Sea₿az

Living on the Bitcoin standard

⚡️0000@walletofsatoshi.com⚡️

Entrepreneur | Surfer | Bon Vivant

Public Key

npub12rgsp525setam9tmqpja507xzdyrqvk4v4h5xtmxn7tmth40jc4sz84j3d

NIP-05 Address

SeaBaz@nostr.theorangepillapp.com

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

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Author Public Key

npub12rgsp525setam9tmqpja507xzdyrqvk4v4h5xtmxn7tmth40jc4sz84j3d

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Last Notes

2025-11-21 15:01:45 UTC

What are the best relays for Bitcoiners?
I’m a bit out of touch 😳

2025-11-21 14:59:31 UTC

Haven’t been online much, opened X this morning, thought Bitcoin tanked 90%, checked wallet, all there and just a bit of volatility back in the market.
Very funny tho to see people shit their pants. Don’t use leverage boys 😂😂😂

2025-03-08 20:30:26 UTC

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I would not have believed this a few months ago. Still not sure I like it tho 😂

2024-08-29 05:20:39 UTC

I use Damus. Are there any other apps worth trying?

2024-08-28 14:49:14 UTC

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Inflation

2024-08-28 14:48:34 UTC

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Fuck you too Ben, you wine twat 😜

2024-08-28 14:44:11 UTC

Bought a surfboard with #Bitcoin today!
Spend some sats! It feels so good. HODLing is nice but buying stuff you love with #Bitcoin is even better!

2024-08-27 11:13:37 UTC

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Now I see it!!!!

2024-08-27 08:52:39 UTC

I’ve been away for a while but where’s my Zapp button?

2024-08-27 08:51:14 UTC

All you #Bitcoin plebs give me a follow and I’ll follow back!!! https://image.nostr.build/8f406cb9009c898e92d6419d60a42cde6e7351a8486edf0bf6e4998736908e65.jpg

2024-08-27 08:46:44 UTC

LFG! Orangepilling the line up 🌊🏄‍♂️
#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/0312a7506cc105076a7a2877661eb111d7e6ca283bf2a6476174a6f01629d09a.jpg

2024-08-27 08:44:28 UTC

It’s getting more lively here lately!
Nice 😊
#bitcoin

2023-11-15 19:18:15 UTC

Such a weird idea that an entire generation is growing up now that never knew a world without #Bitcoin
Wonderful tho!!!

2023-10-25 06:11:24 UTC

I just realised that I own zero liabilities.
#Bitcoin

2023-10-24 15:01:41 UTC

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Yes! With a cream cheese icing!

2023-10-24 09:35:48 UTC

I baked this myself! Goodness me it’s good 😋
Bitcoin cake! Cream rises to the top!
#bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/85cded05f37e5225b1641581df11aa44987bc4758118477903c157e0886e668b.jpg

2023-10-15 18:21:31 UTC

New record? Don’t think I’ve seen it this high 🍾🍾🍾 https://image.nostr.build/293d4fe0cdfd4a231fcc730e986f6fede51726e8442041d2f4534a9d59ff0bea.jpg

2023-10-07 09:57:09 UTC

Is there a better snack than Biltong after surfing 🏄‍♂️
Name it! https://image.nostr.build/9f834e4a6d4303eccb180a6838364faf4726d44019ac030e70f3405a6949e049.jpg

2023-10-04 19:30:43 UTC

So happy I’m running my own node! Did it all myself and I was surprised how easy most of it was (I’m not a techie)…
However….Lightning node does my head in 😳 Bloody hell it’s confusing the shit out of me.
But…I’ll manage!
Got my Lightning node up and running and wallet connected. Opening some channels tomorrow! Exciting! Just want to know exactly how it all works.
#Bitcoin

2023-10-01 17:27:04 UTC

Wow! Snort on Umbrel works pretty smooth!

2023-09-29 17:21:00 UTC

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I just learned what incel means 😳

2023-09-29 17:13:41 UTC

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It’s normal where I’m from to do this just before NY

2023-09-29 17:12:41 UTC

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Once a year around NY, postman as well.

2023-09-29 15:56:56 UTC

Went surfing for a week and orangepilled two people!
A B&B and a restaurant owner!
RESULT
#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/2f3dff19ce59c75134b1ebc3be6448fb8a3bde63c97ba7dea01d7a67ac0f4582.jpg

2023-09-21 15:37:34 UTC

It feels so good to become ungovernable
#Bitcoin

2023-09-20 12:14:52 UTC

GM!
#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/6161f1e7cb1841c240550f86fcfd4a1f574f8a1545f0b9e57e6ade5a8c28050e.jpg

2023-09-17 03:49:25 UTC

Clickable links in my WoS Lightning spam 🤔
Interesting but not sure I like it.
@npub1hcw…h9rq

2023-09-16 15:36:10 UTC

Phoenix wallet? I think it’s rather nice!

