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software developer | aspiring bodybuilder | fueled by tacos | #bitcoin

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kerberos@nostrpurple.com

NIP-57 Address

pinkfish5@primal.net

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2024-08-01 19:41:34

What piece of software do you feel bad for not buying, but you keep using it year after year after year?
SublimeText for me. My conscious is telling me I should buy it now.
https://www.sublimetext.com

2024-08-01 15:54:08

Isn't it Ironic?
Dont-cha' think?

2024-08-01 15:33:00

I turned the office temperature from 74 °F to 69 °F. Giggity.

2024-08-01 14:44:27

This office is hot! I think the senior citizens here need to work in an cast iron furnace environment. Holy moly!

2024-07-30 04:39:11

Auto-tune ruined music. I cannot stand it.

2024-07-16 16:43:20

18 bucks for fast food?! Holy fuck!

2024-07-11 20:50:17

Forced to watch training videos on our products. One video is on Youtube. I down voted it. Sticking it to the man.

2024-07-11 20:44:05

Sitting in this grey depressing cubicle is killing meeeeeeee....

2024-07-10 23:20:00

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ha. OK, I'll check it out. Thanks for the recommendations!

2024-07-10 21:31:39

omg... country music 🤮

2024-07-09 15:40:01

Ugh... gotta learn to use Docker. Such a time crunch on me.

2024-07-09 14:54:21

Worked all day on a story yesterday, boss wants to know why other story wasn't done. Ugh, well cause the one I was working on was top priority from what you assigned me. Management, I swear.

2024-07-08 04:34:15

Trump is a terrible human being. 😡
https://youtu.be/gnib-OORRRo?si=nROYYL8uNgyERSdi

2024-07-07 04:57:12

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If you are into auto-tuned country music his music is for you. I just cannot stand it.

2024-07-07 04:12:51

Just heard Jelly Roll...hated it.

2024-07-06 21:04:37

Better the devil you know than the risk of getting hurt.

2024-07-03 14:21:39

Why can't I have one day of peace at my job?

2024-06-27 22:15:45

Wow, I left my first tip at Starbucks. I suppose I should have beforehand, but this kid was so nice to me on a day I needed such treatment.

2024-06-23 20:54:04

Trumpism depends on stupidity, because Donald Trump is so profoundly stupid himself.

2024-06-23 06:10:01

Everything is better as an 80s song.

2024-06-22 22:56:25

NUN WITH A MOTHERFUCKING GUN

2024-06-21 05:27:39

Hmm... debating if I should drop Chrome in favor for Firefox. Hmm...

2024-06-19 20:14:09

Never bring a knife to a canned food fight.

2024-06-19 05:45:35

Maybe I should take another… you know… just to amplify it.

2024-06-19 05:31:38

I wonder if this 3 month old gummy is still good? Well down the hatch.

2024-06-19 04:42:18

What's the point of having a Facebook account. No one ever comments or responds to my posts? All I post are memes. Funny memes. Gonna delete it.

2024-06-17 23:48:10

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umm... nope!

2024-06-17 23:27:23

What dinosaur has 500 teeth?
Google it.

2024-06-17 02:33:37

I really don’t want to work right now… bleh.
I have no choice. Dumb micro-managing job.

2024-06-13 20:41:02

Feature needs to be done by the 18th, but boss asked me for a committed date. Wtf? How does that make sense when it needs to be done by 18th anyways? Doesn't make sense.

2024-06-12 21:15:04

Managers get bonuses, employees get pizza parties. Fuck this shit.

2024-06-12 20:00:53

Boss says “You should be able to multitask”. I’m in the middle of regression testing, and IT needs my help so I am multitasking and boss says “Just focus on regression testing”. WTF dude?

2024-06-12 17:22:20

No take-backsies, Elon!
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/06/musks-x-demands-money-from-laid-off-employees-claims-they-were-overpaid/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

2024-06-12 16:38:36

Why does upper management think a pizza party is such a great way to reward team accomplishments? I want a raise, I want money. I have bills to pay.

2024-06-11 18:44:37

I think I finally understand what leadership means... treat everyone below you as a chump. Ah... why did it take me so long to understand this. *enlightened*

2024-06-10 20:50:41

The month of June is men’s mental health awareness, but I don’t think anyone really cares. It’s a dog eat dog world.

2024-06-10 20:32:08

Too many fucking meetings…

2024-06-10 16:36:32

I currently have the Onyx Boox Palma. Wonder if I can somehow make it to be used as a phone as well. Wishful thinking probably.

