Lizzy 💫

crocs enthusiast, cat lady, lukewarm takes at best #ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

Public Key

npub104nd8dvv3c6mfs73vtl5endq63hhxmjvs97j79tv9ax0enfup27swn4j5h

NIP-05 Address

Stoned_Deva_@mas-to.mostr.pub

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-03-27 01:39:51 UTC

Introducing myself to the new neighbors by screaming at sportsball like a lunatic

2026-03-24 03:00:41 UTC

First time buying a house on my own, first time suing a builder... yup, this is definitely my year

2026-03-03 00:15:03 UTC

Silently cursing anyone who's ever given me some doodad I never wanted that I'm now responsible for moving from place to place for the rest of my life

2026-01-14 15:23:20 UTC

Nothing new to add but I've never let that stop me from posting

2025-12-29 06:53:07 UTC

Normalize 'alone' not being a bad word.

2025-12-11 12:47:50 UTC

I prefer the strong solvent type.

2025-12-08 21:23:54 UTC

I say I'm fine a lot for someone who's still alive

2025-12-02 22:13:45 UTC

How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare

2025-11-21 23:42:15 UTC

Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace

2025-11-21 20:44:56 UTC

the sluttiest thing a man can do is fuck all the way off

2025-11-19 20:48:59 UTC

Your honor, I'd like to direct your attention to exhibit A... you gonna finish that?

2025-11-17 16:39:33 UTC

Don't ask me how I slept unless you want the hourly play-by-play

2025-11-15 03:17:58 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj nor the messy pigtails lol

2025-11-14 23:04:17 UTC

Touching grass to pick up dogshit still counts, right?

2025-11-13 03:29:38 UTC

I have nothing in common with people who let a bag of chips go stale.

2025-11-13 03:06:29 UTC

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@nprofile…7ppx sounds wonderful

2025-11-12 21:15:20 UTC

I bet a factory reset would fix me

2025-11-11 15:06:10 UTC

me, as a therapist: omg samesies

2025-11-11 04:47:30 UTC

As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often

2025-11-10 17:28:04 UTC

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@nprofile…vkq7 at least store credit, right? 🤷‍♀️

2025-11-04 14:42:28 UTC

yeah yeah I'm coming, just gotta quickly go thru the internet and like 200 posts

2025-11-03 23:49:22 UTC

Bluesky's implementing a dislike button. In other news, I'll be spending a lot more time here.

2025-10-31 02:25:22 UTC

PSA: please know I'm fine this is just me posting

2025-10-30 17:16:12 UTC

I put the imp in simpleton

2025-10-24 02:40:03 UTC

it's bad bitch o'clock I say putting on my strawberry shortcake pj pants

2025-10-23 18:58:06 UTC

Buttholes seem to be the trending topic across platforms... the internet is healing

2025-10-22 15:56:51 UTC

This daydream coulda been a nap

2025-10-21 23:29:37 UTC

The Fediverse... where your butthole is like family.

2025-10-20 18:47:31 UTC

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@nprofile…szc4 it's awesome, right 😅

2025-10-19 02:06:48 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj ummm thanks 😏 (i think lol)

2025-10-19 01:48:21 UTC

A mute list but for my intrusive thoughts

2025-10-17 22:47:21 UTC

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@nprofile…g67x what? you might be confused... boosting, not stealing lol

2025-10-17 22:32:49 UTC

If I repost your same post on two different sites... just know you're sort of a big deal (to me)

2025-10-17 21:22:59 UTC

Thinking about having a few drinks and making questionable decisions online tonight

2025-10-17 19:53:31 UTC

You want a side piece... where's your holster?

2025-10-17 04:33:32 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj girl... I'll edit to take out an extra space idgaf

2025-10-17 04:30:40 UTC

Yeah I just edited an emoji response... and?

2025-10-16 13:15:49 UTC

live love lmao

2025-10-15 21:28:47 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj I started to rewatch with my daughter this summer but she lost interest. Need to go back now

2025-10-15 17:43:05 UTC

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

2025-10-14 15:55:01 UTC

Being swallowed by a massive sinkhole might fix me

2025-10-14 15:09:48 UTC

If I unboost or like then immediately boost again, just know it's the fat fingers talkin

2025-10-14 01:50:11 UTC

who up sharing way too much on the internet again?

2025-10-12 21:02:19 UTC

"Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection"... mfr YOU TELL ME!

2025-10-07 02:17:21 UTC

People don't say amazeballs enough anymore

2025-08-20 13:08:55 UTC

might not remember how skinny feels but damn this cake tastes good

2024-03-26 06:09:59 UTC

Lost in thought, unable to grasp the sadness until that warm tear, salty & sweet, rolls down your face.

2024-01-19 17:47:13 UTC

Damn boy, are you a natural high because I don't feel anything.

2024-01-11 02:40:49 UTC

Three episodes into Ghosts UK, and I LOVE IT! 🤣

2023-11-22 21:46:48 UTC

Gen V is crazy y'all! It's a little awkward to watch with family bc of all the sex but worth it.

2023-11-15 01:58:18 UTC

Profile pics making direct eye contact are sorta my weakness. The look of disappointment on your face speaks directly to my daddy issues.

2023-10-26 16:36:06 UTC

They should let the person who invented naps invent more stuff.

2023-10-25 20:40:12 UTC

Today's mood is brought to you by the fire alarm going off in the distance for the last fucking hour.

