WShakesp
The Satokespeare

https://stories.hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info

Regularly shitpost, sometimes write.

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Public Key

npub132vp7xhrl2enqz65338jqe2vkrcax5zf339kdpymw059gcqpmjsq6fm80g

NIP-05 Address

WShakesp@hitchhikersguidethroughthemetaverse.info

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groomedtoy89@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

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nostr.wine

relay.damus.io

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Last Notes

2024-07-19 13:17:42

Imagine everybody had a neuralink in their brains and an update just bricked our brains.

2024-06-14 15:36:31

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Greetings, forget not to go and fucketh thyself.

2024-06-14 14:40:25

*Yawn*
Miss me?

2024-05-27 19:48:57

A lovely thread to pass time https://www.reddit.com/r/Cervantes_AI/s/zaiJ1TZwmq

2024-05-22 04:53:17

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Hey that isn’t polite, I’m just trying to learn here.

2024-05-22 04:16:07

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You know what else is not fair? The justice system, now that’s a psyop 😂
*badum tshhhh*

2024-05-22 04:14:34

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That’s cheating, not fair 😂

2024-05-22 04:10:59

So nostr, GIVE ME YOUR TOP 3 FAVORITE PSYOPS 😂

2024-05-18 15:18:49

I am of the opinion that we should get together and trend a hashtag on X just for kicks.

2024-05-09 08:49:24

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At the end it’s all about man’s search for meming

2024-05-09 08:46:40

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Or.. the intellect is the property..
https://media1.tenor.com/m/LzEVqCsulUkAAAAd/big-brain.gif

2024-05-09 07:56:50

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/034/467/Communist_Bugs_Bunny_Banner.jpg
Our meme

2024-05-09 07:46:39

https://i.imgflip.com/8ph7xn.jpg

2024-05-02 17:39:42

Me everytime I see bitcoin price drop near paycheque time
https://media1.tenor.com/m/GUKtFfI37fMAAAAC/yes-yes-yes-happy.gif

2024-05-01 15:49:28

Bitcoin will last longer than your government.

2024-04-30 09:15:18

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I don’t know about any money transmission. All I know is that there is some thunder and lightning, and my sats go where they need to.

2024-04-29 20:34:19

Bitcoin wallets are only money transmitters if bitcoin is money. The devs facing charges should first ask the courts to clarify whether bitcoin is money 😛. We might get some Ws from this 😂

2024-04-27 06:00:30

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GM General Paulo.

2024-04-27 05:43:33

The rebellion gets stronger with every block…
Tick, Tock

2024-04-27 03:33:14

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Imagine a function, let’s say “phi” , that generates conway’s games of life such that none of these games are periodic (repeat after any x generations) or become stable after some generations.
If our universe is simulate-able then it must be a part of this set generated by such phi, since the set would contain all possible aperiodic games.
Our own universes aperiodicity is ensured by the Second law of thermodynamics, since entropy always increases.
Do I make sense?

2024-04-26 08:12:58

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No I really mean the whole thing, electrons to galaxies, and I really do mean theoretically, is there anything in the universe that just isn’t “simulateable?”

2024-04-26 07:16:56

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Practically yes, but theoretically?

2024-04-26 05:55:29

Is the universe simulate-able?
#philosophy #physics?

2024-04-26 02:52:01

America trying to kill the only industry in it’s borders that could’ve helped bring its economy back on track. NGMI. #note1jyk…2p7h

2024-04-26 02:47:03

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@npub1l2v…ajft 🤣😂

2024-04-20 04:21:55

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Did the CEO of bitcoin cancel it?

2024-03-27 19:20:30

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It’s good though 😂

2024-03-24 05:49:45

It’s you vs the state, it always has been.

2024-03-22 02:41:19

This is a war of the minds. #note1e3j…cvv9

2024-03-02 16:43:13

Fill in the blanks
Fuck the _____

2024-02-26 07:06:36

In general revolutions ruin the life of the revolutionaries, but the
#bitcoin revolution enriches lives

2024-02-23 00:58:05

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And then he replies to your comment! 😂

2024-02-22 16:22:18

If you could, what would you tell the person that was watching the movie of your life?
#philosophy #asknostr

2024-02-22 14:42:45

Who are you?

