Free Mayonnaise

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2024-09-05 14:55:09

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What? What about the neighbors, we need the whole community in the goolag. What about rock music, d&d and videogames?

2024-09-05 04:38:51

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Restricted licenses for handguns was skyrocketing up until the ban, which was most likely the reason, not because a handgun ban does anything except steal from and deprive use of property from lawful citizens. Early in the pandemic the CRFSC courses were full 6+ months out which is crazy.

2024-09-05 04:33:10

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I find this timeline intersectings interesting and wonder about the time-to-onset of Canadians demanding constitutional carry

2024-09-05 04:29:49

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successful white heterosexual male?

2024-09-05 04:25:12

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wow, you've really nailed that 90s cypherpunk naivety, nice job.

2024-09-04 18:45:58

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to recreate the feel of the late 90s and early 2000s when nerds thought they could create secure anonymizing communication protocols on the internet like naive baffoons they are
I've got my old Applied Crypto book around someplace, probably, hasn't made it to the campfire starter triage area yet.

2024-09-04 01:37:49

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You replied in 20s, your sad cry for attention is duly noted. Normally you'd be preoccupied with familial duties but I guess this and your cats has got to make do.

2024-09-04 01:36:00

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You keep replying after each meal for one and boxed wine, trying to get the last word in, classic expired milk.

2024-09-03 15:54:06

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2024-09-03 15:36:03

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Hypersocialized male demands that I make him not react to posts on the Internet. topkek

2024-09-03 03:01:23

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@npub1v26…x98w @npub1nja…z558 Dude, I'm not even talking about the eceleb in the OP, I'm basking in this white knighting circle jerk of cuckery unfortunately.
Hypersocialized supposed males getting all tits up over me saying this is all a bunch of bullshit since the OP. LOL prove my point some more puhlease.

2024-09-03 02:00:58

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Took you a while to reply, I guess you finished the entire box.

2024-09-03 02:00:13

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, he's not a "good guy". He's the quintessential tepid limp wristed, principles when convenient, smug superiority complex in general dysgenic traits found in most Canadians at this point. Being a cowardly talking head for e-scraps during the biggest most important changes in Western civilization in 500+ years makes him anything but a good guy.

2024-09-03 01:58:23

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Your stupid comment apparently conflates eceleb fake follower payouts for controlled messaging with actual capitalism, which yeah, checks out given the rest of your quips on the subject here.

2024-09-03 01:57:15

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Wow, your level of analysis matches your true hair color huh, blonde?
Yes, Viva is a tepid so sorry Canadian mouthpiece for controlled opposition, particularly when it mattered, during the lockdowns and the trucker protest.
Don't think you have the requisite thinking skills for me to bother to draw it in crayon for you.
Plus he's a coward who fucked off to the USA to continue his e-grifting.

2024-09-03 01:52:59

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"Fire for effect?" You really are some hypersocialized dipshit retard thinking you''re engaged in epic battle on the fields of the Intardsweb, huh?
Listen to yourself, do you even read your own bullshit?
PS. such a bag of dicks, courteously, you pretentious sad sack.
Wow your imaginary horse's saddle is mighy high there, ffs. Better check if you're not riding with your head in its ass. (pps. you are)

2024-09-02 04:21:10

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But your image post screams "cool" and "expensive" and "for the rich, I'll look rich!"
FYI eco-everything is bullshit.

2024-09-02 03:51:57

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Are you seriously reposting UNILAD content? Whew lad.

2024-09-02 01:54:58

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Yep. Woman confirmed. Predictable "can't get laid" comeback. Only women over 35 are invisible except for their screams and wimpers as they crash hard into the wall. Men over 40 are railing 20 somethings because of their wealth, status and power, if they were smart enough to hold onto it from the echelons of cat lady poison take out dinners before that

2024-09-02 01:49:45

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Nigger, puhlease. For somebody talking about childhood, you sure went from fake karmic peace dipshit to full spurge hate deathray in one post. LOL, you're a clown in a meat popsicle.

2024-09-02 01:48:18

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Only problem with this is Viva is a consumate derpstate cabal control oppo agent. He's in it for the ego pets and the money obviously.

2024-09-02 01:45:29

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Poor Douglas has been relegated to glowposting it seems.

2024-09-01 07:02:26

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You must be a woman.

2024-09-01 06:44:02

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Get some better insults, you sound like a woman especially with your weird projection psychobabble bullshit and then your hippie peace karma dogshit after your passive aggressive stupidity. Pick a lane, you are sad.

2024-08-31 21:27:00

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Great. Saturday afternoon and I find the jealous beta cuck thread talking about celebrities and castles in the clouds they'll never visit, aka an old rich guy getting young poonani
get some lives, even if that means just walking around the block

2024-08-28 02:24:35

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But seriously, you're wrong. Nobody had Atari (home consoles) until ~1982 when they rebranded to 2600 and sold 15x (15 million) their previous units. Meanwhile Intelevision and Colecovision were available at department stores. Even the early 1980s were dominated by Arcades still.
t. I lived through it.
NES was the console that broke the wall through to NPCs.

