Schlaus Kwab

https://wavefunc.live
https://earthly.city
(🌽+⚡+🥜) * 🕸️ = ♥️

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npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf

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Profile Code

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2026-03-26 12:09:56 UTC

@nprofile…dgdk consider having another look at https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1975
Changes are in and already implemented in https://github.com/zeSchlausKwab/wavefunc

2026-03-24 15:56:59 UTC

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Can't wait to play with it. Small tip: make the nostrconnect qr codes clickable for mobile user convenience.

2026-03-17 10:19:55 UTC

Stress testing earthly.city a little bit.
https://image.nostr.build/a5a908673101efd8d82f5b5d9a6ebed5d0bb2cb029d882c8d60b838fc9c80c01.jpg
This one came out well:
https://www.earthly.city/context/naddr1qvzqqqyj3cpzqmhhw7nckfq9ltttfke2vxg3v3q3ywcreu2gdzqgg2qdk92rnkkyqq98xetp943kzcnvv4esrkfqge

2026-03-17 08:45:32 UTC

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2026-03-14 19:31:27 UTC

Welp...
https://image.nostr.build/81776ee77ff7d531287cc806caef966bbcf662aea6dfa86c2e07260c542b597d.jpg

2026-03-14 06:56:12 UTC

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Wtf
https://image.nostr.build/1bf4d2959d24a434cf28bb52c8824ea55b29ca5061f72a1d38ddf526138a99e2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7e09a8b2a7ea42cf5548a009c15196e22cf376f5fddc1ec1faa18aee0fc42971.jpg

2026-03-14 06:49:34 UTC

I have to careful. I don't want Haiku to nut in my browser.
https://image.nostr.build/a8ba3fa4a926ed8486cf39bb5ac2fb008da4e01945e389b1e1312ab6740257bb.png

2026-03-13 17:53:06 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/176456b618225ecaca021f8a48c2e42b341c81cbd79a4d6ee658ccfb5bf1daf9.jpg

2026-03-13 05:24:40 UTC

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earthly.city shipped a map-aware chat just a few days before

2026-03-12 08:57:23 UTC

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Gm 🌅

2026-03-12 05:10:38 UTC

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Bitcoin and AI go hand in hand. Pay attention to what's happening with autonomous agents. There is no way they are going to run on permissioned shitcoines or fiat.

2026-03-12 05:03:21 UTC

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Let's not overdramatize.

2026-03-10 15:20:01 UTC

Does AI belong into collaborative mapping apps? Experts say yes! 🤖🗺️
earthly.city now comes with a built-in, map aware chat, connected to a wide array of useful tools, and MCPs.
The #earthly drawing engine exposes its functions to the chat so that an AI can make manipulations on the map editor. ✏️🌍 In addition it has access to some sophisticated remote @nprofile…g2s8 like routing, OSM queries and more. 🔌📡
The earthly chat supports:
- 🦙 local LLMs on ollama and LMStudio
- 🔗 custom OpenAI endpoints
- 🤖 and @nprofile…20wp (wonky, will be improved 🚧)
Check out the demos below:
"What ports are affected by the closure of the strait of hormuz?"
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/3acc1514311650bcb1ce9415217037c9483a1323556ef04936bd965c772e8c8b.webm
"I want to navigate from point A to point B but i feel like feeding ducks🦆!"
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/2b906085c8ac7aa9cbda6f7e8cf0219d4d4178e3f8eba4ad47e2c26956fc0867.webm
"Is my city Antichrist ready?"
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/ebcd8b37d34cb6a02ca8631cc9146fd6a1709dc43382bc18cb0dcb1401a88e8a.webm
"I hand to draw on #earthly but i'm super lazy."
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/6b8ea4b85d4efc42106a52eba6146408c5bb26005a420606620f0eefc477f359.webm
"Get me some basic information about whats on my map."
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/e0ae16bbf2129207292da30ceac969b2b9efda38f35072b9f62931425faa42c7.webm
#earthlycity #blog

2026-03-09 13:44:21 UTC

Gas rations and collectivization soon. 🤣🤣🤣
https://image.nostr.build/9f6ce396e7192c3691ef06f460c69b1df1cc7ae17c29d20b0f60d92f17bb6ac5.jpg

2026-03-07 05:25:01 UTC

1 #Bitcoin or 100 hours of inference from a SOTA model from 2030?

