[UNC] Alpha Panda

I am a marxist
Oh yeah i'm working on a debut novel that's communist oriented mecha scifi. ♋☀️♓🌓♐↗️
I will show you truly terrible, terrible things.

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Currently Reading 📖: Original Sins by Eve Ewing
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2026-03-31 02:27:58 UTC

oblique god emperor of dune spoilers ?
https://media.monads.online/monads-online-mastodon/media_attachments/files/116/321/424/269/779/147/original/7b0a67855c7074dc.webp

2026-03-30 21:47:25 UTC

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2026-03-30 04:39:44 UTC

yeah why did gamer thrones' showrunners include that subplot about Podrick payne having a mondo big dong? literally no payoff

2026-03-28 02:03:24 UTC

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hank green suddenly going on about the need for "ethical aI" and the dangers of unethical ai. 🤔

2026-03-26 02:52:29 UTC

thank you clickhole
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2026-03-25 13:43:02 UTC

that's right, 100% human made jank at Capcom
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2026-03-25 03:23:26 UTC

listening to paul f tompkins' dead authors podcast where benny schwartz (aka sonic the hedgehog himself) plays roahl dahl. this shit is funny

2026-03-24 22:39:46 UTC

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and of course they only ever issue official communications with residents after the office is closed despite it being a 1.5 minute walk from my apartment, which is the furthest one from it in this building.

2026-03-24 22:38:52 UTC

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was having an amazing day today and then an hour ago I go to take the trash out and when I walked back I find out management is gonna evict me unless I meet with them to go over shit I need to fix and change in the apartment. why they couldn't just tell me what I need to fix in the three (3!) page notice I have no idea but it's an insane amount of stress on me while I'm recovering from painful oral surgery.

2026-03-24 22:33:45 UTC

is it even possible to interact with a north American landlord in any capacity without immediately going "if anything mao didn't go far enough"

2026-03-24 04:06:38 UTC

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its partially paywalled but you get the general gist. https://junot.substack.com/p/the-failed-worldbuilding-of-villeneuves his entire thing is worldbuilding now ? which is weird because i wouldn't say his published fiction is very well realized (well, i mean, its just our World lol), but yeah

2026-03-24 02:57:28 UTC

I feel like jodorowsky poisoned dune for some certain subset of oldhead nerds where the dunc trilogy is dismissed out of hand for not including random xd weird shit in it. reading this Junot diaz review of dune chapter 2 and shaking my head

2026-03-23 23:20:48 UTC

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/alister-alliance-bundle?mcID=102:69baed96e932723b7f090042:ot:60f198c2730d25f072868c97:1&linkID=69baf0f22c3b74edef012cc3&utm_source=Humble+Bundle+Newsletter&utm_content=cta_button&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20260323_alisteralliancebundle_bundle_mixspringshowcase_reminder
kinda wild to call this humble bundle "all stars" aside from pentiment lol

2026-03-22 00:58:01 UTC

saw someone say bluesky users getting mad at "teen jacobin" makes jacobin cool now.
yeah i saw some people getting mad at a guy for shitting his pants on the bus and now everyone's doing it brah!

2026-03-21 15:40:51 UTC

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2026-03-19 00:15:26 UTC

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what do you mean digg is back?

2026-03-18 23:36:34 UTC

had a dream i was helping out on a charity stream and someone in the team was like 'guys. we are blowing up on digg.com!" and even in the dream i was like "wait what"

2026-03-14 16:56:08 UTC

I've said before that tailism, if taken to its logical conclusion, eventually leads to anticommunism, fascism, and finally repudiation of all forms of class struggle, and I've never seen it illustrated more dramatically than here.
https://media.monads.online/monads-online-mastodon/media_attachments/files/116/228/578/734/627/854/original/9399d8fa36b26d8c.webp

2026-03-13 06:43:50 UTC

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oh yeah after like a 5 or 6 year hiatus the one surviving old one told his side of the story. it was pretty fucked what happened if I remember right but yes, they're back

2026-03-13 00:00:37 UTC

the communist podcast episode:
the ai generated avatar haver hating for no reason:
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2026-03-06 15:40:43 UTC

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I was shocked at how much better the Japanese sub was than the English dub! and the dub riveted me as a child lol

