Doc Scranton

He's got a prolapsed asshole and when he wants to get screwed he'll pass you his ass on three feet of in-tes-tine.

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2024-04-07 14:17:52 UTC

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@npub1j4p…z0qp yeh everything i've seen about VRC suggests that blundering onto there would be a situation of "omg you're so cute come hang out with my friends and be yourself by the way they're all sex-addicted freaks and if you show any signs of discomfort we'll ostracize and smear you"

2024-03-19 22:44:57 UTC

AI has found yet another practical use, this time in the creation of unintended expectation/reality memes
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2024-03-14 16:47:06 UTC

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@npub18d6…37vn @npub1ljj…a2w6 they tried to make a film adaptation with giger in the 70s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodorowsky%27s_Dune

2024-03-12 15:58:21 UTC

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@npub1jm4…83x3 at least he dumps her at the end

2024-03-03 14:17:43 UTC

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@npub1euq…wt20 @npub19ry…6d32 does it satisfy your frustrations to post "yes, our country is filling up with crazed rapists and there's nothing we can do about it except complain about the crazed rapists"

2024-03-03 14:11:57 UTC

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@npub1l6s…j5rc lol @ "it's okay that they're killing children because the children deserve it somehow"

2024-02-07 18:49:17 UTC

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@npub1f8l…7frq @npub1v33…k63d it's great when someone sneaks something into the banner ad rotation over there
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2024-01-14 22:51:28 UTC

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@npub100z…w3l7 @npub108p…yev6 @npub16jd…33sv @npub1784…cs92 jokes on you, he was only pretending to be retarded
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2024-01-14 22:44:28 UTC

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@npub108p…yev6 @npub16jd…33sv @npub1784…cs92 hey now, he's quite the formidable opponent in internet discourse
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2024-01-14 22:36:46 UTC

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@npub108p…yev6 @npub16jd…33sv @npub1784…cs92 I'm going to shit on the pavement to prove that public spaces don't work

2023-11-07 16:19:32 UTC

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approx. 15% of total body weight based on a search

2023-11-02 11:44:06 UTC

gm frens don't get the flu it sucks

2023-10-31 15:30:56 UTC

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2023-10-31 15:08:56 UTC

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side effects of DHEA may include

2023-10-31 14:55:46 UTC

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that's really harrowing, like a legit no motive schizo who got targeted by glowies, mindfucked and equipped for the op, but snapped out of it at the last moment

2023-10-31 14:46:06 UTC

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real fedi users still keep the "bot was right" jar at hand, feeding it more coins each day

2023-10-31 14:27:02 UTC

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i love seeing this manipulative shit in the wild
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2023-10-31 14:17:37 UTC

he posted a video which makes me sad because the mice have been blasted with spraypaint but otherwise there's something very unintentionally symbolic about a man deciding to do this shit in the first place
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2023-10-31 14:03:47 UTC

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wow this guy's a total retard
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2023-10-31 02:39:19 UTC

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she looks like she spends a lot of time stealing farmer maggot's vegetables

2023-10-29 23:07:55 UTC

dear journal today i opened a fediverse thread and it was a hellthread of "You're psyopped" "No YOU'RE psyopped" and it made me sad

2023-10-25 14:09:24 UTC

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he looks like he has a whole basement full of congressional staffers' missing children and sucks out a different one's spinal fluid each sunday evening to maintain his youthful appearance

2023-10-24 22:51:25 UTC

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anglicans being pants-on-head retards is pretty much the opposite of a new phenomenon, it’s why the pilgrims got on their ships in the first place
mark twain’s Letters from Hawaii had a very interesting aside as well, about how the american missionaries to hawaii did extremely much-needed work in dealing with the traditional horrifying savagery only for the church of england to come in and bring it all back

2023-10-16 02:37:52 UTC

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how's the nft market doing lately

2023-10-12 18:08:19 UTC

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deprogramming usually consists of putting them all in a camp and then genocide after deprogramming turned out to be too difficult

2023-10-09 16:49:03 UTC

as a worshipper of khorne i am pro-bloodshed in this conflict

2023-10-08 15:17:36 UTC

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studies show that killing every bird in the region increases crop yields, trust the science and join the great sparrow campaign today

2023-10-06 03:54:25 UTC

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killing the haitians is objectively morally correct, they are making pacts with actual demons to the detriment of the entire fucking world

2023-10-06 03:46:55 UTC

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brendan was a fren, in fact the best fren
i like takemura too though he's just heartbreaking for different reasons

2023-10-04 02:51:08 UTC

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i wish that was real lol

2023-10-02 16:18:00 UTC

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it's a language learning app