2026-02-25 09:08:12 UTC

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2026-01-24 11:15:10 UTC

earthly.city 🌍 is, in part, driven by a set of powerful 💪 @nprofile…g2s8 s in the backend. Technologies like this, in combination with #blossom and #pmtiles allow us to have interesting and novel user flows that the legacy #cucknet wouldn't allow.
These include datasets and maps that are unruggable, user-owned and, if chosen, offline.
All examples are live on #earthlycity and can be tried out.
A user creates his own map from the bounds of an existing FeatureCollection dataset and uses it as his base map (BYOB [Bring Your Own #blossom is coming soon...]):
https://cdn.satellite.earth/941b39da07747ef64099ee5c9fa5c83a1c9d90f596efb3f7db5872d1a4f9d973.webm
The resulting map: https://www.earthly.city/?pmtiles=https%3A%2F%2Fblossom.earthly.city%2Fd4b06acacef3d956a887247b4df3177e1f81b15ae9d0dfa3073c3afbbab349ea
The map can be downloaded and used offline:
https://image.nostr.build/5350058a3951fd99c8dab4aec90978f50f744c114ea777b485e3a9055c35ffc6.png
Search and geocode:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/45139ebad5689a3ae2b5c826a100345a31873b4592307782e5e14f939976803a.webm
OSM base geometry can be lifted out and imported into the edit state:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/f6ea76b20e6f07b81e6895eb338dc96b74877088297ea939e909b7fe2dd07de8.webm
#blog

2025-12-08 18:10:03 UTC

Radiohead in 1,30h
https://cdn.satellite.earth/4600c77822a6bcddbd27dac494a7f42e74414272331625c1d1d271e70053d170.jpg

2025-12-05 09:02:37 UTC

Cloudlare showing who's boss again. 💪

2025-12-03 05:23:15 UTC

Love this. Ukraine is the coin join of western elites.
#nevent1q…qkw4

2025-11-20 20:04:32 UTC

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Where is the crust? Below the surface?

2025-11-15 19:04:40 UTC

What can we vibe with three.js and #nostr? Ideas appreciated. #asknoatr

2025-09-12 13:10:19 UTC

I compiled a short article about what I hacked together at this @nprofile…3ra5 cohort. 👇
Tldr: we can deliver OSM-sourced maps from blossom almost trivially without servers. This enables us to have self hosted maps tiles of the whole planet up to z9 or z10 or have smaller map cutouts down to z15.
There is a demo of combined maps where four blossom hosted map quadrants are stitched together being consumed as one. This is achieved by taking the current map center, looking up a set bounds to blossom urls and delegating the range request to the appropriate map source.
The next step is to chunk up the 120gb planet.pmtiles into discreet, blossom consumable parts, map each to its corresponding geohash with a certain depth and theoretically we should be able to serve the planet from blossom.
#naddr1qq…hxjc

2025-09-08 11:45:47 UTC

This bullshit only ever proliferated in the first place because people are too DUMB for raw metal Linux.
#nevent1q…w783

2025-09-06 17:10:00 UTC

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:despair:

2025-08-27 15:46:06 UTC

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6uild 6ack 6etter

2025-08-25 13:30:30 UTC

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Der Pfeil für die Fahrradwege in Peru fehlt glaub ich auch.

2025-08-22 15:44:42 UTC

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Resident Evil 9

2025-08-14 14:07:07 UTC

YouTube crashes on Brave now. In light of recent developments this might be the new normal. Where is the #nostr clone?

2025-08-14 04:30:58 UTC

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It's fucking over.
#nevent1q…jkez

2025-08-12 11:39:09 UTC

Arbiters of the rules based order.
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/043b2bd43e72c22034ecef7add7cafcc4bdce036f25a9986e6d966702d60ab67.jpeg

2025-07-26 13:20:25 UTC

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You WILL implement ze features
#nevent1q…v08t

2025-07-18 17:51:43 UTC

🎵 Just discovered this track on wavefunc.live 🎵
🎤 Artist: Miynt
🎶 Title: Stranglers
💿 Album: Rain Money Dogs
🏷️ Release Date: 2025-05-30
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UIPxZ4mI3wc
🔥 Found using #wavefunc music recognition on station:
https://wavefunc.live/station/naddr1qvzqqqr6q5pzqgg0xxmqr866uy7fjhyds0a2gxsjnuffdppwfse382u2f2asn5dzqqjxydfhv56ngcny95unsep3956rzvtp94snjde5956ngc3cv93rqvnzx33rsvhwxp4

2025-07-13 21:25:43 UTC

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> Lidl Weißbier in PET
Es sind die kleinen Dinge.