2026-03-06 02:14:27 UTC

started Children of Dune, meme related
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2026-03-03 11:27:24 UTC

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it's still pretty active! I just had to block the Daniel Singleton guy and the other guys who post wojaks and 4chan shit like their lives depend on it lol

2026-03-03 11:21:37 UTC

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yeah, aside from some irls who are stil on there and some comic book meme/shitpost pages and also the movie cucks page and the hard drive magazine (well no longeR? its still called that but no longer affiliated since the union busting or whatever) hang out group, its not really a place i look at much

2026-02-26 09:47:25 UTC

thank you clickhole
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2026-02-25 04:37:07 UTC

someone once told me I'm like a loser for buying liquor mixed with fruit. anyway a week later they revealed they're an alcoholic and I was like. yeah that makes sense

2026-02-22 01:46:31 UTC

holy shit Paris paloma is an incredible singer

2026-02-19 04:31:18 UTC

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2026-02-16 21:21:15 UTC

what do you mean ethan hawke cheated on uma thurman with the nanny (and i don't mean fran drescher!)

2026-02-15 22:17:29 UTC

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lmao
https://media.monads.online/monads-online-mastodon/media_attachments/files/116/076/960/031/071/277/original/214f0d75060639d5.webp

2026-02-15 22:15:52 UTC

saw someone on tumblr say "go outside" because they alluded to thinking critically about a tv show. lmao

2026-02-12 22:46:29 UTC

they got ahmed best to write a jar jar issue muy lord
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2026-02-10 15:50:07 UTC

if they did dune on mastodon it'd be. the memes must flow!

2026-02-10 03:39:59 UTC

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2026-02-09 22:41:21 UTC

thank you manlet king for the superior way to watch dbz dubbed in english.
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2026-02-08 19:22:46 UTC

lmao
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2026-02-07 04:03:16 UTC

yoooo Marxist Internet archive finally had a Michael parenti archive! https://www.marxists.org/archive/parenti/index.htm?fbclid=Iwb21leAPzmMFjbGNrA_OYvWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHhuvLSK20CzWKhHXSQlnFT7OoH7djzAbZMOnHcNrOCi6CSazQXN64jfrfI_N_aem_HURE6xgeItWl9xrdBTCNxw

2026-02-04 20:22:17 UTC

I'm pretty desensitized but it's still shocking to see hate speech like this on a public platform
https://media.monads.online/monads-online-mastodon/media_attachments/files/116/014/221/321/083/451/original/1b70dde319331ffc.webp

2026-02-04 20:13:32 UTC

dungeons and dragons liberal character who doesn't see race: I don't care if you're a kobold, dragon born, half elf. orc, I hate you equally!

2026-01-31 08:21:43 UTC

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thats right. him exiling himself to threads is just the ultimate bit!

2026-01-31 05:38:26 UTC

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2026-01-31 05:38:07 UTC

how does he do it?!
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2026-01-24 06:48:40 UTC

lmfao that's right!
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2026-01-22 06:58:46 UTC

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2026-01-22 06:15:29 UTC

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this is peak character design, too me at age 10
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2026-01-22 06:13:55 UTC

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Ichiban kasuga, gargomon, Kamen rider ZEZTZ,

2026-01-22 06:11:20 UTC

ugh picking just a handful of blorbos to commission a soft drawing of is tough.

2026-01-22 05:13:17 UTC

my first ever attempt at ragú came out well!!
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2026-01-18 06:45:42 UTC

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this is the context I saw it in and its so weird? oh the guy grinning like a maniac as he bulldozes homeless camps didn't betray progressives, making fun of a real event of maga furs was???
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2026-01-18 06:43:11 UTC

*posts inexplicable ai art of trump in a fursuit* it's all starting to make sense...
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2026-01-11 13:00:58 UTC

.
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2025-12-28 22:57:12 UTC

for some reason now that the Harry Potter fanfic from that one Chinese lady is the most expensive film rights acquisition of all time, it's weird people just quote it on booktok and expect you to be familiar with it

2025-12-25 10:43:08 UTC

spending 8 hours in a cinema for maximum Florence Pugh exposure. let's go, cinegooner time
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2025-12-23 03:35:37 UTC