2024-06-10 16:32:41

The Minimal Phone seems to have potential. E-ink display, 230 PPI, 4.3 Inches. Dang, it is tiny. It also has an old school QWERTY keyboard. On top of that, it runs on Android. Dual SIMs! Is anyone considering getting this? It seems like the perfect digital detoxing phone for me.
https://www.minimalcompany.com/

2024-06-10 16:03:34

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Have you noticed improvement since you done that? I was looking at my digital wellbeing and it's terrible. I might just delete most of the social apps to ensure I am not on it so much.

2024-06-10 06:10:22

Just enabled grayscale on my phone. I'm hoping I can defeat my phone addiction. I fucking hate that I'm on this phone all the time. I need to look for a eink phone. Does that even exist?

2024-06-09 03:55:40

Oh...you touch my tra la la
Mmm...my ding ding dong

2024-06-06 21:49:19

I suppose being a Sr. Software Engineer means you get to be a punching bag for upper management. Good to know.

2024-06-06 20:51:37

Oh, I hear an argument from the elitist IT manager with another manager.... *pulls out popcorn*

2024-06-06 16:15:25

Hmm... Interesting.
"A Chilling Discovery Suggests This King Built Funerary Huts With Blood From 41 Sacrifice Victims"
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/archaeology/a60997325/benin-hut-blood/

2024-06-06 15:18:47

Managers are so tone-deaf, they just like hearing their own voices. Ugh, hello? I am trying to work. My headphones cannot drown out your loud annoying voice. Please stfu.

2024-06-06 15:08:24

Working from the office is such a terrible idea. Too many distractions. Too many chitter chatters. The noise level is unbelievable! We are here just so managers have something to do.

2024-06-06 14:38:45

Applying for jobs while at my job.

2024-06-06 14:17:51

>.< fogot my headphones

2024-06-05 23:02:14

Trump suffered a TOTAL MELTDOWN over Biden border order. LMFAO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_tcGHsqmgk

2024-06-05 21:20:20

Living my best office cube life.
https://m.primal.net/IaAD.png

2024-06-05 19:31:13

Good god I hate the sun.

2024-06-05 16:06:01

I have to stop looking at the price of Bitcoin. It's driving me insane, but the price is in limbo at 70k. Come on! Hit 100k already!

2024-06-05 05:02:06

Bruce Springsteen's - I'm on Fire.... damn good song.

2024-06-05 04:13:07

I just learned what 'no cap' means.... fucking hell... just speak english please.

2024-06-05 02:38:22

Why not buy Monero over Bitcoin?

2024-06-03 22:25:49

The price of Bitcoin is making me sick. Just go up already. I am tired of waiting.

2024-06-02 05:43:08

duck 🦆 butt
https://m.primal.net/IVju.jpg

2024-05-31 22:27:44

Frat boys, cowboys, Oiy too much for me mentally.

2024-05-31 21:55:06

One too many Bloody Mary's....Oiy

2024-05-31 21:23:29

Ugh... country music 🤮

2024-05-31 20:58:11

Kid Rock can suck my shaved balls. Loser.

2024-05-30 21:39:43

🤣 GUILTY AF!
https://m.primal.net/ITEk.jpg

2024-05-30 18:59:33

Studying algorithms makes me so sleepy. zzZZZzzzz

2024-05-28 20:37:18

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and weed 🌿

2024-05-28 20:27:46

New Orleans smells like urine. 😂

2024-05-28 16:25:29

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umm ... no sure what to look for, but it's pretty!

2024-05-28 16:24:02

Taking a much needed vacation in New Orleans. It's extremely hot here 🥵
https://m.primal.net/IQTG.jpg
https://m.primal.net/IQTH.jpg
https://m.primal.net/IQTI.jpg

2024-05-26 00:59:50

You work 8 hours to live 4.
You work 5 days to enjoy 2.
You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes.
You work 8 hours to sleep 6
You work all year just to take a week or two vacation.
You work all your life to retire in old age.
And watch only your last breaths.
Eventually, you realize that life is nothing but a parody of yourself practicing your own oblivion.
We have become so accustomed to material and social slavery that we no longer see the chains..
Life is a short trip,
Live it up and enjoy those memories
https://m.primal.net/INJx.jpg

2024-05-23 23:03:44

You know how managers assist your performance and basically set a rubric to grade you? Has anyone fought back and provided a rubric to their bosses performance? I am so tempted to grading my boss and letting them have it.

2024-05-23 20:17:09

I never had hated a job as much as I do for this one.

2024-05-23 15:54:00

Listening to thunderstorms ASMR music. This keeps me from throat punching a coworker.

2024-05-22 19:43:03

I have no clue what the fuck I am doing.