2025-07-13 19:53:20 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/5a51dbf7965efd4f12bc72310c2edb1231c1d07f5e58a05a7fc4f209ca2a821f.jpg

2025-07-12 06:28:26 UTC

🎵 Just discovered this track on wavefunc.live 🎵
🎤 Artist: Karen O
🎶 Title: Woman
💿 Album: Lux Prima
🏷️ Release Date: 2019-03-15
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W4yhzATxyz0
🔥 Found using #wavefunc music recognition on station:
https://wavefunc.live/station/naddr1qvzqqqr6q5pzqgg0xxmqr866uy7fjhyds0a2gxsjnuffdppwfse382u2f2asn5dzqqjxydfhv56ngcny95unsep3956rzvtp94snjde5956ngc3cv93rqvnzx33rsvhwxp4

2025-06-07 18:41:44 UTC

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Hang the bankers
#nevent1q…pmxj

2025-06-05 11:51:21 UTC

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Last time I checked Rome wasn't about gay marriage and transgenderism.
#nevent1q…g5xp

2025-06-04 04:32:58 UTC

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It can if you give it the right context and prompt well.

2025-06-01 08:02:36 UTC

Oh oh…
Ich spüre wie Saurons Auge langsam in unsere Richtung kommt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQSdpodFWs
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/3aa5817273c3b2f94f491840e0472f049d0f10009e23de63006166bca9b36ea3/e81836a0a0e070497d967a665df9fbd15aae3f59b5de3c5d5c13662cf30477a7.webp

2025-05-26 14:47:01 UTC

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I thought they were going to go with the aliens...

2025-05-11 19:18:19 UTC

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Just removed it. Congrats to the fist migration ever.

2024-10-21 08:05:53 UTC

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Holy shit, I had to check if this is real. Saylor is shilling custodial #bitcoin and warns of "unregulated" private entities holding their own keys.
Starts at 22:00: https://youtu.be/DevkAbG1mGc?si=k0BCyUTsswohA1_a
#saylorsimps eternally blown the fuck out
#nevent1q…py9d

2024-10-18 08:27:59 UTC

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America is PUMPING 💪 All aboard the rocket ship 🚀
#nevent1q…ecpn

2024-10-12 17:51:55 UTC

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It was tight indeed. Everyone did that relief clap when we touched down. 😂

2024-10-09 10:59:46 UTC

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Legacy media clown circus.

2024-08-26 15:47:45 UTC

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> 32 trillion
This is an outdated meme.
#nevent1q…fud6

2024-08-04 12:12:49 UTC

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The thing is if you put it the work and raise a confident woman you won't need to use drastic measures later. Same goes for the other sex of course.

2024-02-12 18:24:49 UTC

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I think people like this overestimate the importance the Russians attribute to western public opinion. You imagine that that everyone in the Kremlin wakes up in the morning and their first thought is how to bring John from Buttfuckville, AZ and Hans from Bavaria to their side by wooing them into an intricate web of lies an propaganda.
The fact of the matter is that western elites don't care about the opinions of their own electorate. If that would be the case we would live in a radically different world. I think there is even a study about this from an ivy league school.
So, if our own politicians don't care why would a foreign leader care? Hence I've never understood the "Russian disinformation" and "Russian propaganda" narratives. They sure do exist but not at the scale everyone is imagining.
I guess externalising internal contradictions is the easy way out for some people but they quickly forget that their lazyness could drag everyone else into desaster.
#nevent1q…l85q

2023-02-19 07:58:55 UTC

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Dude, where do you live? Here in central Europe we had snow 2 times this year for 2 days each and it was a blast for the kids.

2023-02-18 17:57:47 UTC

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Nostr will have its own eternal september moment sooner or later. I dont think we can anticipate what total permissionlessnes implicates. Wait for the first media hype. It will be face melting.