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@nprofile…p4t6 I really hope this isn't performative rage bait shit like when they went after Trump. They need to get something on him that is real and sticks or its just going to raise his appeal with the D base; coukd just be an inversion of the lawfare waged on Trump under Biden.

2026-06-06 22:45:18 UTC

Did you guys see the trans robot clown on a pride rug kick a kid in the gut?
This is the future people, the robots will be clowns.
https://youtube.com/shorts/PTrCX4Kge1U?si=I4krnUkPrg3QCTgO

2026-05-17 00:19:44 UTC

Joe Rogan doesn't know why Texans drink Dr. Pepper, even though he has lived there for five years.

2026-05-10 00:21:06 UTC

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@nprofile…whfu the grass, dude, the grass, so much effing rain

2026-05-10 00:07:17 UTC

I've mowed more this year than the last decade combined.

2026-04-17 01:25:21 UTC

Lol
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/417/437/118/382/476/original/77d187895bc133b0.jpg

2026-04-04 23:20:55 UTC

So, Iran has captured a US pilot and has offered to exchange him for the ten thousand unlawfully held prisoners in Israel that are scheduled for rhe death sentence.
This is what 3D chess looks like.

2026-04-01 03:03:47 UTC

This current version of the Trump administration is waaaaaay past the issues I had with Obama, Bush and Clinton.
Those guys, they would at least dance with you before fucking you in the ass. This guy here, he dances while he fucks you in the ass.
Where are in the most preventable dumbest times ever.

2026-04-01 01:48:30 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7 sweet, so we got a drought incoming which makes the lack of fertilizer irrelevant and a bunch of people are either going to starve or EAT THE BUGS!

2026-04-01 01:08:52 UTC

Kristi Noem's hubby is a troon?
I miss weird. Things are bizarre.

2026-04-01 00:02:12 UTC

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@nprofile…0j0l I didnt realize he was so short, I thought he was an old fat guy

2026-03-31 00:17:57 UTC

Turkeys are intelligent enough to show up every day and pilfer my chicken food and their water but too stupid to find their way back out of the coop area and fly around bouncing into everything like an autistic child trying to open a can of beans.

2026-03-30 00:04:17 UTC

In the age of AI I believe spellcheck is purposefully operating to snag a user like a stroll through a blackberry patch may hinder one's progress.

2026-03-29 22:31:24 UTC

The gnats are back. They bother me more than skeeters. Gnats get in my eyes, my throat, my ears and are more incessant than skeeters.

2026-03-27 05:00:36 UTC

I blocked Sir Rogue Knight quite awhile ago because he appeared to me a bit bi-polar so I haven't witnessed his ascendancy on NAS. Anyone want to clue me in on what the fuck?

2026-03-27 03:15:47 UTC

Having kids isn't for everyone, in fact, those thay do not want kids and do not have them I respect much more than those that do and can not handle it. That said, having kids anchors people into a thoughtful future, and childless faggots supporting war really should have no voice for what the future looks like.

2026-03-24 15:16:54 UTC

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@nprofile…xj8p those pouches work, it's nicotine, so avoid if you don't want any, but they help me in pinches

2026-03-23 23:27:58 UTC

Spell check on this new phone is fucking changing real words into other real words that I didnt intend and is NOT correcting normal spelling errors.
I hate tech. It is engineered to be a pain in the fucking cortex.

2026-03-23 23:20:53 UTC

Skeeters are back, a bit early, by a month or more. Any recommendations for a death chamber for these buzzing blood sucking shit bags?

2026-03-23 22:40:52 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 to get his ladybugs scraped

2026-03-23 22:39:40 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 Bibi a pitcher, Lindsay a catcher

2026-03-23 22:37:04 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 Trump needs to send a missile up Bibi's ass

2026-03-23 20:34:02 UTC

For the uppity left who thinks things would have been any different
https://www.timesofisrael.com/harris-to-jewish-voters-all-options-on-the-table-to-stop-iran-from-going-nuclear/

2026-03-22 16:09:44 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/694/249/210/379/original/2841eae49d1dae80.jpg

2026-03-22 00:55:37 UTC

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@nprofile…hug0 there's quite a bit more to be inferred by your comment, this is a show

2026-03-22 00:21:09 UTC

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Mad King era
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/269/964/658/264/003/original/7545f615cb037eb6.jpg

2026-03-22 00:18:55 UTC

Things going full retard
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/269/955/918/701/234/original/1e48bdbf93ecde99.jpg

2026-03-20 23:14:18 UTC

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@nprofile…q09u waiste high jeans, pass 🤪

2026-03-20 15:40:39 UTC

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@nprofile…55ct will they change the name back to Army?

