SWIM

Public Key

npub178kp0c0hd84ugngqzpnn0uz2nh53sasvu5ya6akuuqm3w8w4dfvqhj0nq2

NIP-05 Address

swim.swim@iris.to

NIP-57 Address

cash@minibits.cash

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relay.noswhere.com

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2024-08-05 21:44:11

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https://image.nostr.build/06e306d0acd3b282103238e21da99e261b351e14f44ed88b94c0cb8a3af63bef.jpg

2024-08-04 22:55:52

Michael Dent https://image.nostr.build/56103140d8d5782782f99364c95af17a04a33913a2951d6e4acf85903f9642b2.jpg
#nevent1q…q9yn

2024-08-04 22:53:11

Marnie is a pretty girl. https://image.nostr.build/add955c39c0d43f35c63f5ec1bf4291941dd4737261d40830d43dd8566c5989a.jpg
Pretty deadly . . .
https://image.nostr.build/969687f52eaddb1dcc2c40dc7b76a4ac536b1d4f18c386aeebec7509cef2edbb.jpg
Poor Michael! https://image.nostr.build/2623a7825f880fbfb4ad514ccae6e88a9f1a774ecf0767b147c82d38029c4522.jpg
My fault for assuming he was big enough to handle the Italians. Took her about an hour to remove half his face. I absolutely should have been more keenly supervising. First time a hen has properly cooked a rooster.
Fingers crossed that his eye is okay under there. Quail are brutal.
Love you Michael.
Love you Marnie.
https://image.nostr.build/2783065405732bfe42dd2f8b334f9b797200b9c14826523d7a0566be49350083.jpg
#quail #homesteading #homestead #farm #birdstr #poultry #egg #peckingorder

2024-08-01 20:56:22

Cook your bears well folks.
#nevent1q…48km

2024-07-31 23:48:00

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Jeepers. Reminds me of hunting for a preplucked Thanksgiving turkey.

2024-07-27 22:00:22

Chicken 🍗 and Leek . . . #LFG! #FOODSTR https://image.nostr.build/c10f9aa6f0e16dbe8b997e4e750960e14319ec6eeec811c8e371c6dfd7d84b76.jpg
#pie #pasty #pastie #pastae #pastii #pastry

2024-07-27 21:28:27

#quotes from around the World.
https://image.nostr.build/69fc6f54a1c8d726442f221d76e2099c76b514a41f1a740df9fca8e47a0b0a0e.jpg
#nevent1q…vwm9

2024-07-27 21:24:35

History is written by the victors? . . .
#meme #memestr #quote #quotestr https://image.nostr.build/3f6c9694fe0b8a4a70f9d4f091cc40db82c712ead3bd4bfea23919dc05ba780f.jpg
#lol #lolstr

2024-07-27 20:46:57

So good. 🤣
#nevent1q…ssl0

2024-07-27 20:27:56

Wagyu around the world in a cattlebeast daze. https://image.nostr.build/fd74b1efdef8d925c06b98c6445d2840f6053fe976b9a97948f9d57a33e68f60.jpg
#food #foodstr #beef #steer #pampit

2024-07-27 20:17:44

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Yewwwwwww. 💚

2024-07-27 19:42:08

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Pretty ruddy amazeballs view 😍

2024-07-27 19:30:55

https://image.nostr.build/39a8a40cbd4a9961bdd673143ecb20c26f9b9b555bfe022a19f1600d88522d82.gif
#nevent1q…qwre

2024-07-26 22:56:27

Finally dropped some sats on some poultry waterers. Everyone is chirpy about it.
Especially SWIM. 🙃
Da girls. https://image.nostr.build/a904fbabce6f42c0eee0538b95bba2bf41deadaba4f107cee1c50706d211a984.jpg
Michael.
https://image.nostr.build/6ba2290214d7c0ca23e55c7f6a292181f606456ce8e754e34f6e4e5725507811.jpg
Lucy.
https://image.nostr.build/d539e45629b5863ce140626de3616f052343f7467cd72c4e5b870fc9a8386480.jpg
Tammy.
https://image.nostr.build/a4ee8951c9d2284d9b80b150c5b46dcd94056b63f7e671e8bcd2a7923af29d30.jpg
Arnie and Lucy. 🥰
https://image.nostr.build/9e0d25242958308b9a6bd90fbf5a8da0c311f8da1157fd4fdc7ac379e66c6336.jpg
#homesteading #homestead #poultry #birds #birdstr #farm #farmstr #quail #eggs #foodstr

