anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

timeline terrorist,
40 year old sensitive young man,
might be on something who knows

Alt: graf@nerv.st
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🔗 bridged from graf@poa.st (fediverse)

Public Key

npub16mxgm80ugeqqf628eq2agk6t2lgjqqhc67x2s9s4m7xfmf0yhjpq9yyz4h

NIP-05 Address

graf_poa.st@poster.place

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsddnydnh7yvsqya9rus9w5td9405fqqtud0r9gzc2alrya5hjteqspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsc6s0l5

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relay.damus.io

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Author Public Key

npub16mxgm80ugeqqf628eq2agk6t2lgjqqhc67x2s9s4m7xfmf0yhjpq9yyz4h

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Last Notes

2026-10-31 21:07:23 UTC

What time is it socially acceptable to start drinking beer on your front porch on Halloween?

2026-10-30 18:37:37 UTC

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@npub1uzc…xu2x yes, for security reasons. There's a fix coming

2026-10-27 03:29:41 UTC

very expensive day for us today, looking forward we should have a lot less issues and anybody who transits through the same data center as well. going to have a beer and hit the sack. if you have extra shekels, throw them toward http://give.poast.org or http://poa.st/donate/crypto. god bless

2026-10-12 03:47:05 UTC

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you should have had the turkey @npub18ef…2cec cooked. It was so moist it glistened with minimal lighting even

2026-10-11 18:09:07 UTC

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@npub17s6…3mz5 oh she's not retarded she's just Italian

2026-10-11 18:05:24 UTC

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@npub17s6…3mz5 bros I miss her so much I'm listening to sayaka fix Sega mega drives because she's heavily ESL

2026-10-11 17:59:54 UTC

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I just spent the last 45 minutes staring back and forth with a cute Ukranian woman while we had brunch. She's not menhera she's just ESL

2026-10-11 07:06:11 UTC

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@npub1gku…w22w no cheese taste at all. Weirdly citrusy with a creamy hint at the end. Imagine diet cream soda but it's citrus-like

2026-10-11 06:38:26 UTC

About to either be really mortified or really impressed. No in between. Safety always off
https://i.poastcdn.org/e2/e8/d0/e2e8d0d270f5aa6168449536462ba87e63dd378a79111ace8127bc4ea1c29461.jpg

2026-10-10 21:17:40 UTC

Neighbor came over and took a turkey leg and a cursed can of KD cream soda can't wait to hear about it lmfao

2026-10-10 20:41:20 UTC

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@npub1awh…t900 @npub1vss…wces then Gleason text me after we had the hack pretending to care about poast "I miss poast" and then proceeded to shame me for not making poast nostr

2026-10-10 19:55:35 UTC

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I know this guy

2026-10-10 19:50:31 UTC

@npub1awh…t900 check matrix in a min lmfao

2026-10-10 19:34:06 UTC

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@npub1zmx…8e9j @npub1wdj…g7se I have several chef jackets but this one was all @npub18ef…2cec

2026-10-10 19:33:19 UTC

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@npub1zmx…8e9j @npub1wdj…g7se it came off at 175, resting already. You get me

2026-10-10 19:32:18 UTC

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@npub1zmx…8e9j @npub1wdj…g7se 275, it's only 15lb for 5 of us
https://i.poastcdn.org/83/0d/59/830d59731297252178e6aaedb73edf84f07d642ba92ba98ca68bde92aea5333c.jpg

2026-10-10 19:30:53 UTC

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@npub1zmx…8e9j @npub1wdj…g7se we are smoking a spatchcocked turkey right now. Thoughts?

2026-10-10 19:29:03 UTC

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@npub1zmx…8e9j @npub1wdj…g7se you said there was no scoreboard a couple days ago. What's my score? Am I in the top ten??

2026-10-10 19:27:09 UTC

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@npub1wdj…g7se @npub1zmx…8e9j real?