2026-03-20 04:29:57 UTC

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@nprofile…55ct what there is is good but it is very religious, which we are not, been a hard stretch, kinda not fitting in anywhere

2026-03-20 03:42:07 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 sorry about that

2026-03-20 02:57:36 UTC

I remember all the terrible shit I did in middle school, and now my kid is in middle school, and this generation doesn't seem to be into all that shit, and I am happy.
Found a great school, homeschooling ran its course, thank you Ron Paul, it is a great curriculum, and we are sticking with it, too, but kids need kids, homeschooling works best with a community dedicated to the venture, but that's hard to find in California.
To better times 🍺

2026-03-19 02:20:58 UTC

I knew that Trump is a narcissist but I didn't think he was a war monger. But he is. He is a neo-con. Narcissism can play out in different ways. Ine can make the country better and reap the narcissistic rewards. He is fucking everything up, though. Everyone hates him. The world hates him. How is he going to respond to that?

2026-03-18 21:32:27 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 I remember being a kid on an air, plane with my parents and we were a row in front of the smoking section and the smokers lit up before take off and my mother started it up with them and they responded, "I bought a smoking seat" and my mother said, "I DONT GIVE A SHIT" and it was intense, and so they looked at my father and he looked at them very seriously and said, "you should probably just put them out."
And they did.
There was a def an overlap period between acceptable and not.

2026-03-18 21:28:19 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx call me paranoid, but this is all working out too neatly. This admin is doing everything that will result in 1) no more military presence in ME 2) weak in Asia 3) no more Israel 4) no more NATO 5) no more petro-dollar.
It almost like the entire structure of western imperialism is being dismantled due to a mad king, a national lampoon level retard at DoD, and a creepy old dispensationalist in Israel.
There is SOMETHING ELSE going on beneath this superficial narrative.

2026-03-14 23:51:37 UTC

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@nprofile…gpnk I just realized your name is Siren Sabotage and not Sir Ensa Botage.

2026-03-14 21:23:07 UTC

If this war gets Bibi killed, smashes Israel, exposes Zio influence on America to normies and gets us out of the middle east, it would have been worth it. Then, we can actually focus on America instead of being a degenerate slobbish country living off of the blood of the world.

2026-03-11 20:23:37 UTC

If this war ends Israel, it would be the greatest fucking achievement of a President since possibly forever. There would be a statue of Trump in every American city everywhere forever. Pretty slick how he would have gotten ot done, too, getting Iran to do it. We will call him "The Great Emancipator".

2026-03-09 23:21:08 UTC

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@nprofile…s6n3 we are similar. I wish I could weave a nest with my face.

2026-03-09 03:18:58 UTC

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@nprofile…kntr @nprofile…q8rs you're probably right

2026-03-09 03:14:51 UTC

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@nprofile…q8rs that's my take but didnt want to say it

2026-03-08 04:17:33 UTC

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@nprofile…4pam likely happened years ago and this petri dish rules us now

2026-03-08 02:17:23 UTC

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@nprofile…gpnk @nprofile…2cv9 worthy comment

2026-03-08 01:58:31 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 what the fuck is that?

2026-03-08 01:30:46 UTC

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@nprofile…8u3z I remember the first ramp I made for my bicycle. I was probably 8, laid a piece of plywood across a picnic table, came down the hill, up I went, the plywood broke, of course, and I smashed nuts into the cross bar and face into handlebars and then wood. Good times.

2026-03-04 23:14:01 UTC

So, the Kurds are falling for it again?

2026-03-04 18:32:03 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v up 10 cents here from yesterday

2026-03-04 18:27:32 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…2m8z @nprofile…lsen I don't need to know anything about tech to know it's fake. What's the circumstances here, a bunch of IDF soldiers blubbering under bombs and one of them records it and posts it on line? Seems improbable to me.

