BitBees

#Damus WTF. My screen (mobile iOS) is stuck on this, even after going to app store and opening newest version…
https://blossom.primal.net/963337dd487b090d1773d6f07132f0a53639117fbe018b6e8fc3294b3ce36881.png

2026-06-04 17:36:33 UTC

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If this isn’t proof of life, what is?
#nevent1q…6d50

2026-06-04 17:26:13 UTC

Discipline
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2026-06-04 02:22:47 UTC

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So much fun, hun! Prettiest snake ever, too.
#nevent1q…6x53

2026-06-01 16:41:36 UTC

The wind has molested our honor cart umbrella. Unbrella! Number 7 is on its way.
https://blossom.primal.net/302ed77835e3b032c759795792c7d10e4d876a1c5b1104e882dc5eb7764a9f43.jpg

2026-06-01 03:03:23 UTC

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Mine did indeed survive, and thrive, because she could sew, grow, cook, run a corner grocery, forgive, & fear God.
#nevent1q…nx83

2026-05-31 14:29:47 UTC

Dude. This was another emoji missfire…visualize a salute emoji please sir. 🫡
Finna download #wisp ‘cause I need another client like a hole in my heart. Used @npub17n4…fyh9 because #plebsvzombies and now I must go wither the Wisp because my dev homies are busy building for free the life I want to see.
#nevent1q…jdkm

2026-05-31 14:22:54 UTC

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Wrong, self-serving buffoon. Only preachy, bossy, self-righteous topics allowed!
#nevent1q…k2lj

2026-05-29 14:59:39 UTC

GM frens
https://image.nostr.build/4a72bdb97980a3d2d7b10ee267dadf5a7942945fc9c370b7bd18a096767da280.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/2fb9d9d2e3f9b9225a5f5fde825ede61b8c1fc3525dd8aef8d12cb4b092b1ede.jpg

2026-05-28 21:49:39 UTC

I literally could not hear the customer who just called me on the phone…
https://blossom.primal.net/2432d5be93224fef5c83663999b58ea6b6af4dd3462a5f311ef6da1bcaff7ee8.mov

2026-05-26 17:44:37 UTC

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Rosalind Russell‘s autobiography Life is a Banquet is another of my favorite reads. She IS Auntie Mame, to me.

2026-05-25 13:27:34 UTC

GM & PV Nostr

2026-05-25 01:14:56 UTC

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Me too! Those clothes were so beautiful (were they designed by Givenchy?).
I re-read the novel Auntie Mame every year, as one of my sacred cows, and try to watch the film; Rosalind Russell is my favorite in the film adaptation. She could carry off those magnificent costumes and sets so well.

2026-05-24 20:33:32 UTC

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This is a nod to Audrey Hepburn’s Ascot rig in the film My Fair Lady. I love wide-brimmed perimeter hats because they give you at least 2 “ of clearance, keeping *“hunt-and-peckers” from slipping in for a kiss so easily.
*just one of the reasons I detest Mardi Gras balls

2026-05-24 20:19:37 UTC

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I am an American woman. Some of us are this shallow, but I dare you to meme this with #bitcoin and post it on my timeline.

2026-05-22 03:45:06 UTC

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I want to disagree, but I don’t have access to supporting data. Thus is the place I spend time on the daily, and I can’t understand why people don’t fall as deep in love as I have; I am way more on the muppet spectrum than the dev spectrum.

2026-05-22 03:01:37 UTC

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Is it tho? It is for more specific audiences than X, or Insta, with their mostly-muppet populations.

2026-05-21 17:12:11 UTC

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It is a tough love!

2026-05-21 12:54:41 UTC

Why can’t people/npubs be decent to our tireless devs?
#nevent1q…6u59

2026-05-20 06:01:29 UTC

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It snells divine but neither Kingbee or I care for its taste. Blueberry honey, and Sourwood honey are my favorite. Tupelo smells amazing too, but it is too sweet for my taste.

2026-05-20 02:51:41 UTC

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Hi! We are beekeepers too. @npub1uen…7y76
#nevent1q…2y82

2026-05-18 12:17:57 UTC

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Good morning Jerky Queen!

2026-05-18 12:03:50 UTC

GM & PV #nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/d8f57f0792dc522f6bc723c496d6d9d24f1bc20209a5837f6084555e9ac1a279.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/10817f9cb07636f47d8eaa252ae8eed128204be33079a70008a18bc33e48a156.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/2a74a8d786dcef606836456711813869f9e7ad070661729d9c81dd006e595f7e.jpg

2026-05-17 01:59:30 UTC

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Let this be your lesson…bring out the ₿ at once, instead of at last! I understand your desire to remain silent among the muppet populace tho. No need to waste your breath, time, brain cells in such a setting.