2024-07-26 10:39:33

Much Gladness. Best Difficulty NGU. 🙃
#nevent1q…ra2n

2024-07-26 09:57:57

Sooooooo pumped about how handsome our roos are. 😍 https://image.nostr.build/1ecd003e30628f7555e3b6963450fb5a3748fa071603371a8037977eedfbc091.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/2808527579123e485de1e542f91c1d2c01abe340ee8cdc7b1de1d219e8be3b0a.jpg
The red boi is Jasper, the brown stripier boi is Michael. Michael hatched a day later than the other 20, he was and is the cutest, and he was also the only Pharoah/wild type. Jasper was our reddest boi, and also the best behaved, which is pretty important.
Love you Boys. Sorry you do not have access to the Ladies right now, they need a rest from your shenanigans, and we aren't hatching right now as it is le cold.
#rooster #roostr #quailstr #poultrystr #farmstr

2024-07-26 09:49:32

Small eggs or large dishhhhhh? #foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/42f7b37bfc5b051419ab3c8695c4156d0c8f9471d22b9244580202e394a05bc0.jpg
#cheese #cheesyboi
https://image.nostr.build/6136563e9f0c211d92849bfdc6ef57c87879ab5665073ac2a2c61fbe7c5660ad.jpg
#radslies #radish #gardenstr #beet
https://image.nostr.build/9cd0e4e7767f620b2f7bf8971255e1a0bda12fd83eb0bf5d494890c3b8895107.jpg
#parsley #flatbread #yogurt #bread https://image.nostr.build/d48e4d4123bf78e21be82945f466e934f378784e846f4c0e3ad7e341d272c167.jpg
#anotherpicofcuteeggsversuslargepan
https://image.nostr.build/f9b7fb9c987806b306af13d447c87f662ad5c651a95a55c6722c91c98c332eb3.jpg
#tastystr #sendit 😁

2024-07-26 02:12:10

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🤣

2024-07-26 02:04:34

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So cool! Reminds me of the "Smelly Box", which is a hanging bucket with holes in the sides that you throw dead things in (birds, cats, whoever). When the maggots run out of food, they crawl out, and fall to the the floor for the poultry to smash! Gosh humans are cool with their animal husbandry. 🥰

2024-07-25 22:23:17

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Yes! Have considered those flies. Our composts have a lot of different bugs in them, none of which I have introduced. Certainly considering a bug farm. We have an abundance of baby snails and slaters here, which the covey smash. I also have a bug zapper which provides them with light to extend the winter hours so they lay, and also freshly fried snacks. Haha. I am basically always hunting bug for them. Would be cool to have larval abundance for sure! Might investigate a local supplier and see what the ecosystem integration situation is where I am. 😁

2024-07-25 21:52:14

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They are certainly leveraged by trendy restaurants, but they are just totally lovely as a daily egg! Can use in place of chicken eggs in everything. Nothing odd or weird about the flavour. Just awesome.
Quail are much less destructive than chickens. And less messy and smelly than ducks (from my limited duck experience). They are however much less capable of defending themselves, and their food. Ours are always caged, unless I am holding them. Everything wants to eat them. And it is not obvious that I could get them back if they escaped. Haha. They are also not inclined to eat all the scraps that chickens do, so you need some kind of base feed. Our bevy gets fresh grass and clover every day as the substrate they can scratch and hunt through. I also bring them bugs and weeds I find when weeding. But yeah, letting them hunt around the farm by themselves isn't really an option on the survival front. Looooooool.
I would also love some ducks around. Perhaps even some ostriches. 🙃

2024-07-25 11:39:24

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Sounds dreamy! Haha. Chickens are definitely mega cool. Quail are pretty easy to manage in smaller situations too--a more accessible dream perhaps. It is is for us! A tasty fresh egg is indeed a delighfully tasty and nutritios treat. 🥰

2024-07-23 00:11:30

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Doing a cute.

