FruitSaladMike
FruitSaladMike ☣️

Trans man, anti woke and not relying on others.
I can't get enough of myself!
#Bitcoin & #Freedom
Content moderator for my own content!

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Last Notes

2024-09-04 17:20:33

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the VISA they offer comes with KYC...

2024-09-01 17:33:38

Good evening #nostr
When #shrinkstr ???

2024-08-30 18:23:39

It's Friday evening and I have no intention of going out. Is that what a full time job does to you?

2024-08-30 18:04:12

#shitposts are okay too!
#nevent1q…m800

2024-08-29 17:40:34

Good evening #nostr
when I arrived back home today, my landlords were waiting for me. Apparently they made a mistake with my utility bills. I've paid too much since I moved in.
The next two months I don't have to pay any rent.
Should I increase my minimum zap size for a second time this month?

2024-08-27 18:16:18

My advice to #nostr devs:
Don't reveal your identity, one day they are looking for someone to arrest for nonsense reasons.

2024-08-26 17:46:27

Apologies are not enough! Only a fair amount of money can kill the pain in my front hole! Pay me now 😆😂
and good evening #nostr
YES, IT'S A SHITPOST.
#nevent1q…s5ff

2024-08-25 05:10:10

GM #coffeechain
lazy Sunday...

2024-08-23 17:51:16

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watch "Shaun of the dead" and you'll find the answer.

2024-08-17 04:02:12

GM #coffeechain
Today I'm enjoying my first coffee in bed.

2024-08-16 17:54:18

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gross! girls don't poop or pee

2024-08-16 17:46:55

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cause it's hilarious

2024-08-15 18:05:21

Money for nothing and your chicks for free...
Good evening #nostr
#nevent1q…geku

2024-08-15 04:03:52

GM #coffeechain
have a good one.

2024-08-13 03:50:16

GM #coffeechain
Just watched some parts of the Musk/Trump interview.
Elon just couldn't get Trump's dick out of his mouth. Although Trump seemed to be very clear and focused and never lost control. I was hoping for some rants in gibberish 😆

2024-08-12 04:04:30

GM #coffeechain
My team leader wants me to lead his meeting today. He is sick and won't make it.
I don't know what the meeting is about, neither was I invited 😆
It's going to be glorious.

2024-08-10 04:45:35

GM #coffeechain
have a great weekend...

2024-08-10 04:44:02

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thx

2024-08-10 04:43:56

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thx

2024-08-10 04:43:28

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sounds like KYC
yuck 😆

2024-08-09 18:16:03

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700M or 700k?

2024-08-09 18:11:45

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and just like that my evening is saved. thx friend

2024-07-30 17:47:25

Good evening #nostr
with all the elections happened and happening in the near future, there will be the "stolen" ones.
My question:
Would you be willing to give up your anonymous vote in order to get realistic and verifiable results? Everyone could see how you voted, but you can see that your vote was counted right.
#asknostr #Venezuela #elections

2024-07-28 17:42:11

Good evening #nostr
When will SBF speak at the BTC conference???
#shitpost

2024-07-16 12:23:19

Oi #nostr
The raccoons seem to be smarter than the people buying those dumpsters...
#nevent1q…tep7

2024-07-13 12:23:14

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the real question:
can you opt out?

2024-07-01 18:18:15

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One of my professors told me about an US American student being in Germany for the first time. He thought that German cities were underdeveloped cause he couldn't see any of the electric grid...
For those wondering, it's mostly underground.

2024-06-27 18:37:44

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noun

2024-06-27 18:26:08

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no problem! stay weird 😉

2024-06-27 18:21:03

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zapped...!?!

2024-06-26 03:39:49

GM #coffeechain
What started as a joke turned into reality about three hours later. 😆
We broke up because of completely different goals in life.
Who's next?
#nevent1q…0t4q

2024-06-25 18:16:47

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brb! just dumping my girlfriend 😍😍☺️

2024-06-25 18:11:18

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I knew that scrolling through global would bring something good...
hello gorgeous

2024-06-24 04:08:14

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Happy birthday...

