Sir HeyCitizen ⚜️

I am a woman respecter.

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heycitizen@noauthority-social.mostr.pub

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2026-01-11 00:54:04 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 https://www.thetedkarchive.com/library/ted-kaczynski-industrial-society-and-its-future-washington-post-version

2025-11-12 21:54:10 UTC

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@nprofile…a3z3 @nprofile…lfln @nprofile…28le
oh, so it doesn't work on Linux, just like my RedDragon keyboard and my Trinity Naga mouse, my Motu M4, my Western Digital hard disk and my Akai MPK midi keyboard :pepe_hands:

2025-11-12 21:33:09 UTC

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@nprofile…lfln @nprofile…28le @nprofile…a3z3 maybe none of us exist, only Jesus and his favorite podcaster do :madam:

2025-11-12 21:23:29 UTC

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@nprofile…28le @nprofile…a3z3
The Man Who Always Tells The Truth says he has tried everything and it just doesn't work. Oystein runs Ubuntu and uses the Rødecaster, but only in our imagination, which is where Mutton Mead and Music exist as well apparently.

2025-11-12 20:35:37 UTC

Heads up @nprofile…a3z3
I recently heard from a good friend (who says he only ever speaks the truth) that the Rødecaster doesn't work with linux!
:pepe_hands: very sad times indeed, as it appears I have been living in a fantasy land this whole time

2025-08-06 20:54:28 UTC

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@nprofile…90tl dafuks wrong with you? You should be an of those things

2025-08-06 12:15:13 UTC

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@nprofile…xlp8 if you look back into enough ancestry, you would come to the conclusion that we these fucking "homo sapiens" are to blame for your problems. You should go ahead and start a campaign to wipe them from the earth.

2025-08-05 16:34:37 UTC

Are you feeling bad about yourself? Your country? Your economic system?
You can end all of that RIGHT NOW by just blaming the Jews!
Wartime blues? Blame the jews!
Got a soft willy? Blame the Israelis!
Stop following the money and reading conspiracy theories; make all your research start and end with Israel! Save time, money and most of all, make your problems their problems!

2025-07-30 16:17:19 UTC

@nprofile…qdyz hope all is well in your corner of the continent ♥️

2025-07-16 19:18:23 UTC

AI wrong as usual, even about @nprofile…sxpx
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2025-07-10 17:57:59 UTC

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@nprofile…z9v7 big shungite

2025-07-10 04:59:13 UTC

https://www.amazon.ca/Fengind-WiFi-Router-Cover-Uninterrupted/dp/B0CS2ZCPQP

2025-07-08 16:17:01 UTC

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@nprofile…lxaj what a fucking clown fr

2025-07-08 14:30:52 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s you will cost me so many upvotes and boosts 😭 have you no empathy???

2025-07-08 14:27:38 UTC

THEY KNEW! THEY EVEN MADE A MOVIE ABOUT IT 30 YEARS AGO! https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0106930/
This is so obviously an op, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

2025-07-08 00:36:20 UTC

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@nprofile…ayy4 @nprofile…6746 @nprofile…pvn3
How much is Redmond paying you to say that?

2025-07-07 22:17:54 UTC

When you wonder who is pulling the strings at the No Agenda Show...
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2025-07-07 20:55:52 UTC

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Adam says audio on Linux is trash, but never says a word about his Windows machine muting John and letting Telegram sounds on-air.
Episode 1599, 1:02:15—John says, ‘Linux is still too hard for normal people.’ Why push that line unless someone’s paying?
Bingit.io instead of DuckDuckGoit.io
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

2025-07-07 20:22:42 UTC

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Coincidence? I think not!
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2025-07-07 20:08:54 UTC

Now the REAL question, who is paying off No Agenda to talk shit about Linux??? 🤔

2025-07-07 19:55:43 UTC

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@nprofile…qdyz Now that you mention it, if she's so good at writing resumés, why doesn't she get a better job???? 🤔

2025-07-07 19:51:18 UTC

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@nprofile…qdyz they don't blame the real bad guys: the jews. Instead they place blame on the innocent merchants of weaponry: the military industrial complex. It couldn't possibly be personal bias because Adam likes Jesus and the jews killed Jesus. Therefore he must be getting paid regularly to lie. Then it hit me: GigaWatt coffee send them money every show. Also, he plugs his coffee products, typical jew behavior. It's clear as day...

2025-07-07 19:34:58 UTC

Gigawatt Coffee is actually a covert zionist operation funding the No Agenda show to blame the military industrial complex instead of the Jews. I know it. You know it. We all know it.

2025-07-02 14:22:29 UTC

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@nprofile…8cq2 yeah, it stopped when 90% of the trolls stopped listening, on account of No Agenda not hating jews enough 😂

2025-07-02 14:14:00 UTC

If someone would be so kind as to invite me to the Dutch No Agenda Telegram Group, I will be eternally grateful. TYFYC.