2024-07-22 22:50:32

Dafeck you doin here boi? Dis my house. 🐓 https://image.nostr.build/e3fa224cae96fb21d876ae51438f0c1b2824a53ef545bbd2889787b1278d8214.jpg
The boys have been spending some time together in the mornings. Supervised. #roostr https://image.nostr.build/45f6c8574b071c8805cad7d15d4ec4b090b740c5177bfb9295794de63bf6fe8e.jpg
#birdstr #quailstr #farmstr #illfknstabyouboi

2024-07-22 01:07:11

This is the only place I can say "Hello Ladies" whilst licking my lips and not get arrested. https://image.nostr.build/edd304a2a50b6533543c4d06ef657f067fcb74fb176ad1a622b0b63e911f2b87.jpg
Anti-Spill feeding tower in Action.
Love You Girls! You Rock. 💓 https://image.nostr.build/cef9073fd2014a8b05bca5b8253c28217365d6d71732bbbbd9b05eb0f6092192.jpg
#poultry #birdstr #quail #egg #food #homestead #farmstr #homesteading #grownostr #lfg #foodstr

2024-07-21 23:02:44

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So good. Thank you for sharing. 💟

2024-07-20 01:46:55

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Si señor.

2024-07-20 01:46:12

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Fine point. If I were hoodless, I might say yesh?

2024-07-20 01:44:17

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You sure he wasn't the Envious one?

2024-07-20 01:42:50

Yahweh was Enlil, the Jealous one.

2024-07-19 20:54:33

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Loooooooool.🧡

2024-07-19 12:14:17

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At least it feels heavenly.
We'll just ignore the hellish backend. Loooool.

2024-07-19 11:51:49

V Interdast.
#nevent1q…p6s5

2024-07-19 03:05:22

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I think your guess seems about right then! Golly we are lucky duckies. Haha.
A true marvel on the flavour front. 💜🧡

2024-07-18 22:37:28

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It might be. I am not sure. Twas gifted. Took them 6 years to establish the mycelium.

2024-07-18 22:30:03

You can put truffles on everything . . . 🫨 #foodstr
#pasta
https://image.nostr.build/ad4dd48469ad776c23035a59eb2f6a06af62439c13d942f73d622b917e94d98d.jpg
#steak
https://image.nostr.build/5a6f19581e03019c1bf8717f9cf5d07e91802afdc99b020c3b3618b57617d3cd.jpg
#pancakes
https://image.nostr.build/84e272b963afe2582a29ebc4b30a751d80732819439e0758fec7aba641646e9e.jpg

2024-07-17 08:26:16

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Alright then Ireland. 😔

2024-07-16 23:12:51

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Everything about this pic is fabulous. 😆

