BORN TO CODE
RUNTIME IS A FUCK
源代码 Compile Em All 1989
I am garbage collector
410,757,864,530 MISPREDICTED BRANCHES
"If it ain't prod, it's only foreplay" - Christian Frichot
"[R]oyally pissed off and horny as hell" - U.S. Geological Survey
Blog:
https://www.mischivous.com/words/Code:
https://codeberg.org/mischifPublished at
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