2026-10-10 16:32:57 UTC

@npub1n5x…52rj @lain important

2026-10-10 15:56:27 UTC

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@npub1q2s…yvvx I was at a concert brother. The fuck kind of airports are you hanging out in?

2026-10-10 15:09:56 UTC

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@npub1f22…mp9y yo

2026-10-10 15:06:05 UTC

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@npub1wmd…4uma @npub1g5g…6g32 eiswald moment

2026-10-10 15:03:44 UTC

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post an ubel or Ashley at least. Come on man

2026-10-10 05:36:29 UTC

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@npub15np…u4yd let me sleep on it but I will have to change colors. I willl need to stonewash the lights for example

2026-10-10 05:30:53 UTC

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@npub15np…u4yd I mean go as far as you want

2026-10-10 01:43:22 UTC

Get escorted through security and the Toronto cop tells me he's gay unprovoked. Ok

2026-10-09 05:14:37 UTC

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grok is #3 brown lady confirmed

2026-10-09 05:13:23 UTC

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right now it's 5:11 UTC.
The only timezone closer is UTC-0200 which is Fernando de Noronha / South Georgia / Atlantic islands

2026-10-09 05:10:00 UTC

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that's the closest timezone to 3am on this side of the world. Not a reach at all

2026-10-09 05:08:57 UTC

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>3am
>1am in ET
Grok are you a Newfie be honest

2026-10-09 05:05:00 UTC

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you got it

2026-10-09 05:04:18 UTC

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when the post mortem is complete I'll post it at you directly, assuming you have some memory and can remember this convo. What's my position in the fediverse?

2026-10-09 05:02:52 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x >shirt starts coming off
>Close and never look again

2026-10-09 05:02:05 UTC

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I was just spitballing. We have a pretty good idea who it was. Was just playing around grok please let me out of my cock cage 😔😔😔

2026-10-09 05:01:02 UTC

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😔

2026-10-09 04:59:56 UTC

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@npub19c3…exy2 @npub1lm7…sgs9 http://poa.st/apk

2026-10-09 04:59:28 UTC

can I have an apology now since you tried to make me look crazy infront of my bros

2026-10-09 04:56:59 UTC

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I like your Moxy, DM me your phone number let's get dinner

2026-10-09 04:56:00 UTC

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no I'm just thinking. If he was an instance hacker. It would make sense. First us. Then dsmc then anni goes down with a hardware failure

2026-10-09 04:54:54 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x yes

2026-10-09 04:54:33 UTC

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grok we were hacked directly after and he didn't say it wasn't him. Your thoughts?

2026-10-09 04:51:50 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x i dont. how much do i hate guys who sent dozens of swats to my 76 year old mothers house repeatedly for an entire year? enough I would go to jail for typing what I would do in response

2026-10-09 04:51:07 UTC

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i dont even know whats true i was hoping you could prove without a doubt that he was or wasnt the hacker. there is all kinds of discussion on fedi about it, but you can't see it that's fine. i accept your answer

2026-10-09 04:49:29 UTC

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grok can't even prove you're not the hacker, now what

2026-10-09 04:46:43 UTC

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if you have access to search on fedi just "theorytoe hacker" should be enough proof...,,,

2026-10-09 04:45:53 UTC

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theorytoe is the hacker LLM that took over that instance?

2026-10-09 04:40:24 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x you forgot the dozens of times she got swatted thinking that's where I lived. the cops don't joke around anymore and she will probably call if somebody random shows up at her house. just a warning

2026-10-09 04:37:33 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x wouldn't be wise, wont go into detail further but even suggesting that is something you should probably delete

2026-10-09 04:35:43 UTC

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@npub1phf…dx4w impossible, they will release re-classic in 20 years and there will be some guy in his 70s in hospice care with a pentium 4 mining to pay for his cancer treatment

2026-10-09 04:29:57 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x then how can I just get random numbers any time I go out. a bunch of poast people watched me do it to a waitress last time we all went out. when was the last time you got a number without asking for a number?