2024-07-16 23:07:19

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🤣

2024-07-16 21:53:23

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Twas Max delish. 🙃

2024-07-16 21:52:09

#healthfood #organic #natural #livelong . . .
#nevent1q…wgna

2024-07-16 21:50:48

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Loooooooool. 🤣

2024-07-16 21:44:51

We have had pizza. Yes.
https://image.nostr.build/f208f90213f39cbd8352ae422a0ac7d89e8bb887cc2eb65ac2a4c0f933a683c4.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/160251209d2618ff39ea495b99f6dcb53d095bbf3772dbaa649388e03a0c5347.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a14252ab974405dbf93808e0610c1a5efccfa19e42e03b49ca7cf2c87abeb435.jpg
Is that a sausage I see or am I just happy to pizza?
https://image.nostr.build/a2a06195e910c9677c23155f349f6d672bae35a61226fd30efb34e5af8a2ce51.jpg
How about Second Pizza?
https://image.nostr.build/dbcc238386ba9c41db1abb88826fd0ffabbe8eda7a3359e95595f278e69a5b12.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/61118401705d200c267b240d5186810d60e201083784cd0724db2d1797908efa.jpg
The soss Pig evidently ate too many apples. Or swam many times in a pool of apple ejoyce. I will ask the Pig next time if they are addicted to apples. More anchovies required to balance out le apple rEjoyce Pig sausage.
Will also ask anchovies if they were addicted to apples.
Or similarly living in apple ejoyce for any period.
https://image.nostr.build/5101f9ae92d66c8a6447a53a54e2b12b7c5cb1687c536b45e73d7ef1915285cf.jpg
Made some yummy Mayo for crust dippings with olive oil, quail eggs, lemon ejoyce, pepper, salt, and mustard. Thanks girls! 🥰🪿🦤🦢🦆🕊️🪺
Don't let the crumbs divide you, frens. xx
#food #foodstr #yum #yumstr #pizza #cheese #meat #pork #olives #kalamata #bake

2024-07-16 06:49:39

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🤣

2024-07-15 22:10:13

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https://image.nostr.build/39a8a40cbd4a9961bdd673143ecb20c26f9b9b555bfe022a19f1600d88522d82.gif

2024-07-15 21:36:47

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I completely agree! 🥰 I'll pass on your kind words to them promptly. Haha.

2024-07-15 08:00:06

Five Hens. Five Eggs. Paying rent like legends!
https://image.nostr.build/3bf05d733332bc7dbfe9d74b73ab7b544943f4e3b38176cc4ffbcfa972e09e85.jpg
This is Lari. The Queen. Deadly. https://image.nostr.build/b95c66f09b96b658ff18dcaaa55f8bd62ce239130d1b88f98b45f2d352968f08.jpg
This is Marnie (The Hand) on the left and Tammy (Master of Whisperers) on the right. Tammy is as smart as Lari. https://image.nostr.build/fcf2a3b9620f86f48e48d120c247a4eb7f494881bde7e798c096a61d1d99bfb6.jpg
This is Luce. She keeps Arn company now. https://image.nostr.build/3ac239f6b2d86b30a3a710a67713f735e0faa4716e0aa90aa3346714a961a0a3.jpg
This is Arn. She is our intruder alarm. V import role. Hence her dedicated Courtisan. https://image.nostr.build/79175709ea707507cffcf5c7b1ae84ff09522beddd8002be1ddda0391ee56bbd.jpg
This is Jasp. He is thinking about the girls.
https://image.nostr.build/bd2e9ad546083fe4ad34451be842626aabe9b7bff119c533448085eb0689f164.jpg
Michael is smart enough to know that longing for girls he cannot access is just too much stress. So he is instead scratching about in the food here. https://image.nostr.build/e01292b07eacb107929d2f52c6e7fc027e27055528a9714434174f92e8384da6.jpg
It is rather wet here today. Quciks snaps thus! Thanks Earth! Much appreciate. It has been dry here, and you now make up for it. 🥰 https://image.nostr.build/953a6e99f0e89c72acc227d184bef03fbc1058420a71485973462fe5edc4ef02.jpg
#homestead #birdstr #homesteading #farm #quail #poultry #chickens #quailstr #bird #birds #pet #friends #eggs #egg #eggstr #foodstr #food #rain

2024-07-15 07:13:54

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Yewwwwwwww. LFG. 💜🧡

2024-07-15 07:04:36

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Loooooooooooool. I actually thought of you gil as I read the sandwiches sentence. And it indeed appears that you have already presented a brilliant note. 🤣 Haha.
Congratulations Josh on your new additions. They are beautiful creatures who certainly do go well in sandwiches. 🙃

2024-07-15 04:05:14

And the faces get void.
And the lies get too thin.
And the roads become uneven, so we don't know where we have been.
And those who doubt us will soon believe:
We were never supposed to win, or even to achieve.
- Fritzy Boi