2026-05-17 01:52:59 UTC

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I’ll say! I have NEVER seen such a fruitful bloom.

2026-05-17 01:51:20 UTC

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This may be a fool’s errand, trying to find Sats 丰 origination, because some/most npubs want privacy..
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2026-05-17 01:31:40 UTC

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Thank you for the reference, however, we no longer cut comb for sale/packaging. Your instincts are spot -on. The beeswax (of which the honeycomb is made) is chock full of anti-inflammatory properties. There are many #beekeepers on #nostr tho. #farming #homesteading
Any beekeepers our there with comb to sell, search hashtags homesteading, sustainable farming, beekeeping and obviously honey.
#nevent1q…nwc5

2026-05-16 03:21:55 UTC

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That cheese tho…I mean is it Cheese Whiz?
#nevent1q…y350

2026-05-15 15:56:13 UTC

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When I was leaving, two guys were walking up with a bucket and a net, expressing your sentiment in real time. 🎣

2026-05-15 15:45:39 UTC

Catfish anyone?
https://blossom.primal.net/e4e6a1d474f1f1fbed3c141dc20248be26b4550665a0e09d26f57e983c61352b.mov

2026-05-15 04:02:25 UTC

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Your bravado obviously masks your trepidation!

2026-05-15 03:49:58 UTC

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Seeking a clever rebuttal, but it escapes me ATM. Prepare to be wittily eviscerated at some time in the future!

2026-05-14 16:58:37 UTC

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As of yesterday it was both #Primal & #Damus with a few minutes in Jumble.
#nevent1q…f3tz

2026-05-14 16:56:22 UTC

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Congratulations! You are too young to retire, so are you going straight up cyber spook?
#nevent1q…se6q

2026-05-11 21:28:38 UTC

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No can zap you bro. But this is so zappable💯
#nevent1q…az0u

2026-05-11 13:38:51 UTC

Anybody remember their mother doing these dance moves? I do, Mother had rhythm, and a turquoise outfit similar to this one, complete with the feathered trim. She looked like a movie star in the late ‘60s, when she and Daddy would go out to dinner and dancing.
https://youtu.be/VUjNbeAFal8

2026-05-11 13:29:42 UTC

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Isn’t there? Handel’s Hallelujah chorus really sells the work of the Lord.

2026-05-11 13:23:20 UTC

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GM Kidwarp

2026-05-11 13:19:31 UTC

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GM Oshi

2026-05-09 20:39:36 UTC

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No frequency.

2026-05-09 16:02:45 UTC

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Embrace the fluidity. We are both particles and waves.

2026-05-07 17:00:15 UTC

Amen
#nevent1q…kgdd

2026-05-06 18:21:55 UTC

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A clean ship is a mean ship; indoors or out ⛴️

2026-05-06 13:02:17 UTC

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Whoa Nelly! Thass-a-swarm!

2026-05-05 18:24:05 UTC

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GM!

2026-05-05 18:22:51 UTC

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Congratulations!
#nevent1q…8xzl

2026-05-05 14:50:23 UTC

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Big Bend of Florida. As beautiful and as different than the Big Bend of Texas, two of our most favorite places on Earth.

2026-05-04 21:56:38 UTC

Cherokee sink…
https://blossom.primal.net/f6f941538dc8b2d8fa143f01c4cfd52d830cf61b01d6906fcd8a99ae92a41416.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/6d24eaa956a661ee93a40d36623eaf75c6d64a26f0387388632c6ed29f9299a1.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/6fe788d594f5c5c6010f16c8dc3d38a84f95ff21640fa5fb6f895a0b246aad91.jpg

2026-05-04 01:44:55 UTC

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GN Jay. I have been bailing without a GN too much lately, too.

2026-05-03 03:34:37 UTC

This day began with so much joy. It was beautiful and clear. It sailed downhill at speed. I can usually snap myself out of these funks, but this one is sticky.

2026-05-01 13:48:01 UTC

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Awwww ♡ thanks!
Kiss @nprofile…w6dm between the eyes for me🐾

2026-05-01 13:46:14 UTC

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GM Kidwarp

2026-05-01 13:30:52 UTC

GM & PV #nostr fam. Today is my third #nostr versary.
Shoutout
@npub1xts…kk5s & @npub1aeh…4nwx @npub1zaf…26k5 & @npub16c0…6nvr who really helped keep me here at first, because I was so ill at tech, and they were so patient. Y’all have my gratitude and respect. Since then, so many npubs have become close friends, mentors, meme-therapy and much more.
Thank all my homies, noobs, devs, creators, retards, and the whole Nostrverse, for making this my default in the morning & all the livelong day. I proudly call you family, even if you have muted me, because that is what makes Nostr great.
BIG HUGS🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

2026-05-01 03:57:59 UTC

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GN & WS DR 🌘

2026-05-01 03:53:57 UTC

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Counting cards?
#nevent1q…dcug

2026-05-01 03:52:30 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e23f351fc353484a69fbbf284a7c1c29e90c46af20dec530a8cabe60e7c5c07a.jpg
#nevent1q…4896

2026-05-01 03:28:34 UTC

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I find it very handsome, and befitting your not inconsequential status in #bitcoin , lightning, self-sovereignty fi tools . I love the hoodies on TJMS, too.