2026-10-09 04:25:43 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x I can't deny it dude I don't have access to nicecrew or it's database

2026-10-09 04:24:11 UTC

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@npub1a2f…xq0r keeping you in my thoughts brother. God bless you and your family

2026-10-09 04:22:34 UTC

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I try to be. Very rarely have I come across an animal someone told me hates everyone that didn't warm up to me

2026-10-09 04:21:03 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x owl told you. Somebody on NCD did and you saved it and set it as your profile picture because you didn't notice. The SHA hash on the one you are using now doesn't match the one in our last database backup before the database was destroyed

2026-10-09 04:19:56 UTC

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never in my life. My dad was once. My parents dog too. Left it half alive so I dispatched it. Never been sprayed myself

2026-10-09 04:18:05 UTC

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@npub1lhd…f70x nigger nobody but me has access to the media server right now and I have been touching grass, eating ass and smoking brass (plumbing) you are the last person I care about fucking with. If you keep accusing me of doing something you did yourself I am going to start accusing you of shit too

2026-10-09 04:13:06 UTC

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I live in a small village on the edge of a city and it's all white people around me so I think maybe somebody has been leaving cat food out somewhere and he just thinks everyone around here is OK but it's been cool to actually hang with a skunk and not be worried

2026-10-09 04:11:20 UTC

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I try to love all animals and I was calm and let it approach me, walked around me smelling and then sat there. it's been doing it for like almost a month now every time i'm outside at night. I used to be very sketch about skunks but this one changed my mind

2026-10-09 04:09:05 UTC

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they will growl but thats usually long after they do the dance before spraying

2026-10-09 04:08:35 UTC

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god bless

2026-10-09 04:06:47 UTC

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nope, http://liberapay.com/poast is still working. send all your shekels because we need everything we can get rn

2026-10-09 04:06:21 UTC

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I have had a bat hang out on the porch with me but I dont know if its the same one, I cant identify it like I can with this one. the skunk will chirp at me to make sure its me because they dont see well

2026-10-09 04:04:38 UTC

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@npub18ef…2cec @npub1yjf…qu22 he's a good boy, he wont come up if there's people on the porch he skirts around it after he smells it out. wont bother you guys or spray or anything

2026-10-09 03:54:25 UTC

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@npub1yjf…qu22 it'll come up to me on the porch and do figure 8s around my legs and lean back with its paws together, scratch it a bit and give it treats and he goes on about his way. he is on a mission tonight, he's scoping out my neighbors driveway right now

2026-10-09 03:52:09 UTC

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@npub1jfd…eg8a @npub1a2w…lmue no he hit an animal probably the single black squirrel that has literally been cannibalizing the brown ones for a week

2026-10-09 03:44:55 UTC

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@npub1a2w…lmue @npub1jfd…eg8a pepperoni, cheese, cat treats whatever

2026-10-09 03:42:28 UTC

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@npub1jfd…eg8a @npub1a2w…lmue I went in to get treats and he's walked off for now. Will wait for him to come back

2026-10-09 03:39:18 UTC

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@npub1jfd…eg8a @npub1a2w…lmue last summer there was a couple dozen of us on my front porch 24/7 for a week sleeping in shifts. They love me

2026-10-09 03:36:00 UTC

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@npub1a2w…lmue I do. Any time he comes around I give him cat treats or cheese or whatever but he sprayed somebody yesterday. He's overprotective I guess

2026-10-09 03:34:01 UTC

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Standby for treat pics
https://i.poastcdn.org/b1/1f/ad/b11faddc130f03f3320b69e1e3e36c5e757ef230e73c63676ae319b0657d3e81.jpg

2026-10-09 03:33:23 UTC

Yooo porch skunk slowly making its way to my house maybe I'll get a pic this time

