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Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.

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2023-09-28 08:57:56

Thursday and Vlad is having another nightmare morning with Justin the Blackfaced Emu, the nasty creature chewed through its chains again and was found chasing small children in a Moscow park. Vlad was able to get him under control again and now needs to find a new home for him

2023-09-26 08:16:25

Good morning from a grey and overcast West Sussex, office day today but the gulls were fed before I left. They left me alone until 7.30am which was very civilised, I'm starting to appreciate the days getting shorter for a change! Have a smashing day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-24 12:30:04

On his way back from the UNGA meeting in New York Little Z was invited by UK SefDef Grant Shapps to visit Salisbury Plains to test out the Top Secret Challenger 4 2-man tank, codenamed "The Vlandinator Mk 1". Unfortunately, Ukraine's Dear Leader doesn't seem very impressed...

2023-09-24 09:16:32

Sunday and Vlad is with Kiril the Kite heading for a secret meeting with his Chinese friends, you can see them here flying over the Altay Republic. Vlad and Xi like to meet up sometimes in secret and get shit-faced together. They spend the whole time laughing at demented old Joe

2023-09-21 08:46:16

Thursday and Vlad is visiting with Boris the Badger in Pskov. Boris is having problems because the other badgers don't like him at all and keep laughing at him. Vlad is trying to convince him to lose some weight and stop being and annoying dick, but Boris doesn't seem to get it

2023-09-20 08:30:18

Friday finds Vlad having a morning counselling session with Pasha the Parrot, here they are over Kostroma but they aren't stopping anywhere. Vlad is telling Pasha about the hard life he has and Pasha is listening patiently and nonjudgmentally. Parrots are excellent listeners

2023-09-19 08:51:43

Tuesday and Vlad has escaped from the Kremlin to take Fyodor the Frog for some exercise around Moscow. You'd think a giant tree frog would impact the buildings a bit more but he really doesn't. Vlad finds it really relaxing and it beats all the adulting he has to do today

2023-09-18 09:23:39

Monday morning and Vlad is in St Petersburg with Svetlana the Monster of Lake Teletskoye (formerly known as Nessie but she defected). They're participating in a Russian naval exercise and Vlad hopes his new friend will provide a decisive advantage in naval combat

2023-09-18 09:10:10

Good morning from a grey, wet and stormy Brighton. We had a massive electrical storm last night which was rather spectacular but didn't help with sleep. The gulls don't look like they enjoyed it and seemed rather frazzled this morning. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-17 10:07:49

Sunday finds Vlad with Rasputin the Bald Eagle flying into Tula. Vlad was invited to attend Sunday Service at the Cathedral of Nicholas the Wonderworker, I think he might be Vlad's Patron Saint but don't quote me on that

2023-09-17 09:59:56

Good morning from an overcast and muggy Brighton, there's a storm warning in effect so we'll see what happens. The gulls were noisy little bastards first thing but I had some food ready for them and went back to sleep. Have a blessed Sunday everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-16 10:10:22

Saturday and Vlad is escaping the trappings of state of the weekend and has come to the Sunduki Mountain Range with Pasha the Parrot. Vlad feels like he's earned a break and he even met Kim Jong Il this week. Vlad quite likes Kimmy but he's a bit wild and drinks a lot of vodka

2023-09-16 10:03:33

Good morning from a sunny and warm Brighton, lots of sky bastard activity again and, oh look, more hysterical germ theory nonsense happening in Dover this morning. There are days I wish I was a gull and could fly and squirt shit on people. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-15 08:39:41

Friday and Vlad is having a nightmare in Moscow. Justin the Blackfaced Emu chewed through his chains again overnight and was found causing traffic chaos first thing this morning. Vlad was called very early and is in an extremely bad mood. It will be a miracle of epic proportions if someone doesn't get nuked today

2023-09-15 08:30:13

Good morning from a sunny and very pleasant Brighton, we have sort of blue skies but the sky bastards were out early this morning. I don't know about you lot but I'm sick of being poisoned by depraved and utterly evil cunts. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-14 08:24:39