2026-04-29 02:16:11 UTC

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Welcome back Sweetie!

2026-04-25 12:04:59 UTC

GM frens.
Today’s market is gonna be soggy, muggy, and buggy. Woo hoo😬🦟🌦️☔️
https://blossom.primal.net/2885753df3d30970f377ddb91b49942ec986353e5a191a6dcb562446039993e4.png

2026-04-25 03:44:38 UTC

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I am using #Primal internal wallet to zap out. I use Rizful to operate as my main wallet for receiving zaps & moving Sats around. Does that make sense?

2026-04-25 03:35:45 UTC

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Not showing in #primal
https://image.nostr.build/771d1ab36257fc4c175156afc0aefc9ad94d9cc0c24007864577bf74b63d5075.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/9c9211b7ef55cd120d0aeb9b609db4ca9e09e30d02b097dd2a8835d5aaf00909.jpg

2026-04-25 03:30:43 UTC

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Wutup wi’ muh zap?
https://blossom.primal.net/5facf8a9b71ef4864a75f3aa4ef4857e10c1eb29a1dc8a35de9e7c082608780d.png

2026-04-25 03:25:47 UTC

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Nice build; cool shirt.
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2026-04-25 03:24:30 UTC

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And yet congress trades in privileged information on the daily…unprosecuted. This guy was wrong, but congress is “wronger”.
#nevent1q…fef8

2026-04-23 23:40:32 UTC

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Hi B?

2026-04-23 01:36:20 UTC

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@npub1uen…7y76 pulled it up on his phone. I asked when, he said last year. Tech and Freedom Festival of the Sun

2026-04-23 01:26:08 UTC

@nprofile…0t75 bringing the #nostr #Primal sovereignty vibe, (and receipts) with a QR code for downloading @nprofile…54wh as he explains mini-#bitcoin payments (zaps, layer 1) and why #nostr (decentralization)
Well done!
https://blossom.primal.net/e7f6599ab117e49f751a620cf63f98764be5f2912ea3fa6155e49342cd78942d.mov

2026-04-22 21:25:42 UTC

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Swamp ogres are vastly superior to city ogres.

2026-04-22 19:54:56 UTC

Oh my. Where to begin? We don’t call 911; we are 911.
First of all, there is plenty of food in the swamp, cattails are the supermarket of the swamp, use them for torches, eat the tender shoots (tastes like hearts of palm), use the stalks for a number of applications. Secondly, not many neighbors get on your nerves, because it’s a swamp. Thirdly, and I could go on, the rhythm of life is much less frenetic, more connected to nature and the cycle of life. Bees are happy in the swamp, because there is nearly always a nectar and water source nearby. The sounds are a symphony. Mosquitos and snakes are not fun but neither is downtown traffic, supermarket lines, HOAs.
Alligator hide is very valuable, gator tail tastes like lobster, but very few swamp dwellers that I know harvest them. In the swamp, where you’re miles from a store, you learn to conserve, to make do, to be satisfied, to find joy in a simpler pattern. Wifi can be tricky, so it helps you unplug from the noise/drama.
#nevent1q…vedl

2026-04-22 13:39:22 UTC

GM & PV #nostr
Early rides are so clarifying.
https://image.nostr.build/65a773e03d95483332c18798bad3f4405f50701d15fa9ccdea5da7691691462f.jpg
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2026-04-22 02:27:03 UTC

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Forget the Bull market, ride with the Cat market!

2026-04-21 18:24:33 UTC

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All women know this intuitively.

2026-04-21 18:18:55 UTC

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Elegant, and above my pay grade. Why not?
#nevent1q…dj5g

2026-04-21 18:12:54 UTC

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I hate the sentiment behind this shameful act, but honey ₿adger don’t care.
#nevent1q…mkty

2026-04-21 14:32:07 UTC

Hey y’all! Check my glass noodles I made from mung bean starch. The water-starch ratio is inexact, but at least I have something resembling a noodle. @nprofile…ch2h thinks I’m nuts, and he is correct, but nuts are delicious!
https://blossom.primal.net/417a88dc982b962998b50cad1f0666573209f7915472de1a9d03a5dd5224a585.jpg

2026-04-21 13:24:07 UTC

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Yeah. Let’s leave that to the #bitcoin disciples who wear them well. We can represent goofy stuff at the other end.

