Crash Test Dummy

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2024-07-25 19:57:20

I have some sats collected through Alby and I want to transfer them to a self custody btc wallet, but it seems Alby won't let me transfer to a btc wallet. Can anyone offer some guidance on how to get my sats?
Thank you.
#AskNostr

2024-07-18 20:08:11

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The forest did.

2024-07-17 21:52:53

Alby is a bee, and a bee will sting you.

2024-07-17 21:47:38

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There are photos that show the bullet incoming.

2024-07-17 21:46:48

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How are you going to HODL more than Blackrock?

2024-07-17 21:39:28

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Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the Lord your God. (Leviticus 19:4, KJVA)

2024-07-17 21:32:32

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Not even the correct angle. The shot came from his backside, which can be seen in the blood spray pattern.

2024-07-17 20:46:07

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Hang by your legs from a bar.

2024-07-17 20:44:16

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So, what did you tell her?

2024-07-15 07:16:40

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Seems like a security issue waiting to happen.

2024-07-14 19:49:04

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Didn't he try to faithfully execute the president?

2024-07-14 19:46:43

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Why not just skip the marriage and find some lady you can give half of your wealth to?

2024-07-14 19:00:43

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I would never use Zeus!

2024-07-14 17:54:30

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God is beyond your understanding and comprehension. A human should never attempt to guess the desire of God.

2024-07-14 17:43:46

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How do you know that the money will get to the right people?

2024-07-14 17:29:22

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Sounds like you want to be the new banker, taking cuts from everyone.

2024-07-14 17:15:45

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Why does it cost so much to transfer?

2024-07-14 17:03:53

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Did you photo-edit it to look like the Iwo Jima monument?

2024-06-30 03:59:19

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Learn HTML, CSS, Javascript, and PHP.

2024-06-27 12:13:21

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Check the last place you left it.

2024-06-27 01:51:13

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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line while we trace your call. If you're delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully to the small voice in your head that will tell you which number to press. If you're depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you anyways. If you have a nervous disorder please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem hang up, all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

2024-06-26 02:09:50

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I've been eating dinners for years, I don't need to rehearse.

2024-06-25 22:59:40

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If your answer is correct, that would be:
115 quattuorvigintillion 792 trevigintillion 89 duovigintillion 237 unvigintillion 316 vigintillion 195 novemdecillion 423 octodecillion 570 septendecillion 985 sexdecillion 8 quindecillion 687 quattuordecillion 907 tredecillion 853 duodecillion 269 undecillion 984 decillion 665 nonillion 640 octillion 564 septillion 39 sextillion 457 quintillion 584 quadrillion 7 trillion 913 billion 129 million 639 thousand 936

2024-06-25 21:13:23

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Check your tire pressure and lube your chain.

2024-06-25 21:08:23

How many nsec can be created before they run out? Does anyone have the math on this?
#AskNostr

2024-06-25 09:00:45

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As free as a man excepting a plea deal from a corrupt nation can be.

2024-06-24 22:10:45

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This website claims Spain has turkeys:
https://mallorcaphotoblog.com/2008/03/25/three-tenors/

2024-06-24 21:18:18

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Turkey.

2024-06-24 05:15:02

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Regime vs Supporters

2024-06-24 05:12:54

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No, it's not.

2024-06-24 05:09:45

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No, it's not.

2024-06-24 05:08:26

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Young people have a lot to learn.
We should raise the voting age to 30.

2024-06-07 23:59:09

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You mean: *pronouns *they

2024-06-07 23:45:35

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Always. I don't want my IP address doxxed.

2024-06-07 23:20:59

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No, I can't, and I'm using Amethyst.

2024-06-06 16:31:13

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I never followed you in the first place.

2024-05-31 09:54:45

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You've never seen a blueberry?

2024-05-31 09:32:43

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You can't do much of anything with any real affect. Anyone can do whatever they want here.

2024-05-30 12:55:50

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Whales don't use chairs, they swim in the ocean.

2024-05-30 12:50:44

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Why are you against following people?

2024-05-30 12:48:51

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You like sweaty fruit?

2024-05-26 22:02:44

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You should probably be taking payments in bitcoin, rather than credit.

2024-05-09 11:58:11

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How dare they claim rockstar status without math.

2024-05-04 06:17:02

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Criminals use the government to get what they want, so, government must be bad.

2024-05-04 06:14:05

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Each of your relays must support note deletion: NIP09

2024-05-04 05:59:37

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I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

2024-05-04 05:55:10

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In the meantime try:
Tasks.org: Open-source To-Do Lists & Reminders (Private, ad-free task lists! Optional sync with Google Tasks, CalDAV or EteSync!)
https://f-droid.org/packages/org.tasks/

2024-05-04 05:45:28

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Thanks, but it's Saturday.

2024-05-04 05:37:53

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Why are you charging people for prayer?

2024-04-27 03:16:17

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Slightly better than smash head in your mouth.

2024-04-27 03:15:07

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Set it to anonymous then in #Amethyst settings.

2024-04-27 03:09:19

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No, I was looking for a good speller.

2024-04-27 03:03:07

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None, because there is no Chambawamba, it is Chumbawamba, and the band doesn't get knocked down, it's just lyrics sang by Dunstan Bruce.

2024-04-24 22:49:24

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Truth is like a lion, it needs no defense, only to be set free.

2024-04-24 22:46:15

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If you return to the past after seeing the future, then you were never meant to be here.

2024-04-24 22:39:09

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It is collecting data on each relay.

2024-04-24 22:35:22

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2024-04-24 22:28:34

Does #Samurai event affect #Alby ?

2024-04-24 22:07:56

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Since the milk was pasteurized, the virus must have been added after the pasteurization process.

2024-04-24 21:29:50

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The next generation will say:
"What's privacy?"

2024-04-24 21:12:33

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If Amethyst has already had this since last September, why is it being announced now?

2024-04-24 21:09:52

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And you couldn't make it more interesting than that?

2024-04-21 04:25:44

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Perhaps your code should not add a spacer for posts that are not shown?

2024-04-20 04:51:40

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Scientists recently discovered that they don't know anything.

2024-04-20 04:50:22

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Shot put will be valuable skill some day.

2024-04-20 04:40:39

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What's with the large spacers between posts?
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2024-04-20 04:31:44

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Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied. (Proverbs 27:20, KJVA)

2024-04-20 04:26:00

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You cannot fight hate with more hate with expectations to destroy it.

2024-04-20 04:17:42

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Recite the next line in the lyrics.

2024-04-20 04:07:59

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You smack women?

2024-04-20 04:02:42

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Assange is not in Russia, you must be confusing him with Snowden. All of the heroes who fight for freedom are not the same person.

2024-04-20 03:58:17

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He didn't choose to be in prison, and once in there, it's difficult to get out.

2024-04-20 03:29:41

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How many types of fanged spiders do you know of that do not have two fangs?

2024-04-20 03:10:56

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Even if they do not respect themselves.

2024-04-20 03:09:31

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Please learn to treat women with more respect.

2024-04-20 03:08:06

All my bitcoin just halved themself.

2024-04-20 03:02:41

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Antibiotics only work against bacteria, not spider bites. Antibiotics also do not work against viruses. Over using antibiotics, especially improperly, is the cause of the creation of bacteria with immunities to antibiotics, such as Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA).

2024-04-20 02:52:11

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When I tried to zap you it says: "user does not have a lightning address set up to receive zaps".

2024-04-17 22:48:00

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See his blocked users: you're on it.

2024-04-16 09:19:42

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Therapist and the rapist are only one space apart.

2024-04-16 09:12:55

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It's like watching a donkey try to rape an elephant.