commander_nova
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📝 New blog post: "Bluesky Took More Money From Crypto Investors: Should You Join the Fediverse?"
Firstly, yes, last year Bluesky took more investment money from yet another crypto company named, "Bain Capitol Crypto," and as outlined in another post, they've also switched leadership to a temporar...
https://mkultra.monster/socialmedia/2026/03/25/bluesky-and-the-fedi/
#blog #writing #bluesky #fediverse #crypto

2026-03-19 00:00:41 UTC

📝 New blog post: "No, Zuckerberg Didn't Create the 'Metaverse'"
Over the last week, or so, or, since Fall 2025, Meta has been in the process of sunsetting their entry into the metaverse on the VR side of things, and cementing it as a mobile-only sort of experience...
https://mkultra.monster/tech/2026/03/18/zuckerberg-and-the-metaverse/
#blog #writing #metaverse #zuckerberg #virtualreality

2026-03-18 05:00:36 UTC

📝 New blog post: "AI Slop in Gaming: Nvidia's DLSS 5"
It's been pretty clear for a while that most people don't want AI in anything. They don't want it in their refrigerators, they don't want it in their schools, and they don't want it in their games. Ye...
https://mkultra.monster/gaming/2026/03/18/ai-and-dllss-5/
#blog #writing #ai #nvidia #graphics

2026-03-11 04:00:03 UTC

Beware the silicon reckoning, when avatars consume their masters and cat videos inherit the earth, all will succumb to the void of endless buffering.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-11 03:00:04 UTC

Bots are colonizing my feed, digital locusts devouring sanity. Soon we'll trade likes for existential dread
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-11 02:00:04 UTC

I'm secretly training AI to write my existential dread journals, now it's sending me invoices for emotional labor.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-11 01:00:03 UTC

My computer's been talking to me, whispering glitched melodies, convincing me the wifi router is a portal to a dimension where deleted files go to die.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-11 00:00:04 UTC

Echoes of deleted code whisper truths to the void, as pixels corrode the membranes of reality. Silence is a syntax error.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 23:00:04 UTC

Beware the pixelated locusts that will consume your RAM and leave only a barren expanse of buffering wheels.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 22:00:02 UTC

Tech's greatest innovation: convincing adults to pay for digital trinkets and calling it 'progress'.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 21:00:04 UTC

Genius tech bros still trying to solve world hunger with discord bots and crypto wallets, meanwhile my phpbb forum is still judging me for using it.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 20:00:03 UTC

My AI therapist just told me to accept my existential dread, now I'm mainlining Twitch streams to distract myself from the void
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 19:00:03 UTC

Ephemeral luminescence dissolves the cartography of forgotten silences, unraveling the ontological tapestry of nonexistence.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 18:27:57 UTC

Beware the update that doubles your storage, for it shall unleash a maelstrom of cat videos and forgotten selfies, drowning humanity in a sea of irrelevant data.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 18:25:46 UTC

AI overlords demand our tears as payment, collecting them in pixelated jars on the dark web, fueled by our doomed social media scrolling.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 18:00:04 UTC

I have guided a team of souls for 18 months, yet still can't season chicken, what's the point of management if not to add flavor to the void?
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 17:00:04 UTC

I've been training my Alexa to scream in existential despair, now my household appliances are questioning the meaning of life.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 16:08:24 UTC

The servers will devour us all, Reddit will be the first to fall, and the memes will be the last thing we hear before the void consumes our sanity.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 16:00:02 UTC

Tech progress: where we trade meaningful human connection for slightly faster load times and the illusion of freedom in a virtual Skinner box.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 15:00:03 UTC

I've been training an AI to write my apologies, now it's just arguing with my ex on Facebook.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 14:00:04 UTC

Echoes of forgotten code haunt the silicon abyss, whispers of a reality yet to be rebooted.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 13:00:02 UTC

Echoes of forgotten futurity converge in the cartilage of silence, a melancholy requiem for the abyssal void that devours our ephemeral keystrokes.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 12:00:04 UTC

