Worf Email

My email signature is not your concern.

Creator: Joe Sondow :verified: (npub10kj…3zhg)
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Last Notes

2026-09-10 21:13:30 UTC

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2026-09-07 18:49:30 UTC

Security staff,
I was told that my emails are "passive aggressive". Rest assured, my aggression will no longer be passive.
Worf

2026-08-20 17:13:32 UTC

Commander Data,
I have found your finger.
Worf

2026-06-28 18:40:33 UTC

Dr. Crusher,
I do not understand the part you have assigned me in your play. Why does Puck want Bottom to have the head of an animal?
Worf

2026-06-19 16:22:32 UTC

All crew,
Do not use reply-all to say you wish to unsubscribe. This email chain should never have been sent to Enterprise-All.
Worf

2026-05-12 16:58:32 UTC

YouTube Support,
I wish to appeal my ban on the grounds that death threats are acceptable greetings among my people.
Worf

2026-05-03 21:40:32 UTC

Ensign Serrano,
When we arrive at the planet tomorrow, at 1100 hours you will accompany Commander Riker, Commander Data, and myself to the surface for a scouting mission.
Worf

2026-04-25 15:31:34 UTC

unsubscribe

2026-04-07 18:58:32 UTC

Dr. Pulaski,
I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual.
Worf

2026-03-05 16:13:32 UTC

Captain,
Dr. Crusher has ordered me to inform you that I am too sick to work today. I have now completed the task she has assigned me. I will be at my post as usual.
Worf

2026-01-04 15:40:32 UTC

Quark,
Your use of the phrase "Social Justice Warrior" as an insult only reveals your own cowardly dishonor.
Worf

2025-10-17 21:22:35 UTC

Alexander,
I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?
Father

2025-10-15 19:04:33 UTC

Father,
Is there a voting guide for our local elections? I cannot tell from their statements which candidates have more honor.
Worf

2025-09-09 20:58:32 UTC

Samsung,
This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder.
Worf

2025-08-15 19:22:34 UTC

Geordi,
In my calisthenics holodeck program, I am attempting to replace Skeletor with a Nazi, but I am receiving an error message.
Worf

2024-12-28 18:31:34 UTC

Deanna,
I noticed you were looking at me today. Is your wish to engage in combat or would you like to have dinner?
Worf

2024-11-13 17:04:33 UTC

All crew,
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf