Darth Osler

A doc. Don't trust my inflammatory and occasionally reasonable advice unless I'm your doc. No actual advice.

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2026-07-28 19:04:05 UTC

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https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/07/17/new-navy-destroyer-testing-responsible-for-explosion-off-florida-coast/

2026-05-29 02:01:02 UTC

Pigs In Blanketed Spaaaaaace!
#fastfoodmoviesorplays #hashtaggames
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/655/393/819/327/875/original/bf4ce1be9789c424.mp4

2026-05-29 01:52:04 UTC

Shawarmageddon
#fastfoodmoviesorplays #hashtaggames
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/655/359/342/839/092/original/ad6c9d71dea3cecc.mp4

2026-05-29 01:46:04 UTC

Applebee's Dumpling Gang
#fastfoodmoviesorplays #hashtaggames

2026-05-29 01:43:16 UTC

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Zinc Oxide And You hits different on this one

2026-05-29 01:40:03 UTC

Arby's of Darkness
#fastfoodmoviesorplays #hashtaggames

2026-05-29 01:37:55 UTC

Runza Lola Runza
#fastfoodmoviesorplays #hashtaggames

2026-05-28 23:30:38 UTC

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the only way I've really liked it was in a pupusa

2026-05-24 03:17:24 UTC

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I do oven method,
An obscene amount of garlic, olive oil to cover in a ceramic dish, bake at 275°F for an hour and then check every 15 minutes until soft enough and browned to desire.
Take out
Cool
Blitz
Freeze or use as necessary

2026-05-24 02:16:12 UTC

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also, I will if you will

2026-05-24 02:02:26 UTC

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lol
That'll make me have to thaw the other batch
I still have another 2 pizzas to make with the dough!

2026-05-24 01:42:08 UTC

Baking pizza tomorrow
How much garlic confit should I add?
Plan is tomato sauce, pepperoni, mozzarella, soft goat cheese, garlic confit
Suggestions? Max allowed: 1 cup/255 ml

2026-05-22 02:02:50 UTC

I put lemon basil on a thing today and holy smokes was it a limonene bomb
I wanna put that in a shawarma and tzatziki

2026-05-20 00:57:54 UTC

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a grocery chain has a fire road
California is too weird to exist

2026-05-17 20:05:19 UTC

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https://vintagepatterns.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Trek:_Next_Generation_Men%27s_Jumpsuit

2026-05-17 18:37:57 UTC

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a college buddy was in the Army reserves as a tent repair specialist
His unit had 40 industrial sewing machines of various types. They were neat to train up on combat first aid @npub15aw…yhz3 @npub1t4e…rh98 @npub17em…8fw6

2026-05-17 17:31:43 UTC

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https://www.govdeals.com/en/search?kWord=Sewing

2026-05-16 23:45:53 UTC

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mine had the am/fm/cassette
It was an upgraded model!

2026-05-16 23:34:48 UTC

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I used to have an 88 4x2 with a 4 cylinder 5 speed
It was a reliable vehicle

2026-05-09 01:19:41 UTC

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oh, and I just came across a recipe for salsa macha with jamaica and it looks amazing!
I wonder if adding sumac would work?
https://www.alecooks.com/hibiscus-salsa-macha/

2026-05-09 01:08:22 UTC

@npub1kyd…jltj got a culinary question
I have some portabello slices I want to griddle for sandwiches and my instinct tells me to use the dry-wet-dry method, e.g. just cook the mushrooms on the griddle with nothing, then season.
Goal is just a nice portabello/onion slice/Monterey Jack cheese on a brioche bun sandwich.
Thoughts? Suggestions? Tweaks?

2026-05-09 00:52:22 UTC

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I'm waiting for you to have some salsa macha

2026-05-08 02:29:39 UTC

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yes
Five pushups for delay
#ArmyTraining

2026-05-07 12:16:02 UTC

Had a special election yesterday.
School funding item lost by almost 40% of the vote.
Oof.

2026-05-06 00:35:05 UTC

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Looks like you either have enough for cocktails or food, but potentially not both by my beer math

2026-05-06 00:28:38 UTC

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Trying to decide if that is the right amount of limes...