2025-06-19 17:04:13 UTC

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@nprofile…l22w it's crackpot and buzzkill! In the morning!

2025-06-05 15:27:10 UTC

You don't need censorship resistance if you just remove one of the Gs.

2025-06-02 10:54:14 UTC

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@nprofile…mffp who is in court?

2025-05-31 13:56:06 UTC

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@nprofile…r6d3 proof that changing your name goes a long way when faking your death.

2025-05-17 23:13:19 UTC

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2025-05-09 19:00:41 UTC

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2025-05-06 19:34:28 UTC

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@nprofile…75kg @nprofile…mjk8 @nprofile…cyer @nprofile…uc58
@nprofile…u3gx is can polish anything, bigly.

2025-05-02 13:14:37 UTC

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2025-04-30 17:55:00 UTC

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@nprofile…y5qt normies be like "oh ni, it's not for me, it makes me anxious" 😔

2025-04-30 17:52:45 UTC

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@nprofile…y5qt ... And the occasional discovering of one's own toxic behaviors 😬 🙏❤️

2025-04-30 17:44:01 UTC

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@nprofile…y5qt nice. I like cocaine better than speed, but I still think an espresso coffee is orders of magnitude more pleasant and effective.
PS: the world needs to do more LSD, mushrooms add DMT.

2025-04-30 17:30:51 UTC

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@nprofile…y5qt ya but, cocaine tho 😙👌

2025-04-30 16:40:13 UTC

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2025-04-30 14:36:21 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s fucc 😔

2025-04-29 11:40:14 UTC

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@nprofile…90tl on the plus side, no more border to cross when going to meetups in the other states

2025-04-29 11:29:54 UTC

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@nprofile…90tl
> invests your money in wind and solar to generate energy
> invests your money in energy storage for irregular energy production
inb4 they use the sun to pump water up a hill

2025-04-29 11:20:35 UTC

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@nprofile…90tl ya but THIS election is more important than ever 😮‍💨

2025-04-28 15:27:40 UTC

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@nprofile…h5lz @nprofile…k98q no. I don't care what other people do to earn a living. My boss makes a living off his paywall patreon podcast...
I have not come up with any good way to relate what I enjoy about my communauté Baladodiffusion-Deux-Point-Zéro or Valeur-Quatre-Valeur

2025-04-28 14:59:29 UTC

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@nprofile…g5pf To be clear, I'm not "down" about my music or the valueverse, the people in it or their attitudes.
I do get upset sometimes, at certain negative comments and I confront those comments. So far, nobody has shown any interest in helping me understand what I'm misunderstanding. The tendancy has been to label my attitude as "alienating the artists" followed with a block/mute.
At least Adam explained what I missed while listening to his rant about Motu Ultralite.

2025-04-28 14:41:29 UTC

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@nprofile…ayy4 @nprofile…3msr i'm gonna have to squeeze in some time to get 'er done before summer 🙏

2025-04-28 13:48:36 UTC

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@nprofile…ksq8 fb marketplace is also an option. And kijiji

2025-04-28 13:12:21 UTC

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@nprofile…k98q I admit I got spun up listening to you complain a few episodes ago, I was like: "why isn't he naming and shaming the bad actors? 🤬" (Motu uktralite i think?) so I apologize for that, and sorry for lumping you in with others who like to say "it's no good"
As for v4v music, maybe I get spun up for the same reason? Lumping you in with people who tell me I have the wrong attitude, or accuse me of hurting other artists...
TYFYC

2025-04-25 16:50:10 UTC

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@nprofile…g5pf @nprofile…k98q example of my X32 console that I use for live bands and theatre productions, as well as previously configured auto-gain and limiter automatically connecting to it properly when I turn it on.
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2025-04-25 16:46:14 UTC

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@nprofile…g5pf @nprofile…k98q it's exactly my point. Class-compliant hardware exists. It just works. It doesn't require an installation disk or some executable native app to talk to it. It doesn't require a driver-downloading app to run in background, or "searching windows update for latest drivers"

2025-04-25 16:38:35 UTC

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@nprofile…g5pf @nprofile…k98q i understand. But bitching about Linux is like bitching about MacOS because some "fastastic" and "outstanding" flash-based website doesn't work correctly with it.

2025-04-25 16:21:56 UTC

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Hey @nprofile…k98q just curious, does Microsoft pay you to talk shit about Linux?

2025-04-25 16:18:27 UTC

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2025-04-25 14:25:51 UTC

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@nprofile…hmph don't use the term "colored" because it's offensive to pencils of color.

2025-04-25 14:05:21 UTC

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@nprofile…w43z @nprofile…cyer sats are fractions of Bitcoin.
Lightning nodes are Bitcoin processing and routing machines.
https://youtu.be/rrr_zPmEiME

2025-04-25 11:44:04 UTC

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@nprofile…w43z get in touch with @nprofile…cyer if you want to participate in a "ring of fire" where nodes get 2 channels for the price of one by opening to each other in a circle. Otherwise, you can open a channel to another node, but that only allows btc to flow outbound. For inbound btc, someone needs to open a channel to you.

