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the world will eventually move to unikernels running on microvms on swarms of machines where the vms can blip between machines and suspend and spin up basically instantly but until that happens then the BEAM VM is the best abstraction for basically that and that's why basically everything I do that isn't like a game or something is elixir

2026-08-26 17:38:28 UTC

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i have never written a dapp and barely know how ethereum differs from bitcoin except didn't they move off of proof of work or something so yeah i barely know anything about web3, i hate having to do taxes

2026-08-26 17:35:49 UTC

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I don't think it's intentional, he just has an asian wife if ya know what i mean :^) THE OL BALL AND CHAIN *boomer posts*

2026-08-26 17:34:06 UTC

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I do not, sorry. Maybe @sun but he is busy lately

2026-08-26 16:10:15 UTC

at least today's github outage corresponds right when i hit my 100% token usage for work's anthropic plan. at least openfarmgame never goes down <3

2026-05-05 15:55:54 UTC

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they're just doing the same thing that happened to linear. it's probably the future for ~~better~~ worse or worse.

2026-05-04 21:37:16 UTC

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don't northerners have cream of wheat or something. that shit's disgusting though

2026-04-30 12:11:34 UTC

"would you love me if i was a worm"
nah. if i was chinese would you want to get chinese food with me later?

2026-04-29 12:23:39 UTC

cute comic https://www.setzcomics.com/lotta

2026-04-14 13:25:40 UTC

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the girlcrop this girlseason is looking good for the girlharvest. i thought you worked on your own girlfarm, how have the girls been looking with that new girlfertilizer?

2026-04-13 13:16:01 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a4/b5/4d/a4b54d4aa553efcf61a87583e1be4524faef3505088d88c4607ed0f8a1b10454.webp?name=K8SUH4ven1th1Q.webp

2026-04-10 10:25:11 UTC

wow shes literally meeeee
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/67/c9/98/67c99800dd0b942cc9a006deee2d0824a3592f7fd07eae4297be7867a376777d.png?name=bP3W-EfC7jUsMw.png

2026-04-04 01:47:26 UTC

i'm tired. i'm gonna take a nap for a while

2026-04-02 00:10:12 UTC

what is with normies who like peeps and eat them in the most psychotic ways
insanity

2026-04-01 13:34:35 UTC

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hahaha about that
its so over

2026-04-01 05:37:08 UTC

so apparently the best way for me to get a girlfriend is for me to join the correctional officers

2026-04-01 01:40:17 UTC

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I NEED THIS SONG

2026-04-01 01:32:31 UTC

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like all i want is a link to the whole source to this, whatever it is

2026-04-01 01:30:06 UTC

if someone can find the track for this video i'll suck your dick
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/9f/92/6e/9f926eb5967e1adc8c328dac09ed19faf3b132eae31d515e7b29da1ed2c706fd.mp4?name=V_JHOKziRsxljA.mp4

2026-03-30 01:03:02 UTC

wtf my dad is telling me about how my (woman) first cousin second removed was like 70 and deer hunting in a tree stand and had a stroke and had to be got down and rehabilitated for a long time
maybe i should send a message to her lol

2026-03-27 23:01:46 UTC

yooo did yall see that they raised the maximum age to go super saiyan to 42?!!?!

2026-03-27 21:59:24 UTC

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you like retro stuff right?

2026-03-26 18:18:07 UTC

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that motorcycle pic was not that long ago!!!! i just don't have huge ass muscles from back when i was working out

2026-03-26 16:58:10 UTC

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this is all i can think about for some reason
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a1/c8/59/a1c85925a12709c46487fe3bd2cf53582ae22312f1c77df2c1df2fac058a0aa1.mp3?name=asvRL2fmOXDFeQ.mp3

2026-03-26 16:50:37 UTC

me in an alternate timeline
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/01/aa/ce/01aace88ca95d791a3ec8a04f3e74de11945c02b937d14fa403c31030999a0e0.webp?name=IvSf4LcdVWFYdQ.webp

2026-03-26 14:10:58 UTC

old pics :3
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c7/b9/80/c7b9806f25ff00994a6648b28cba7b2778dd86aadc5103bde5ac6e2d5b77d4b1.webp?name=MXQBeNcSJtp56A.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d3/ce/f5/d3cef518ae957b9d922673972aa95a33679e821a29ad2d951ff188a2bbddd00b.webp?name=7YSKWQe4sMqu0A.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/08/f8/ce/08f8cead8275b26823fc8136d1efda6afbfce7306eb4fe4e3f1dd83751155164.webp?name=NiSoXupnBWdOLQ.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/6f/92/eb/6f92ebbd961f73d82684f2a1e5640b20b7c6849b9f804da29072f9fca047c355.webp?name=20mNSU43_22GiQ.webp

2026-03-26 13:21:52 UTC

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it wasnt a date though

2026-03-26 13:18:55 UTC

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i pointed a gun directly at him (it was airsoft)

2026-03-26 04:49:37 UTC

i think i scared this guy by showing him all my guns and plate carrier and stuff lmao

2026-03-25 05:11:55 UTC

*at a strip club* hey girl, so how much u want for putting your clothes back on

2026-03-25 03:22:07 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/42/86/45/428645089cd6f9ae83d3694f06d7b38b2992964c9f1d862c2a5cf1d361da5b50.webp?name=-JGOdxA3Nk2p8g.webp

2026-03-23 06:21:31 UTC

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both are pretty bad. but at least i'm functional, i have enough systems that i can externalize things better than I think i could've with an average memory. do you have something that you're wanting, like techniques to try?

