Christmas Roswell :verified: 🎄

A proper society doesn't allow people to get away with crime by claiming insanity.
If you're insane or suffered even one single manic episode of insanity you should be removed from society forever. Either by execution or a lifetime of horrific confinement, bread & water, and no medical care.

2026-09-03 22:49:03 UTC

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I wish I were the lone holdout. I would absolutely never cave.

2026-09-03 21:36:37 UTC

I wish the puppet was here
to see my return
:fingerbratt: :ncd:
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2025-03-05 02:41:04 UTC

I'm still banging KJo if you're wondering.

2025-03-03 00:12:08 UTC

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2025-02-27 01:36:04 UTC

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2025-02-26 14:58:39 UTC

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2025-02-22 03:09:19 UTC

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2025-02-21 19:36:47 UTC

I'm really disappointed more
vaccinated aren't dead.

2025-02-21 00:58:20 UTC

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I'll do anything for you, little puppet.

2025-02-20 21:37:06 UTC

Forgive me, Father, for I have committed almost every sin except murder.

2025-02-14 17:12:13 UTC

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Abductions by me take Britt to otherworldly levels of pure multisensory ecstasy that make simple anal probes seem boring, dull, and unimaginative 👽

2025-02-14 14:38:48 UTC

Happy Valentine's Day, @brittbratt_fingerpuppet
👽 :fingerbratt: 💚
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2025-02-12 01:07:19 UTC

That look when you're trying to drop your letter at just the right time in the N tower.
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2025-01-23 17:37:01 UTC

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I'd be happy even if someone makes a name for themselves in something as gay as Dances With The Stars. I wouldn't say anything that needs to be worried about. You don't have to worry about that. If you're concerned I'll dial it back though. No offense intended.

2025-01-23 17:25:49 UTC

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I really thought his ass was ran over on that highway last time.

2025-01-23 17:22:14 UTC

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Don't leave us hanging in suspense again if you do.

2025-01-23 14:45:29 UTC

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It's up for interpretation. But I was thinking one that gets Matty interviewed by all the national news organizations as well as local, state, and federal law enforcement agencies.

2025-01-23 13:37:53 UTC

I wish someone from NCD would finally make a name for themselves.

2025-01-23 01:55:28 UTC

No surprise this mudshark even has a pitbull puppy. But there's a happy ending to this one. She killed both both of them, and is serving 2 life sentences.
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2025-01-19 03:19:44 UTC

Good kitty.
𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬
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2025-01-18 17:02:54 UTC

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I would have 😏

2025-01-17 01:40:38 UTC

"How was your day?" *ignore*
"How was your day?" *ignore*
"How was your day?" *ignore*
"How was your day?" *ignore*
"What made you smile today?"
*BLOCK*
A man has his limits.

2025-01-15 03:40:29 UTC

If you're not following @RR, then you're going to put a generational curse on your descendants.
You wouldn't want that now, would you?

2025-01-13 20:37:09 UTC

"Did you have a good weekend?"
Go fuck yourself, motherfucker. If I wanted to tell you about my weekend I would.

2025-01-11 14:56:04 UTC

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2025-01-10 17:41:11 UTC

I would rather live in the wild in a community of gorillas, chimpanzees, or orangutans than to live among niggers.

2025-01-08 13:54:40 UTC

Checking out this morning.
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2025-01-08 12:14:31 UTC

I don't like when I see people who I respect interacting with and/or reposting flat earthers. There should always be a minimum of 3 degrees of separation between good people and flat earthers.

2025-01-07 23:02:47 UTC

God, if you're 5 foot 3 and you're 300 pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds
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2025-01-06 17:23:17 UTC

It's always a day with the shittiest weather when the low tire pressure sensor turns on.

2025-01-03 17:31:12 UTC

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I hate when that happens!

2025-01-03 17:27:35 UTC

Can confirm!
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2025-01-03 01:02:29 UTC

The Q retards are still at it.
#StateofGab
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2025-01-01 04:28:19 UTC

The Fediverse is dead as...
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2024-12-29 20:18:32 UTC

Home sweet home.
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2024-12-27 23:47:51 UTC

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2024-12-27 04:50:32 UTC

MAGA
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2024-12-26 20:46:30 UTC

It's not Christmas without some Scottish shortbread.

2024-12-26 15:29:29 UTC

Every pajeet I've ever known has had absolutely zero common sense. And I've never been impressed with their knowledge or intelligence.