2025-04-25 11:31:53 UTC

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@nprofile…02s8
> uses proprietary software
> the software "enhances" your experience unexpectedly

2025-04-24 16:51:40 UTC

Kurwa.

2025-04-24 01:08:01 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s
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2025-04-23 13:56:54 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s @nprofile…msu3 the Spiffing Brit's YouTube gonna be popping off

2025-04-18 11:24:20 UTC

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@nprofile…smrf don't kink shame; the ass pants are a fetish

2025-04-09 13:19:43 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
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2025-03-27 16:11:50 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s @nprofile…gdep
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2025-03-06 18:25:02 UTC

Trump has issued an executive order renaming the "Great Pacific Garbage Patch" to the Great American Garbage Patch"
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2025-03-06 18:15:12 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u it's diluted to mimic the taste of infantry-tier coffee. Americans say espresso to mean "the fancy European stuff that doesn't taste like dishwater" while Europeans just add water to theirs to make it taste like unemployment.

2025-03-06 18:02:32 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u Italians call it Americano because it's diluted to taste more like shitty American drip. Both slurs are acceptable for naming this meme beverage.

2025-03-02 18:27:16 UTC

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@nprofile…dfyn yez

2025-03-02 16:10:13 UTC

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2025-02-27 21:22:20 UTC

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@nprofile…75kg @nprofile…lr8u oh yeah, I'm retarded, says the guy who believes the government when it says "we're just gonna take more of y'all's money to help pay the bills to keep the lights on in the country! Just helping keep our interest under control, by taking y'all's money, just helping pay back our national loan"

2025-02-27 21:17:37 UTC

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@nprofile…75kg @nprofile…lr8u why the sigh? You knows I'm right. National debt is made up nonsense

2025-02-27 21:15:21 UTC

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@nprofile…75kg @nprofile…lr8u USA and the military industrial complex can just say "fuck off this is America" and threaten to nuke them. Debt solved.

2025-02-27 21:11:11 UTC

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@nprofile…75kg @nprofile…lr8u the USA owes money to whom exactly?

2025-02-16 23:08:36 UTC

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2025-02-12 22:23:21 UTC

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2025-02-12 16:14:00 UTC

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2025-02-12 16:13:04 UTC

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2024-12-10 18:49:02 UTC

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@nprofile…88nx big karma! I miss you 😭

2024-12-01 18:55:34 UTC

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@nprofile…allc Jeff Lynne dog ♥️

2024-11-27 00:36:33 UTC

@nprofile…kdp2
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2024-11-25 22:16:30 UTC

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@nprofile…3ak2 and HeyCitien also producer

2024-11-21 00:24:48 UTC

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2024-10-24 13:44:43 UTC

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@npub1m5v…z6lx i'm not allowed to smoke in the bathtub, otherwise I would just live 24h in bathtub...
... Until I ran out of money from not going to job lol

2024-10-24 13:27:05 UTC

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2024-10-19 22:35:53 UTC

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@npub1cnx…344q send it @npub1njp…djv3 feed from NAS

2024-10-15 03:47:17 UTC

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2024-09-27 03:07:14 UTC

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2024-09-20 17:10:15 UTC

somedays I wish I were a guitar...
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2024-08-24 13:45:26 UTC

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@npub1zdp…zq2j no, some dogs sink like stones

2024-07-19 05:38:23 UTC

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2024-06-28 15:52:33 UTC

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@npub14pp…2tc0 UNPRECEDENTED

2024-06-15 16:22:31 UTC

go get 'em @npub14pp…2tc0 #itsmarykateultratimeagain

2024-06-12 20:52:48 UTC

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@npub14pp…2tc0 bro, you and I have been here for wayyy longer than that!

2024-06-07 18:20:12 UTC

More proof we live in a simulation.
Fucking Geminis
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2024-06-07 14:41:55 UTC

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2024-02-11 13:15:09 UTC

i know this is referencing some normie tv bullshit, but at this point I don't care and I refuse to look into it. this is a BTS meme about @npub1pvq…xhm4 and @npub1sxs…dxes
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2024-01-18 19:00:52 UTC

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@npub1zvk…vp8d @npub1823…zdth
I don't know, but a thought just dawned on me: What if my balls are like boobs for my penis?

2024-01-14 19:46:24 UTC

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@npub1pfu…ljmm that's soooo last year. 2024 is about embracing toxic shitposting and blaming everything on adam and jcd.

2024-01-14 19:24:49 UTC

To all those here who hereby refuse to give adam and jcd time/talent/treasure because they suddenly no longer deserve it, how about sending me some value? HeyCitizen@getalby.com
I don't provide media deconstruction like those two clowns. Instead, I post low-quality memes and actively call people i disagree with "faggots," "retards" or worse!