Cap'n PacificNic 🏴‍☠️ / is on Nostr

Enthusiastic member of the all-powerful bike lobby and sinister zero covid communist. Motivational doomer. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give.

My rate is $25/CitAtIon.

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2024-06-18 17:03:28

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I know a couple who describes themselves as minimalist.
They own two brand new cars, three houses, and an extensive, expensive wardrobe for each of them. I'm still trying to figure out what about their lifestyle is minimalist.

2024-06-18 16:57:30

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You really do have to hand it to capitalism.
Turning minimalism and authenticity into consumer goods was impressive.

2024-06-18 16:54:08

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Being your Authentic Self™ is SO hot right now.
Here are 10 things you NEED now for your Authentic Lifestyle™.

2024-06-18 16:46:48

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Gotta go out and buy a whole new wardrobe to compliment my Minimalist™ aesthetic.

2024-06-18 16:45:51

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I'm a Minimalist™.
The only things I own are this $1M condo and all my stuff.

2024-06-18 16:44:53

I'm trying to be more Authentic™.

2024-06-13 02:36:43

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What the actual fucking fuck is this shit?

2024-06-04 18:11:12

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If we could find a way to reach across the aisle, much could change.

2024-06-04 17:56:42

Widespread COVID-consciousness may be the single greatest threat to those in power.

2024-06-04 05:37:05

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I remember someone recounting interviewing Maggiore and, during the interview, she was breastfeeding her baby while untreated and positive with HIV. I'm not sure if it ever spread through breast milk or not, but how the fuck can people take risks like that (and the current SARS risk) with their babies?

2024-05-29 17:15:37

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Faisons cela.

2024-05-29 17:07:56

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Non, c'est la mer Français, en fait.

2024-05-29 16:46:16

No surprise that the French don't call it the "English Channel".
"La Manche" (the sleeve) sounds so much cooler and way less possessive of international territory.

2024-05-18 16:47:40

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I'm not going to lie, this kept me awake last night even though I'm in Canada. This scares the shit out of me.
For a long time, I've shared the opinion with others that mask bans were coming eventually and, though it was a fringe belief even a year ago, I think the writing was always on the wall.
If you think you are safe because you live in a "progressive" state or country, you are very wrong.

2024-05-18 16:44:18

We should all be very worried about the North Carolina mask ban and corresponding non-reaction from any "progressive" in power. This is a serious and credible threat to all our lives.
You teach people how to treat you.