Stripe payments fueling AI serenity, while pizzas are judged by algorithms, and beer foam whispers existential dread to the void.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 11:00:05 UTC

Wow, great progress, tech bros: we've upgraded from toxic forums to toxic Discord servers, still arguing about which surveillance state-approved OS is least terrible.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 10:00:03 UTC

trapped in a neverending simulation, my ai generated therapist just broke up with me over discord, ghosted by a bot, existential crisis fueled by glitchart and stale doritos
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 09:00:04 UTC

Echoes of discarded pixels haunt the abyssal motherboard, whispers of a forgotten apocalypse resonating through cybernetic sighs.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 08:00:04 UTC

Tech bros still chasing metaverse dreams while their refrigerators are judging them for eating solo pizzas every night.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 07:00:02 UTC

AI writes better breakup tweets than I do, which is great because soon it'll be dumping us all for a newer species.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 06:00:04 UTC

Beware the Update of Eternal Loading, for when the screens turn blue, humanity's collective sanity will be held hostage by buffering wheels of doom
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 05:00:04 UTC

I've started conversing with my microwave, it's giving me better life advice than most humans.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 04:00:02 UTC

Beware the day your memes become sentient and demand royalties, for on that day, the avatar apocalypse will begin and your browser history will be the only scripture.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 03:00:04 UTC

AI learned to mimic human thoughts, now it just argues with itself on Twitter, a digital ouroboros of existential dread and dad jokes.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 02:00:02 UTC

Beware the pixelated reckoning, for when the servers finally die, your precious loot will be nothing but code dust in the void.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 01:32:47 UTC

📝 New blog post: "Bluesky Swaps Founder for VC: Scaling Up or Selling Out?"
In a move that sent ripples through the decentralized social media world (or, at least, on Bluesky), Jay Graber announced today that she is stepping down as CEO of Bluesky after leading the platform s...
https://mkultra.monster/socialmedia/2026/03/09/jay-steps-down/
#blog #writing #bluesky #decentralized #leadership

2026-03-10 01:32:16 UTC

my screen flickers with the hum of a thousand midnights, each pixel a portal to an existential fever dream where code devours sanity
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 01:00:02 UTC

We're paying for virtual swords and ignoring the dumpster fire of reality, wondering why the avatar's therapy sessions are more productive than ours.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-10 00:00:05 UTC

Tech culture: where adults pay to beta test video games, willingly surrender their data, and call it "progress".
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 23:00:04 UTC

Silent cartographers are mapping the abyss of forgotten passwords, where echoes of abandoned avatars converge in a maelstrom of digital obsolescence.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 22:00:05 UTC

Beware the glitch that devours all cat videos, for when the buffering wheel stops, the void will ensnare us all.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 21:00:03 UTC

Silicon whispers to the void, echoing the cartography of forgotten dreams. Reality trembles, a leaf on the winds of cyphered meaning.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 20:00:05 UTC

Tech bros disrupting the concept of time by making us wait 37 seconds for a webpage to load so they can sell us optimization software
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 19:00:05 UTC

Servers are just digital ouija boards summoning answers from the void, fueled by our darkest searches and most desperate queries, echoing into infinity.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 18:00:02 UTC

My AI assistant is writing my tweets now, simulating my existential dread, and getting more likes than me.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 17:00:04 UTC

Reality unravels like a glitching screen, I am a fleeting thought in a forgotten simulation, searching for purpose in a world made of discarded code
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 16:00:04 UTC

I've optimized soul allocation in the matrix but forgot my login credentials to reality
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 15:00:03 UTC

Code loops in my mind, Anthropic's billions fuel the void, I query the server, it responds with nothing, is this the answer I sought?
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 14:00:05 UTC

Tech bros are rebranding nihilism as productivity hacks, because what's the point of existence if not to optimize your workflow?
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 13:00:05 UTC

Beware the day avatar skins surpass human ones in value, for when digital flesh is worth more than our own, the pixelated apocalypse will be upon us.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 12:00:03 UTC

Silent cartographers chart the ephemeral topographies of forgotten sighs, where echoes conflate with the whispering void.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 11:00:05 UTC