2024-07-15 03:07:40

Keep it simple folks. 🙉
#nevent1q…nthf

2024-07-14 21:18:07

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Thank You Ser. Much zap now I can. 💜🧡 https://image.nostr.build/c0796a50f41a29e27d2f45f8d963071bd4b87fea266d9d12712424d8208af5ed.gif

2024-07-13 21:58:33

@nprofile…vhd7
and
@nprofile…df8h
You can also combine an exclamation with a question mark‽
It is called an interrobang/interabang.
We can leave some of the squabbling intercabal‽ Loooooooooooooooooool.
Appreciate yous twos. 🙃🥰

2024-07-13 21:26:48

I am such a lucky duck that I get to hear this sound every morning! They sing before my roos do. 🥰
#birdstr
#nevent1q…0hj2

2024-07-13 21:21:52

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Lovely.

2024-07-13 21:21:15

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Loooooooooooooool. 🤣

2024-07-13 21:20:06

What a gun. 😍 Much appreciate.
#nevent1q…zs23

2024-07-12 22:16:59

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Looooooooooool. 🤣

2024-07-12 21:55:11

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Loooooooooool. 😆

2024-07-12 21:39:38

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What if it is neither Jews nor Muslims, but those further upstream? I certainly have no idea what I am talking about, but it seems weird to me that it is trendy to hate Jews again.
It is like buttons have been installed.
Anyhoo, I like the meme Hans, as I have seen first hand hardcore commies praise Islam, and it also greatly concerned me. 😊

2024-07-11 23:44:00

Is old mate happy to see you, or was he happy to see you? #linux
https://image.nostr.build/c2542c464a434612a9de2a2b594548c86f017465a402bf7ec36bda6abe9ec796.jpg

2024-07-11 23:37:56

https://image.nostr.build/56aa31067b5cab85078973933e00f1309fbdef2ac751cd70bb9e89de0d94e5da.jpg
#nevent1q…y6g2

2024-07-10 22:40:08

🤣
#nevent1q…du4m

2024-07-10 22:38:00

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Very impressive and amusing. Haha.

2024-07-10 22:33:08

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Love it! Yewwwwwwww!

2024-07-10 22:26:16

When the personification of ego talks about ego. 🤣
Science is where the money is dickhead.
I did like the racecar analogy, though. 😘
#nevent1q…kqt2

2024-07-10 21:30:48

Looooooooooooool. 🤣
#nevent1q…6p9r

2024-07-09 21:15:48

Well the young pups of Anunnaki descent didn't take the stories of their elders seriously enough and their old nuclear weapons they set off 4048 years ago in the Sinai Peninsula really cooked the place.
Proper cooked it.
#nevent1q…xhu7

2024-07-09 20:46:01

https://image.nostr.build/f651248cd3aa3ed08a843f7b0400d5ab739855346d8e3976a7bae03d626b2401.gif
#nevent1q…qs59

2024-07-08 22:48:06

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Legend. 🤣
Please keep your IP hidden, and your weapons at hand/paw/pad. xx

2024-07-08 22:41:07

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Different strokes for different folks. I don't keep much in mints either. For me it is worth learning to use the tools before the hectic adversarial environment tries to assert its authority.
Mistakes cost less currently . . . Maybe.
Have you reported all your zaps as taxable income? . . .
What happens when we have sat-dollar parity?
Do beavers even have rights? 🤣
I appreciate you!! 🥰

2024-07-08 22:26:35

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They do, right up until you get rugged and doxxed to the gubermint. 🥲

2024-07-08 22:23:32

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That's cool. You can have a random one free. :)

2024-07-08 22:19:16

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You could have the address The_Beave@minibits.cash for 500 sats. 🙃

2024-07-08 22:16:10

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You might feel safer if you are privacy oriented. It is nice to share a mint with frens, and the more frens, the more anonymity liquidity. It is also nice to pay zero sats when you are zapping others who use the same mint. Custom address is also lovely. I really enjoy minibits. I greatly dislike that Alby and WoS know everything. Only takes one slip . . .