2024-08-28 02:10:37

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STFU I'm trying to golf.

2024-08-27 21:57:16

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lol you kids
how about the colecovision controller

2024-08-26 06:21:18

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Fucking boomers. Also, if I wanted to stare into the cancersphere, I'd go stare into it... thanks for shitting up the shitpostersphere tho

2024-08-26 02:09:43

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Oh please save us from those other fake and gay terror molecules, RFMKUltraJr!

2024-08-25 02:51:56

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ftfy
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2024-08-25 02:46:07

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Ah yes, that common relatable name "Hoine".
🤡

2024-08-23 04:00:44

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i see you baby
humping my leg
humping my leg
i see you baby

2024-08-23 03:51:11

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How many covid jabs did you take to have this big of a brain tumor in your reasoning and denial centers. This guy is a spook and was part of the psyop from the get go. He's a legit spook who pretends to be a general in the rebel forces while glowing brighter than a failing Deathstar reactor.

2024-08-23 03:26:40

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sounds like your wrong think would fit in well over on gigaohm.bio, do you watch his streams?

2024-08-23 02:59:35

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wow, your millennial small pp social media energy is really strong on this one... me replying to your cries for attention is you winning. hmmm. I see. 😆 some delusional winning criterion right there bo linuxbro

2024-08-23 02:57:28

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More of your pathetic neo-misognyistic champagne socialist faggotry trying to distract from your garbage tastes.
You go into starbucks and ask from some single estate dry process ethiopian for some tasty pour over and you let me know what the "baristas" have to say or comprehend of that...
so out of your league, it's embarassing.

2024-08-23 02:55:57

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Some mad hot projection there, kiddo. You're still seething and reeeing over my dunking on your shit coffee preferences...
So is this what you do when you're drinking your hot dumpster water, dogshit pop psychology cry posts?

2024-08-22 03:29:11

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kek your levels of projection are cringe

2024-08-22 03:28:28

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you've been triggered since I identified you as white nigger by your pretentious brew process preference
everything else is you trying to give a rise out of me, which is impossible since I'm not fuckwits drinking expensive dirtysockwater

2024-08-21 20:45:37

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it doesn't matter how you brew it if you don't get the roast and the grind right, you insolent faggot with poor reading comprehension

2024-08-21 20:44:45

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coffee was first imported in wooden hulled ships, water would get through the hulls and some of the lower commodity goods including coffee beans would get wet and thus wet and moldy so in the interest of profits, the europeans (french/italians) encouraged "dark continental" and in particular "espresso" style coffees because, low and behold there are fucktards like yourself who think dark and high caffeine mold beans passed through an electric iron is a good drink.

2024-08-21 20:41:39

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I bet you believe in 'Roners and have at least 3 jabs but shit on coffee... lol

2024-08-21 02:02:08

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doesn't matter how you brew it, the grind has to be right,
just stop talking already
and take your HRT pills in silence.

2024-08-20 04:46:29

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COVID doesn't exist. RNA viruses can't pandemic. The scare was perpetrated with testing fraud and psyop media terror campaign, like and subscribe to my onlyfans for more information you idiot

2024-08-20 04:32:08

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I hurt your white nigger in the feelz.
I roast my own dry process ethiopian single estate goodshit and then do what an adult should do, just drip brew it and tell everyone else who thinks they have an opinion but is really a shart about stuff they don't understand to shut the fuck up already
I can tell you don't even own a $400 burr grinder cuz you're that kinda faggot

2024-08-20 04:28:57

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I never suggested sophistication, you talk like a fag, it's coffee
you make it you drink and you then sit down and shut the fuck up
everything else is suburban or woke hipster fag talk like you're doing right now

2024-08-20 04:27:47

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You're a 'tarded moran. Pic related. how do you burn drip coffee? you're talking some white nigger trash coffee maker junk so you obviously got what you deserve
the picture is the pinnacle of civilized coffee making and will be in the history books about what needs to be rebuilt after the collapse
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/992/452/799/172/143/original/001a62a8f418f029.png

2024-08-20 04:23:03

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you're a homersexual.
"tea strainer?"
ever heard of turkish coffee you soft pansy
just put the coffee in then the water stir with a spoon let it settle and don't be retarded and drink the grinds, purse your lips like the homer you are

2024-08-20 04:22:03

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git gud, like with a Mr Coffee Thermal Carafe, that shit stays good and hot for like 12+ hours.

2024-08-19 06:21:13

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make it directly in the cup then you unsophisticated knuckle dragging moran

2024-08-19 06:19:39

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ftfy
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2024-08-17 03:34:31

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bullous pemphigoid.