2023-10-02 16:12:05 UTC

why does duolingo have a butt
why does it have a butt now
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2023-10-02 05:14:52 UTC

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then it's up to you to lead civilization out of the darkness

2023-10-02 04:40:28 UTC

exponential technological progress necessarily implies exponential growth of our potential for harming each other and ourselves
knowing right from wrong becomes more important the more advanced we become

2023-10-02 01:46:27 UTC

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balls
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2023-10-01 16:39:43 UTC

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human weakness is a great theme to build a story around, though the spiderverse "spooderman but he has anxiety" thing sounds superlatively gay

2023-10-01 16:18:57 UTC

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lol
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2023-10-01 15:59:01 UTC

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that game's more about why you should never give someone a violin for christmas

2023-09-30 15:40:11 UTC

the next few days might be the very last warm days of the whole year

2023-09-30 03:02:34 UTC

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they're great for the body, mind, and soul
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2023-09-28 21:07:39 UTC

steam forum threads are still good sometimes
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2023-09-28 19:47:08 UTC

literally 15 years ago, some stupid video on youtube called "Idiots of Garry's Mod" contained the precursor to skibidi toilet
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2023-09-25 19:56:19 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMonlRsJ5hY typical shitcoin experience

2023-09-25 15:30:30 UTC

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he's not yet got his style refined
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2023-09-23 19:30:37 UTC

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fml why it do dat https://files.catbox.moe/9yj21y.png

2023-09-22 15:49:51 UTC

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the monkey paw curleth a finger

2023-09-21 15:25:04 UTC

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the book Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh had a sequence where some asshole plinks some guy’s “shitbull” with a BB gun so it’ll go berserk and attack its owner, and from what i can tell the sequence was there because the author is a fucking bleeding heart faggot with no awareness of what he was actually implying about shitbulls

2023-09-19 21:26:44 UTC

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2023-09-18 19:19:21 UTC

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i'm still of the suspicion that it got hacked

2023-09-18 15:32:53 UTC

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some places do absolutely freaky shit over childbirth
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2023-09-16 21:54:51 UTC

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i too have been known to occasionally make things
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2023-09-16 21:52:47 UTC

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oatmeal is great at triggering people too
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2023-09-16 18:14:58 UTC

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slam dunk a webp into a trash can

2023-09-16 18:06:59 UTC

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i mean as block reasons go this is awesome
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2023-09-16 05:17:37 UTC

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haven't you heard, the entire internet will collapse like a megaman boss castle once the word "tranny" is uttered one too many times

2023-09-15 14:26:25 UTC

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NPC hears word, NPC outputs response

2023-09-15 14:07:07 UTC

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they seem fun
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2023-09-15 14:04:03 UTC

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variable billing with zero transparency as to how the bill is actually calculated is just an apocalyptic lawsuit waiting to happen
like, nobody who gets billed will know if the bill was actually calculated via a secret proprietary tracking tech or just calculated based on how deep Unity thinks your pockets are

2023-09-15 03:32:05 UTC

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yesterday that instance’s admin called someone a * (like called the person an asshole then edited it to a string of asterisks) and mastodon.art was literally like “ASTERISKS?! THAT COULD BE A SLUR“ and defederated them, then a bunch of other places defederated them too, so tau-ceti.space is just furious

2023-09-14 21:20:39 UTC

when you get defederated for saying *******
#note18ft…5wt8

2023-09-14 15:58:11 UTC

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Mortal Kombat seems like a bad place for that sort of thing though since the X-ray attacks reveal the male bone structure

2023-09-14 14:22:54 UTC

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what the fuck

2023-09-12 23:41:53 UTC

does threads still exist

2023-09-12 21:36:14 UTC

yo @npub108z…dkr5 is your site ok
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2023-09-09 16:44:14 UTC

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that's 25 minutes of videos and each time i skip forward the kid's just arguing and demanding to be taken to taco bell

2023-09-09 16:36:02 UTC

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2023-09-07 01:00:01 UTC

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cool, i didn't know you were a vtuber
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2023-09-04 21:55:29 UTC

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i feel a bit bad about dragging it into the open but i usually assume good faith from people who share embarrassing personal shit on their TL, when they're telling me i need to figure out how to install and maintain a different instance software if i don't want my instance to be fucked with i get thrown for a loop

2023-09-04 17:17:48 UTC

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suit yourself, i learned gastronomy from an expert
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2023-09-04 14:00:30 UTC

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:( idk how to even get pleroma FE working on mine

2023-09-01 05:07:22 UTC

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um excuse me they're making an omelet a few eggs (read: small children) are going to be broken can't you understand that?????