2026-05-02 21:24:58 UTC

Yes. I would try it if given the opportunity
#Runza
https://youtube.com/shorts/u_Ctw8OZKSE
@npub1kyd…jltj @npub1ej9…v76z

2026-05-02 01:34:28 UTC

Hey pocket friends, check this out!
It's by a friend and can help you if you're a home owner and want some better control on your sprinkler system
https://github.com/nebhead/irrigator
@npub1ucv…5a8g @npub1ksf…r6s6 @npub14u3…ud9v @npub1c3f…4pmx @npub1qz4…fz6y

2026-05-01 02:06:29 UTC

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https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/496/869/258/050/162/original/1bc3298d1d6adb8f.jpg

2026-05-01 01:33:03 UTC

High gas prices are why I like my urban assault electric assist vehicle
cc @npub1577…lz0g
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/496/737/413/484/929/original/b2c710a3b75aea44.jpg

2026-04-30 23:08:37 UTC

Related to my last toot, does anyone have a wood chipper that can handle a 6 inch /16 millimeter diameter log?
I'd like to borrow/rent for about a day

2026-04-29 02:20:41 UTC

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I'm not sure what this references, but I'm imagining the ending of Spartacus

2026-04-28 02:51:23 UTC

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oxidized animes and sulfur compounds are generally awful. As are high concentrations of short chain fatty acids.
And you'll pry goat cheese from my cold dead hands

2026-04-28 02:43:44 UTC

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pffff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylamine

2026-04-28 02:37:34 UTC

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you had me at potato acid
And why isn't lysergic acid on the list?

2026-04-28 02:28:53 UTC

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guess we need to go full phosphoric

2026-04-28 00:30:25 UTC

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I'm going to say, that name causes concern

2026-04-27 02:06:29 UTC

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I did the brine
The hiccups were gone before I finished posting, so, success?

2026-04-26 23:52:48 UTC

I have the hiccups and the only pickle brine I have is hot pepperoncini brine

2026-04-18 01:20:58 UTC

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will there be dancing?

2026-04-17 18:13:17 UTC

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last time I got stitches, I told the check in person at the emergency department I got in a sword fight with Inigo Montoya.
Earned me a few extra lookie-loos while I was getting patched up

2026-04-15 23:49:48 UTC

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lol, I just didn't want to implicate the usual scumbags
I think I spent $8 at Harbor Freight to get my current set

2026-04-15 23:40:25 UTC

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https://www.mcmaster.com/products/drill-brush-sets/

2026-04-15 23:35:57 UTC

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I try to do what Dr Das says
I often resort to a stainless brush in a cordless drill -- you'll need bare metal grill grates for this
Otherwise, oven cleaner is your friend

2026-04-06 23:13:44 UTC

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1.04x sped up will be the sweet spot for timing

2026-04-06 22:21:22 UTC

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the voice on that massage robot better have a Rutger Hauer option as well as a Sean Young option
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/360/090/627/936/580/original/c0341c949004da39.mp4

2026-04-05 22:50:12 UTC

I have been invited to Uruguay
Please, instruct me on what to check out there
Please boost
#TourismToUruguay

2026-04-03 22:23:17 UTC

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helical cheese!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/343/110/259/379/904/original/9a6a12ef8cb8d3ca.mp4
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/343/110/375/629/461/original/b237b732d8761cc8.mp4
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/343/110/548/533/735/original/849284e0c087bea1.mp4

2026-04-03 21:33:07 UTC

Ermagerd
In med school biochem I would call out every time someone broke 4 bonds to carbon, and I support refreshing basic organic chemistry in medical school
https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:anrpcemiqwbb3j4rh7pt5t2x/post/3mimnm4vq4226

2026-04-03 01:40:23 UTC

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agreed
We've been taken over by the worst of private equity and it's had the predictable results
The purpose of a system is what it does

2026-04-03 01:27:01 UTC

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whoa!

2026-04-03 01:24:22 UTC

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Spencer Ackerman asserted that Iran has already achieved the bulk of battlefield success in this illegal war
Do you think we'll learn to take the longer view in the US&A this time?

2026-04-01 00:19:30 UTC

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similar soursop

2026-04-01 00:17:25 UTC

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no kenèp? @npub1kyd…jltj

2026-03-27 14:10:14 UTC

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yeah I should have put in "melts in your mouth, not in your hand" to avoid that train wreck of American history

2026-03-27 02:04:24 UTC

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old candy tagline suggested but not uttered

2026-03-26 01:25:03 UTC

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i slum it with the tube anchovies
But, they get a lotta play in tomato dishes, salads, and bean dishes

2026-03-24 22:47:19 UTC

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I would love to see if you can to near IR qualitative and quantitative studies of meds transdermally

2026-03-24 22:45:32 UTC

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not sure which I like more, Near IR, or Raman

2026-03-24 21:45:29 UTC

Oh, this looks fun! @npub1kyd…jltj @npub14u3…ud9v
Multiparameter hops analysis by near-infrared spectroscopy (NIRS) | Metrohm
https://www.metrohm.com/en_us/applications/application-notes/nahinfrarotspektroskopieannir/an-nir-130.html

2026-03-19 01:06:09 UTC

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all of them translate "stand in the shower in your clothes and then let them drip dry on your treadmill"