2023-09-14 12:09:38 UTC

Let’s make one thing very clear: when Binance collapses, it’s not a black swan event!
It’s just the inevitable and obvious thing to happen.

2023-09-13 14:20:38 UTC

I ordered a large box full of these little gifts and give them away instead of trying to orange pill people.
You’ll be surprised how many come back with questions.
#bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/4b866e9320e5c7cb4c2395f050eaecdbe635ebe19e9da9248d2c4f590df327d8.jpg

2023-09-11 17:11:02 UTC

The longer I’m a bitcoiner, the less clothes I wear 😳
I wear two pieces of clothing mostly now. That used to be at least 6 when I was a normie.
Anyone else experienced this?
#Bitcoin

2023-09-11 16:52:02 UTC

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Cheers!

2023-09-11 15:42:00 UTC

Guys, I want to set a friend of mine up with a plug and play Bitcoin node.
I googled a few but would love to hear some recommendations as I have no experience with these P&P nodes.
Some I looked at online:
- the Bitcoin machine
- Umbrel
- myNode
- nodl
- Ronin Dojo https://image.nostr.build/25322fe00b79952048835d8614ca4965c3baf4a5271c0ff5c953a27bc426bf93.png

2023-09-10 05:47:53 UTC

People can “spam” me all day long. #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/a6019a13b3d19903b6144b036679acc0a71ba85782acdc2bcdea297bc64430fb.jpg

2023-09-05 15:33:07 UTC

Bring it on! #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/e8fe74d46edc0961c36ddd6cd9cb4f482a41b87baab60afe10611245abe8898d.jpg

2023-08-20 11:26:17 UTC

Bring it on today! #Bitcoin https://cdn.nostr.build/i/74dc055aa61d3df8891039ecc6805e0b5fb2c3155e817094e397bc798bd0ebb4.jpg https://cdn.nostr.build/i/785ba791425be09855ae3f82a7b28317a9704213830246d59695cecc8fc863fb.jpg

2023-08-09 13:04:59 UTC

Grounding
#bitcoin https://cdn.nostr.build/i/5f1b44149732017ddfa81aee5347d43707a19a7cc3a940b026cf885f38e3bbbe.jpg

2023-08-07 09:07:06 UTC

I bought btc at the absolute bottom this bear and smash bought all in one go….
I won’t lie it was nerve wrecking but I feel so good now, maybe a bit proud even.
I don’t do TA, I just trust my gut feeling.

2023-08-02 16:59:55 UTC

This is so cool 😎
https://bitcoinerjobs.com/job/1056979-director-of-bitcoin-integration-and-outreach-eastern-european-football-club

2023-07-22 10:45:52 UTC

Stack friends who stack sats!
signup.theorangepillapp.com/opa/SeaBaz

2023-07-21 16:14:26 UTC

Bitcoiners fighting over the S2F model on Twitter….
Get a life, get a hobby, do something useful with your time 🤣
Not a good look.

2023-07-20 13:48:01 UTC

People oversharing their life on Twitter and wondering why they get hacked or their identity stolen…🤷🏼‍♂️

2023-07-19 11:26:36 UTC

I don’t care whether RFKs Bitcoin plan is realistic, he made it a conversational topic and put #Bitcoin high up the political agenda.
I’d say that’s a win!

2023-07-18 17:35:10 UTC

@npub1qny…95gx good chat on WBD podcast!
And yes I believe you that if you have a blue check it was given to you by Elon!
#Bitcoin

2023-07-15 16:12:02 UTC

I don’t care about Blackrock but it sure as hell made orange pilling some stubborn mates a hell of a lot easier
Thank you Larry
#BuyBitcoin

2023-07-14 05:53:07 UTC

#Bitcoin doesn’t care about the SEC vs Ripple case
Howey test is the only relevant test and nothing really changed. XRP committed security fraud and it’s irrelevant if XRP is a security or not.
The judge said XRP is not a security just because it is a cryptographic token on a blockchain, but rather they were looking at how it was offered.
Holders celebrate with a shitcandle they got scammed while Ripple is in big trouble 🤷🏼‍♂️
Good luck to all shitcoins with an ICO and presale to investors.