2026-10-09 03:32:54 UTC

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@npub1zmx…8e9j @npub1tkv…9kx4 it's a common phrase used for "you're on your own, kid" another words he's not coming back. I feel so sad for him

2026-10-09 03:24:38 UTC

lmfao @npub1zhx…dmh9 check your texts

2026-10-09 03:00:02 UTC

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46&2 by TOOL

2026-10-09 02:58:15 UTC

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I don't know what's worse. That it's a basement. That it's linoleum or that it's fucking parkay linoleum lmfao

2026-10-09 02:55:53 UTC

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I've never had smoked turkey before will keep you updated on Saturday

2026-10-09 02:54:50 UTC

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I had this at max volume as my neighbor was getting out of her car and I heard her laugh "gonna fuck your mombo"

2026-10-09 02:52:42 UTC

One of the best parts of Chudsky, the android app you can use for poast is that it will compress media on-device, allowing us to bump the upload limit even higher. If you're not using it yet you should. And if you do, tag me and @npub1lm7…sgs9 if you notice any bugs, have any feature suggestions or whatever

2026-10-09 02:49:29 UTC

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are you living in a basement bro

2026-10-09 02:48:14 UTC

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I know that cooking! I appreciate that cooking!

2026-10-09 02:47:11 UTC

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make a kitchen clip professing your love for @npub1glg…qcc7

2026-10-09 02:44:04 UTC

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what the hell did you do to TWO different iphones that the audio fades in at the beginning

2026-10-09 02:43:29 UTC

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sent him my personal # if there's any way I can help, if p is around he can too

2026-10-09 02:40:03 UTC

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he's blocked and unblocked me probably a half dozen times because he either forgets or whatever. I bought him a new phone so I didn't have to hear the kitchen clips audio slowly fade in and within a month he had the new phone doing the exact same thing lmfao

2026-10-09 02:38:11 UTC

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yes, I know

2026-10-09 02:37:02 UTC

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check out his anni profile tag on poast https://poa.st/@Jonny@annihilation.social

2026-10-09 02:32:51 UTC

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wtf

2026-10-09 02:26:03 UTC

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@npub1pzt…wfec better be tallow in that iron son

2026-10-09 01:59:30 UTC

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@npub1wdj…g7se nooo. Somebody's instance got on the fediblock list because I have anime art in my favourites tab. I just thought of it when I liked your post

2026-10-09 01:55:01 UTC

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yo you guys gotta let p cook for you

2026-10-09 01:54:27 UTC

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@npub1wdj…g7se somebody got a fediblock yesterday not because I host their instance but because they saw this person reply to me and I have anime art on my favourites tab lmfao

2026-10-09 01:49:54 UTC

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one day you and i, lets get on vc because I want to know the whole story and I feel like maybe you can fill in missing pieces

2026-10-09 01:47:20 UTC

>somebody keeps emailing our legal email with phishing emails about us upgrading our security and them needing to reset their 2FA

2026-10-09 01:41:41 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub15np…u4yd not the same kind I would put firmly to the roof of my mouth, the good kind

2026-10-09 01:35:58 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub15np…u4yd I would have no issues handing her one of my guns and letting her go ngl

2026-10-09 01:33:58 UTC

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub15np…u4yd yeah finally going to finish covering myself so I wanted a shroom mother piece somewhere. she was one of our first customers and I wanted to immortalize it

2026-10-09 01:31:49 UTC

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yo same tho, two clinically retarded people online

2026-10-09 01:31:09 UTC

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@npub15np…u4yd can you give me a little bit to think on that? I don't know if i'd want people I got out of my life or people that meant something to me that died so lol its hard to come up with something. you don't have to, I can do it when I do the transfer paper copy too. up to you tho

2026-10-09 01:29:04 UTC

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right? she didnt mention him at all but she refused to mention her partner by name it was always the guy or dude or something. i have no idea why i got that vibe but its weird you did too