Holiday Ham Abner 🎄🐖

>incumbent president isn't seeking reelection
>no one has seen him in days, might be dead
>massive red alert over Dimona, war with Iran imminent
>I still have to go to work
Did you notice how nothing ever happens?

2024-07-08 04:32:28 UTC

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Really beating the stereotype of Indians being a bunch of sex pests huh

2024-07-08 04:25:59 UTC

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Speak English, brownoid

2024-07-08 04:23:50 UTC

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I hope your mother dies of black plague, dalit

2024-06-13 18:51:21 UTC

Women and faggots talking at work NONSTOP, holy shit make the suffering end

2024-06-07 18:06:05 UTC

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He angy
https://shitpost.cloud/media/05eeef5e-32b2-4124-93b8-079b39e4f1d2/Screenshot_20240607_130516_Brave.jpg

2024-06-07 18:00:58 UTC

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>Josh retvrns right in the middle of the gab drama
Oh shit

2024-05-02 00:01:34 UTC

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So if I say jews killed Jesus (they did), am I getting sent to gulag?

2024-04-30 13:56:14 UTC

DO IT DO IT DO IT
ACCELERATE
#note1vd0…4eku

2024-04-24 23:31:48 UTC

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I feel in my bones that this exact scenario is gonna play out with my ex (or her bf himself will troon out)

2024-04-12 23:50:24 UTC

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Collecting my winnings

2024-04-05 15:56:58 UTC

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You think if you pressed her on it it'd be because Rowling is an evil TERF or because she's just grown out of that phase of her life?

2024-04-05 12:29:42 UTC

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Write two paragraphs about trains instead

2024-03-26 12:43:26 UTC

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Niggers

2024-03-26 02:34:42 UTC

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You're absolutely right, and usually I maintain that viewpoint steadily, just got a bit heated over that particular form of evil

2024-03-25 20:35:29 UTC

Jews extra assblasted this week since it was this week 1,991 years ago that Jesus separated a courtyard full of them from their money and they're still seething over it

2024-03-14 20:39:46 UTC

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That sounds like jewish lies, I'm sure they were way bigger than that (source: it came to me in a vision)

2024-03-12 14:07:05 UTC

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$133 million straight to my nigga Barbecue

2024-02-20 13:15:02 UTC

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How will the US get them there if we have a much nigger navy?

2024-02-19 23:39:08 UTC

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Didn't even last two hours. The troon literally withers and dies without social media

2024-02-08 14:45:07 UTC

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Premium seal cafe content

2024-01-20 15:44:07 UTC

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>HMS Chiddingford
More like HMS Shiddingfard LMAO GOTTEM

2024-01-19 21:45:07 UTC

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Is that BMJ lighting up a crackpipe? Lmao

2024-01-19 20:44:07 UTC

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Please I'm so tired of nothing ever happening

2024-01-10 23:21:34 UTC

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I assure you, the positive interactions with nigs in the South are rare as hen's teeth

2024-01-10 21:56:12 UTC

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Nugger did you just cast testicular torsion

2023-12-23 23:24:19 UTC

In the American Society of Magical Negroes, you get to the magic land by going to Platform 3/5ths

2023-11-28 16:06:57 UTC

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Holy fuck I think my blood pressure spiked just from reading that tweet

2023-11-22 17:54:27 UTC

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My psyche is protected at all times by wearing a foam retard helmet and screaming NIGGER everywhere I go

2023-11-14 22:38:31 UTC

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>if I'm elected, I will do this exceptionally retarded and unpopular thing
This retarded poo doesn't understand you make happy-sounding campaign promises and then do the evil shit once you're in office

2023-10-25 20:03:37 UTC

White bread ass nigga

2023-10-25 19:10:08 UTC

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I believed it was a real post, I was just floored that it existed

2023-10-25 18:09:35 UTC

Anyone have that pic of Lukashenko saying he'd destroy the scum that financed his interviewer?

2023-10-19 14:16:09 UTC

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>try to start WW3
>get nuked off the face of the earth
>???
>profit
They realize this is how their game plan goes, right?

2023-10-12 18:30:13 UTC

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Jew!
https://shitpost.cloud/media/0346fc80-d1a6-48fe-9c60-e3a4b7fa65fc/proxy-image%20%2822%29.png

2023-10-09 14:02:08 UTC

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@npub1j5l…wxv4 👀

2023-10-03 03:07:24 UTC

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Why is that cisgendered man on stage, doesn't he know he is taking an opportunity away from a powerful woman?

