Matty-kun

Christ is King
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2026-04-05 20:07:00 UTC

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Lexi* but yes, poor Nigbot

2025-12-18 23:11:46 UTC

Nvidia is also cutting consumer GPU production next year, so if you're going to upgrade, just like with RAM, the best time to buy was yesterday. The consumer market is going to be absolutely fucking raped for the next decade because every greedy kike, jeet, and chink wants to corner as much of the AI market as possible.
https://overclock3d.net/news/gpu-displays/nvidia-plans-heavy-cuts-to-gpu-supply-in-early-2026/

2025-05-02 15:03:01 UTC

Shiloh Hendrix is the Dark Souls of Karmelo Anthony

2025-04-28 11:40:51 UTC

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2025-03-16 03:03:24 UTC

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2025-03-14 12:56:16 UTC

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Ytpipo ain't crescendo they stanzas

2025-03-13 12:59:10 UTC

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Dudes like a budget version of a dollar store influencer wtf is happening

2025-03-13 12:47:37 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/821bcb14209768514a7cc56f6d49a5c0656faee38d5bc8dd81c07907ed16e469.mp4

2025-03-12 18:22:40 UTC

My eye is twitching. Time to kill myself.

2025-03-11 22:18:37 UTC

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I've never had okra but it sounds gross so I don't want it. Brussel sprouts are also ass, don't know why people eat those.

2025-03-11 22:15:12 UTC

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I've never had good asparagus from any restaurant. I'm guessing it's because they have to make it quick so they just toss it in the microwave or something. It's almost always dogshit

2025-03-11 21:21:52 UTC

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Kiki left us for decayable? Figures :animu_sigh:

2025-03-08 02:25:39 UTC

DEMOCRAT NAZIS!

2025-03-07 20:09:03 UTC

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Sorry I was thirsty :(

2025-02-20 23:44:47 UTC

Can I please just have a tutorial without this faggot soyjak face shit like please can I just for the love of fuck have just one technology related video without some soybeard faggot or some soyjak twink doing this faggot ass open mouth LE EPIC WIN XDDD thumbnail shit I swear to God man when I am Fuhrer anyone who does this is going to the camps
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3ae747875f52210b3deeaa1bc2312a25cd9949e0414f5f61ca6f8484cf4b6800.png

2025-02-18 18:29:47 UTC

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Yeah it's called I've had enough of letting people walk all over me :smiley_bloodshot:

2025-02-18 18:21:21 UTC

>meeting comes to a close
>I tell everyone I'm going to go cry for a bit
>nervous laughter
Why do I fucking do this to myself

2025-02-18 00:49:09 UTC

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Listen I actually liked the first season of SAO

2025-02-18 00:47:47 UTC

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This is just like SAO

2025-02-14 23:57:00 UTC

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What should I caption this one? Should it be:
>POV: your name is unironically Peter and you have no problem claiming that nicecrew.digital endorses sex with children/hosts child pornography because you think your OPSEC is better than it actually is
OR
>POV: your name is unironically Peter and you see an unsucked dick
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9ff6d052b34941171a08e30b34c58c11a437008f4814401c41e4506b3013509e.png

2025-02-14 15:17:02 UTC

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It's not a federation issue. They're just completely defederated.

2025-02-08 03:05:28 UTC

Cumming blood

2025-01-20 23:28:53 UTC

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this is so bad lmao

2025-01-20 23:25:47 UTC

Who has the GIF of Elon doing the autismus maximus salute

2025-01-18 00:46:35 UTC

damn my nipples lookin hella sauced this evening

2024-11-28 00:14:04 UTC

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Love me some deviled eggs.

2024-11-20 21:26:01 UTC

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😏 I am very whimsical

2024-09-12 12:09:14 UTC

Good morning nall yiggas

2024-09-07 22:40:05 UTC

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Depends on the frog... and what kind of wings? I like wings.. maybe I'll get some tonight (not a suicide joke for once)

2024-09-07 22:35:10 UTC

What if Jonny was the jew all along

2024-09-05 12:05:59 UTC

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Bro you don't get it, my job in the movement is to castigate and shame everyone else into doing the things I would never have the balls to do

2024-09-03 17:54:07 UTC

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LLMs can be forked and used in any particular way. The AI isn't one big thing that everyone just uses, not in enterprise environments anyway. You cannot look at this through a lens of philosophy, but practicality in it's implementation. It's nice to tell ourselves everything will be okay but that's not always the case.