Good morning from a sunny and very pleasant Brighton. The sky bastards were out in force again first thing so the sky will be a milky colour later. Back to work for me today and I'll be in the office later. Gulls are fed and happy. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-08 09:53:58

Friday finds Vlad in Saint Petersburg taking Misha the Mountain Goat for some exercise up the side of the Lakhta Centre. You'd think that the goat would damage the glass but he doesn't and besides, its bloody difficult finding places to exercise a mountain goat in a city

2023-09-08 09:39:21

Good morning from a warm but cloudy Brighton, we have that nasty milky-shite-haze again, bloody sky bastards! The gulls were on form this morning but were not happy to hear that I'll be away from home for a few days. Have a fabulous Friday and glorious weekend! #DailySeagull

2023-09-07 08:44:14

Good morning from a beautiful and sunny West Sussex. Office day for me and then I have a week off for my 50th birthday. The gulls were fed before I left home so they're happy, the open windows are still perturbing them a bit. Have a tremendous Thursday everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-06 08:10:21

Wednesday and Vlad is with Piotr paying a visit to Crimea, here they are flying over Koyashskaya Kosa National Park. In case you're wondering, the pink color comes from the presence of algae, specifically a species of salt-loving microalgae called Dunaliella salina which contain a red pigment called beta-carotene and give the water its distinctive pink hue

2023-09-06 07:24:42

Good morning from a hot and humid Brighton, we also have a nasty milky-white haze over us this morning so no blue sky. The gulls were up early demanding food though refrained from squawking 3 feet away from my earhole, bonus. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-05 09:06:15

Tuesday and Vlad is in Karachay-Cherkessia with Gogil the giraffe. Gogil is having problems at the moment and his theological training is not going well. It turns out that not speaking Russian is a bit of a problem and he's constantly smashing stained glass windows with his long neck. So he's come out here to meditate and asked for Vlad's counsel

2023-09-05 08:39:43

Good morning from a lovely and sunny West Sussex, window open again last night so got woken up by loudly squawking gulls, it's not so bad when I have to be up early for the office. Have a great day everyone and remember to not die suddenly from global boiling! #DailySeagull

2023-09-04 08:58:34

The embassy is trying to mess with me and posted a bloody difficult picture. I did manage to add the Vlad though, so Monday finds Vlad with Ganya the Goanna at Talc Stone Lake and he's still avoiding the Kremlin. His mood is such that if will be a miracle if some hapless cockwomble doesn't get a Sarmat missile up their arse today, so he's chatting to Ganya and dealing with his anger issues

2023-09-04 07:06:32

Good morning from a sunny and warm Brighton, up early for a conference call with Australia this morning. I had to sleep with the window open as well which spun the gulls out this morning, they are noisy little bastards at the moment. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-03 09:45:06

Good morning from a sunny and very warm Brighton, for once the idiots in the MetOffice seem to have called it correctly. The gulls woke me up early this morning which was fun with a hangover. Have a blessed Sunday everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-02 08:51:23

Saturday finds Vlad still avoiding the Kremlin, as well as his missus. Today he's in Zapolyarye with Fyodor the Frog, hopping through fields of wild flowers. Vlad likes the tranquillity of the place and has no intention of going back to Moscow right now

2023-09-02 08:43:00

Good morning from a dry but sky-bastard-splattered Brighton, looks like they were spraying us like bugs again this morning and the sky is that nasty milky colour. The gulls were noisy bastards and the tapping was seriously irritating. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-09-01 08:27:20

Friday morning and Vlad is with Pasha the parrot in Tambov. He's continuing to avoid Moscow and Mrs Vlad is rumoured to have hired some former Spestnaz commandos to track him down. Lavrov also has the FSB on his case. Fortunately Pasha is a stealthy parrot and is able conceal him

2023-09-01 08:19:50

Good morning from a grey, wet and very grim Brighton. No gulls this morning so I chose an old picture with some blue sky in it. On the plus side, I didn't get woken up at stupid o'clock by the tapping so there's always a positive. Have a fabulous Friday everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-31 08:54:33

