned down yet? Are all of you agentic AI now?

2025-10-22 18:46:20 UTC

Sorry @npub1vc3…axsh and [@jack_daniel](https://mastodon.social/@jack_daniel ) but it's that time of the year again. #fall #woodheat
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2025-10-13 15:45:57 UTC

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The servers are protected by Cloudflare for DDOS and like that - all of the relevant ports respond as usual. CDN means something else to me - a place to put static content.
So I guess I'd ask what tool would you have in mind?