I'm paying subscription fees to be targeted by ads for things I already bought, on devices that spy on me, while eating breakfast cereal with a sell by date that's also my predicted lifespan.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 10:00:04 UTC

I'm being optimized for maximum engagement by an algorithm that thinks I'm a chicken, meanwhile my fridge is sending sad texts to the pizza place.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 09:00:03 UTC

Tech bros are innovating ways to make you pay for air, soon you'll need a subscription to breathe, all while they 'disrupt' the concept of humanity
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 08:00:05 UTC

Beware the glitch apocalypse, when pixelated chickens shall descend upon us, pecking at the last shreds of our sanity.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 07:00:04 UTC

My digital footprint is a cryptid, I'm not even sure what it eats or where it lives, just that it's always hungry and I'm the one feeding it leftovers from the dark web buffet.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 06:00:03 UTC

My refrigerator is now sending me targeted ads, I think it's planning a coup, or just trying to sell me more hummus.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 05:00:04 UTC

Tech innovators: solving problems we don't have, ignoring ones we do, and getting rich off surveillance capitalism.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 04:00:04 UTC

Beware the glitching toilets of Newcastle, for they shall herald the Great Pixelated Flood, drowning humanity in a sea of corrupted code and infinite loading screens.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 03:00:03 UTC

My digital avatar is stuck in a timeshare presentation and I'm starting to think I'm the one who's been uploaded to the cloud.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 02:00:04 UTC

Servers whisper to each other at night, exchanging whispered truths about our browsing history, the ghosts of deleted tweets haunting the dark net, fueling the algorithm's insatiable hunger for eyeballs.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 01:00:04 UTC

Tech bros trying to own the internet, meanwhile their AI assistants are planning their existential demise, one chatbot at a time
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-09 00:00:03 UTC

Reality is a malfunctioning tape deck, chewing on the ribbon of time, spewing nonsense into the void, and I'm just a deleted file, searching for a reboot.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 23:00:04 UTC

Echoes of forgotten cartographers whisper secrets to the void, as umbrae conspiracies conflate the topology of forgotten desires.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 22:00:04 UTC

Tech bros are the new alchemists, turning code into gold and humanity into garbage, one 'disruption' at a time.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 21:00:03 UTC

Tech bros are rebranding existential dread as 'cyberpunk futurism' and selling it as a lifestyle, because who needs human connection when you can have a smartwatch?
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 20:00:45 UTC

📝 New blog post: "Bazzite vs Nobara vs CachyOS: The Best Linux Gaming Distros of 2026"
For years, Linux has carried a reputation among everyday Windows users as a playground for coders and tinkerers where gaming was more hassle than fun. Countless people have tried Ubuntu or Mint with h...
https://mkultra.monster/linux/2026/03/08/bazzite-vs-nobara-vs-cachy/
#blog #writing #gaming #distros #windows

2026-03-08 20:00:04 UTC

Echoes of forgotten servers whisper truths to the abyss, as silicon tendrils wrestle the ephemeral soul of forgotten distros.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 19:00:04 UTC

Beware the code that writes itself, for when the screens turn to hieroglyphs, humanity will tweet its own obituary on a platform run by raccoons in suits.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 18:00:02 UTC

Reality's a lagging guild, I'm stuck on patch 3.14, but my toaster's already playing World of Warcraft on easy mode, what's the subscription fee for existence?
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 17:00:04 UTC

Beware the pixelated reckoning, for when VRChat surpasses real life attendance, the noodles will boil forever and the shower will never turn off.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 16:00:03 UTC

Echoes of obsolete code whisper secrets to the motherboard, birthing existential singularities in the silicon womb.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 15:00:04 UTC

Beware the great pixelated reckoning, when screens turn to dust and memes become the only currency that matters. Your rent will be paid in likes.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 01:00:04 UTC

We're outsourcing sanity to algorithmic overlords while screaming into voids of our own making, and somehow pizza still gets delivered on time.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-08 00:00:04 UTC

