Border Commander Cosmicino

Pronouns: Xi/Jinping. President Trump’s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js.

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2026-03-08 20:57:00 UTC

Spicy take, the more military hardware Iran destroys the better it is for the US economy

2026-02-11 04:13:09 UTC

Shoeonhead reacts to Asmongold reacting to moist critical reacting to shoeonhead

2026-02-10 13:28:35 UTC

Apparently one of the reddit atheist talking points is "why did Lot offer up his daughters to be raped."
First, just because something happens in the bible, doesn't mean you have to do it too ...
Second, the context was there was a mob threatening to bugger his guests in the butt hole. In Lot's culture, the obligation a host has to his guest was such that he would rather his own daughters be raped than his guest, who was under his protection, be raped, which itself would be unnatural buggery

2026-02-05 00:56:13 UTC

So, the Mormonism multiple wives thing, I have to ask, how does this work
Do they do very godly group sex?

2026-02-04 14:52:20 UTC

Which of the 3 Reichs was your favorite?

2026-02-02 04:46:08 UTC

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They probably carry unchambered because they have an entire society of variously skilled people carrying and don't want an ND every hour

2026-02-02 04:43:49 UTC

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Israelis carry unchambered

2026-02-02 04:42:08 UTC

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Oh so the MAGA jew advocates for the israeli draw lol
But it's better to be chambered and have a thumb safety because if you're shot and need to draw it's more likely you have the remaining strength to thumb off the safety than chamber a round

2026-02-02 04:40:42 UTC

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Yes this is why I say manual safety and not just safety.
There are enough NDs from holster issues that I think thumb safeties or grip safeties are a reasonable idea.
I agree that carrying without round in chamber is a bad idea since if you've already been shot you may not have the grip strength to chamber a round

2026-02-02 04:05:15 UTC

It's cute to see Bret Weinstein talk about how guns that don't have manual safeties aren't safe
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I agree with him tbf even though I know it's a controversial take

2026-01-31 20:04:04 UTC

Silver dropping 30% in one day is the tide receding for the tsunami

2026-01-30 14:40:53 UTC

Destroy the liberal.
Deport the migrant.
Deadname the tranny.

2026-01-29 02:38:47 UTC

Border Commander Bovino won the biggest possible W today
Bovino: that guy we shot was being hostile to and maybe wanted to kill ICE agents
Reddit: no ho ho! We caught you in a lie Mr. Bovino, the video clearly shows him being peaceful and he wasn't reaching for his gun no ho ho he was peaceful protesting!
*Evidence comes out showing that dude totally chimping out, spitting on ICE agents, and breaking glass*
Reddit: ... ... ... downvote ...
Bovino: 18 USC 1325 Illegal Entry. Federal crime.

2026-01-27 14:13:15 UTC

Wouldn’t it be funny if Trump pulled ICE out of Minnesota for a week, let everyone stop caring, then surged them back in

2026-01-25 17:42:47 UTC

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Don't bother defending an antifa who hates you and wants you dead

2026-01-25 16:03:24 UTC

Pretty sure it was an NRA licensed firearms instructor who first told me,
If you have a gun, and you're carrying that gun, and you so much as touch your hand to it, you have opened the, "you are either engaged in lawful self defense, brandishing, or even aggravated assault" box, and you're not the one that decides which it is.
That guy, having a permit to carry, should know this and anyone especially doing open carry should be very aware.

2026-01-20 01:42:02 UTC

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2026-01-17 03:49:58 UTC

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ONLY IN MINECRAFT ALWAYS IN MINECRAFT

2026-01-17 02:36:58 UTC

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Great idea, let’s call it “the gulag system”

2026-01-17 02:11:45 UTC

Hear me out
Would there be a mass migration problem if lynching were legal
IN MINECRAFT, of course you animal

2026-01-17 01:55:16 UTC

Regular reminder, if you ever want to kys make sure to tell your boss to go fuck hinself, go down to Mexico, and blow all your money on hookers and party drugs first

2026-01-17 01:41:37 UTC

I want ICE to crush skulls like this is Warhammer 40k

2026-01-15 06:46:10 UTC

Iran,
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the Precision Guided Warheads bite

2026-01-13 19:51:31 UTC

This getting retweeted again today y'all
https://x.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1851602972691853706

2026-01-13 15:36:45 UTC

Scott Adams dead 😭 🪦

2026-01-11 16:58:56 UTC

Just so you know, I assume all of you guys are morbidly obese and masturbate to furry porn multiple times daily.
It's a guilty until proven innocent situation

