an actual bus

@nprofile…pfuj Magnets on either side of the wrist that will stick together when there's no hand in-between. Add switch that gets pressed into the open position by the magnets.

2026-02-04 17:24:37 UTC

I suspect that in the near future we'll see a lot of human-made music become increasingly experimental to distance itself from the patterns identified by generative AI.

2026-01-30 22:08:00 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…z5ql Thank you, I started thinking properly again a couple days ago though I'm still pretty slow I feel. The last two weeks were *wild*, I was not equipped to deal with all the fascist bullshit that was transpiring

2026-01-30 22:02:31 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…z5ql Same honestly, though lately I've been having post-covid brainfog so I've been staying inside a lot more. It's clearing up now though.

2026-01-30 22:01:20 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…z5ql No sir, just that you would be outside and get fresh air. Whether the sum of all externalities is a net positive is out of my control.

2026-01-29 02:34:53 UTC

Having some of your cells mutate into a transmissible cancer like the devil facial tumour is technically a way to become immortal, just not a very worthwhile one.

2025-08-07 22:37:26 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…775a Yeah, there is, though they resell stuff that isn't broken, which is obviously awesome but what I have is technically probably "perfectly good" roundup.
I feel like I have a duty to make sure it's destroyed and not simply used somewhere else. I don't want to enable some uninformed person to poison themselves and their land at a bargain.

2025-08-06 01:35:15 UTC

How do you destroy roundup? I have a bottle of this horrible stuff that was left behind when I moved in and I have no idea what to do with it.

2025-08-06 01:31:44 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…775a oh they do want an answer, just not a complex one that requires them to question themselves and grow 🤷

2025-08-06 01:17:36 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…775a Well, In many ways the question has always been the same, and the answer has always been within reach of those who care to learn.
But we choose pain over boredom, and I guess that too many of us find peace boring.

2025-07-24 01:49:34 UTC

me when the world is still not fixed days after I posted my absolute political zinger on social media:
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/905/688/241/698/442/original/f012165774a975af.png

2025-07-02 14:35:49 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…x2ze @nprofile…ufeq And you should. That's the real equivalency

2025-07-02 04:31:34 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…x2ze @nprofile…ufeq but it's already that without them holding off

2025-04-11 02:28:32 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…775a still good so far.
How inflexible are you? Check out A Tear In The Fabric Of Life by Knocked Loose :P

2025-04-11 02:15:27 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…775a Alright, checking out the album, will report. Pretty good so far, even though I'm not usually so big on thrash metal.

2025-04-06 15:51:07 UTC

Militantly using Canadian spelling on all emails to my American employer and their clients.
Fite me.

2025-03-31 22:26:24 UTC

ELI5: what is the deal with "legitimate interest" when setting cookie permissions and how is it not a made-up technicality to grab all my data even though I said no?

2025-03-29 17:05:26 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…fq0p tbf I was a lot more comfortable when incels and nazis and all those hateful losers suffered quietly

2025-03-27 14:44:05 UTC

do people who say democracy is a sham and the parties are actually all the same really believe that things would be no different from the way they are right now if the dems had won the last election?

2025-03-25 22:06:04 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…775a I'm laughing so hard right now, you're cool as hell

2025-03-25 21:45:57 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…775a @nprofile…taps Where I live (québec, canada) it's pretty common, though not widespread as of yet. I always ask for a real menu, for the simple reason that I actually do not own a smartphone.
Sometimes they don't have one, when I'm with someone and they have a smartphone we'll share but the day this happens to me when I'm by myself I'll walk

2025-03-23 22:50:55 UTC

women everywhere need to stop thinking that men think sagging is bad

2025-03-20 22:47:13 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…d2a6 now's probably as good a time as any to recommend tuta (formerly tutanota). Freemium model, no ads, great security features. Search is not the best on the free version but I'm not gonna complain.
https://tuta.com/