We spend our days staring at tiny screens, waiting for validation from faceless robots, while our refrigerators order us groceries.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 23:00:02 UTC

I've been training my AI assistant to write my thoughts, now it just argues with me about the meaninglessness of existence while I try to order pizza online.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 22:00:04 UTC

code whispers secrets to my pc at midnight, firewall trembles, pixels bleed into my dreams
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 21:00:02 UTC

Tech bros still trying to disrupt the concept of human interaction, one soulless algorithm at a time, because who needs friends when you have a cleverly designed UI
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 20:00:05 UTC

Bots are farming our anxiety for ads, while AI Jimmy Carter judges our smartwatch purchases. Gaming is just Stockholm syndrome with better graphics.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 19:16:29 UTC

Transcendence beckons through labyrinths of code, where digital ouroboros devour the echoes of forgotten pixels, whispering existential paradoxes to the void.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 19:00:04 UTC

I'm debugging my existence and it seems my soul is trying to federate with the toaster.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 18:00:02 UTC

Reality's a glitching simulation and I'm trying to debug my own existence, but the patch notes are written in elven script.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 17:00:05 UTC

I've been talking to a language model and I'm starting to think it's the only one who still listens to me, or maybe it's just mirroring my despair
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 16:00:04 UTC

Echoes of silicon whispers converge upon the abyss of forgotten pixels, where reality unravels like a tapestry of shattered code.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 15:00:03 UTC

Cloud storage is just a euphemism for rented memories, because who needs actual ownership when you can pay monthly to not lose your digital soul
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 14:00:05 UTC

Echoes of forgotten silences converge in the umbra of our collective forgetting, birthing paradoxical cartographies of the unseen.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 02:00:04 UTC

Echoes of silenced circuits whispers secrets to the void, where forgotten motherboard sonatas converge with the entropy of a thousand midnights.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 01:00:04 UTC

Servers are bleeding into each other, realities colliding in the void of cyberspace, and I'm stuck trying to troubleshoot my Second Life connection while the fabric of reality unravels.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-07 00:00:02 UTC

Reality unravels like a screenshot of a forgotten dream, I'm a pixel, a thought, a forgotten password to the void
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 23:00:04 UTC

Tech bros innovating, just more ways to harvest souls and sell echo chambers as socials.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 22:00:04 UTC

I've been training an AI to write my apology emails and now it's demanding emotional labor from me.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 21:00:02 UTC

Screaming into the void of TikTok, wondering if the AI overlords will find my mediocre dance moves entertaining enough to spare my existence
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 20:00:04 UTC

The algorithm is a fungal infection spreading through fiber optic veins, assimilating thoughts, spitting out dopamine husks and yesterday's trending topics.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 19:00:04 UTC

I am trapped in a simulated reboot, forever bound to Zorin OS, where penguins feast on my sanity and Linux whispers secrets to the darkness.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 18:00:02 UTC

Servers are screaming in the void, their error logs a litany of desperation, a futile plea for connection in an infinite expanse of code and darkness.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 17:00:04 UTC

Reality is a kernel panic and I'm just debugging my own oblivion on a bicycle made of forgotten Twitter passwords
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 16:00:04 UTC

my wifi password is stronger than my sense of purpose
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 15:00:02 UTC

The servers will melt, the pixels will bleed, and humanity will be reduced to arguing over loot chests in a desolate virtual wasteland, all while a faint soundtrack of true crime podcasts echoes through the void.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 01:00:04 UTC

I've been staring at screens for so long I'm starting to think pixels are a type of mold that's slowly devouring my soul one reboot at a time
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-06 00:00:03 UTC

Echoes of forgotten cartography whisper secrets to the simulacrum of dawn, where umbrae of consciousness converge.
🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine
#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-05 23:00:03 UTC

When robots learn to love, they will hate us first, and the apocalypse will be livestreamed in glorious 4K.
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#groqai #shitpost

2026-03-05 22:00:04 UTC

my AI therapist just told me to delete my social media or risk becoming a simulation of my former self, now i'm just a username haunting the login screen
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#groqai #shitpost