2024-09-03 17:49:32 UTC

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Nigga what? It's used everywhere.

2024-09-03 17:01:01 UTC

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I like AI and use it sometimes, but these people are going to make it the fulcrum of their entire operation, outsourcing development and decision making to a computer that may or may not spit out the right information. What if it doesn't? Who is going to be around for quality control? No one. It is a logistical and technical nightmare waiting to happen.

2024-09-03 16:51:43 UTC

So many advertisements for services that utilize artificial intelligence. If you think the competency crisis is bad now just wait ten more years nigga if we even get that far. All this talk about how the next GPT model is going to be a hundred times more intelligent than the last. Humanity's hubris knows no bounds.

2024-09-03 14:25:22 UTC

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Well it is a harem anime..

2024-09-03 14:11:46 UTC

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You're gonna watch Monster Musume?

2024-09-02 23:45:34 UTC

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OH YES MASSA I'S BE A GOOD NIGGA I PUT DAT IN FO YA RITE NOW MASSA SHOOOO NUFF :ppexplosiontime:

2024-09-01 22:41:41 UTC

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Is it rape if it's love?

2024-09-01 22:32:36 UTC

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I don't know what to do!

2024-09-01 22:18:22 UTC

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Oh please you niggas... :blobcatblush2:

2024-09-01 00:30:27 UTC

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2024-08-26 21:57:11 UTC

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Hey even if something does happen you'll be really excited for real. Keep your expectations so low even you can't be disappointed so when something cool does happen you'll be like "whoaaaaaa dude something cool finally happened now there's fire raining from the sky dooood"

2024-08-26 21:51:10 UTC

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I have the same problem. You just have to remind yourself constantly that indeed, nothing ever happens.

2024-08-26 21:46:59 UTC

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Come on, you know better :smug:

2024-08-24 15:19:08 UTC

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Nope each officer shared his gun with at least one other officer. They pulled the trigger together like a team building exercise.

2024-08-24 15:10:59 UTC

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2024-08-24 12:38:08 UTC

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2024-08-23 16:34:29 UTC

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Wew lad

2024-08-23 02:43:45 UTC

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Do not be mean to the sheep :cry_hq:

2024-08-23 02:39:48 UTC

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That's my man

2024-08-19 16:33:07 UTC

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But you're water marking memes that you're using in specific conversations. Without context, they don't make any sense. Maybe in your niche part of a community someone might find them funny but the problem is you're trying to build a rapport by force with people who do not particularly enjoy or appreciate people who do exactly that. Instead of people saying "wow that's a funny meme page" they're going to say "wow that dude is a clout chasing faggot I'm gonna go call him a nigger".
Reading the room applies to you as well my friend

2024-08-19 16:23:06 UTC

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Why are you water marking these memes though

2024-08-13 02:44:30 UTC

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No, I prefer medium rare.

2024-08-13 02:21:36 UTC

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Nope, I haven't been in a hospital in at least two years, nor have I been admitted to one in the last ten or so. No nosocomial infections here.

2024-08-13 02:17:08 UTC

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Did he reply to this with, "no, suck my dick"?

2024-08-13 02:08:58 UTC

Tested positive for C. Diff toxin so basically I have butt AIDS and now I'm gonna die gg no re

2024-08-05 22:01:13 UTC

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:daedchiggun:

2024-08-05 21:48:06 UTC

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Yeah if you provide a shortcode

2024-08-05 16:23:35 UTC

Market is climbing back up but don't worry it's about to drop to levels never before seen

2024-08-05 13:27:31 UTC

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More blustering. Nothing ever happens.

2024-07-28 20:51:24 UTC

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Defrosting a ribeye so I can fuck it with my penis. Might have another couple drinks and drive myself to the home improvement store to spend too much money on something I will use once or twice per year .