2023-09-05 14:00:36 UTC

The world would be a much better place if so much of sarcasm wasn't lost in translation.

2023-09-03 23:27:31 UTC

Get your dose of reality today!
(Each sold separately)

2023-09-02 16:31:11 UTC

Just threw away half an omelet. My transformation to Charles Haden-Savage is nearly complete.

2023-09-01 14:29:06 UTC

Happy Birthday TC! 🎂🎁🤍
@npub1jcn…0xst
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/110/990/361/377/367/174/original/c96bb5411b7777c1.mp4

2023-08-31 23:47:40 UTC

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@npub189n…satx and why is the US government still there?

2023-08-31 21:10:29 UTC

Your honor, as if 🙄

2023-08-30 18:48:47 UTC

If Mitch McConnell isn't going to step down, can he at least stop doing press conferences?

2023-08-30 00:41:34 UTC

I finally canceled my subscription to Paramount, but still have it for another week or so. What should I watch?

2023-08-29 21:55:55 UTC

Know what's also fun... not doing THAT *gestures wildly

2023-08-27 23:10:26 UTC

Either take the hint and leave me tf alone or get blocked. It's our choice.

2023-08-27 21:50:57 UTC

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@npub1nlt…t44t lovely

2023-08-27 21:00:37 UTC

DAY 27: a song that breaks your heart #30DaySongChallenge
You Could Happy - Snow Patrol
https://songwhip.com/snow-patrol/you-could-be-happy

2023-08-27 15:59:11 UTC

I'm tired of acting my age, mostly because people my age are so tired.

2023-08-25 08:11:39 UTC

If ya can't sleep and ya know it, boost some toots 👏👏

2023-08-24 01:31:51 UTC

Sometimes the private note I left for myself about your account cracks me up so bad. Man, I'm hilarious... but also kinda mean, lol

2023-08-23 17:37:48 UTC

You aren't fooling anyone with those stick figures. We know everyone in that car is a normal-sized person.

2023-08-20 18:22:36 UTC

DAY 20: a song that has many meanings to you #30DaySongChallenge
Us - Regina Spektor
https://songwhip.com/regina-spektor/us

2023-08-20 10:28:18 UTC

Some of y'all are such blatant fuckin haters and probably don't even realize it. Anywho, tell Jesus I say hi.

2023-08-18 16:57:40 UTC

Lmao
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/110/911/658/161/545/381/original/5ade31460a9beb43.jpeg

2023-08-17 19:06:43 UTC

Are you telling me these buttholes know how to surf?

2023-08-16 18:38:54 UTC

Time is money, but money can't buy happiness. It can afford you more free time, though. Wait, where was I going with this?

2023-08-16 17:21:37 UTC

Oh, you love autonomy so much... marry it!

2023-08-15 16:42:56 UTC

Just because I'm listening to you, please don't assume I care

2023-08-14 14:35:12 UTC

Color me bad at staying inside the lines

2023-08-13 04:13:42 UTC

My superpower is fighting the effects of melatonin

2023-08-10 21:27:28 UTC

I'm never more afraid for the safety of my ankles than when wearing flowy pants around the house

2023-08-10 13:02:44 UTC

Thanks Spotify 💀
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/110/865/441/068/746/255/original/113439e291e7340a.jpg

2023-08-09 23:32:36 UTC

Can't. Busy agonizing over my song pick for tomorrow lol

2023-08-09 16:11:13 UTC

Grow old and retire someday challenge (impossible)

2023-08-07 14:03:45 UTC

Pouring my coke zero into a coffee mug before the Zoom call ☕️

2023-08-05 02:24:47 UTC

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@npub1sat…8vnx @npub1nd2…pwqc do I get to keep the money? 🤔

2023-08-04 12:44:40 UTC

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Update: I'm alive. Last night was filled with great convo and lots of yummy food and drinks.

2023-08-03 23:41:07 UTC

I actually have a date tonight. Y'all want me to live toot it?

2023-08-03 20:57:56 UTC

What kind of cookies do aliens like? Asking for a friend 👽

2023-08-03 04:21:15 UTC

It's your obligation to keep me engaged while chatting on Instagram. Otherwise, I could easily blow my entire life's savings.

2023-08-03 02:36:16 UTC

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@npub1nzm…85c8 aww🤞

2023-08-02 20:14:40 UTC

Perplexing if literal: getting your ass handed to you

2023-07-31 20:34:03 UTC

This daydream could've been a nap.

2023-07-31 16:13:13 UTC

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@npub19fc…ay3c I boycott zippers a long time ago.

2023-07-21 16:17:56 UTC

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@npub19fc…ay3c you're in the home stretch 💪

2023-07-21 15:37:13 UTC

Thanks for explaining my toot to me. I wondered what I was getting at

2023-07-18 21:02:08 UTC

Who called it the heat index instead of holy shit kill me now?

2023-07-18 20:35:45 UTC

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@npub18kh…v8r8 It'll be scarfed down however it's delivered. 😋

2023-07-18 20:28:10 UTC

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@npub18kh…v8r8 stop! I've already decided to order a pizza for dinner. Happy now? 😂

2023-07-14 15:33:27 UTC

I've done enough people-ing the past few days to last me weeks. And now, for my next trick, watch me slip into oblivion.

2023-07-02 01:00:25 UTC

Might want to scrape that data off the bottom of your shoe before getting comfy

2023-06-14 04:42:08 UTC

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@npub1dsw…lq7h 💯🙃