2024-05-22 14:55:02

It's always good to hear your manager YELLING at one of your cc-workers telling him that he has no idea what how the world works, and that he doesn't know what he is talking about. Ya, that was sarcasm. Such a toxic work environment.

2024-05-22 05:09:25

Like seriously, why isn’t Trump in jail already? Sheesh…

2024-05-21 17:02:39

And here I am, thinking software engineering was a dream job for the introvert who suffers from severe anxiety. Nope! Completely the opposite. I lost count on how many meetings I led, groups of people I had to talk to at once, the many interactions I had with people on a daily basis. Ya, software engineering is not for the introvert. It's kinda of like standing on a tall building's ledge, and life just shoves you off the building's ledge and you end up free-falling through the sky at speeds of120 mph! I should have been a pet sitter.

2024-05-21 15:35:19

Adulting sucks.

2024-05-20 23:43:14

What a shitty musician riding a shitty truck.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kid-rock-cowboy-general-lee-cybertruck-jelly-roll-1235023910/
#fuck_maga
https://m.primal.net/IJCz.png

2024-05-20 22:06:41

This 1 oz Australian Gold Perth mint tickles my fancy. How hard would it be to sell back to a local coin shop though? I wonder if I would be over or under premium sell backs. It sure is pretty though.
https://m.primal.net/IIzP.png

2024-05-20 21:47:44

Gold is doing really well this year. It's up by 17.44% YTD. I have my eyes on some American Gold Eagles and Gold Buffalos. I don't want to stray too far off from US mints. Eagles/Buffalos are easy to recognize and sell. Although, I do like the Perth mints - Kangaroo and Lunar coins. Is a reasonable premium over spot less than 5%?

2024-05-20 21:28:45

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Many thanks! I badly want to go analog on a lot of things. This is a great start. I am looking into getting a dumb phone as well. Just need to disconnect for a while.

2024-05-20 16:05:28

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I love your setup. Does that fit in your pant pocket? Ya, I think you are right about not investing too much money in starting. I was looking at the membership course and it's $249 dollars. I am not sure if it would be worth paying that much, but as you said I could find free content on Youtube that probably show me the method as well. Although the book seems like a fair deal to use.

2024-05-18 05:20:18

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy weed. And, that’s kind of the same thing. 🌿

2024-05-18 05:11:45

If I had a dollar for every broccoli 🥦 head I see, I'd be a millionaire.

2024-05-17 16:45:51

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Our standups/meetings are spiraling out of control with our new manager. He loves to keep talking. I am not sure if he likes to hear himself talk or what, but the meetings have grown significantly longer since he started. The norm now, scrum can go up to 45 minutes due to "parking lot" discussions every morning with the ENTIRE team. I don't think everyone is needed for those those "parking lot" meetings. I am sure those "parking lot" meetings will do fine with just the manager and the product owner, but it does cut down in our time to get committed work done, so that forces us to work more hours after hours. It really is tiring, and burning the team out. This morning meetings doesn't even include our other meetings throughout the day. So many agitating meetings. We had brought this up in the past, but it seems it has fallen on deaf ears.

2024-05-17 15:43:31

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I think having someone watch the clock is a great idea. We are working remotely today and this meeting is still dragging. We are approaching 1 hour now. >.<
I will suggest a clock on our next retro meeting. This is getting out of hand.

2024-05-17 15:22:21

These scrum meetings last so long! I thought the norm was 15 minutes. Going on 45 minutes.

2024-05-17 05:13:46

Like if you’re high or thinking about getting high 🌿

2024-05-16 21:36:36

Oh oh oh oh oh oh,
You don't have to go, oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go, oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go
https://m.primal.net/IHWR.png

2024-05-16 21:13:51

I take that back. I was born in the right decade. Straddling between hippie 70s and 80s hair metal bands. Oh ya!

2024-05-16 21:08:14

I was born in the wrong decade. 70s is the best decade ever.

2024-05-16 21:06:41

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
https://m.primal.net/IHVn.png

2024-05-16 20:05:52

My favorite things to do on the weekend:
- Get high
- Get higher
- Get highest
- Fly away

2024-05-16 19:09:26

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

2024-05-16 18:55:57

Crazy
Over the rainbow
He is crazy

2024-05-16 17:00:10

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This is unbelievable! Thank you!

2024-05-16 16:22:38

I just want to cry every time I listen to Pink Floyd's The Wall or The Dark Side of the Moon. Such masterpieces.

2024-05-15 20:48:36

Why is this meeting so long?!

2024-05-15 14:56:44

I listen to thunderstorm music, while at work. I have anxiety issues. This sort of helps.

2024-05-14 23:20:33

If we all had a bong, weed all get along 🌿
https://m.primal.net/IGnR.jpg