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2026-03-26 21:27:47 UTC

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Lo-IQ — Hides money under mattress. Goes to spend. Oops! Left my money at home.
Hi-IQ — Bedazzles sweater with pearls. How many pearls for that latte good sir? Keep the change, I have more.

2026-03-26 16:45:15 UTC

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It's time to print +30% on the bitcoin can. And also to add a little ginseng.

2026-03-26 16:37:32 UTC

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Desperately wanted this. But not in Santa's budget. You'll gif your eye out.

2026-03-25 22:34:57 UTC

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The plan is for it to fail. Then biometric ID can be the savior.

2026-03-25 22:29:57 UTC

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Amway

2026-03-25 16:12:21 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/0f0142433044d51b77b261898890216c56fb041c4afb8de3ce6a0a6a85125892.gif

2026-03-24 22:00:58 UTC

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Hot apple pie wearing a suicide vest IED

2026-03-24 21:58:21 UTC

How do other #GrapheneOS users do network troubleshooting?
Even with Termux, network tools (ping, nmap, etc.) don't really work.
I know this is somewhat by design for security; and also partially an Android thing, not 100% a Graphene issue— not complaining here, just curious:
How do the rest of you check devices, services, ports, etc. on your networks?

2026-03-24 14:42:13 UTC

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This is what they took from us.

2026-03-23 21:31:46 UTC

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You'd think he could afford better curtains.

2026-03-23 19:50:43 UTC

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Feeling like a 5D pawn.

2026-03-23 05:45:03 UTC

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Strongly agree

2026-03-23 00:12:36 UTC

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When the internet was the dewey decimal system:
https://blossom.primal.net/9addf872e0f13312bf8cd4f2bd2d8779826712e7a2ac308cd4fd1d70d77e23af.png

2026-03-23 00:08:54 UTC

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😂

2026-03-22 22:02:15 UTC

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This is correct.
Same root as "kaboom" which is 1,000 booms.

2026-03-22 21:25:27 UTC

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🤔 Does Jar Jar represent DEI in this prophecy... maybe a clumsy Ilhan Omar will trip and unplug Palantir, saving us all.

2026-03-22 21:15:58 UTC

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This was great.
Just to bitch a lil bit among frens: I'm tired of half measures. I want to win. We need some kind of breakthrough winning tech, not just best-practices and mitigation.
"Half measures availed us nothing. We stood at the turning point. We asked His protection and care with complete abandon."
The Big Book

2026-03-22 21:03:44 UTC

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If I could read just one memoir, it would be Bacon's.

2026-03-22 18:12:40 UTC

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Biometric ID required to have sex with your wife.

2026-03-22 08:15:49 UTC

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You can't beat a good enow... 🤔 maybe a solid eftsoones

2026-03-22 05:28:52 UTC

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take to piss on the cat.
~ Red Auerbach

2026-03-22 05:19:47 UTC

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I like realpolitik analysis like this.
Moralizing can be good. But there's a surfeit of that. Not enough of this. 👍

2026-03-22 05:12:50 UTC

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Money fixes this

2026-03-22 05:11:23 UTC

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😂

2026-03-22 04:56:41 UTC

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😂

2026-03-22 02:10:03 UTC

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Call me cynical, but I won't believe we've won until I see a grainy black and white aerial video of a target being bombed from 20,000 ft., and a retired general on TV telling me what exactly was blown up.

2026-03-22 01:55:50 UTC

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We was robbed!

2026-03-22 01:51:33 UTC

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I still feel this way about Tool and Rush.

2026-03-21 21:52:01 UTC

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The mythical woman month

2026-03-21 20:27:39 UTC

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I want my epitaph to be:
He ceaselessly strove to be his own ISP

2026-03-21 20:13:59 UTC

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Luke 4:5-8 And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it. If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
John 6:15-21 When Jesus therefore perceived that they would come and take him by force, to make him a king, he departed again into a mountain himself alone. And when even was now come, his disciples went down unto the sea, And entered into a ship, and went over the sea toward Capernaum. And it was now dark, and Jesus was not come to them. And the sea arose by reason of a great wind that blew. So when they had rowed about five and twenty or thirty furlongs, they see Jesus walking on the sea, and drawing nigh unto the ship: and they were afraid. But he saith unto them, It is I; be not afraid. Then they willingly received him into the ship: and immediately the ship was at the land whither they went.

2026-03-21 19:34:35 UTC

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What's the sound of one hitler clapping?