2023-09-05 17:01:25 UTC

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I'm gonna slightly disagree and say the average man and the average woman are both midwits, but for entirely different reasons. Women are almost all midwits with high verbal skills but poor logic and reasoning. Men are almost never midwits, but either pants-on-head retarded or actually intelligent (these of course average each other out in the middle)

2023-09-04 18:11:50 UTC

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Introducing the new Shitpost(dot)Cloud experience: to federate with this instance, fediverse users must send one (1) Krugerrand to Hoss monthly :marseymerchant:

2023-09-01 19:28:21 UTC

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It's a weird balancing act that they are doing... okayish at. They need enough people healthy for a strong tax base, but not so many healthy people that they pose a threat. Conversely, they want enough people as pharma cattle as an extra form of usury, but not so many that the entire house of cards falls apart. I suspect pretty soon they'll run off too much of the healthy base and/or get too many people hooked to SSRIs/opiates etc and then things start getting a little silly

2023-08-30 12:42:23 UTC

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Wait is this the maps guy? I thought he was trolling. Holy shit how embarrassing

2023-08-27 19:36:11 UTC

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I expect nothing higher than 50 IQ knuckle-dragging from journos

2023-08-24 16:26:46 UTC

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LAW AND ORDER

2023-08-24 14:33:38 UTC

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I like how males start going up in their 20s because all the parasite nigs die from gang violence before that point

2023-08-20 03:21:50 UTC

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This part specifically stood out to me as weird. Also I guarantee this PhD faggot would get completely BTFO by @npub17ck…8txk in econ

2023-08-20 03:08:04 UTC

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This just makes me wonder how Maine has stayed ultra-White even with infinity niggers being imported daily into the country. Like it's fairly libshit, they just have a protective anti-nigger barrier or something

2023-08-20 02:46:13 UTC

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Be cautious with TN. Nashville is getting libshittified much like Austin did several years ago, which could obviously harm the rest of the state down the line. Also only look east of Nashville, most everything to the west has too many niggers

2023-08-17 14:50:48 UTC

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Henderson is tiny and obscure, if this guy wasn't fedposting as hard as Craig was, everybody should be EXTREMELY alert

2023-08-12 02:31:39 UTC

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Release 5 spiders into the house. Problem immediately solved

2023-08-10 23:44:51 UTC

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If my future wife is about to deliver and a nigger doctor comes into the room we are out of there ASAP. Not about to be the subjects of a Tiktok video where the gyrating nigger completely misses cutting the umbilical cord and cuts the baby instead

2023-08-10 14:38:36 UTC

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God willing this will happen at my company soon

2023-08-10 00:12:25 UTC

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Is this guy retarded or one of the villains of the Gospels?

2023-08-10 00:07:20 UTC

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T R U S T
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2023-08-09 14:10:36 UTC

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My work conversations are 50% me hearing women bitch about their personal lives, 45% about work, and like 5% useful hobbies (like raising animals and gardening). Mercifully no conversations about capeshit and extremely few about TV/movies in general

2023-08-09 01:32:17 UTC

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I feel like I just stared straight into the mind's eye of satan. Is this the sleeper agent activation protocol that makes mulatto zoomers kill White people?

2023-08-08 21:16:40 UTC

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Ohh now you have done it, you have kicked the Poast hornets' nest

2023-08-04 21:59:41 UTC

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I mean they're like the same price as fumos but at least fumos actually look nice, these are just frightening :marseyveryworried:

2023-08-03 17:02:59 UTC

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Da bresidemp

2023-08-03 16:36:46 UTC

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Ohhhhhh boy here come the cash wheelbarrows

2023-08-02 14:32:54 UTC

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My work environment should require people to be on top of shit, but they've virtue signaled so hard to get in all these vapid NPC women and alienate all the capable White men that it's basically a sinking ship (like many institutions currently)

2023-08-02 14:21:42 UTC

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Talking to an NPC is pretty unnerving, I had to explain to one yesterday that she used the wrong materials for a project and she just parroted it back to me without any grasp of what I had just told her. Pretty confident she's not far off from Ice Cream Gang Gang in the near future

2023-08-02 13:47:36 UTC

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Imagine having more debt than the entirety of your economy and still being given an AA+ rating. If I'm late by 30 minutes on a card payment, my credit score drops like a fucking rock. Fucking kikes man

2023-08-01 20:52:09 UTC

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I am floored that this fucking nigger has the absolute gall to post that shit. Get your millstones ready lads

2023-08-01 20:44:13 UTC

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Do I have to follow this faggot to tell him to kill himself?