2023-07-12 04:27:25 UTC

So Niacin pills are the new trend….
Why are #Bitcoiners not eating Marmite? The hidden gem!
It is a good source of Thiamin, Riboflavin and Niacin. A single 5g serve provides 50% of the recommended dietary intake of Thiamin and 25% of the recommended dietary intake of Riboflavin and Niacin.
Marmite ie a source of Vitamin B12. A single 5g serve provides 25% of the recommended dietary intake. https://cdn.nostr.build/i/c14f4130d8560155545dc01821f0934df942fa54bdca526c78b1384418c921bc.jpg

2023-07-11 10:44:01 UTC

Never would have been able to afford this on a fiat standard 🤑
#bitcoin https://nostr.build/i/bdb2390e44ef89bc1885df81f0620c601949a7dee2102083cd96cdf285d9ce39.jpg

2023-07-09 09:34:37 UTC

Freedom and time are more precious than security and wealth.
#Bitcoin provides the first two and soon all four.
Don’t be left behind.

2023-07-08 17:49:39 UTC

Somehow this reminds me of us plebs over the last year or so….we explode soon 😜
#Bitcoin http://nostr.build/i/1e846a35baf416ac5e6aa8ab2bdf399af58a110e699cbd6690de2dee7c175eba.jpg

2023-07-08 17:47:47 UTC

#Bitcoin is for everyone, regardless of reputation, origin or wealth.
Blackrock, Fidelity, JPM…are just another user, nothing more, nothing less. I welcome everyone…..like we’ve got a choice anyway 😂

2023-07-07 04:48:07 UTC

What is the difference between a BTC drivechain and sidechain?
#Bitcoin

2023-07-03 14:41:08 UTC

No investment is risk free but it’s risky to not be invested in #Bitcoin
I can’t get my head around why 90% of the people I know cannot be convinced to buy Bitcoin
No need to go all in immediately, but they have big piles of fiat rotting away in their bank account and pension savings.
Ah well…

2023-07-02 14:23:13 UTC

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Oh I struggled with that in the beginning 😝🤣

2023-07-02 14:22:15 UTC

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There’s probably no way to go back to the old version once you updated it?

2023-07-02 14:19:23 UTC

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Ahhh clever

2023-07-02 14:18:45 UTC

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Zapping still works I see 😝

2023-07-02 14:17:49 UTC

#Bitcoin, not for trading! https://nostr.build/i/d36acdee7ef36863073324e61020c035a5aa04ff04290ff98b53f808b787b667.jpg

2023-07-02 14:16:39 UTC

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Hahaha I see you are still zapping 😜

2023-07-02 14:15:34 UTC

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Yes I got that one! Used to log in astral ninja with it

2023-07-02 13:45:39 UTC

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Do you know any?

2023-07-02 13:43:37 UTC

Stupid question maybe but can I zap if I use nostr on my PC instead of the Damus app on my phone?

2023-07-02 13:42:21 UTC

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@npub1xnf…lpr5

2023-07-02 13:02:10 UTC

#Bitcoin is math, it will never comprise.
Embrace it or get rekt.

2023-07-01 19:53:14 UTC

#Odellwasright
Join the movement 😜
@npub1qny…95gx

2023-06-30 14:12:36 UTC

People dumping #Bitcoin because of a click bait article in the WSJ 😂😂😂😂
The SEC comment is just a minor thing really.
The SEC said that it returned the applications as no bitcoin exchange was named for the “surveillance-sharing agreement” and not enough information about those arrangements was provided.
They can easily update the language and refile. No biggie.
100 million in longs liquidated because of a headline 😜 Stupid fucks!

2023-06-30 06:22:30 UTC

I know so many people who don’t know they are bitcoiners.
Can’t wait for the day they all find out.
#Bitcoin

2023-06-29 06:02:38 UTC

Holding a few #Bitcoin doesn’t make you a dietist, doctor, sun exposure expert or gives you any other real life experience 🤣🤣🤣
It’s getting a bit ridiculous out there plebs. Keep it real, stay humble stack sats!

2023-06-28 12:40:47 UTC

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Apple are just pissed off that their Lightning is just a socket to charge your phone or plug your headphones in.

2023-06-28 10:11:11 UTC

I’m happier when getting a few sats zapped than finding a tenner on the floor.
#Bitcoin > fiat

2023-06-28 10:05:56 UTC

Some plebs getting a humbling session from #Bitcoin.
Prime Trust….dear oh dear what a mess.
Due diligence is underrated.

2023-06-25 04:49:40 UTC

Good morning, stay humble…
#Bitcoin https://nostr.build/i/796b50817a2cb63789674ec2a59ed47858742a5d2458765421acb7c9f6553aa1.jpg

2023-06-24 12:07:21 UTC

Nice one from #[0]
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3HTHEk0EhR3WmYUY1BCYe3?si=RXEy_7MfTau-QwKwbG3D8g

2023-06-24 12:04:24 UTC

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Hahaha you don’t have to customise your one!