2026-03-19 21:27:23 UTC

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The rare 2-15 upset

2026-03-19 17:36:31 UTC

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Imagine several rival factions all with Mission Impossible mask tech (spiderman meme), all with military grade press astroturfing capabilities— there is a lot to gain with controlling Bibi 4.0, and a lot to lose with getting caught releasing Bibi 4.0, and a lot to lose with prematurely calling the death of Bibi 3.0.
Also: aliens + necromancy.

2026-03-19 16:25:55 UTC

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You know how X has @grok and community noted to settle debates (matters of truth).
What if we had several "groks": a robot friend(s) (@frens or @awesome-O-5000) a @nostr-therapist, a @nostr-personal-advocate, or a @conflict-resolution, or @fairy-godmother as a selling point?
"Other sites thrive on conflict and hate: nostr resolves it."
Hear me out. What do people (genZ+genA) love more than the truth (i.e. the @grok ai bot telling you how it is)?— being coddled and supported.
Picture it: you're a retard getting dunked on and ratioed with your stupid take. You @ your personal advocate, who immediately polishes the turd of your dumb take and makes it sound reasonable enough.
Or you're the bloods and the crips going back and forth about whether salad or steak is good for you. @ the conflict resolution bot, and it marries heaven and hell for you.
@fairy-godmother doesn't block or ban: it just sprinkles dust so that your cyber-bully's threats are transformed into genial platitudes: "You have an ugly poopface" is transformed (only to you) as "Nice weather we're having".
You can @frens when you need a friend and @ therapist when you need a therapist.
Maybe these things cost zaps (token cost for ai bots).

2026-03-19 03:37:38 UTC

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Eventually the sign runs out of room
https://blossom.primal.net/04802f413af4718628fa764b417ce1c2addb651b4f8b2817ffc0ab631bd9ff65.jpg

2026-03-19 03:33:16 UTC

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DAR is a solid metric

2026-03-19 03:31:28 UTC

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There are those cork bulletin boards, at the boomer supermarkets, find a guy to rake your leaves— I bet if he spent 12 hours a day there he would get definite traction.

2026-03-19 03:27:57 UTC

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Something about an old shoe...

2026-03-19 00:34:52 UTC

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Everyone is dead and everyone is wearing a Mission Impossible mask so no one is ever dead.

2026-03-18 22:16:45 UTC

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UK - about 1 of every 5,000
Same odds of winning a small scratch off ticket.
Moral: gambling is better for you than using the internet.

2026-03-18 18:58:33 UTC

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I appreciate this take.
40's big band / standards / ez listening is revolting to my soul. Songwriting that trivializes and detests the human spirit. You have a dog and love a girl. In that order.
I adore 50's doo wop. The unconscious pursuit of beauty in melody and freedom in dance at all times, judged truly by the request line and the Disc Jockey.
60's A+. Beauty + truth. Psychedelic forces unleashed from the astral plane. Evil is also here, but as yet almost imperceptible.
70's music to me is like the empire strikes back— the Great Satan ripping the etheric and astral psychedelic forces out of the 50's and 60's music and repacking it in course materialism (guitar virtuosity, punk-Marxism, funk/disco soullessness)
80's the reassertion of the accidental quest for beauty, accidental new-romanticism, accidental guy-liner, the accidental majesty of the synthesizer, the invisible hand of Adam Smith accidentally biting its CIA prestidigitators.
90's the empire strikes back back back (self destructive opium war tactics behind grunge, 5th columnist hip hop). Hideous on purpose— the opposite of music.
00's indie/emo wins skirmishes against the 90's; the internet and the ipod suddenly allows the freedom to be our own 1950's disc jockey; but the pop music beast is unleashed from the pit of hell— it is only a matter of time until nsync kills all of our children and drinks their blood
10's the empire strikes back back back back back with DJ culture, woke infiltration of all previous postwar music and its systematic complete destruction. everyone hates instruments, words, notes, chords. singing along is something cave men did with your mom. to your mom. you can now hate yourself forever. you have no choice. skrillex exists.

2026-03-18 16:50:25 UTC

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I've been banging my head against OpenClaw every day for the past several weeks. Feels like everything I try to do with it runs up against some immovable object, walled garden, etc.
Trying to hear this as the right message for me right now. But idk. sometimes I just choose the wrong path and stay stubbornly on it for too long.

2026-03-18 15:09:19 UTC

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He's not wearing his hat... 🤔

2026-03-18 03:47:58 UTC

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Idk if it would make things worse ot better to spin up agents that continually post or aggregate content on topics to get the ball rolling.