2023-09-01 05:05:59 UTC

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careful, if you piss him off further he might add a second exclamation point or even a third

2023-09-01 04:48:12 UTC

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goddamn that segment was good
TRS: Josh has no solidarity with anyone politically!
Josh: True. I think that you’re all stupid faggots. I think that you’re all stupid faggots, and the fact that you’re stupid faggots is why you have not accomplished anything. It’s why, despite how terrible things are and the obvious lower quality of life that everybody in the United States is living with, you’re such a stupid annoying faggot and you say such dumb shit that you cannot compel a single normal person (who isn’t terminally online like fucking graf) to align with you at all. You have zero persuasive ability, you have nothing show for your life, and you cannot convince the common working man that you have the capability of leading the nation. They will continue to vote for the same fucking people over and over again because they have something to show for it. You have nothing. That’s why. It’s not me keeping you back, it’s not your fucking dox on Kiwifarms that’s stopping you from taking over the world and killing every jew on the planet. It’s that you’re a fucking loser and everyone sees you as a fucking loser. Who are your constituents? Nobody. Nobody fucking votes for you.

2023-09-01 03:12:00 UTC

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i had something else to but grats on not dying during it

2023-08-31 14:47:02 UTC

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i mean that's what happened last time i registered a twitter account, it all felt like some AI would start nagging me if i ever used the wrong word

2023-08-31 14:38:25 UTC

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i continue to be of the opinion that central africa is a planetside map of infinitely respawning combat and death and atrocities fueled by an endless firehose of foreign aid

2023-08-31 14:35:07 UTC

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breh assuming 1mb each she'd need a hell of a lot of storage, unless she got really into dick pic compression technology

2023-08-31 03:47:32 UTC

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yes

2023-08-30 22:47:04 UTC

Patch Notes: added a discord janny to the credits

2023-08-27 14:04:44 UTC

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people want excuses to hurt each other, basically

2023-08-27 13:52:34 UTC

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it looks like a schlong with wings

2023-08-26 23:58:40 UTC

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SO THERE I WAS,

2023-08-26 23:12:10 UTC

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no, i have an instance already

2023-08-26 23:10:25 UTC

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i mean poast used to have the "talibros" but i think they turned out to all be larpers
the shit about "i will break down your door and rape your wife and you will huddle in the corner and cry the whole time" got to be too on the nose
it does depend on the type of saudi, like if it's some prince then all bets are off
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2023-08-26 21:05:35 UTC

something awful dot com continues to have the best drama, a mod posted some user's whiny DMs after getting sick and tired of his shit
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2023-08-26 20:35:15 UTC

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2023-08-25 02:04:16 UTC

today on somethingawful:
> climate maniac who got banned 3 years ago for talking about making pipe bombs to blow up dairy farms is revealed to have snuck back onto the site
> climate maniac has since trooned out and is more desperate for attention than ever
> said climate maniac was spending huge amounts of money to repeatedly change his own pfp (lol) to his dox and accusing other people of paying SA to do it to him
> raised a massive shitstorm until caught
lmao
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2023-08-24 22:16:31 UTC

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ok unix

2023-08-24 22:15:31 UTC

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please hush it down about your side hustle, pippa

2023-08-24 02:30:52 UTC

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shouldn't have taken it seriously
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2023-08-24 02:18:39 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeMrru0Ghoc

2023-08-24 02:15:19 UTC

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even the first fucking game she was in wasn't sure, this is her sprite vs her portrait in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
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2023-08-16 16:24:25 UTC

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yeh i got tired of hitting don't-recommend-channel on all the "CLIMATE IS ABOUT TO STAB YOU TO DEATH UNLESS YOU BURN DOWN A MUSEUM RIGHT NOW" newschannel videos

2023-08-16 16:20:06 UTC

lol youtube turned off the front page unless you turn on watch history
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2023-08-16 15:45:10 UTC

why do game developers do this
fucking why do they fucking do this
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2023-08-13 17:58:26 UTC

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2023-08-13 15:35:26 UTC

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2023-08-11 17:26:06 UTC

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i mean idgi i did a writeup of omori i once did a writeup of cyberpunk 2077 too
lately been playing PREY and not sure it's worth doing a writeup for

2023-08-11 17:24:01 UTC

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why she wearing a noose

2023-08-11 17:19:58 UTC

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i mean that's an idea for a game with the same concept, a kid who hides in his bedroom and constructs imaginary worlds to live in but imaginary trannies keep invading