2026-01-10 14:39:35 UTC

Biological programs running 100% unconsciously in the head of the Minnesota woman who got ICE’d
“I am chimping out to get attention and resources”
“My lesbo-protector said ‘drive baby drive,’ so I will show that I am a valuable member of the tribe by obeying immediately, I am the submissive partner”
“I hate my tribe, this lesbo is the only one who will protect me, I hope ICE kills my lesbo protector, rapes me, & makes me raise his kids”
“I hate ICE, I hope the Somalis kill ice, marry me etc”

2026-01-09 23:38:28 UTC

A lot of housewives want ICE to shoot something into them

2026-01-09 14:42:30 UTC

Too many yappy retards on fedi

2026-01-05 02:04:07 UTC

Using ChatGPT for writing is a skill issue
If you are a good and fast writer guaranteed it slows you down

2026-01-04 15:17:02 UTC

This toot is sponsored by CNN:
Too much news on fedi
Not enough fake news on fedi

2026-01-04 02:36:02 UTC

Maduro’s probably going to be running the prison tbf

2026-01-03 17:32:18 UTC

Trump is following pretty closely the “Ryan Doctrine” in this op, which was conceptualized by Tom Clancy in Executive Orders and subsequent books (when Jack Ryan is President).
The Ryan Doctrine is:
If you threaten the USA, we will first neutralize the active threat, ie bomb the drug boats, the missile sites, the bio lab, whatever
Then we will capture or assassinate the leader responsible for the attack.
That’s it. Repeat until understood.

2026-01-03 14:08:50 UTC

Reading that Maduro met with China the same day he was curb stomped.
We will see where things go. Again, assuming no bogged down engagements, I support a policy that prevents China from doing to South America what they did to Africa, it has been US foreign policy since James Monroe

2026-01-02 22:29:46 UTC

Never give an order that you know won't be obeyed

2026-01-01 00:41:56 UTC

The full quote is EVEN MORE BASED
NICK SHIRLEY: "I don't drink alcohol, I don't do drugs, I'm a virgin, I don't have sex with random girls, I don't have addictions, I don't have vices, so what are they going to get me for? I believe in God. I'm religious. I'm everything that they hate."

2026-01-01 00:35:54 UTC

Being a virgin is based again
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2025-12-28 21:58:06 UTC

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Just take the W

2025-12-28 20:52:43 UTC

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Trump literally killed USAID

2025-12-28 20:30:39 UTC

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That FBI wasn't "both sides" for 2021 - 2024.

2025-12-28 20:20:27 UTC

Remember, Biden FBI would tell us “this isn’t happening,” then would arrest the journalist
At least we get incompetence instead
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/2005306030201172140

2025-12-26 01:16:02 UTC

A Christmas Story is nostalgic to the boomers because it depicts their childhood
A Christmas Story is nostalgic to zoomers because they watched that movie during their childhood, with their boomer parents, who also found it nostalgic at the time.
If nostalgium were a mineral, A Christmas Story would be it

2025-12-25 20:24:14 UTC

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That's the most boomer take I've ever heard

2025-12-25 20:10:19 UTC

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If you do this in Seattle you get an award not a conviction

2025-12-25 03:02:33 UTC

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Jesus was actually a pretty good troll tbf, what else do you think he meant by turn the other cheek

2025-12-25 03:00:38 UTC

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Literally just trolling for Christmas, I am the racist uncle

2025-12-25 02:53:55 UTC

Reminder:
Jews hate Christ and they hate Christmas
They literally killed Christ, on Christmas
What more do I need to say? What more do you need to know or hear?

2025-12-24 02:03:37 UTC

Whoever in the government made the Epstein file redactions see-through is a patriot who deserves the nobel peace prize.
I legit think this was intentional. The government is stupid but not this stupid.

2025-12-23 20:33:40 UTC

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I had stated before, Epstein did not act as if he was invulnerable. There are a lot of examples of legal hedging like him doing stuff in international waters and waiting until girls were 17

2025-12-23 18:39:51 UTC

Is there actual evidence that Epstein filmed most of his clients having sex with underage girls and used those films for blackmail, or did someone on 4chan just make it up?
Serious, genuine question.
Epstein being a pimp is indisputable and him blackmailing at least one person is very likely, however most people claim that he did this at massive scale and effectively controlled the US government which I do not see evidence for yet

2025-12-23 04:09:27 UTC

There's something very redpilled about the kid's story arc in The Santa Clause, he is constantly getting gaslighted into thinking there's not a santa in a world where there objectively is. His scoreboard at the end is all Ws and he abides no BS