2024-06-21 04:00:14

GM #coffeechain
My friends don't know me at all 🤪
It was a fun evening.
#nevent1q…pyjz

2024-06-20 14:28:45

Back in Germany and ready for the stag party. Since I was not allowed to hire a stripper I'll do it myself 😆 Take that bestie!

2024-06-19 04:11:44

GM #coffeechain
So #chickstr is live, what about #cockstr ?
#nevent1q…p3c8

2024-06-18 19:11:22

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I'd be happy with a little ball (or two) 😆 but I guess you mean scoops.

2024-06-18 18:44:32

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guck nich so komisch... 😉

2024-06-18 18:40:15

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keep them or buy an ice cream

2024-06-18 04:39:48

GM #coffeechain
That confirms it. #nostr is dead!
#nevent1q…9prp

2024-06-17 18:10:25

Good evening #nostr
Official census!

2024-06-15 18:09:54

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my friends and myself. just having a good time...

2024-06-13 18:26:17

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I blame my phone for now xD
thanks anyway 👍

2024-06-13 18:12:01

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it blocks users by just visiting the profile, with
@npub12gu…fle6 it happens every time I view one of his posts. I unblock and click his next post and he is blocked again...

2024-06-13 18:05:03

Wtf #Amethyst ???
I didn't report any post!!!
To everyone getting reported by me, I'm sorry. The app is doing what it wants

2024-06-11 17:46:07

Good evening #nostr
Can someone dumb that down for me?
Of course you have to read it first.
#nevent1q…4cjp

2024-06-10 03:51:02

GM #coffeechain
Big and busy week ahead...

2024-06-09 05:09:24

Heaven? Looks a lot like Italy.
I'm aiming for hell instead.
GM #coffeechain
#nevent1q…zpz0

2024-06-08 18:57:43

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I'd love to hear about machu picchu or the American pyramids...

2024-06-07 19:21:57

When ever I mention #nostr in my city I only get weird looks. Anyone in #Jena Germany?
#nevent1q…r9fd

2024-06-07 18:48:22

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no, it doesn't need meta.
sorry!

2024-06-06 17:15:43

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what ya smoking there???

2024-06-04 17:55:32

How can we make #Bitcoin accessible for the Amish and other groups that reject tech?

2024-06-04 17:45:31

Good evening #nostr
Four more weeks and I'm on my way to Malta. So excited.

2024-06-04 03:58:06

My coffee is black, just like my heart.
GM #coffeechain

2024-06-03 17:46:52

Good evening #nostr
Staying in the background can be rewarding too.

2024-06-02 17:41:26

Good evening #nostr
It's warm, it's raining, it feels like in a rain forest. It's best to go nude...

2024-06-02 05:55:47

GM #coffeechain
Learn to say no...

2024-06-01 18:27:01

Turning 26 this year and I know nothing about the pop culture of my generation.
Does that make me a nerd or anti nerd?

2024-06-01 09:30:55

"I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost…
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish…
Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!"
Final speech from The Great Dictator

2024-05-31 19:59:48

Good evening #nostr
Went grocery shopping with my girlfriend today. Pushed her around in the wheelchair and she complained that I was walking too fast. Caused a little argument and she told me to treat her like she wasn't disabled. I stopped pushing her.
We kept shopping, and after a while I asked her to hand me a certain cereal that was right at the top of the shelf 😆
She just gave me the 🖕 and rolled off smirking. I think I really like her...

2024-05-31 03:51:16

GM #coffeechain
Guilty!
Good or bad for the US?

2024-05-30 18:13:39

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how does your privacy score work? purely based on time? does it take the size of the mint into account?
I'd love to see a post on the underlying algo...

2024-05-30 03:30:33

GM #coffeechain
Decentralisation is bad! I need one entity to complain about...
obvious #shitpost

2024-05-29 18:17:07

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I didn't complain 🤫

2024-05-29 18:16:19

Scrolling through global feels more and more like a porn site...

2024-05-29 18:13:41

Trump will build a wall...
#shitpost
#nevent1q…0w2k

2024-05-28 18:19:45

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I'm sure he was more of a listener 😆

2024-05-27 17:36:37

good evening #nostr
friend dropped a bottle of olive oil. entertainment for a whole evening.

2024-05-26 18:20:43

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beer is better than champagne...

2024-05-26 17:48:11

Good evening #nostr
The first thing I get asked for is my Snapchat/Instagram. And then I get weird looks when I say that I don't use em...
#nevent1q…nfh8

2024-05-26 17:38:46

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who that?

2024-05-25 05:32:52

GM #coffeechain
what a night... 💦💦

2024-05-24 18:27:22

Random fact:
I'm not as smart as I would like to be. Pretty dumb if you ask my friends.

2024-05-24 18:16:49

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Molly’s Lips - Nirvana

2024-05-24 17:41:39

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who cares, as long as there's a mutual respect

2024-05-24 15:29:42

Show him some love dear #plebs
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/bitcoin-is-now-a-threat-to-us-all/

2024-05-24 15:22:38

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I mean, they kinda did...
Which doesn't mean that it's a good move
https://iranwire.com/en/society/103464-iranian-state-aligned-newspaper-praises-hitler-on-holocaust-remembrance-day/

2024-05-24 04:16:38

They'll scan my spine again today. I can't even count how much that happened over the last month.
With that much radiation I can power my own power plant...

2024-05-24 03:54:16

GM #coffeechain
Elections in two days. Still no clue what to vote for...

2024-05-23 04:05:50

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born in 98, didn't go grocery shopping in 99. saved me even more money

2024-05-23 04:03:42

GM #coffeechain
That's it, that's the post.

2024-05-22 18:21:05

Find the subliminal message.
COMMUNISM SUCKS!

2024-05-22 17:53:44

Good evening #nostr
never cared for basketball. don't know the rules. now I have tickets and no chance not to go...

2024-05-22 04:28:03

GM #coffeechain
He misspelled god. What a dumbass...
#nevent1q…f8a9

2024-05-21 18:43:05

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Do you see a big impact on your work coming with the European elections? Looks like a massive move to the right.

2024-05-21 18:22:04

Good evening #nostr
Content=MVP
Move on, I got nothing for you. Just shitposting and the occasional sarcastic comment.

2024-05-20 17:54:09

Good evening #nostr
We should donate more helicopters to tyrants, it's a good investment imo...

2024-05-17 17:56:30

Elections are coming up and I don't know where to put my cross.
Maybe I should give all of them a vote, just to be safe.

2024-05-17 17:53:41

I wonder if Elon has a secret nostr account...
Good evening #nostr
#nevent1q…4glr

2024-05-17 04:15:02

GM #coffeechain
Feeling relieved but also kinda empty after reaching my first big goal.
I guess it's time to go for the next...

2024-05-16 17:57:16

If the devs do it under water, nobody can see them cry!
#nevent1q…r3z7

2024-05-14 18:10:08

Good evening #nostr
Turns out that the underlying smart contract doesn't care how much coins are going through, or where they came from, or who they belong to, or where they went. I will never know nor will my funds.
How much did I earn from it? Around 75 USD in ADA.
Do I regret not getting more fees? No, #Freedom should be free and for everyone.
#crypto gives people some kind of freedom.
The #Bitcoin maxis will call everything else a shitcoin. I always say that chains like cardano are not made to be an investment, they are tools for freedom. A utility, something to work with. I own quite a bit of #ADA and don't have a problem if the price stays below a dollar.
Don't speculate with utility tokens! Work with them, build with them, learn, fail or succeed...
#nevent1q…jqrc

2024-05-13 18:11:00

Someone sent coins worth 9M USD through my project 😱 All today.
ETH, ADA and various erc20...
I'm speechless.

2024-05-13 17:48:45

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any good read?

2024-05-11 18:17:22

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Good luck with that!

2024-05-11 18:13:29

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bad life choices! sounds a lot like a you problem 😆
(I'm sorry!)

2024-05-11 18:09:21

Good evening #nostr
One more day of relaxing...

2024-05-10 17:16:36

@npub1sg6…f63m asking for nudes?
#nevent1q…hmwf