2026-03-18 02:44:46 UTC

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We need something that looks like this. Only half joking.
https://blossom.primal.net/9addf872e0f13312bf8cd4f2bd2d8779826712e7a2ac308cd4fd1d70d77e23af.png

2026-03-17 22:43:40 UTC

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If you want people to hang out at your club, you need to have hot girls.

2026-03-17 22:34:05 UTC

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😂

2026-03-17 00:01:47 UTC

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I dream of an AI agent that just scans app stores (open source like fdroid or zapstore, obvs) for updates, determines which of the updates are bug fixes and which are feature creep, and rewrites the code to only include real bug fixes.

2026-03-16 15:38:30 UTC

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*antisemitc boating accident

2026-03-16 08:25:53 UTC

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They will beat their swords into plowshears, and their selfie-sticks into anti-drone nets.

2026-03-15 23:35:40 UTC

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Looking forward to the 2-3 matchup in the Culture bracket.

2026-03-14 20:48:51 UTC

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Amen brother

2026-03-13 18:54:08 UTC

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😭😂💀💀
Brutal

2026-03-12 22:09:48 UTC

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It's as if they forgot about Dre

2026-03-12 16:47:06 UTC

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Fake your own death

2026-03-10 06:31:54 UTC

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This makes my blood boil.

2026-03-10 05:20:32 UTC

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.io is taken, we have to settle for .com
https://blossom.primal.net/7c90cca1b6682a508a0bde85b2d8343ff95c90bee2d578d5b98a8f9e795b1186.jpg

2026-03-09 18:48:23 UTC

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KMFDM is a drug against war

2026-03-08 21:00:08 UTC

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This problem is beyond logic. The people are under a spell. It will take a spell to free them.

2026-03-08 19:14:36 UTC

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That, and a washer-dryer combo machine system that folds clothes and puts them in a dresser or hangs clothes in a closet.

2026-03-07 21:18:53 UTC

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😭

2026-03-07 21:13:36 UTC

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This is how much I miss smoking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkY5m00rpY

2026-03-07 21:09:07 UTC

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I miss smoking like the deserts miss the rain

2026-03-07 21:05:28 UTC

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Putting the word "human" in front of "right" has always made me laugh.

2026-03-07 03:16:55 UTC

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We got on some fugazi ass timeline; poseur ass timeline narc pretending to smoke timelines. "I'd love to meet your timeline dealer." Hell no narc! Hell no.

2026-03-05 17:02:08 UTC

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It's a powerful point.
To offer a meager counter-argument: it's possible for powerful people, for great generals, to miscalculate and to be ruined.

2026-03-05 16:45:03 UTC

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Underdiscussed 1971: they took Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies off the air. Also Lassie. And Hee Haw.

2026-03-05 04:57:35 UTC

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I appreciate this kind of analysis.
Just to add one or two that occured to me (possibilites only):
-Get rid of rogue CIA/MI6 ops indirectly, fingerprints off (oops, HQ's bombed by our enemies, whaddayagonnado)
-Drain a certain thorn-in-side of popular support via retaliatory civillian casualties, all while showing public support of thorn-in-side
... etc.

2026-03-04 21:57:05 UTC

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Done

2026-03-04 02:39:13 UTC

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The MJ12 stuff is a big key

2026-03-04 00:55:42 UTC

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If either Neil or Buzz have a biracial trans granddaughter, my Polymarket money's on they/them.

2026-03-04 00:07:00 UTC

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Coming in Q3, to bomb abandoned strip malls across the continental US— the next gen B-2 Spirit Halloween

2026-03-03 22:59:56 UTC

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63% of murderers eat food to survive and 92% need water.
We can stop all murderers forever if we just cut off everyone's access to food and water.
Against this? What— are you a murderer?

2026-03-03 22:47:32 UTC

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😢

2026-03-03 18:16:17 UTC

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It might be Dr. John Brandenburg that I'm thinking of
https://a.co/d/0i2gHHMM

2026-03-03 18:06:27 UTC

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Fwiw, there's a NASA scientist who was fired for proving (in the 70's I believe) that Mars had a civilization and was nuked.

2026-03-03 17:56:14 UTC

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Yo GynoBagBot so fat, when she makes an API call it's for pizza

2026-02-01 01:32:52 UTC

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The monstrous thing about this email: Summers would already know all of this— so why is Epstein saying it? Implicit threats and warnings all over this email.

2025-07-09 22:04:43 UTC

Hello world