2025-12-22 22:31:56 UTC

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2025-12-18 13:49:51 UTC

New lore just dropped
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2025-12-16 21:37:58 UTC

No one actually believes "AI will take millions of jobs" anymore except boomers who are running off fumes of what they had been told 2 years ago

2025-12-16 17:30:33 UTC

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2025-12-14 23:35:40 UTC

I'd be ok deporting every single black African born in Africa from the USA

2025-12-14 23:33:18 UTC

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Call me raciss but the problems you list all sound solvable with deportations

2025-12-14 23:30:26 UTC

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Way more blacks are raping our daughters than jews so at least it's a plausible complaint

2025-12-14 23:05:23 UTC

Hey George Washington, are you regretting not agreeing to be made king yet?

2025-12-14 22:51:48 UTC

Blaming Jews feels very alien in a US context, like you are a foreigner, a weird German or a third worlder, and hate America.
If you want to blame black people, sure, we’ve done that for a long time

2025-12-12 16:00:31 UTC

Strongest laxatives no effect. Enema planned.

2025-12-12 02:35:13 UTC

Does ANYONE still listen to a no agenda show?
Is there still a show called No Agenda?
Is there still a JCD or did he Biden out?

2025-12-11 16:59:41 UTC

It's always republicans who debase the currency
Nixon took US off the gold standard, Trump printed more money than anyone before, Bush did bailouts.
The reason is because Democrats say "What is a federal reserve." They literally are too dumb to even do coin clipping

2025-12-10 03:03:58 UTC

The anti-porn crowd have a historically incoherent argument.
They say, "during the 50s when I was a kid, you couldn't see a woman naked, you had no idea. Young people today are damaged."
What they don't realize is, that 50s society is more the historical abnormality. For most of time before around year 1800 you'd see people, often your parents, fucking.
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I'm stating a fact, not an opinion.

2025-12-06 17:45:31 UTC

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Substitute a different country if you want depending on mood and time of day.
If I were president there would always be a war with our current least favorite country, to keep our military strong and brave.
The alternative is they become degenerate and wear dog masks.

2025-12-06 17:37:52 UTC

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The only legal avenue for divorce:
Both husband and wife are caned separately then sent back to waifu and husbando camp for extra remedial training then either pass and remarry or fail and sent to Venezuela / textiles

2025-12-06 17:26:34 UTC

If I were president then everyone would be conscripted into one of two programs
The waifu boot camp where you are taught to cook clean and homeschool children
The husbando boot camp where you are taught to do home maintenance, be a father and mentor, and discipline children.
All graduates from each camp are guaranteed a marriage and a confiscated boomer mansion.
Male flunkouts serve five years in Venezuelan war then have a 2nd chance
Female flunkouts get to work in textile manufacturing

2025-12-03 16:42:40 UTC

I am seeing the rumblings of a dotcom crash to occur within I estimate about six months.
If you look at the events immediately predating the OG dotcom crash, they were all kind of petty, distress signs in the major companies but no one thing was a huge cataclysm. It was just several factors coming up at the same time which added up to the market having this come to jesus moment, and stocks collapsing.

2025-12-01 14:32:05 UTC

When did they build the pyramids again? Was it 300 years ago?

2025-11-30 19:01:30 UTC

Thought experiment. Take the average boomer man today. Transform him into a younger-half zoomer. Deny him employment and opportunity in the same way as the zoomers. Then give him a dating app and tell him to go ask modern gen z girls out in gym parking lots.
How long does he stay an incel?

2025-11-30 02:22:09 UTC

In WW2 you'd be arrested if you didn't follow the blackout rules as a civilian ie blackout curtains, no lights, etc.
Ironically, this actually caused attackers to be less precise in their bombing attacks and hit more civilians and less strategic targets.
Good example of "we all have to work together to flatten the curve" makes the curve worse for you ...

2025-11-22 02:36:06 UTC

Pretty sure I could respond to a prod incident 4 drinks in and not get fired
Friend of mine got paged and drove into a DoD classified lab, stoned out of his mind. No one noticed

2025-11-20 04:58:48 UTC

I am hearing a lot of Indian immigrants to the USA are now salt that their jobs are being sent back to where they came from — india

2025-11-19 01:40:52 UTC

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As the client or the receiving partner?