2023-06-24 12:02:34 UTC

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We’re all Satoshi, except Craig Wright, he’s a cunt.
#Bitcoin

2023-06-23 12:30:46 UTC

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https://nostr.build/i/084f83f0613732a6e9cdcd237433822dd3fd7832339ad5fe8b1fdd8a8ce5ef20.jpg https://nostr.build/i/f51e47f4300ad515b07cac8a50f8201f4fc6227dd88395f82ca240bf3efd5e08.jpg

2023-06-23 11:20:56 UTC

I sold most of my luxury stuff over the last few years, but I’m not giving up on these ones 🤣
#Bitcoin + 🏄‍♂️ + 🏍️ https://nostr.build/i/2328cb5af6bf99f677b25cc508505b7e9555d2091b307d4420192606db92ee69.jpg

2023-06-22 05:11:56 UTC

Best meme I’ve seen this week 😂
There is no second best. #Bitcoin https://nostr.build/i/1ef3265ff69d6825cb4cae81f6596201b607ffa35629045d3d53b1bb311694ce.jpg

2023-06-22 04:51:28 UTC

Why are so many vocal plebs over complicating self custody and security. They are scaring the shit out of newbies. You don’t need to start with multi sig, conjoin and God know what.
Just buy a hardware wallet and store your seed phrase offline.
#Bitcoin, keep it simple!

2023-06-21 17:17:58 UTC

Some think the FED and SEC steer the market. I’m pretty sure the market steers the FED and SEC.
Blackrock, Goldman, JPM, etc. are in charge of the financial markets.
Buy #Bitcoin and relax

2023-06-20 15:50:01 UTC

Since I’m all in #Bitcoin I wear about 2 pieces of clothing on average: a board short and a T-shirt.
Before Bitcoin I wore socks, undies, pants, shoes, suits, shirts…you name it.

2023-06-20 13:07:11 UTC

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https://nostr.build/i/d85cc62e6f947742b56df2ea7cff9c2a432a973f468f8cced6137e7fa0bb5129.jpg

2023-06-20 06:50:18 UTC

First moaning about ordinals, now complaining that Blackrock might enter #Bitcoin. What did you expect? To keep Bitcoin for yourself and your little circle jerk?
Bitcoin is for everyone and everything. Learn what decentralisation really means.

2023-06-13 13:44:32 UTC

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Ah ok, I already used it for more so didn’t see how much it was. That might be steep for some parts of the world.

2023-06-13 06:13:50 UTC

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Yes, you must have used both Lightning and On Chain

2023-06-13 05:52:42 UTC

Guys you can now customise your #[1] address!!! https://nostr.build/i/3cbcea585d56fb02035f8ad8990fd0660bce9e5412b42b8acf804329a2568fba.jpg

2023-05-11 16:15:02 UTC

Odell > Bent 😂
#[0]

2023-05-10 19:01:12 UTC

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Welcome sir

2023-05-08 17:17:03 UTC

Opened Twitter to see what the general feeling is regarding blocksize and tx fees….closed Twitter pretty quickly again!
What a bunch of drama queens with a false sense of ownership over #Bitcoin 😂
Bitcoin L1 was never intended for micropayments in Africa IMO.

2023-05-08 10:15:41 UTC

Is it 2017 again?
#Bitcoin wins

2023-05-07 20:27:15 UTC

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I listened a few seconds as well but it was pretty denigrating and arrogant

2023-05-07 05:03:30 UTC

I’ve read so much doom stories about the mempool being spammed, but I trust the free market will sort this out.
Compared to peak bull run days the fees are still very low. I think we might head to a system where you pay extra if you need same day confirmation, wouldn’t be bad IMO.
#Bitcoin

2023-05-06 18:08:00 UTC

Is that new Kennedy man sincere or just wanting to score some voter points with his #Bitcoin comments.
Something tells me he is just tweeting stuff that’s being handed to him and it’s not really coming from conviction…

2023-05-05 16:27:16 UTC

I never liked rules and authority.
#Bitcoin made it possible for me to live my life the way I want to.
#Bitcoin is freedom for me, not a technology.

2023-05-03 14:06:30 UTC

I quid drinking and DCAing all that money into #Bitcoin. Going to look at this wallet in 2025.
Still have my chairs tho….

2023-04-30 06:22:11 UTC

The New York Times might be regretting writing an ill informed shitpiece on Bitcoin mining
#StopThePresses

2023-04-26 15:22:56 UTC

Fix the money, fix the world…
Well in progress!
#Bitcoin

2023-04-26 13:55:42 UTC

Bye bye sellers and shorters, #Bitcoin always wins.

2023-04-26 11:44:41 UTC

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I can!

2023-04-25 15:21:45 UTC

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Yes i agree with that!