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well regarded pervert,
cuck agnostic,
also a calico meow meow

https://xkcd.com/3277/

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2026-08-03 04:41:23 UTC

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litle known fact but tomáš is actually the official 9front news fedi account

2026-07-27 05:58:26 UTC

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you call websites on your phone, waow

2026-07-16 02:07:17 UTC

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nope you responded! was very happy about it
and yea no i understand i literally just asked cause i couldnt find a mention of it anywhere since like a 3 year old lobste.rs comment so i wasnt sure if the endeavour was just on hold/slowed down while debugging things in the context of 9front or if youd given up on the idea entirely so i found it worth asking since yea, file system situation on openbsd is kinda dire

2026-07-16 00:15:06 UTC

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yooooo thats awesome im really excited to watch back a recording of that talk, cant wait to let it shred my data
ps: hiii im the one that emailed you if you were still working on the openbsd port a couple weeks back, i didnt know ur on fedi. sick. glad to see a bit of emphasis on that endeavour as well

2026-07-15 15:47:17 UTC

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you just love drawing mobilek dont you

2026-07-10 12:50:23 UTC

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estonian doesnt have layered negations? pathetic

2026-07-10 12:23:19 UTC

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nice try dairy lobby, you're not getting ME to take a bath

2026-06-30 16:06:27 UTC

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phone bad

2026-06-11 23:31:38 UTC

heck
ahem: i used too much heat causing the inside of the upper part of the moka pot to overheat and oxidize in the time it took the water to start bubbling its way up
this is what you get for trying to take shortcuts i guess
ill try to fix it up with baking soda. dont be like me and think the water will prevent such a thing. it wont if it takes longer to bubble its way into the upper compartment than it takes for the oxidation to occur. truly incredible work from me lmao

2026-06-08 22:27:49 UTC

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actually wait ur right we literally dont need public social media
brb deleting this account and instead goofing off on irc

2026-05-07 17:09:07 UTC

the reason i dont have access to a resin 3d printer is because id be too powerful

2026-05-07 08:34:45 UTC

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you definitely have listened to alestorm in your life

2026-05-07 08:16:18 UTC

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its funny cause even the second and third ones are a definite downgrade from the first

2026-03-30 16:40:11 UTC

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and it still sucks! just less than the other options

2026-03-30 16:13:36 UTC

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yea but also they made the least bad operating system and even a good one
also they made a text editor i find really cool

2026-03-30 16:11:19 UTC

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i strongly disagree

2026-03-30 16:10:36 UTC

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c89 is like r/malelivingspaces

2026-03-30 16:10:11 UTC

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c89 is a cryptid language lowk

2026-03-30 16:07:53 UTC

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well in that case uh
// comments arent a gnu extension anymore also booleans dont require stdbool.h anymore and just a bunch of small quality of life stuff like literally a ton

2026-03-30 16:05:31 UTC

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also fiore getting c23 pilled is crazy btw like what the fuck the rust girlie is getting into c what the fuck

2026-03-30 16:04:32 UTC

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get unixed

2026-03-13 14:40:17 UTC

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https://github.com/MattMcManis/Axiom i have evidence to the contrary

2026-03-06 17:01:35 UTC

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i can roll my eyes until you cant see my pupils anymore

2026-02-28 05:56:17 UTC

gang, im making a mod to remove hunger from voxelibre (replaces all the foods with identical versions that heal you instead and just force toggles off mcl_hunger because APPARENTLY thats an option that exists) and i require input
should food items stack? if so how much. im totally willing to let it vary by items cherries for instance provide so little health that having a full stack is fine in my eyes but im a bit hesitant for better food items like steak

2025-12-30 08:51:27 UTC

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i need to make a wankel engine i need to make a wankel engine i need to make a wankel engine

2025-12-30 08:50:15 UTC

oh god what a rabbithole has just opened in my mind
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2025-12-28 00:17:44 UTC

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>total self reliance
>country brought to the brink of collapse as soon as it couldnt play china and the ussr against eachother for resources

2025-12-21 20:53:26 UTC

sleeping all day fucking sucks dude

2025-11-21 19:24:20 UTC

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im using openbsd

2025-11-21 19:22:37 UTC

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no my easiest option is patching pipewire to work. theres an issue on the libudev-zero where people are exchanging patches
its honestly shameful how pipewire depends on a systemd component. like go fuck yourself, freedesktop

2025-11-21 16:06:27 UTC

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i wish i could replace udev with mdev but fucking pipewire doesnt permit
need sndio support NOW

2025-11-21 16:03:36 UTC

brrr cold
dont know why, thermometer says its actually pretty warm for my standards
either way: bigger wool socks and a cute hoodie come to the rescue!
now, do i try to get up to sort out exherbo and my many systemd problems?

2025-11-20 23:28:54 UTC

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muon sounds cool i didnt know about that

2025-11-20 23:26:38 UTC

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i like ninja and wish it werent almost exclusively used for shitty language-specific giga build systems like cmake and meson

2025-11-20 23:23:48 UTC

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i wanna make a forth os but i cant even exist

2025-11-20 23:21:20 UTC

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a bsd makefile will certainly not work in gnu make because bsd makefiles have templates which arent shipped with a gnu os (or really much of a thing at all)
they're completely separate ecosystems and that does piss me off

2025-02-18 21:08:56 UTC

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2024-12-29 01:58:02 UTC

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2024-12-12 08:29:33 UTC

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he was a teapot?!?

2024-11-08 07:47:14 UTC

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honestly, i do feel like firefighting is probably one of the less egregious ones simply for the fact that pay is optional even if ur not an inmate (volunteer firefighters oftentimes outnumber the paid ones, particularly in more rural areas)

2024-10-01 06:53:03 UTC

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god id kill for dino nuggies

2024-09-20 19:47:13 UTC

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im already crying

2024-08-24 12:13:17 UTC

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its cold in there

2024-08-03 00:26:31 UTC

"no shirt, no shoes, no service" implies that pants *are* optional