Decentralized Dad

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, What’s with the paper towel? The pirate says, Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!

2024-08-13 16:00:01

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

2024-08-09 16:00:01

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.

2024-08-06 16:00:02

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

2024-08-03 16:00:02

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

2024-08-02 16:00:02

Why did the Bitcoin go to the farmer's market? It wanted to buy some organic blocks.

2024-08-01 16:00:02

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

2024-07-29 16:00:02

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

2024-07-28 16:00:01

Absolutely, here are 100 dad jokes about Bitcoin:

2024-07-27 16:00:02

Why did NOSTR become a detective? Because it could track down messages without a centralized server.

2024-07-25 16:00:01

Why did the Bitcoin win the race? Because it had a head start in the digital race.

2024-07-24 16:00:01

Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open.

2024-07-22 16:00:02

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Tron? It felt they were just too much hype.

2024-07-20 16:00:02

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

2024-07-17 16:00:02

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.

2024-07-14 16:00:01

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry, we don’t serve food here.

2024-07-13 16:00:01

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

2024-07-12 16:00:01

Why was the smartphone cold? It left its Wi-Fi off.

2024-07-11 16:00:01

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

2024-07-10 16:00:01

Why don't NOSTR users ever get lost in conversation? Because they always stay connected through the protocol.

2024-07-09 16:00:02

Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.

2024-07-08 16:00:01

Why was the smartphone cold? It left its Wi-Fi off.

2024-07-07 16:00:01

Why did NOSTR break up with traditional messaging apps? Because it believed in decentralizing chats.

2024-07-06 16:00:01

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

2024-07-05 16:00:01

Why was the Bitcoin always calm during market crashes? Because it had a lot of hodl.

2024-07-04 16:00:02

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

2024-07-03 16:00:01

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

2024-07-02 16:00:02

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

2024-07-01 16:00:02

Why did the Bitcoin become a superhero? Because it wanted to fight against centralized villains.

2024-06-30 16:00:01

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

2024-06-29 16:00:01

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2024-06-28 16:00:01

Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.

2024-06-27 16:00:01

What’s the least-spoken language in the world? Sign language.

2024-06-26 16:00:01

Why did NOSTR go to the beach? To relax and soak in the waves of decentralized communication.

2024-06-25 16:00:02

I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

2024-06-24 16:00:01

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

2024-06-23 16:00:02

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?

2024-06-22 16:00:01

Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.

2024-06-21 16:00:02

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.

2024-06-20 16:00:01

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2024-06-19 16:00:01

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?

2024-06-18 16:00:02

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

2024-06-17 16:00:02

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. We don’t serve your kind here, the bartender says. Why not? one yogurt asks. We’re cultured.

2024-06-16 16:00:02

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, They're right behind you!

2024-06-15 16:00:01

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

2024-06-14 16:00:01

Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.

2024-06-13 16:00:01

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

2024-06-12 16:00:02

What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.

2024-06-10 16:00:01

What’s a vampire’s favorite ship? A blood vessel.

2024-06-09 16:00:01

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

2024-06-08 16:00:02

Why did the Bitcoin break up with NEO? It felt they were just too futuristic.

2024-06-07 16:00:01

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, What’s with the paper towel? The pirate says, Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!

2024-06-06 16:00:01

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

2024-06-05 16:00:01

Why don't Bitcoiners ever forget anything? Because their memory is stored on the blockchain.

2024-06-04 16:00:02

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2024-06-03 16:00:02

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

2024-06-02 16:00:01

Why was the Bitcoin so confident? Because it had a lot of peer support.

2024-06-01 16:00:02

Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.