2024-12-26 05:01:40 UTC

Elon says you must import this into your country in order to "win."
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2024-12-26 04:20:36 UTC

Having a late night Christmas snack 🎄
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2024-12-26 02:18:55 UTC

It's over. It's all over. Back to reality.

2024-12-25 23:59:34 UTC

And just like that... Christmas is over.

2024-12-25 02:39:52 UTC

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2024-12-24 17:31:06 UTC

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2024-12-24 17:14:52 UTC

Boomer parents are having some food at their house this afternoon, but can't stay long since they have to go to church at 7pm or something. Spoils the whole mood of Christmas Eve evening in my opinion. So I told them it seems that church is more important to them than their family. I think I'll tell them we aren't visiting next year on Christmas Eve if they are going to church again.

2024-12-24 05:17:49 UTC

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I've heard the phrase "eat shit and die", but "eat shit and live" is a new one.

2024-12-23 02:56:37 UTC

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2024-12-23 02:34:57 UTC

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True. Now we can only imagine what could have been if not for that fucking fry flipper.

2024-12-22 19:50:43 UTC

Uncle Ted and nephew Luigi.

2024-12-22 01:09:42 UTC

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2024-12-21 03:33:00 UTC

It's going to be a great night.
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2024-12-21 02:04:13 UTC

The current state of Gab.
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2024-12-19 18:31:04 UTC

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It goes good with cocaine.

2024-12-19 17:53:13 UTC

If you're not reposting yourself at different times of the day to maximize your audience exposure, then you're leaving potential dopamine on the table.

2024-12-16 16:57:49 UTC

Make CEOs Scared Again
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2024-12-16 16:37:12 UTC

We need 10,000 Luigi's to activate.

2024-12-16 12:51:26 UTC

You're not going anywhere!
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2024-12-12 21:06:42 UTC

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Imagine thinking aliens are green.
Now THAT is indeed very gay.

2024-12-09 03:34:45 UTC

I'm watching you.
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2024-12-08 20:32:40 UTC

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I haven't been able to find it in awhile. It just disappeared and never reappeared. I am usually looking for it when I am trying to give a reaction to one of your posts.

2024-12-08 20:23:47 UTC

Why don't I seem to have the 😏 reaction available as a choice on NCD anymore, but I still see people who do?
I've scrolled through the list multiple times and I still don't see it anywhere.

2024-12-08 19:46:55 UTC

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2024-12-08 15:06:18 UTC

The boys on NCD recruiting you
to join the platform.
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2024-12-07 22:15:53 UTC

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2024-12-06 20:50:12 UTC

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Yeah, and they think their eternal salvation somehow depends on them loving and worshipping the jewish people. Like any even slight criticism of jews might send the weimerican christian to hell.

2024-12-06 19:50:39 UTC

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2024-12-06 01:02:47 UTC

You mean the freedom that has faggots parading down our streets while fucking each other wearing dog masks? That freedom?! Or maybe the freedom for drag queens to be swinging their dicks in your kid's face at the public library for story hour?
#note18nu…5g6f

2024-12-03 22:57:16 UTC

When I look at NCD now I feel like Grinch whose heart just grew a few sizes larger.

2024-12-03 22:50:28 UTC

Look at those Christmas lights!

2024-11-11 00:26:21 UTC

These latest NCD ads are a bit much. I wish people would donate more, so Matty doesn't have to put these ads in my feed.
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2024-08-07 23:02:53 UTC

Meanwhile over on Gab...
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2024-08-05 14:53:48 UTC

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Keep buying. Never sell.
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2024-08-05 14:47:01 UTC

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Much worse.

2024-08-05 14:45:17 UTC

Is this the final stock market downturn ever, guys? Should I just cash out now while it's down and give up? It's hopeless, right? It won't bounce back like it always has this time, will it?

2024-07-31 21:58:37 UTC

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And a lighter if you really want some fun.

2024-07-31 21:55:06 UTC

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You only need yourself to huff your own farts.

2024-07-10 13:05:35 UTC

I've heard Barron only wears custom made Hugo Boss suits.
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2024-07-08 12:12:09 UTC

My dream is to become an over-the-road trucker and drive team with one of my racist, antisemitic, shitposting anonymous internet friends as we shitpost all across the country.

2024-06-12 14:25:27 UTC

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https://youtu.be/E3_b19VVLHQ-gb_duhha

2024-06-12 14:03:34 UTC

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I don't just probe indiscriminately.