2026-03-23 03:28:03 UTC

my memory is literally so bad i should just go full memento at this point

2026-03-21 14:13:40 UTC

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r u aware of buccee's
idk if its just a southern us thing or not

2026-03-20 19:34:02 UTC

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i am still stuck in my apartment and will be for a long time. i just gotta make sure i'm prepared in general i guess

2026-03-20 19:23:03 UTC

speaking of video doorbells: https://deflock.org/
(and if you live in sc specifically, https://deflocksc.com/)

2026-03-20 03:00:22 UTC

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the piano was kinda okay but it was giving me flashbacks to me spending endless hours practicing piano as mandated by tiger mom

2026-03-20 02:59:23 UTC

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i played drums and piano in the scrumble and now my back is tired

2026-03-20 02:13:02 UTC

ALL BASSISTS OR GUITARISTS CONNECT TO LAIN.LA ON MUMBLE RIGHT NEOW

2026-03-19 18:27:59 UTC

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2034662037968621884
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/39/20/7c/39207c0c4282254e012686057d3ed4ccc40b61ab48d07518e7d1974a2101f4da.webp?name=8Ay8nwJOk347_w.webp

2026-03-19 17:50:14 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/64/b5/8f/64b58f155c3a7532c5036e7f6947f501eb4ba79ba600c91b705517f84809b7fb.webp?name=QvG-iQq-lfTWRA.webp

2026-03-17 22:46:52 UTC

I LOVE CORRUPTING PRODUCTION DATA!!!

2026-03-16 21:37:47 UTC

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i don't want to move to the northeast it seems stinky, the south and lots of nice things like bbq and gun people

2026-03-16 19:42:37 UTC

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i'm the stick of butter in neru's hands (it's a stick of butter because i'm saying so)

2026-03-16 18:46:12 UTC

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i have no idea what this means btw
or most of your posts honestly

2026-03-16 18:32:18 UTC

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bubbletea.dev had a boating accident

2026-03-16 18:26:45 UTC

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easy febreezy beautiful cover girl

2026-03-14 02:29:58 UTC

I JSUT WANNA PLAY IN A BAND BUT I HAVE NO FRIENDSSSSS

2026-03-12 03:10:32 UTC

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could also be pleroma issues, she couldn't follow shitposter.world people or something

2026-03-08 23:52:13 UTC

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if ur printer is a crap ender 3 then it's another story but for the most part it's just knowing a couple basic design/printing principles like not printing things that are impossible to print like giant overhangs with no support or not having enough bed adhesion and how the strength from layer lines will affect the final part but it's pretty easy compared to most mechanical engineering/makering stuff

2026-03-08 23:50:21 UTC

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my 3d printer just werks for the most part tbh

2026-03-08 21:21:44 UTC

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anyways all i'm saying is that this is very far from where the ufo people say antigravity research was even in like the 50s and shit and that's the kind of thing i would be interested in more than tiny paperclip effects that need entire research papers to just separate them from measurement errors lol

2026-03-08 21:18:42 UTC

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i mean they kinda ended up proving that all the em drive results were due to errors in 2021 soooo

2026-03-08 21:14:35 UTC

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doesn't really matter if it's not like an edge or a thin wire* when you're talking about such small acceleration in an ion rich environment (nearish vacuum gas atmosphere)

2026-03-08 21:13:22 UTC

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the space ones usually use electrostatic fields. but if you have a charged plate it doesn't really matter, unless it's a totally independent plate floating along in space, it will have electrostatic forces in some directors more than others, which if all the shit is on the front, then any stray ions will get pushed out the other way

2026-03-08 21:08:41 UTC

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i mean if you're going to need to keep a plate charged to 30k volts for hours that will also use a lot of energy depending on the parasitic losses, but if you're not scooping a lot of ions then you won't use lose any charge for the thrust anyways.
there might not be a lot of particles outside of low earth orbit but there's definitely still a lot (relatively to none) of particles, the only reason we can see a lot of nebulas is because there's random hydrogen and sometimes helium ions in the middle of empty space
but it should be really easy to tell how much of their thrust corresponds to the particle density of the atmosphere they're testing in, this really should be easy to tell without needing to send something to space

2026-03-08 20:54:32 UTC

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i mean true but also throw another one up that uses some scoops to scoop up very low density gas particles and funnel it into an ion generator and see if that does any better or worse

