thesatwhisperer
The Sat Whisperer

13% Bitcoin network security.

Public Key

npub14s0sy96lqn7vl0vdj59e2pjnnsgvlneds6ws6sjy89cwg8ck3zvqhm3x2d

NIP-05 Address

thesatwhisperer@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

violentspleen60@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs2c8czza0sflx0hkxe2zu4qefecyx0eukcd8gdgfzrju8yrutg3xqprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdqyd8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgunsd3jkyuewvdhk6unyzaz

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relay.noswhere.com

relay.nostrplebs.com

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub14s0sy96lqn7vl0vdj59e2pjnnsgvlneds6ws6sjy89cwg8ck3zvqhm3x2d

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Last Notes

2024-09-02 16:40:31

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THEN HE'S NOT A 10.

2024-09-02 16:38:48

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I FEEL SO SEEN

2024-09-02 16:32:07

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Food.

2024-09-02 16:31:53

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No, that's staring right back at you, fren.

2024-09-02 00:36:19

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Damn, 90 dicks sounds like a lot.

2024-09-01 14:39:06

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That's...not a missile

2024-09-01 13:34:54

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This is psychedelic river jazz, and I'm here for it.

2024-08-18 02:17:29

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Poor lil guy. He never had a chance.

2024-08-04 00:34:35

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I get, "isn't that supposed to say NOFX?" when I wear mine.

2024-08-03 02:25:52

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Some people don't like the unpalatable other side of free speech: people saying things you don't like.

2024-07-28 20:43:02

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Oh sweet, a frostbite machine.

2024-07-28 03:21:32

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We all know that guy says, "Bitcoins"...

2024-07-27 17:55:59

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BITCOIN IS A FORCE OF NATURE.
Simping, affinity scamming, shitcoining, none of it matters.
Tick tock.

2024-07-27 01:10:11

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#ANALEMMA

2024-07-25 12:44:02

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Where do see that this was a BitAxe?

2024-07-23 01:15:53

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Yes.

2024-07-22 02:21:32

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David Bailey owns Bitcoin Magazine.

2024-07-21 20:36:41

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Aaaaand it's gone.
Back up to a local top of $68k.

2024-07-15 13:10:48

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These pilots need to learn to do more than turn left. Always left turns.

2024-07-14 04:02:55

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Nice. Same here. Gaggia Classic Pro Evo.
Had a family party today, no one knew anything about the, "other news". It was great.

2024-07-07 02:10:22

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That's because the "ice cream" had no flavor... 😂

2024-07-06 00:24:03

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Boy I think you thinkin of that ROYAL JELLY

2024-06-20 01:20:36

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Nice. Watch out for the Gooseberry sawflies if you have them there. When they're bad they defoliate the plant and the berries all drop off before they can ripen. No fun.

2024-06-19 16:09:44

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But why do the owners have to stare like that? Are they looking at the judges? It is so odd. They don't do this shit in dog shows.

2024-06-16 01:49:20

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It's the venison of Australia

2024-06-15 00:48:00

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

2024-06-13 17:01:13

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CROC <--->ALLIGATOR

2024-06-13 17:00:21

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Yeah, unfortunately for animals, this is usually how it goes down. No need to go to the trouble of killing the prey if you can just start eating.

2024-06-12 12:14:18

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What did you do?

2024-06-11 12:46:49

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GM, YOU BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL

2024-06-08 14:34:35

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Did this. Planted 144 seeds, got 95%+ germination rate.

2024-06-06 02:30:29

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But, the government is just a group of people... 🤔

2024-06-04 23:49:08

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Where do I get this?

2024-06-03 12:38:09

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GM, beautiful

2024-05-25 21:57:55

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Be honest- were you even born yet, then?

2024-05-23 12:39:08

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Same

2024-05-20 01:37:18

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You think Russia is a Communist country today?

2024-05-17 19:09:14

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Pouty Roya is so back

2024-05-16 13:31:30

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It's this a piss post?

2024-05-11 21:32:20

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@npub19xg…cu58 you wanna chime in here?

2024-05-11 11:27:22

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Alien troll babies. Face to face.

2024-05-11 01:50:19

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Yeah - it was worth a lot more back then!

2024-05-09 11:36:43

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@npub19fy…d5hk

2024-05-08 16:27:30

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@npub1hte…sw3d

2024-05-06 11:30:09

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This is a giraffe skull.

2024-05-04 18:57:19

I miss this guy more every year.
#nevent1q…e3m3

2024-05-03 17:18:22

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Pansy

2024-04-29 14:11:28

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How many larvae you got in there?

2024-04-28 13:12:48

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Yeah, that's just a little bit like mushrooms...

2024-04-28 11:50:49

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Dental...yogi?

2024-04-25 02:34:30

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"You got somewhere else you wanna be, McShane?"

2024-04-25 01:28:00

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Alternately, I bet I would need less than a minute to beat the shit out of Khalifa.

2024-04-23 03:44:44

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Prolly a lot of worms coming up from the rain.