2026-04-20 22:11:45 UTC

Period Amen.
#nevent1q…2mc4

2026-04-20 13:26:21 UTC

Thank you; it is kind of you to say so! I am usually a 3-strikes person, before completely nuking the babyish, terroristic, toxic npub in my feed. If one @ me with drama, I consider how miserable they are, and if they are worth any more of my eye/head space. Sometimes they only get two strikes…
It feels derivative and self-indulgent (IMHO) how many of the combative npubs roll on the daily. I generally mute/block and move on, unless there is some other reason to give them a second chance. That kind of interaction is why I left Xitter and Insta, and wishing dearly for the day I can drop-kick Fakebook back into the black hole from which it was formed.
#nevent1q…hmle

2026-04-20 04:19:52 UTC

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Spare me the furry pit gifs. I am deeplyindebted to you

2026-04-20 03:39:27 UTC

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Welcome back! I remember your npub was really active. I wish you had not nuked it, too, but it’s supercool that you’re back! #WhyINostr #nostr
#nevent1q…dhrn

2026-04-20 03:21:00 UTC

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They tell a story, if you care to read between the lines.

2026-04-20 03:19:47 UTC

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I prefer non-political armpits.

2026-04-19 21:19:39 UTC

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Why does a political slant have bearing on a woman’s soap habits? Did I misread something?

2026-04-19 21:18:10 UTC

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We use our own homemade soap. Most body wash contains some crappy dyes, perfumes, and other evils.
https://blossom.primal.net/12c651183b840c454feaa5219ca2101ca0004defbe13f4d797ffc8da21354180.jpg
#nevent1q…xfp6

2026-04-16 12:21:19 UTC

GM frens. Markets can remain irrational far longer than you can remain solvent. Stack on… #bitcoin
#coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-04-16 01:21:46 UTC

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Have you chatted with @nprofile…wyad? He will likely agree, but may be able to offer some additional data.

2026-04-16 01:13:39 UTC

A’ight y’all…how many of you chefs use a mandoline? Is it a necessary tool, or just a dressy veggie cutter? I love how fast and uniform they cut. I love less the danger of cleaning them.
@nprofile…207q @nprofile…3e4q @nprofile…p2a8 @nprofile…7eqp

2026-04-14 12:34:31 UTC

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Yeah. What is the lifetime of a node? How do npubs of, say, my understanding (muppet zone) find their craptastic relay has gone on the blink? Error code on the list?
#nevent1q…qvl0

2026-04-14 12:26:16 UTC

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Oh dear. That is a lot. My afternoon (culling my list) is gonna be lit.
#nevent1q…guah

2026-04-14 12:18:25 UTC

GM frens #GoodMorning #plebchain #Coffeechain
https://blossom.primal.net/90b9f78d2295764ca3b66ec40a66757c43a4c0aa716c79012db4b82b9786ba2a.jpg

2026-04-11 18:53:27 UTC

😬🤬😬🤬😬🤬
#nevent1q…6cey

2026-04-10 12:02:32 UTC

GM #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/b0ee221ff816f8e1d309f7b63e36fd5e3c1e615ab00fded5947a6fc4de82bb79.jpg

2026-04-09 13:02:39 UTC

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Damn skippy. Coke and Pepsi in France, Italy, Switzerland and Thailand were all craptastic sweet compared to our more fuzzy less-sugary ones. I lost 5 lb in Thailand for this reason (no soda worth its “salt”…)

2026-04-09 04:43:34 UTC

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Us too!
https://blossom.primal.net/28dc700163adbfbb0001fb15bbcb8000be0f51e1a20167e18414836a6196b739.jpg
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2026-04-08 18:21:03 UTC

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Thank you. This sounds possible.

2026-04-08 18:17:59 UTC

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Clever.
#nevent1q…c3gz

2026-04-08 18:13:36 UTC

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Don’t hate us. I want to be free. I aspire to Linux, but the switch intimidates me bigly.
#nevent1q…evrf

2026-04-08 14:57:09 UTC

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THIS IS #WhyINostr ♡

2026-04-08 14:53:44 UTC

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Thank you for posting yourself, which reassures the collective that you are indeed on the mend. Rest and focus on your well-being and that of your baby, Walker and your son. We love and support you. You are incredibly strong, sovereign, and resilient, but that does not mean you should not withdraw for a bit, into a healing silence and peace.