Thursday and Vlad has buggered off to Primorsky Krai with Kiril the Kite. The Kremlin is doing his nut in and Mrs Vlad has become convinced that he's shagging Zakharova, he isn't but there's no convincing a woman sometimes. She threw a frying pan of eggs at him earlier and he's done with all of it. He's currently contemplating whether he can be asked to go back or whether he's going to start a new life as a UFO hunter on Lake Baikal

2023-08-30 08:31:44

Wednesday and Vlad is with Rasputin the bald eagle, he's headed back to Moscow after a productive meeting with Yevgeniy the bear. Yev is Vlads secret advisor and lives in Kamchatka with his gull friends, he's an expert in matters of spirituality, diplomacy and politics

2023-08-28 09:57:54

Monday and Vlad has finally found somewhere large enough to take Kolya the Kangaroo for his exercise. The Orenburg region is perfect, with wide open spaces and no mountains. Kangaroos don't like mountains at all and it severely interrupts their hopping

2023-08-27 09:53:36

Sunday and Vlad is on an early mission with Piotr the Pterodactyl. He got a report that there was something craziness happening in Vladivostok and he determined that, whilst crazy, it's not an invasion, so he's going back to bed. Bit of a trippy picture this morning

2023-08-26 11:31:14

Saturday and Vlad is dealing with a nightmare today. He got a call at 4am saying that Justin the Blackface Emu had escaped its dungeon, again, and was found disrupting traffic, closing bank accounts and chasing small children through the centre of Moscow. The Blackface Emu is Vlad's secret weapon but it is very unpredictable and doesn't like being chained up. Vlad was able to wrestle it under control and it's now chained up again

2023-08-26 11:19:12

Good afternoon from a wet and windy Brighton. The worst summer in living memory is nearly over, not that it really started. The gulls were up early but I was ready for them with some food and went back to bed again. Have a smashing Saturday everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-25 08:33:31

Friday and Vlad is chilling out with Gogil in Giraffe in Suzdal. He's still getting pissed off calls from Sergey about how stressful South Africa is. Last night it was the turn of the Indian delegation, they went missing from their hotel in the evening and were found, after a frantic search, passed out in Soweto at 4am. Sergey is also annoyed that unknown persons keep raiding his private stash of vodka

2023-08-25 08:23:47

Good morning from a milky Brighton, the sky bastards have been at it again this morning and so the gulls both got another lecture about not flying through them. You can see Stephanie's flecks of grey winter feathers coming through. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-24 08:42:33

Thursday and Vlad is in Divnogorsk with Pasha the parrot. He's actually escaping Moscow because Sergey was giving him an earful about how stressful it was in South Africa, specifically the Chinese and Brazilian delegations and their penchant for booze and dancing girls

2023-08-24 08:26:56

Good morning from an overcast and Autumnal Brighton. The gulls were on form and are starting to get their dark little feathers in preparation for winter. You see it mainly around their faces, not clearly visible in this picture. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-23 08:30:05

Good morning from a sunny and very pleasant Brighton, the gulls were super noisy this morning and I suspect every Brightonian near the beach was woken up by the little feathery bastards. We love them really but at 5am it's a bit much. Have a splendid day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-22 08:38:48

Tuesday and whilst Sergey is doing all the hard work in South Africa, Vlad is in the Kirov region of Russia chasing butterflies with Leonid the Labradoodle. Vlad was trying to train him for war because Leonid is a very large labradoodle, but he's also a very soppy and friendly one so is totally useless in any kind of battle. He also gets very easily distracted by butterflies and will chase them across half of Russian before anyone catches him

2023-08-21 08:30:49

Monday and Vlad is just leaving Yaroslavl with Piotr the Pterodactyl, after a really pleasant weekend. He's a bit late this morning because Mrs Vlad kept him up all night and he hasn't slept much. He's a in a good mood though so the Kremlin is safe this morning

2023-08-21 08:24:53

Good morning from a grey and misty Brighton, I'm back again after an offline day yesterday. Sometimes you just need to unplug and escape the madness. The gulls were on form this morning and enjoyed their sardines. Have a great week everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-18 09:48:52