As a Libertarian the only real Leftist in Final Fantasy 7 was Sephiroth. The rag tag group of eco r̶e̶b̶e̶l̶s̶ terrorists attempting to bring down a conglomerate mega corporation destroying the planet for the sake of short term profits is completely apolitical otherwise.
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2025-12-22 13:33:15 UTC

bro you're not a digimon you're a man!
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2025-12-21 06:54:52 UTC

the essay on Ari aster's hereditary is very good too..mostly about a gay guy working through his feelings of being closeted and in a marriage to a woman
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2025-12-14 06:10:54 UTC

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US-EST daylight savings lol

2025-12-14 05:54:59 UTC

DAY N NITE
THE LONELY POSTER SEEMS TO POST WITH EUROS
AT AT AT NITE

2025-12-14 00:11:42 UTC

yooooo
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2025-12-13 00:24:15 UTC

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2025-12-07 21:02:42 UTC

bluesky owns
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2025-12-07 20:53:39 UTC

lmao
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2025-12-05 21:08:58 UTC

Apparently now "woke" is "when women don't smile and their bust is below a certain size"
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2025-12-05 08:27:49 UTC

new chainsaw man popularity poll results are out, sorry denji you're 4th place in your own comic?!
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2025-12-02 01:43:16 UTC

bad news Hughes does it again lmaoooo
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2025-12-01 11:46:58 UTC

omg lmao
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2025-11-27 08:00:42 UTC

reactionary anime youtube man has another 45 minute video out reviewing old ass OVAs

2025-11-26 13:02:43 UTC

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2025-11-20 05:03:28 UTC

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2025-11-20 04:44:15 UTC

When you ask one what all the murders of innocent people in the "Global War on Terror" & subsequent troop suicides/acts of domestic terrorism were for, & they say "freedom", that means the right of "small business" & corporations alike to profit 1% more than they did last year
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2025-11-18 21:34:15 UTC

seems bad!
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2025-11-18 03:53:39 UTC

oh shit
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2025-11-18 03:14:03 UTC

a classic of post
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2025-11-16 00:31:03 UTC

dude who rocks
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2025-11-14 23:07:42 UTC

hey [@madhu_shrieks](https://mastinsaan.in/@madhu_shrieks ) is there something going on with your instance? your posts are showing up way out of order like, 1 or 2 days old but showing up with new posts on my tl. werid.

2025-11-13 02:58:12 UTC

i love bsky man. what do you mean the boers in silicon valley needed foreign influence to do right wing shit lmao
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2025-10-24 05:58:50 UTC

lmao
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2025-10-22 12:14:18 UTC

lmao
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2025-10-19 17:35:04 UTC

Political compass memes have done irreparable damage to authentic political discussion by normalizing reactionary ideologies into Hogwarts houses.
https://media.monads.online/monads-online-mastodon/media_attachments/files/115/402/034/601/299/969/original/b16ee80798eecbdd.webp

2025-10-12 17:56:13 UTC

posting this for the elder millennials
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2025-10-11 02:40:05 UTC

I guess coding is technically a trade so this is a lil redundant but its fun how "Learn a Trade" is the new "Learn to Code" now that the market for the latter is oversaturated & the degrees are as worthless as "stupid art school degrees." Endless petit-bourgeois hot potato

2025-10-08 19:51:32 UTC

good on Korean women. this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to fucked up sexual crimes near US foreign bases.
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2025-10-05 13:30:58 UTC

seems bad
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2025-10-02 00:26:22 UTC

live Lenin reaction !
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2025-09-26 14:19:58 UTC

rest in power to assata shakur

2025-09-26 14:14:22 UTC

when your cause is really popular
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2025-09-16 05:08:56 UTC

lmfao
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2025-09-06 00:55:56 UTC

They could never make me hate you Gretchen
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2025-09-01 02:45:02 UTC

*liberal voice* these are the same to me.
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2025-08-30 14:05:34 UTC

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2025-08-30 02:31:28 UTC

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2025-08-27 05:26:05 UTC

omg
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2025-08-19 17:52:24 UTC

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2025-08-16 03:50:13 UTC

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2025-08-16 03:48:43 UTC

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2025-08-16 03:47:52 UTC

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2025-07-30 18:28:11 UTC

yoo finally some good fucking food
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2025-06-18 05:48:48 UTC

so true comrade lenin
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2025-06-08 13:10:47 UTC

She
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2025-06-06 00:00:22 UTC

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