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scientifically proven to be the best account on baest + top shagger

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Last Notes

2024-09-06 21:38:37 UTC

slowly moving over to @npub1w59…pv6t. it's been a wild half-decade with j and the three different domains we've been on. massive shoutout to him for keeping the show running, and i wish him the best with his future adventures. see ya, bae.st

2024-08-13 13:10:25 UTC

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@npub1yym…d7jp don't forget to import your following list so i can refollow :)

2024-08-11 21:21:10 UTC

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 >not just stealing the api id and key from the official android app on github
you bring great dishonor to foss weenies

2024-08-11 02:27:00 UTC

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@npub1s36…m239 what are you gonna do instead?

2024-08-10 17:02:20 UTC

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2024-08-08 17:13:53 UTC

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@npub1uzg…sppm a gay one at that

2024-08-08 16:54:47 UTC

settlement check but it's actually just the lawyer laughing at you for being a broke ass nigga in old english

2024-08-08 16:51:00 UTC

hot take: kagi is actually pretty bad. im not gonna pay money per month to use it

2024-08-06 23:23:07 UTC

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@npub1uzg…sppm we will be the trad boy wives the women are trying to be in tiktok, but real

2024-08-06 19:12:49 UTC

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@npub1usp…hy44 fair, im looking for industry jobs, where they don't have easily accessible emails. in academia definitely it doesn't matter lol

2024-08-02 19:48:00 UTC

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@npub1qh0…xeda damn even with state college carrying the stats, penna is last. crazy

2024-08-01 20:09:26 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t straights are a scourge

2024-08-01 15:37:41 UTC

all cpus go to heaven

2024-08-01 11:38:32 UTC

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@npub1emn…rkds fried matter

2024-07-31 21:56:16 UTC

play a game of pool? if you want to see me bend over a table just ask bro

2024-07-30 00:41:01 UTC

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@npub1l8m…z669 he just like me fr

2024-07-29 13:52:42 UTC

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@npub1x6g…5c0k sometimes it's legit money laundering, but that's quite a premium. usually it's less than 10 cents on the dollar

2024-07-28 20:45:00 UTC

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@npub1ltt…5972 do it anyways

2024-07-27 22:54:46 UTC

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2024-07-27 17:27:47 UTC

instead of saying "five guys inside of me" or "mffggnhnhn... in and out, in and out.." what about something like love burgers and fries!!" Just a glimpse into my joyous mind :D

2024-07-27 17:14:06 UTC

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@npub1j4p…z0qp cloudflare ditching the lava lamps and just keeping a stable of twinks in one of the datacenters

2024-07-27 17:11:22 UTC

Bottoms as Entropy Generators
Abstract: Bottoms are commonly referred to as "random password generators", but the outputs they generate do not contain enough bits of entropy to be considered secure. However, if the output were to be piped as an entropy source, rather than being used as a generated password, it could be considered sufficiently random. In this paper, I will

2024-07-23 16:51:35 UTC

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2024-06-26 13:54:10 UTC

every time you leave a wrench or clown react on my posts, i experience an orgasm. please react responsibly

2024-06-20 19:56:35 UTC

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2024-05-31 17:38:59 UTC

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@npub13lr…vus5 that price history is crazy
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2024-05-31 12:45:01 UTC

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@npub1uzg…sppm he's either going to emerge a hero or decapitated. i hope his operator will make it out alive to show us either outcome

2024-05-25 02:26:31 UTC

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@npub1l5k…m9z9 ive seen furry artists with month long commission queues pump out high quality porn of brand new shows for twitter engagement in like... hours. there is no way it takes you 90 days to draw a fat cock

2024-05-20 16:15:05 UTC

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2024-04-01 06:25:35 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t me but with starbucks refreshers

2024-03-22 18:41:00 UTC

"все это напоминает откровенный шантаж и намерение запугать, дестабилизировать наше общество"
- реакция путина 3 дн. назад на предупреждение посольства сша про теракты в рф
слов нет. часики судного дня потихоньку тикают

2024-03-21 16:03:54 UTC

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2024-03-16 06:24:50 UTC

i got lots of male affection tonight and im craving more of it rahhhh

2024-03-14 21:20:37 UTC

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2024-03-14 04:39:33 UTC

if i had a dollar for every bullshit term invented by journalists i would be a billionaire by now
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2024-03-10 20:20:04 UTC

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2024-02-28 15:10:42 UTC

if gaming is a girly hobby then im a crossdresser

2024-02-28 14:56:00 UTC

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2024-02-08 16:38:31 UTC

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@npub1et3…0a7n >implying you have anything but boys on your mind

2024-02-07 20:59:05 UTC

no work visa needed for my summer research position #winning #finance

2024-02-05 14:32:35 UTC

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@npub1et3…0a7n @npub1xx8…g7g4 paranoid puppy... 🤤

2024-01-23 20:09:54 UTC

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2024-01-20 00:47:31 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t i tried eating rice with chopsticks and failed miserably. i would not survive a day in japan

2024-01-17 21:38:09 UTC

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2024-01-03 01:35:35 UTC

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@npub1v33…k63d what beliefs lmao. the press exists to make money while spreading propaganda and that's it

2024-01-02 18:27:00 UTC

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@npub15c7…suze it comes free with your ticket

2024-01-02 18:24:05 UTC

turbulence please stop i just want to piss and fall asleep please please let me piss please

2023-11-29 01:25:59 UTC

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2023-11-09 04:59:11 UTC

im actually really sad that omegle died. seeing old web 2.0 sites that i immensely enjoyed using close down is unavoidable, but still hurts nonetheless. rip