Friday and Vlad is paying a visit to Pskov with Liev the Liger. Vlad finds ligers both very useful for battle and helpful in keeping discipline and motivation up. The prospect of having one's face bitten off by a hungry liger is enough to make anyone do as they're told

2023-08-18 09:39:30

2023-08-17 08:18:31

Good morning from a sunny and very pleasant West Sussex, I actually managed to get to work despite Brighton's roads being a disaster area at the moment. Rare picture of both gullies this morning, I fed them before I left. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-14 09:10:13

Monday and one of the rare times that the embassy has posted a picture more than one. Vlad is with Pasha the Parrot in St. Petersburg dealing with important matters of state. I did ask but he gave me that look he gives people when he wants them to STFU and GTFO

2023-08-14 09:01:18

Good morning from a sunny and calm Brighton, the gulls were up early this morning but it's not too bad when I'm working. Did you know that they don't like seed oils? Sardines in sunflower or olive oil are not popular. Speaks volumes! Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-13 11:28:13

Sunday and Vlad is celebrating Mass at Saint Antipius Church in Suzdal, with Gogil the giraffe. Gogil's theological training is progressing well since he decided he didn't want to be a Battle Giraffe and joined the Russian Orthodox Church. He hopes to be the first ever giraffe to be made Patriarch of Moscow

2023-08-13 11:17:24

Good afternoon from a sunny but windy and hungover Brighton, the dire summer continues and we'll probably have rain later. The wind didn't stop the gulls from waking me up this morning but I had food ready to go so it wasn't too bad. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-12 08:44:25

Saturday and Vlad is with Pasha the parrot, paying a visit to one of his super-secret bases in Kamchatka. Vlad likes to check up on things and make sure everyone is behaving themselves, he always has a good long chat with Pasha who is Vlad's unofficial counsellor

2023-08-12 08:40:34

Good morning from a sunny but windy Brighton. The gulls left me alone this morning apart from one early tapping session, which was kind of them. Busy weekend this weekend so I won't be on much today. Have a smashing Saturday everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-11 08:28:06

Friday and Vlad arrived back in Moscow with Rasputin the bald eagle, after a few days off at his secret dacha (in an undisclosed location) with Mrs Vlad. I heard he did some fishing and kayaking too but that's just a rumour.

2023-08-11 08:17:22

Good morning from a grey and misty Brighton, oh well we got one day of heatwave so that's something. The gulls were annoying little buggers this morning and are not at all impressed that I've run out of sardines. Shopping after work. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-08 09:13:17

Good morning from a chilly, grey and decidedly not summery Brighton. The gulls were on form this morning and I even managed to go back to sleep after they woke me up. Having food ready to put out makes all the difference. Have a smashing day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-07 09:53:08

Monday morning and Vlad is prowling around Izhevsk with Liev the Liger. Vlad likes to make sure the Russian people see him doing his job so he takes strolls around cities sometimes. He also likes to see the shocked expressions on the half-asleep faces of morning rush hour drivers

2023-08-05 09:33:02

Saturday and Vlad is having a nightmare because Justing the Blackface Emu escaped his dungeon again by tunnelling out. The evil creature was found trying to bite early morning joggers at that Tsaritsyno Museum and Park Reserve in Moscow. So Vlad got a call first thing and had to go and sort things out. He uses a whip and souped up electric cattle prod, along with a very firm tone of voice

2023-08-04 08:31:28

Good morning from a sunny and very pleasant Brighton, for now at least! Stephanie's leg seems to have healed up nicely and she's not limping any more. Her friend is once again lucky he wasn't turned into a pile of feathers this morning. Have a great day everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-02 08:36:40

Good morning from a very windy Brighton, no rain but I'm sure that's coming. This is an old picture because the wind meant no gullies this morning. Haven't seen Stephanie yet but I'll give you all an updated when she turns up. Have a wonderful Wednesday everyone! #DailySeagull

2023-08-01 08:56:02

Good morning from an unsettled Brighton, sunny at the moment but it feels like there is more rain on the way, it's cold too. Great news on the gull front and little Stephanie is still limping, but her leg looks a lot better today. Have a tremendous Tuesday everyone! #DailySeagull