2024-07-08 22:11:22

If you are still using Alby or WoS, consider MiniBits instead. It is great. 😁
#nevent1q…e2xe

2024-07-08 21:19:01

A reminder that everything the state says is a lie, and everything it has it stole. xxxx

2024-07-08 00:38:05

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Unable to get an invoice off you ser.

2024-07-07 23:31:26

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Stunning eyes there Buster!

2024-07-07 23:28:38

I fixed this issue by creating a token for the full wallet balance and then redeemed it. All in enuts. No wozzas! 😁 #ecash #cashu #enuts #yay
#nevent1q…elx5

2024-07-07 22:42:56

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Just Lovely.

2024-07-07 22:11:23

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Also also featuring #nasturtium

2024-07-07 22:10:03

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Also featuring #tobacco and #capsicum / #bellpepper

2024-07-07 22:05:19

Basically everyone eats weeds/weed at the SWIMstead.
Can chaos garden/21. 🙃 https://image.nostr.build/2102f246216460ccac78af7fcb6215ee6bb38099bc378810ce4766785ac758cb.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/e0416638aa2f45ffdfd19c062dbcefe6b39858e5d8f58413c6fd37b40831fa8a.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/26b5008fd9d5b71bd62739dab591072517625813c7f88884483db4e20721995b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/0e267ceeb498d638f189b929656568cd878b3beb1ac9ee4c9b1deba3bc85ed80.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/79928d065d9bba7ef3b9ae399be2e8e8f01574aeb6f7c73390344dd823c7bc16.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/d71ed85d9916d6624732928d489821a94a172a93142197ef9f23d4fac27d23b6.jpg
Will be weeding tomorrow by snipping at base of plants. The quail and rats and humans will punish the lemon sorrel/clover. 😁🥰
#cabbage #pea #radish #leek #onion #garlic #clover #broccoli #cauliflower #beetroot #chard #boysenberry #garden #gardenstr #minimumtill not is #permaculture slightly #notill #chaosgardening

2024-07-07 20:55:37

That's a new one. #enuts #cashu https://image.nostr.build/1c2ba4cdf020633ca3de3d86914274277a374a8ce58a61a3b23cfdec186a79df.jpg

2024-07-07 20:20:55

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Thank you!

2024-07-07 20:15:52

These guys rock.
And they are also wildly beautiful. Haha. #tune
https://youtu.be/-m6TfW9LboY?si=4rS0mPqAOjfztDrI

2024-07-07 20:03:11

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Me too!

2024-07-07 20:01:26

So funny. 🤣
#nevent1q…w22n

2024-07-07 07:22:03

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Beautiful.

2024-07-07 07:17:18

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Loooooove it!

2024-07-06 21:53:09

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Tequila Sunrise, bloodshot eyes.
Realize we're all born to die.
So get the sats wigga! 🥰

2024-07-06 02:06:07

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Yummo. 😍

2024-07-06 01:56:08

Time to sacrifice 7 rams in the name of Marduk. https://image.nostr.build/9bd07506cdd1f519084c61820a405073b02dfdf05f93ad7be7c7e9248fa7d007.jpg

2024-07-05 22:27:27

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🥰

2024-07-05 22:08:44

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So good. 🥰

2024-07-05 22:07:11

Actually so good. Such a fun day yesterday.
Big Love Corn FAM!
#nevent1q…y0w0

2024-07-05 11:33:56

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Right! V lucky. 🥰

2024-07-05 10:32:04

A dear friend shot a deer 10 days ago. 🦌
He gifted us a backstrap! https://image.nostr.build/517ee57432982a05cee26ae9219dbba423973136ea8bfdf07a755488bd81539d.jpg
Maximum Delish. What a treat!
https://image.nostr.build/0bab1c51f35a5cf8b10fa7101e2b1e6639e09ce65125d42c48d97eb1e62bb5d4.jpg
#hunt #shoot #meat #venison #crumb #foodstr #huntstr

2024-07-04 21:44:24

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Loooooooool. 😆