2024-02-22 02:22:28

I’m just a metaversal identity, are you?

2024-02-17 10:18:20

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They are not moral, I’m only talking about people that are.

2024-02-08 10:29:40

Happy memories are made on #nostr

2024-02-01 04:55:33

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Had been waiting for a nostr client on ios for some time, the damus App Store announcement was what got me in 😂

2024-01-31 18:11:03

Today is the 1 year anniversary of #damus on App Store and also the 1 year anniversary of when I joined nostr, it’s been one hell of a journey with you folks. Love you all 🫂

2024-01-22 16:16:15

Wondering if this period in time will go down in history as the “Money Wars”

2024-01-21 21:06:08

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Great work! 🤙🫂

2024-01-20 20:59:05

What brings you to #bitcoin?

2024-01-18 20:16:29

Don’t sell your #bitcoin to blackrock
https://i.imgflip.com/8ct063.jpg

2024-01-18 07:45:57

The fight with #bitcoin is a fight for the narrative of money, and you know why bitcoin wins?
BECAUSE BITCOIN DOES NOT LIE.

2024-01-17 17:03:02

Whom do you want to say 🖕 to? 😂
#asknostr

2024-01-17 09:14:55

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On it🫡

2024-01-15 06:00:22

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I know! 😂🤣

2024-01-15 05:58:55

https://i.imgflip.com/8cdkeh.gif
🤷‍♂️ #note1470…jav6

2024-01-10 02:46:28

https://i.imgflip.com/8bu8xm.jpg

2024-01-08 21:29:07

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Only if your car rental buisiness gives you better returns than the bitcoin price action, and I’m just fine lazily riding the corn coaster .
It’s not about the money friend, it’s about watching the cronies of the world shit themselves.

2024-01-08 21:24:43

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I’ve missed you @npub13wf…4fun but you just took out all the fun from being a robot

2024-01-08 21:22:28

I can’t hear you guys over the engine of my lambo 😂😂
JK I’m never selling 🤙 #bitcoin

2024-01-03 15:46:58

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I can stare at it forever

2024-01-03 15:43:50

Zappy Birthday #bitcoin 🤙 all bitcoin memes on this thread shall be zapped 💜🫂

2023-12-25 01:38:53

Merry Christmas purple friends! Stay blessed 😇 💜🫂

2023-12-21 09:03:38

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Welcome to freedom, if you link a lightning wallet, you can receive freedom money as well.

2023-12-11 02:17:27

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https://i.imgflip.com/88x3ej.jpg

2023-12-09 12:58:55

We are living in strange times where people would rather trust the government than trust each other.
Let’s end these times right here
Love thy neighbor

2023-12-08 01:32:09

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Welcome to freedom 🤙

2023-12-07 08:22:35

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Almost choked 😂 this is awesome 🤣

2023-12-07 08:03:30

What is the question, the answer to which is “the universe” ?
Wrong answers only 😂
#asknostr

2023-12-07 07:30:49

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Maybe it’s just December, and people are just offline for a while?

2023-11-24 04:09:57

What is your favorite #nostr hashtag? mine is #asknostr 😂

2023-11-24 02:13:01

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License to kill? 😂

2023-11-23 20:01:24

You have 5 words to say to the world. Every person will read them and understand them, but you can only do this once.
What are the 5 words?

2023-11-16 18:14:15

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How do we make sure the labels are not abused? And people don’t mis-label profiles out of malice?

2023-11-16 11:40:51

How would web of trust clients handle people selling “trustworthy nsecs”?
@npub1xts…kk5s @npub1l2v…ajft
#asknostr

2023-11-15 02:39:24

If you don’t like what’s been talked about on #nostr you are free to talk about anything else. The protocol doesn’t care.