2023-11-08 02:11:51 UTC

my caldigit ts4 finally arrived! i am genuinely over the moon, i can FINALLY only have ONE cable to plug into this stupid fucking usb-c only laptop (instead of the 3 that i had running under my table that i'd have to fetch every once in a while)

2023-10-11 15:30:49 UTC

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2023-10-09 02:59:13 UTC

card carrying member of the gay gay homo faggot homosexual queer party

2023-10-06 02:33:04 UTC

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@npub1qh2…ugqs bro
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2023-10-06 02:31:40 UTC

track mania is dangerously fun. i know how i'm wasting my weekend now

2023-10-04 01:39:57 UTC

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https://youtu.be/od49strnQZs
чел в 2017 году делал jersey club за 3 года до того как он даже появился. как же я люблю переслушивать все песни коржа и откапывать такие скрытые хиточки

2023-10-02 13:53:07 UTC

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2023-09-29 20:20:39 UTC

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2023-09-27 19:32:58 UTC

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2023-09-24 21:27:56 UTC

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@npub1nv0…skkw spot on, basically. it's all about bullying people who have the audacity to not be 100% plugged into the hive mind

2023-09-23 18:27:08 UTC

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2023-09-20 14:56:43 UTC

i still don't understand how dare was supposed to scare kids instead of raising an entire generation that thinks drugs are the coolest thing ever
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2023-09-20 12:45:52 UTC

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2023-09-15 21:31:26 UTC

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@npub19zq…u4m5 @npub1xp9…amfw if you unironically think your posts are important enough to be universally searchable you do not belong on this network

2023-09-14 14:41:10 UTC

if a blahaj could wear jeans would it do it like this or like this
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2023-09-12 21:18:23 UTC

still find it ridiculous how my mom can mail me chocolate and a calendar from moscow without any issues but i have to jump through a million hoops and use 2 shady courier services to mail her a plush toy (which i cant even mail directly from the us because ALL toys are banned from export)

2023-09-10 19:17:33 UTC

finally
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2023-09-04 14:42:59 UTC

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@npub1kdy…2hnf this is part of a series of anti bigotry posters they hang up in dorms. pic related is one i captured when i lived in the dorms last year. they've really gone off the rails recently
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2023-09-04 13:31:42 UTC

💀💀💀💀💀 im actually crying, i love this fucking university
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2023-09-01 11:33:12 UTC

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@npub1xx8…g7g4 the biggest, loudest, stinkiest pair of boots you have

2023-09-01 04:46:24 UTC

my friends and i are a menace to this college town (for legal reasons i will not elaborate, but it has something to do with sick drifting)

2023-09-01 01:26:17 UTC

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at least this is an effective filter. if i showed my homework to a business student he would immediately disintegrate

2023-09-01 01:25:46 UTC

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not like i have a social life and plans and OTHER CLASSES haha i can just waste 6 hours doing 1 question and then realizing i did it wrong haha that's so fun and normal

2023-09-01 01:25:24 UTC

im also seething and writhing at the fact that not only do i have to do math, i have to do post calculus level of bs big o and big omega runtime analysis. and not even in the fun way that we're doing in our comp eng class with mips instructions, but the boring math way with proofs and geometric sequences

2023-09-01 01:22:06 UTC

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how to prove you're a public ivy student without saying you're in public ivy

2023-09-01 01:21:48 UTC

excuse me??? what the FUCK am i paying tuition for then???
(student question and teaching assistant reply)
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2023-08-30 15:17:10 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t plato's gooncave

2023-08-29 17:54:38 UTC

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2023-08-27 06:41:57 UTC

<------ пьяный в зюзю

2023-08-26 12:48:46 UTC

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@npub1hrk…3nzn tenga

2023-08-26 12:48:39 UTC

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@npub1hrk…3nzn just that 1 guy lol

2023-08-26 06:12:57 UTC

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i could not care less about begging but signing up for facebook with my real name and trying to use it to network genuinely causes me mental distress and unfortunately i think it'll have to come to that

2023-08-26 06:12:05 UTC

one of my dad's friends works at google but the only contact method he has is facebook. unironically thinking of signing up to the zuck zone and begging for an internship. it's that bad bros. im so desperate

2023-08-26 06:01:04 UTC

oh yeah i tried my new fleshlight and it's pretty mid i don't get the hype. just use your hand smh

2023-08-25 14:25:57 UTC

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this quote goes so hard but why is it in my computer organization and design textbook lmao

2023-08-25 14:25:39 UTC

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language"
-- Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad, 1869

2023-08-21 16:01:27 UTC

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2023-08-21 02:55:14 UTC

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2023-08-19 22:02:09 UTC

buying the only two essentials for my new apartment
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2023-08-16 03:00:39 UTC

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2023-08-15 19:31:43 UTC

coworker is on grindr 💀💀💀 i have nothing more to add 💀💀💀

2023-08-15 19:18:58 UTC

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@npub1xx8…g7g4 nice #dailyrat

2023-08-15 02:44:56 UTC

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@npub1kdy…2hnf schizo factory 2014

2023-08-12 15:42:51 UTC

didn't get raped by tsa 0/10 won't fly again

2023-08-09 15:16:53 UTC

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@npub1y2y…7xkm @npub19ev…s343 it gets better
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2023-08-09 15:13:33 UTC

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@npub19ev…s343 yes. this isn't even a dev interview or anything
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2023-08-09 15:12:01 UTC

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these hiring prescreens are crazy

2023-08-09 15:11:13 UTC

today i will take an online coding assessment that is longer than the SAT 💀

2023-08-07 20:50:00 UTC

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2023-08-06 20:25:39 UTC

banking sector moment
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2023-08-06 19:23:47 UTC

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@npub1emn…rkds yeah but its 1 more thing to keep in mind...