2026-03-04 03:10:12 UTC

Operation Lipstick on a Pig
https://nypost.com/2026/03/03/us-news/hillary-clintons-team-demanded-beauty-lighting-for-oversight-deposition-was-wary-of-looking-like-a-hostage-source/

2026-03-02 03:07:48 UTC

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@nprofile…zl9m he is basically Honkey Obama, says the right things, and the deep state agenda pushes forward.

2026-03-02 02:21:39 UTC

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@nprofile…zl9m dude spent a decade on a realty teevee show to prep for this pro-wrestling shit we are seeing today

2026-03-01 22:02:56 UTC

Has anyone here read Dope Inc? The book makes some pretty major claims on hard to source evidence yet gets known historical events wildly mangled and I can't get a response from those that reference the book like Ehret or Grove about how to factor that in.
The most stand out glaring error so far is the book stating the 17th A, giving women the right to vote was why the 18th A passed. The paragraph this monster mistake takes place in is itself muddled with other inaccuracies.

2026-03-01 21:17:46 UTC

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@nprofile…574d @nprofile…al6u such a stupid name, when I think "epic fury" I think of a berserker woman.

2026-02-28 22:20:18 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…gpnk we will see, there is so much subterfuge and flood the zone shit going on one would do better maintaining a garden than trying to keep up with this kayfabe orchestra. I don't need to hear the crescendo to know what's coming. Just need to get the right regulator for my propane freezer.

2026-02-28 21:41:51 UTC

I wonder if this Trumpian policy of targeting leaders of foreign nations, no spider holes, just kidnapping and bombing, will have a some kind of, what's it called? Blowback?
And if there is that blowback, America goes on full fucking lockdown.

2026-02-21 02:42:46 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…6449 some people age like shit, don't compare yourself to them

2026-02-20 05:03:43 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen it's the ones you don't see coming, he cloaked that very well, taking notes...

2026-02-19 15:30:22 UTC

They arrested the Prince on his 66th burthday? This has got to be performative.

2026-02-19 06:46:33 UTC

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The 13th Amendment abolished slavery. Why did we need the 14th? Was it even passed legitimately whatever the hell that would have looked like after bloody northern encroachment. No, it was not. The concept of making all peoples "a citizen" of a federal "entity" was not a popular concept, but they butt-fucked it in anyway, "subject to the laws therein".
Federal citizenry did not exist until after that treacherous Lincoln ruined whatever good could have arisen from an already corrupted body.

2026-02-19 04:36:55 UTC

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Fucking spell check already not doing g it's job on this new phone. Is THAYS a word anywhere? It's THAT'S you retarded shit, my fingers are fat, fill the gaps computer brain.

2026-02-19 04:34:38 UTC

The reason why the modern day yuckle-head doesn't understand American slavery is because they view it through the lens of "civil rights", a made up term that has no logical weight, it is an airy-fairy concept related to New Age approach to reality.
Slavery was not and is not a "civil rights" issue, whatever the fuck thays supposed to even mean, it doesn't translate into the real world.
Slavery was and is an ECONOMIC issue, and when yoy understand that, the 14th A makes a lot more sense.

2026-02-13 23:02:00 UTC

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@nprofile…nqy9 he won twice

2026-02-09 14:43:11 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht liberalism is NOT individualism, it is collectivism and it is evil.

2026-02-04 02:26:35 UTC

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@nprofile…45xw does dudeman know what the "missing narration" was if he had seen the script?

2026-02-04 01:37:41 UTC

So, he is going to die?
https://nypost.com/2026/02/03/us-news/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-for-flu-like-symptoms-prognosis-is-positive/

2026-02-02 23:18:09 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 Icke at least calls them lizard people

2026-01-30 04:00:58 UTC

I went damn near seven years with the same phone, got a new phone now, kinda made me sad, like moving out of a place I lived in for 7 years. This made me feel weird. Why would I feel like that over a computer hand held phone internet device that is new to my biology?

2026-01-27 13:05:34 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x I wonder how that will play out, award the better seats to those who purchase tickets first? I hope they don't fuck this up, good airline.

2026-01-22 23:25:43 UTC

The woman just threw out a bunch of meat she claimed was freezer burned.
I haven't been this angry at her in years.
Sometimes, I really wish it was socially acceptable to smack a woman if they deserve it.
They do need it sometimes.
But of course blah blah blah bullshit. Fuckin hell.

2026-01-16 00:25:56 UTC

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@nprofile…jl9q what changes?

2026-01-14 01:03:21 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a what is this from, if anything?

2026-01-14 00:58:04 UTC

Is everything alright? I haven't been paying attention.

2026-01-12 01:07:28 UTC

There is a several mile wide chemtrail above me, its starting to catch the sunset rays. Its beautiful in the way a psycho sees a scar across a lovely face.

2026-01-12 01:02:53 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen what made Mitch great is he tapped into that silly 4th grader in all of us, that just couldn't stop laughing about stupid shit in class, but he took that, and brought it back to adults in adult language. He made us laugh like we laughed when we were kids. I love him for that.

2026-01-12 01:00:29 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg I don't care what anyone thinks of Dave Smith, but if you are going to lock horns with him, you better be damn sure of what you are saying, cause you gonna get wrecked if you don't.

2026-01-12 00:59:00 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too.
Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no, but I wanted a banana later, so I said yes.

2026-01-11 02:39:11 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7 they want martyrs

2026-01-11 02:37:49 UTC

Keith Richards must drink embalming fluid every morning.

2026-01-11 02:32:37 UTC

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@nprofile…xyve hey, thats not McDonald's

2026-01-10 17:03:54 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x he was the gateway drug

2026-01-10 17:02:03 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x that was Mondale's home state

2026-01-09 14:16:03 UTC

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@nprofile…zjq9 Invisible Rainbow by Arthur Furstenberg

2026-01-09 00:50:39 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rrev @nprofile…lsen nvm, that fag, I remember

2026-01-09 00:50:21 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rrev @nprofile…lsen who is SRK?

2026-01-09 00:49:50 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx are you anywhere near Columbus? I used to go there as a kid for the State's fair to show sheep. Always had fun.
As far as Vivek goes, these uber rich people running for office and asking for donations is some high poetry. What a gas. Eff that dude.

2026-01-09 00:47:27 UTC

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@nprofile…nxzv @nprofile…3dnn that's like tits without a body

2026-01-09 00:27:52 UTC

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@nprofile…rrev I got that Sir Knught Dude blocked. Whats he drawing for? I thought he was an obnoxious unmedicated person.

2026-01-09 00:26:43 UTC

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@nprofile…rrev I am 400 away from making the list!

2026-01-09 00:25:36 UTC

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@nprofile…6jsh @nprofile…lsen so she got 3ocked out of the driver seat, into the back and then out the window and then got flipped over the car by the car flipping over. Thats fucking sick dude. That chick just blew my best accidents right off of the list.
I thought she was an aductee stuffed in the trunk.

2026-01-08 23:27:33 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen its pretty fun y with the sound off

2026-01-08 23:25:50 UTC

There is no doubt in my mind those covid shots rewired a certain type of persons mind forever. The crazy today can be explained no there way. All that other shit, the mind drugs and other pharma, false narratives and cognitive dissonance, those shots just shoved that whole pile of shit off of the ledge.

2026-01-08 22:45:54 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen fucking cucked retard

2026-01-08 22:45:05 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 lol

2026-01-08 21:29:27 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen was she in the trunk?

2026-01-08 02:37:30 UTC

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@nprofile…7cv0 the problem with finding the truth of the matter here is explaining how it went on for so effing long lol double bind scissor squeeze good luck on this going anywhere its just meat for the base in the cage

2026-01-08 00:44:24 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj just wait until you get into shanks. 3 hours or more at 250⁰, rubbed in butter and herbs of choice, claypot is best. You'll never go back.

2026-01-07 01:35:09 UTC

Just so people know, angry mobs will lynch anyone. Its not a race thing. Sure, a few were, but there was usually some reason for a mob grabbing someone and lynching them. The lynching of Carl Etherington in Newark, Ohio in July of 1910 is such a case, a 17 year old former Marine, Carl was aiding the ASL in shutting down saloons. He ended up shooting former police captain and saloon owner because he was getting a beat down. They put Carl in jail, Howard died, mob grabbed him and hung him.