Darth Osler

A doc. Don't trust my inflammatory and occasionally reasonable advice unless I'm your doc. No actual advice.

Interior decorated by Cthulhu and Nebraska Man.

Migration from:: Med-mastodon.com

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2026-04-18 01:20:58 UTC

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will there be dancing?

2026-04-17 18:13:17 UTC

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last time I got stitches, I told the check in person at the emergency department I got in a sword fight with Inigo Montoya.
Earned me a few extra lookie-loos while I was getting patched up

2026-04-15 23:49:48 UTC

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lol, I just didn't want to implicate the usual scumbags
I think I spent $8 at Harbor Freight to get my current set

2026-04-15 23:40:25 UTC

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https://www.mcmaster.com/products/drill-brush-sets/

2026-04-15 23:35:57 UTC

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I try to do what Dr Das says
I often resort to a stainless brush in a cordless drill -- you'll need bare metal grill grates for this
Otherwise, oven cleaner is your friend

2026-04-06 23:13:44 UTC

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1.04x sped up will be the sweet spot for timing

2026-04-06 22:21:22 UTC

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the voice on that massage robot better have a Rutger Hauer option as well as a Sean Young option
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/360/090/627/936/580/original/c0341c949004da39.mp4

2026-04-05 22:50:12 UTC

I have been invited to Uruguay
Please, instruct me on what to check out there
Please boost
#TourismToUruguay

2026-04-03 22:23:17 UTC

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helical cheese!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/343/110/259/379/904/original/9a6a12ef8cb8d3ca.mp4
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/343/110/375/629/461/original/b237b732d8761cc8.mp4
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/343/110/548/533/735/original/849284e0c087bea1.mp4

2026-04-03 21:33:07 UTC

Ermagerd
In med school biochem I would call out every time someone broke 4 bonds to carbon, and I support refreshing basic organic chemistry in medical school
https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:anrpcemiqwbb3j4rh7pt5t2x/post/3mimnm4vq4226

2026-04-03 01:40:23 UTC

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agreed
We've been taken over by the worst of private equity and it's had the predictable results
The purpose of a system is what it does

2026-04-03 01:27:01 UTC

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whoa!

2026-04-03 01:24:22 UTC

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Spencer Ackerman asserted that Iran has already achieved the bulk of battlefield success in this illegal war
Do you think we'll learn to take the longer view in the US&A this time?

2026-04-01 00:19:30 UTC

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similar soursop

2026-04-01 00:17:25 UTC

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no kenèp? @npub1kyd…jltj

2026-03-27 14:10:14 UTC

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yeah I should have put in "melts in your mouth, not in your hand" to avoid that train wreck of American history

2026-03-27 02:04:24 UTC

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old candy tagline suggested but not uttered

2026-03-26 01:25:03 UTC

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i slum it with the tube anchovies
But, they get a lotta play in tomato dishes, salads, and bean dishes

2026-03-24 22:47:19 UTC

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I would love to see if you can to near IR qualitative and quantitative studies of meds transdermally

2026-03-24 22:45:32 UTC

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not sure which I like more, Near IR, or Raman

2026-03-24 21:45:29 UTC

Oh, this looks fun! @npub1kyd…jltj @npub14u3…ud9v
Multiparameter hops analysis by near-infrared spectroscopy (NIRS) | Metrohm
https://www.metrohm.com/en_us/applications/application-notes/nahinfrarotspektroskopieannir/an-nir-130.html

2026-03-19 01:06:09 UTC

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all of them translate "stand in the shower in your clothes and then let them drip dry on your treadmill"