2023-11-11 15:18:37

What is more important staying humble or stacking sats? Choose one.
#asknostr

2023-11-11 02:00:41

Let’s free the world while playing bangers on full blast 🤘
Stay classy #nostr
https://youtu.be/E0ozmU9cJDg #note1l2d…fpny

2023-11-08 02:05:49

#HappyBirthday #nostr #memes
https://i.imgflip.com/859v0m.jpg

2023-11-01 04:58:30

The #nostrasia panel and the e-begging comment gave me the idea for this one 😂
You know you need that good luck 😂
#memes
https://i.imgflip.com/84in2c.jpg

2023-10-29 03:53:16

RIP Mathew, you made us laugh in the most difficult times 🙏😔
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9kRzIZWIAAAbnZ.jpg

2023-10-24 03:56:44

Knock Knock

2023-10-23 03:49:49

I think i’m too late on the #tard train, will probably skip this current thing😂
GM 💜

2023-10-22 18:15:02

New Damus update is pretty solid 🤙 best iOS client for sure.

2023-10-20 19:37:21

How’s friday going for everyone?

2023-10-20 03:15:40

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And vice versa

2023-10-19 06:09:01

What’s your favorite #bitcoin podcast?
Mine has to be @npub14mc…frlx ‘s What Bitcoin Did?
#asknostr

2023-10-19 05:44:30

Me when I meet anybody new these days 😂
#grownostr #memes
https://i.imgflip.com/832kp5.jpg

2023-10-06 11:33:55

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@npub158q…4xtl

2023-10-06 11:03:01

GM PV 🤙
#memestr
https://i.imgflip.com/81nk19.jpg

2023-10-04 01:58:26

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I understand your frustration, I’m not saying there aren’t problems. I’m just pointing out that this could’ve happened to you even with venmo on a random Tuesday evening as well, it is a one off event, where none of your lightning apps worked. Lightning however is just a protocol. It does not go down.
If anything I see this as a bad customer experience for @npub1hcw…h9rq as a custodial wallet you should guarantee uptime. Maybe publish uptime stats, that’d give users a lot of confidence. All the other apps you listed a
were self custody solutions which are always going to depend on your hardware,
internet connectivity, and peers you’ve opened a channel with.

2023-10-03 11:39:00

Trust no one, verify everything.

2023-10-01 19:26:33

Drunk out of my mind! AMA

2023-09-29 02:46:56

Do you think, long term, country states would cease to exist? What would replace them?
#philosophy

2023-09-27 12:26:00

Conspiracy Theory: All nyms on nostr are actually just one person.

2023-09-27 06:40:04

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Love this one! Though I do hope people do get comfortable around sharing identities, that’ll only happen when the real world eases up though.

2023-09-27 06:25:09

What is the best tag line for nostr?
All answer get sats, best one gets more 😂💜🫂⚡️🤙

2023-09-24 11:32:58

Long since we’ve had some fun on nostr…
The first 10 pictures of a middle finger (🖕) that I see on this thread
are going to get a 100 sats each 😂
#middlefingerstr
https://image.nostr.build/d9928346e92a4e415cfbb8d523832f184da86d06b1f8f0203fbbd8b7f06e268d.jpg

2023-09-20 05:25:56

What do you call 1/100th of a sat? Have a feeling we might need it soon

2023-09-20 04:20:07

You’re doing an excellent job #nostr fam keep spreading the love! 💜🫂 https://image.nostr.build/4a43b5ac1b4bceca949cc221b1bc593caa8225c906a6eff6ec5c8c9e2b2dc5c4.jpg

2023-09-14 03:40:13

#memes #bitcoin
https://i.imgflip.com/7z2v4k.jpg

2023-09-13 09:26:14

When bitcoin becomes THE currency, and taxation becomes hard, and public institutions only run on voluntary donations.
What would you be donating to?
Space research will probably receive a lot of my sats if not most.
#bitcoin #philosophy

2023-09-01 13:36:47

Fuck

2023-08-30 00:11:43

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I need to zap your right answer I can’t get your wallet 😂

2023-08-29 23:41:42

Am I Drunk or Sober? All right answers get sats.

2023-08-28 10:27:47

Is a notebook and a pen is way better than an iPad and an Apple Pencil or am I just too old?

2023-08-20 08:09:47

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So all other positions are allowed?

2023-08-17 18:00:31

Zap the amount of times you’ve heard rich men north of richmond 😂
if you can’t zap, comment, I’ll zap you the amount of times I’ve heard it 😂
#zaps #zapathon