2025-11-19 01:25:07 UTC

Oh the Epstein files are coming out
Wow this is great, the DOJ just dropped a 6,000 page PDF
Analyzing . . .
Wow, new revelations, Epstein went to Canada once, breaking new

2025-11-18 05:55:30 UTC

The great psychoanalyst Dr. K notes that most of his redpilled patients view themselves as unloveable
Hmm let's put our thinking caps on I wonder why they would think that

2025-11-18 05:50:35 UTC

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I have most of the boomer blocked or they blocked me or it's mutual
Sorry gotta get myself unstuck from a mimic

2025-11-18 05:06:07 UTC

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> Go the fuck outside….now!
Outside is all strip malls
> Go to church (just not a Zionist one).
I tried it's literally all just boomers
> Go to the library (just avoid the lesbians)
Asking a girl out at the library is 10/10 rapey
> Go to the farmers market (no, don’t do that)
Thanks for the tips
> Go to a fucking dive bar with live music (you’d be surprised)
Literally just a sausage fest for guys who look like the dude in barbie movie (I never saw it)

2025-11-18 03:03:17 UTC

Ok, the maiden mother matriarch girl and Chris Williamson made the much needed land acknowledgement to the fact that: cold approach culture only existed for a brief moment in history, which the boomer mind is confusingly and permanently anchored to.

2025-11-18 01:23:24 UTC

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Blocked

2025-11-17 00:32:19 UTC

Every time I open a sharpie I smell it, take one BIG ol whiff of that thang

2025-11-14 17:57:48 UTC

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The penny used to be worth something.
Back in my day you could take a big ol’ sack of Pennie’s and buy an entire house
That’s exactly what I did
If you young whipper snappers weren’t getting rid of the penny maybe you could afford a house just like mine hmm?

2025-11-13 13:46:19 UTC

Of all the fucking things they can sneak into the shutdown bill, they decided to one shot the entire hemp industry in USA.
Not to release the Epstein files or how about make dope legal
No they have to end delta 8
And meanwhile fucking Donald Trump wants to send all the poor people stimmy checks like he’s the fucking Zohan. Trump is the commie now.
Dude fucks this noise I’m out.

2025-11-10 15:50:38 UTC

Ok guys I am going outside, such a strange land, here is a picture I took, when do I get girlfriend
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2025-11-10 15:20:46 UTC

Joe Brogan with Weinstein saying we need to teach kids to de-escalate fights rather than being aggressive, to control their sense of jealousy, "nobody teaches that" LOLOLOL you fucking moron have you ever heard of Christianity and Church?

2025-11-09 21:33:46 UTC

You’re beautiful at any size, you fat fuck

2025-11-07 13:47:31 UTC

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Aka boomer slop

2025-11-07 13:40:19 UTC

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Boomer slop might as well have been written by ChatGPT

2025-11-07 13:33:28 UTC

You should read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle maintenance
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It’s about a man’s struggle with deep philosophical ideas, explained in terms of how to repair a motorcycle
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LOL I’ve never read that boomer trash and you shouldn’t either

2025-11-06 19:53:38 UTC

My job has just become convincing people not to do dumb shit

2025-11-06 01:53:31 UTC

That it, I'm done. I've had enough of this shit.
Let's do a handmaid tale

2025-11-02 19:08:06 UTC

The Mossad doesn’t control everything but they do control The Daily Wire.
This take makes me unpopular with both Jews and Nazis, like Hitler (he was both).

2025-11-01 20:00:04 UTC

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I went to a few trunk or treats as a kid but only after 9/11 with an explicit connotation that maybe the suburbs are too dangerous because Abdul will be lacing the milky ways with sionide

2025-11-01 16:32:15 UTC

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I was thinking more that they're having trouble concentrating so we should send them to concentration camp

2025-11-01 16:29:28 UTC

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Huh I wonder if there's a solution to that
I don't think disconnecting them from the internet quite does the trick

2025-11-01 15:44:32 UTC

Way too many retards on fedi

2025-11-01 01:41:10 UTC

Tim Poolsky reveals the cheat code to the universe
If you get arrested just request a jury trial and they will drop the charge because it costs too much time and money to prosecute you
Literally makes life a sandbox game

2025-11-01 01:02:30 UTC

If parents feel comfortable taking their kids trick-or-treating in a neighborhood, NO trunk or treat — you live in a high trust society
Otherwise — low trust society

2025-10-31 13:41:03 UTC

Potato famine go brrrrrr

2025-10-30 03:13:20 UTC

Big mamma told me the trump is takin away my ebt
She toll me I'da needa get job at Mickey D
Fuck yur mickey D