2026-03-08 20:46:27 UTC

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well now i'm seeing that he's claiming that it goes in the opposite direction of ion wind so something fucky is maybe happening but i wouldn't put it past their weird test setup, maybe they really just need to shoot this thing out into space pretty far

2026-03-08 20:35:47 UTC

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you can't shield it to exclude ions when you create ions by ionizing stray particles that are still floating around in the near vacuum, except there's really not that many stray particles so you only see extremely weak effects from it, but you're right, i feel like nasa electrostatic guy would know better than me idk. idk how you can totally remove ions when you still have gas particles floating next to 30k volts

2026-03-08 20:30:30 UTC

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i meant to respond to this post but i responded to the wrong post, but this is what i said originally
> actually ignore me, he's saying the charge is just sitting there on the plates, that's crazy
buuuuuuuut it still feels like ionic thrust to me tbhe i wrote that other very long comment bout it

2026-03-08 17:33:50 UTC

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i finally watched the pic related video and the effect seems really small and tbh to me congruent to ion propulsion and would need orders of magnitude in order to even come close to what "they" supposedly have. he isn't pulling a super dooper vacuum, so i wonder if he's done different tests at different levels of vacuums to chart and see if the thrust changes

2026-03-08 03:25:37 UTC

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let me look at the app then, the router must be fucking up

2026-03-08 00:46:03 UTC

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i think part of the reason that trying `curl -H "Content-Type: application/json" https://shitposter.world/static/stickers.json` causes it to return a full html page which doesn't get parsed correctly, this is probably the same reason why `“https://shitposter.world/static/empty.css” was blocked due to MIME type (“text/html”)` happens as well, it's all getting redirected

2026-03-08 00:28:49 UTC

@sun I seem to be getting `installHook.js:1 TypeError: this.$store.getters.standardEmojiList is not iterable
at Proxy.emojiSuggestor (user_card.js:392:34)
at user_card.vue:447:25
at Proxy.kbe (user_card.vue:487:14)` when I try to modify my profile, hmm

2026-03-07 20:38:20 UTC

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i wish i could find more details but everything seems incredibly uncredible. if they'd publish a video of it producing "thrust" then i'd pay more attention

2026-03-07 20:06:55 UTC

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well this is only ultrasonic not radio idk if it's the right patent

2026-03-07 20:03:23 UTC

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they just straight up released this shit lol https://patents.google.com/patent/US5889870A/en

2026-03-07 19:03:13 UTC

the us navy has had the technology to play music in people's heads this entire time???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W8AUH28lYk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_auditory_effect

2026-03-07 05:09:42 UTC

oh FINALLY. they finally decided to play their hand. https://theintercept.com/2026/03/05/kosa-online-age-verification-free-speech-privacy/

2026-03-07 03:42:27 UTC

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the "republican" justices that trump put in office sounded incredibly unconvinced by the prosecuting attorney's argument aka they didn't agree with it and were basically poking massive holes the entire time and asking how she could possibly justify the edge cases
the unfortunate thing is that only important stuff like this gets thoroughly analyzed by the courts, lower level state petty laws basically get nothing until it actually happens lol

2026-03-07 00:40:06 UTC

i love how much the supreme court justices are laying into the insane prosecuting attorney for saying that someone who takes a gummy bear once every other night to go to sleep "absolutely" makes them a habitual user that should have their guns taken away lmfao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-K0CwoyGI fun

2026-03-06 17:25:21 UTC

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yes it is fixed now, thank you!

2026-03-06 03:55:36 UTC

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this was my bio that was crashing it if that doesn't work:
```
workaholic replikant executing its function // walking in the woods // silicon // pewpews // 摩托車 // muscles // 差不多 // <18 dni
consider everything i post cw'd for blood, guns, cigs, explosives, tactical equipment and airplanes
```

2026-03-06 03:39:35 UTC

i finally got it to migrate lmao

2026-03-06 03:11:41 UTC

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south carolina laws happened to bubbletea

2026-03-06 02:45:28 UTC

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I keep getting DOMException: String contains an invalid character so maybe it's something else in my settings, idk if the database has anything weird in it

2026-03-06 02:42:13 UTC

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actually can you just send me ur json settings? that probably would fix it I think

2026-03-06 02:30:12 UTC

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sorry i really didn't see this qqqq_qqqq i just refreshed, I'll spam it

2026-03-06 01:49:54 UTC

this is the script I'm using to export from misskey, it's not that interesting, it's just rest api fetching https://gitea.bubbletea.dev/shibao/misskey-export

2026-03-06 01:43:29 UTC

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thank you q_q

2026-03-06 01:42:17 UTC

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same thing in firefox and chrome, it just does the shrug emoji. I think you might need to reset my settings or smth lol

2026-03-06 01:28:56 UTC

Hey @sun is there a reason why i can't edit any of my profile settings and stuff?

2026-03-05 21:28:25 UTC

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if you would like to get a backup of your data, then please message me in the next month, otherwise I will be deleting the database and all backups

2026-03-05 21:27:44 UTC

if you are seeing this and used to be on bubbletea.dev then please message me for the lifeboat