2023-08-01 15:53:58 UTC

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t. Alex Gleason, creator of Poast, Mastodon, Threads, and Veganism

2023-08-01 15:33:39 UTC

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The Chadfederates will not be defeated by the jewnion menace

2023-08-01 01:58:43 UTC

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Niger please

2023-08-01 00:19:44 UTC

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Yeah but you know... jew handlers and all

2023-07-31 19:29:49 UTC

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Oh I think I figured out that nigbot's name is G___ ___h (Dark Beast)

2023-07-31 14:51:31 UTC

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I believe this is the same kike faggot who said they can use AI to alter the Bible (use demon powers to twist and mar the Word of God)

2023-07-17 21:03:15 UTC

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But Orange Man bad and Rat Man good... unless, Orange Man good? Or Rat Man bad? Me no understand anymore 🤯

2023-07-17 18:51:18 UTC

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This is just embarrassingly blatant at this point

2023-07-17 13:55:58 UTC

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In all honesty this guy isn't as bad as like the blind Borg tranny or the heeb pretending to be a nig, but Mastodon censorship (hurt fee-fees) is still gay nigger shit and I will always call it out

2023-07-14 19:23:06 UTC

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习近平主席，请尽快送出核武器。我准备好了，先生。

2023-07-14 02:44:00 UTC

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She looks like she has more life and vibrancy than anyone else in that picture, hell more than me for that matter

2023-07-13 21:51:53 UTC

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After corn syrup: oh boy I sure do love living around all these niggers in this urban hellscape! Thank goodness I'm not allowed outside of my 15 minute radius, I don't know what I'd do if I ever wanted to get away from these feral apes. I'm so glad I live in my 8' square box and pay $4000 a month in rent with no furniture and utilities that work 10% of the time!

2023-07-13 02:13:22 UTC

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YOU LEAVE MY BOY HOLLOW KNIGHT ALONE HES A GUD BOI

2023-07-13 02:02:05 UTC

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Can they not say retarded over there?

2023-07-12 21:24:06 UTC

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OH I SURE DO LOVE BEIN A GOOD OL BOY FROM DIXIE :marseysaluteconfederacy:

2023-07-12 19:13:54 UTC

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That's Liberia

2023-07-12 15:35:25 UTC

Started redpilling my friend on Blackrock and Vanguard yesterday. Slow process but we'll get to the JQ soon

2023-07-05 13:45:01 UTC

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>eww a 19 y/o woman can't date a 25 y/o man! He's a predator!
>nooooo what do you mean a 19 y/o woman can't post pics of her butthole all over the Internet?!? Literally Christofascism!!!
Woman never functionally reach adulthood

2023-07-05 01:52:55 UTC

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D-do you think this retard would assume I'm actually a cartoon pig?

2023-07-04 19:55:29 UTC

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Psst hey nigger I'm still here

2023-07-04 01:15:53 UTC

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I am leaving shitpost(dot)cloud, too many bad memories here (I did not say nigger enough)

2023-07-03 16:36:55 UTC

Fellas do we think France is gonna shut off the Internet, fire a few live rounds to scatter the roaches, and return to business as usual™️ or is the genie out of the bottle and we get a repeat of the Rashidun caliphate, just in Western Europe this time?

2023-06-16 15:37:26 UTC

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Can we really not just send them all to Liberia?

2023-06-15 16:35:56 UTC

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I'm convinced that any propaganda that encourages women to be whores will work 100% of the time. I'd like to think this is just restricted to our time, but stuff like the Scarlet Letter and Proverbs makes me think otherwise

2023-06-15 15:57:52 UTC

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I just had to help a coworker in her 30s with an advanced degree sign up for an online training session. Like she ran her whole schedule by me instead of just looking for the sessions that fit her schedule and picking one on her own. And then she forgot which one she signed up for 2 minutes later. Her position is actually above mine, and she is one of the more capable women on the team.
God help us all

2023-06-14 16:13:22 UTC

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I trust an out-of-context Hoss screenshot and hot take infinitely more than anything a journo writes