2024-04-23 03:25:23

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"Short bus" special, huh?
#SPECIEAL

2024-04-20 12:29:24

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@npub1ya2…x9ty

2024-04-16 03:17:31

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*titanium*

2024-04-14 20:02:18

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Thank you sir for the generational wealth.

2024-04-14 19:46:02

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SAME

2024-04-14 11:41:27

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Isn't their disincentive that they will be left out if MEV comes to Bitcoin for real?

2024-04-12 04:11:14

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Where were you when ONE of my S19s found 3 blocks last week??? 😂
Seriously though, excited to start running this on my ApolloBTC

2024-04-12 04:06:27

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Maybe it's just cuteness aggression?

2024-04-12 04:01:16

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https://image.nostr.build/8d0ce0f76aeee8cb97f60b79c0ba989f7341373df33198a2a1ad85f0243334de.gif

2024-04-11 23:18:07

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Apparently he pressured ark invest not to fund open source core devs. It remains to be seen whether this is true, but it wouldn't really be too surprising considering his position on ossification.

2024-04-10 12:33:55

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Bearcat head x-ray as a back tattoo, but inverted.

2024-04-07 11:00:46

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Psychedelic portrait of a Na'vi man from Pandora

2024-04-05 22:47:21

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I'm sure you could eat them, but they won't taste anything like chocolate. They just get the smell, and it is very accurate.

2024-04-05 11:49:12

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Oncidium 'Sharry Baby'
Smells like chocolate.
Not rare, nothing to do with the night.

2024-04-05 10:50:42

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*"You have enough Bitcoin"*

2024-04-05 01:39:39

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0.615 BTC for small-titty bitches and modest riches?

2024-04-05 01:26:24

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Soooo, like $2k? 😂
You're never gonna outrun those early buys.

2024-04-03 13:19:42

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Yeah, that's gonna be a lawsuit.

2024-04-03 10:40:07

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I still don't see how this stops them from just putting a camera on top of the pole. Maybe I don't understand UK law around this? Anyone have a link to something relevant?

2024-04-02 14:00:56

I'm reading this correctly, right? This is getting silly.
#plebchain
https://image.nostr.build/1c2aa9fdf6e20a1d68e7df9ab7b4893fc6a359745b4e2e2eab8035795f100364.jpg

2024-04-01 19:38:49

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Same.

2024-04-01 12:08:34

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This is cool and all, but that bat box is clearly not covering a camera.

2024-03-31 01:41:58

Proof of steak
Also, if you want an Otto Wilde or a Schwank infrared broiler, save yourself $1,000 (literally) and get one of these on Amazon. $169 and it works like a dream.
#plebchain
https://image.nostr.build/b6f2e3f9aebe156be05843544d81cb829a4b2232a86a6af6efa8141303a92a8c.jpg

2024-03-31 01:14:58

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Sorry, little buddy

2024-03-30 00:30:49

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Holy shit. This is the most fiat thing ever.
"The JPEG has to be signed by my Ledger"
"We wrote them a notarized letter with our demands"
Who ARE these idiots???

2024-03-26 01:59:50

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Did you Ask.GeneralMills.com ?

2024-03-24 01:59:08

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It's all pelvises and crabs, apparently @npub12rz…hrv9

2024-03-23 00:58:42

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I feel like Jimmy Fallon could do a really good impression of him.

2024-03-22 23:07:35

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Nope!

2024-03-21 22:22:51

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They used to be all crabs, now they're all pelvises. What's going on, @npub12rz…hrv9 ?

2024-03-21 02:07:25

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JFC, 3.5 hours...
I'm gonna have to find some time for this.

2024-03-20 02:29:41

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The Toxic Avenger radio. Lots of good French electronica.

2024-03-20 02:26:46

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WTF is an Ink Blo Tart?

2024-03-19 12:15:44

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Upside down fly skull. I know flies don't have skulls, but this is what one would look like.

2024-03-18 02:24:46

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*Narcissus

2024-03-17 16:31:55

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In my lane. Spindly.

2024-03-17 15:59:16

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Except in District 9

2024-03-15 17:00:35

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A dinosaur skull, except that if you turn it upside down it is an even scarier dinosaur skull.

2024-03-15 02:46:49

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Welcome to NOSTR, I love you.

2024-03-14 02:31:08

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Damn dawg, how tall are you?

2024-03-13 11:33:41

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Yubikey
Been using mine for years. Works perfectly.

2024-03-13 11:31:18

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Pinecil USB-C iron is the shit.

2024-03-13 11:30:14

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It was all crabs, now it's all birds...
Giant black raptor coming in for the kill.

2024-03-13 03:23:04

25 bar muscle ups today.
That's it. That's the note.

2024-03-13 03:21:43

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I have at least one piebald around here. Fun to see.

2024-03-13 02:41:12

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Albino, or leucistic?

2024-03-11 02:28:11

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My two best friends are like this. I've known them both from childhood, and they're both super-smart and should get #Bitcoin but they just don't want to hear about it.
So frustrating.