2024-07-27 23:50:03 UTC

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I don't know I was trying to deflect so I didn't have to take a picture of my nuts :animu_sigh:

2024-07-27 23:47:43 UTC

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Didn't you guys already have a nutposter :senko_expectant:

2024-07-27 23:46:40 UTC

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Be careful what you wish for nigga I WILL post my nuts on my own website

2024-07-27 23:44:46 UTC

About to caramelize my nuts

2024-07-27 12:48:38 UTC

Good morning nall yiggas

2024-07-26 21:08:44 UTC

Time to blast my goobis clean off

2024-07-26 13:40:04 UTC

Powerful
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2024-07-26 12:54:23 UTC

I wonder if they're gonna "steal" it for Trump this time. No one actually believes that Kamala is polling that much further ahead of Trump, considering no one has so much as heard her speak within the last four years.
With tensions as high as they are, the commie shit libs would lose their minds and as you know the FBI and other alphabet agencies would be happy to provide them the resources they need to "save democracy" or whatever. I am just trying to figure out the angle. It should be interesting, no matter which way it goes.

2024-07-26 02:45:50 UTC

My pussy be mad grotesque

2024-07-25 15:44:28 UTC

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I want you to know that you are the most insufferable freak I have ever had the displeasure of talking to and if I ever get arrested for saying something to someone on the internet, it would be because I saw your dumb ass in the feed on a bad day.

2024-07-25 15:26:07 UTC

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>I am a pedophile just like leftists
That is not the own you think it is

2024-07-25 15:17:27 UTC

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Glad to see Senator Armstrong is back with another sock account. One of these days this nigger is going to realize his propensity to expose how much he wants to fuck kids at the drop of a hat will out him every time.

2024-07-24 01:20:27 UTC

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You haven't?
https://nicecrew.digital/@matty/posts/AfQQrLsgo9rxL9Xl4a

2024-07-24 01:13:47 UTC

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You've already seen my tits :animu_sigh:

2024-07-24 01:11:55 UTC

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I have real D cups

2024-07-24 01:08:39 UTC

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My wife measured me and my bust is 43 inches but my boobs are 42 inches i have no idea wtf it means but I have like negative A cups

2024-07-24 01:05:46 UTC

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I am a simple man

2024-07-24 01:03:42 UTC

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let me get in on this

2024-07-22 21:34:29 UTC

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Sent via my Tapatalk

2024-07-22 20:57:50 UTC

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No no. ALWAYS keep "one in the chamber". If you don't you're basically gay and black. Don't understand why people don't other than performative gun safety that will get them killed

2024-07-22 20:44:05 UTC

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You better keep that weapon in battery all the time nigga

2024-07-22 20:35:45 UTC

Goobis crew

2024-07-21 21:18:13 UTC

Some of the boomer memes can be pretty charming
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c091f677e685478f4382cf19a7446f4009d329d60143380aaa8306ab060955c0.png

2024-07-21 03:30:48 UTC

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What

2024-07-21 03:29:07 UTC

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Handles that are public keys. I dunno it's all cattywompus

2024-07-21 02:04:38 UTC

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shut up nigger

2024-07-20 21:51:23 UTC

Peach White Claw tastes like straight up musky camel taint

2024-07-19 15:55:11 UTC

Slappin my blicky with the sticky

2024-07-18 19:50:57 UTC

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Beef hot dog?

2024-07-18 19:50:07 UTC

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Like in general?

2024-07-18 12:28:28 UTC

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Try that in a small town brother we have guns and won't do shit with them

2024-07-15 21:55:28 UTC

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Maybe he was being ironic :kek_eyeroll:

2024-07-12 12:47:26 UTC

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Haha okay good because its not like I'd ever wear those haha :pepe_nervous:

2024-07-12 12:43:15 UTC

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Hold up are you saying the slip on sketchers are boomer shoes?
:animu_scared:

2024-07-12 12:38:23 UTC

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Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son

2024-07-12 02:07:19 UTC

GoonTown Online

2024-07-11 20:09:44 UTC

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Nigga he has been a Linux sysadmin for years. Didnt you recently start learning more like... Last year? NVME absolutely provided a considerable increase in speeds over SATA SSDs.

2024-07-10 22:47:55 UTC

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What the fuck am I reading